no one cares potato

anonymous asked:

I'm craving mashed potatoes, so I guess that's my prompt. Bellarke and all the delinquents plus mashed potatoes. GL. Also, cus I'm amused I wanna see if you can guess who this is, I like to mimic Georgia speak a lot. K bye good luck and I look forward to reading this.

I accept your challenge of Bellarke and the delinquents + mashed potatoes and I raise you one Bellamy! taking care of Clarke

With Kane and Abby away in Polis, it was assumed as usual that Clarke and Bellamy would take the positions as temporary leaders. It was their responsibility to be aware of everyone who left and came into camp and to handle any conflicts that arose within Arkadian grounds. Clarke ran the infirmary with the help of her mother’s good friend, Jackson, and Bellamy was the boss of the weapons as per his request.

They were also responsible for feeding the people. Clarke thought back to one of their first nights on Earth, when Bellamy dragged back to camp a wild cat to feed the hundred. The cat had tried attacking them upon stumbling across a half dead Jasper strung up in the trees. In fact it probably would have killed Bellamy had Wells not shot it down when he did. But even so the boy marched back into camp, tall and proud, like he was a god sent to save his people.

Now, Clarke couldn’t help but stand back and admire him as he scooped mashed potato into bowls for his people, who stood in a line stretching well beyond the corner.

“Who’s hungry?” he barked.

He winked as he walked past her and Clarke felt her stomach flip. It had been doing that a lot lately.

“Are you guys still pretending that you’re just friends?” Raven asked from beside her.

“They were never just friends,” Monty pitched in.

“I don’t know what we are anymore,” she shook her head and continued peeling her potatoes.

They were right about one thing, Clarke and Bellamy had been different since she got back from the City of Light. She supposed they’d been different since she returned from Polis but now it was even more obvious. And as scared as she was, she couldn’t hide it anymore.

“We’re just…taking things slow,” she added receiving a laugh from both of them.

“How much slower can you get?” Monty asked, “he’s already in love with you.”

At that the potato slipped out of Clarkes hand and her knife nipped her skin instead. She gasped in shock and held the wound closed with her other hand.

“What the hell Clarke,” Bellamy’s voice startled her as he re-entered the kitchen and sped over to her. He swiftly grabbed a nearby towel and wrapped it around her hand. “I leave you for one minute and come back to find you bleeding all over the counter.”

“The potato slipped,” she explained knowing full well what it was that made her lose her grip.

He held her hand in his, applying pressure to the wound. They stood like that for a while as he tried to stop the bleeding but all she could concentrate on was the closeness of their bodies.

“You okay?” he asked.

“I’m good,” she nodded.

Was she? What if it was true and he was in love with her? What if she was in love with him too? She couldn’t handle losing another friend, and she surely couldn’t handle losing another lover.

Her heart began to race as the thoughts rushed through her mind. And then… 

Bellamy shot her a smile and it all went away. 

“I think you’ll live.” 

And she did and then he ate mashed potatoes off her body

anonymous asked:

Ever talk to someone and they talk about what they cooked like they are a goddamn genius when it was just mundane shit? "oh yeah and then I put CHEESE on the potatoes!" fucking no one cares what you managed to cobble together, good job you fed yourself. They never tell you a cool trick or interesting twist it's always the most cookbook shit and they go on about it for hours.

It’s because they’ve never done dick for themselves so when they play adult and it works they are astounded.

anonymous asked:

What causes undereye dark circles and how can I prevent them, because mine seem to be getting worse day by day, thanks!!

causes of under eye dark circles

there are a few main causes that affect lots of people, and other causes that affect only certain people:

  1. Fatigue/lack of sleep: this is the main one that affects most people.
  2. Sun exposure/damage: your under eyes are very sensitive and are easily affected by increase melanin production when you’re out in the sun. 
  3. Genetics: sometimes, dark circles are something hereditary that run in your family. 
  4. Ageing: the skin around your eyelids is called periorbital skin is very thin, averaging about 0.5mm, and as you age, this gets thinner, losing collagen and elasticity. This means the dark veins under your skin can show through a lot more. 
  5. Rubbing your eyes excessively: aggravates both puffiness and dark circles. 
  6. Puffy eye bags: having bags under your eyes can make shadows harsher under your eyes, making it seem like your dark circles are worse than they are. 
  7. Periorbital hyperpigmentation: individuals with darker skin are affected by this condition in which more melanin is produced in the under eye area. This is a condition you need to get diagnosed and unfortunately is a little hard to get rid of. 

a few ways to reduce under eye dark circles

  1. Sleep more! sleeping more will make your overall skin health better, because it prevents you from becoming more pale and appearing more hollowed out, which can exaggerate eye bags/dark circles. 
  2. Classic cold spoons: or any sort of cold compression set up will work. This will help reduce the dilated blood vessels under your eyes, making pigmentation appear a lot less.  
  3. Sun protection: if your sunscreen isn’t SPF 50+ or more, then why are you even wearing it? 
  4. Rose water: put your rosewater in the fridge, soak cotton make up pads in the cold rose water, and place them on your eyes until the rose water isn’t cold anymore.
  5. Almond oil: apply this under your eyes at night and wash it off in the morning. Be careful with this one, because it is slightly comedogenic. 
  6. Raw potato: shred some potato and extract the juice, then soak a cotton pad in the juice, apply under your eyes for 10-15 minutes, then rinse with cold water. 
  7. Use an under eye cream: some of them may seem very pricy because your’e not getting a lot of product, but you only need very little. Put a tiny drop on your ring finger, and gently dab it into the under eye area. Use only your ring finger because this will cause you to use very little pressure. My favourite under eye creams are: 

I hope this helps!

- Aly 🌬💕

Cry Baby stages
  • Cry Baby stage: Learning to accept yourself
  • Dollhouse stage: Learning to not judge a book by its cover
  • Sippy Cup stage: Sequel to dollhouse stage
  • Carousel stage: Falling in love for the first time
  • Alphabet Boy stage: Letting them go
  • Soap stage: Meeting someone new
  • Training Wheels stage: Letting yourself fall in love
  • Tag, You're It stage: the bad moments in your life
  • Milk and Cookies stage: Fighting for yourself, standing up for yourself.
  • Pacify Her stage: Going through a period where you care about no one, but yourself
  • Mrs. Potato Head stage: Not being able to love yourself
  • Mad Hatter stage: Loving yourself for who you are
  • Play Date stage: Giving yourself to someone who doesn't care, even though you care a lot.
  • Cake stage: Not letting them ruin you
  • Teddy Bear stage: Realizing that everything that is good, will eventually go bad

anonymous asked:

No one cares about potatoes bobin

i guess everybody is aloof

(you see in punjabi a potato is called aloo so the pun works if u can understand this concept)

Potato Cakes

My mum gave me this recipe to use with left over mash potatoes. 

What you need:

  • One frying pan
  • One spatula
  • Stove Top
  • Left over mash
  • Oil ( I use olive oil since its better than veggie oil)
  • Salt, Pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, flour

Step one

Take your frying pan, add about ¼ cup of oil. Depending on how deep the pan is you might need a little more. Put this on medium heat.

Step Two

While your pan is heating up mix your mash with salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, and flour. When your mixing you want to make sure you have enough flour so the mash will stick together. Once your done mixing, make little patties out of the mash.

Step Three

Place one potato patty in the oil at a time. (Be careful since oil like to splash up) Cook on one side for about 3 minutes or until golden brown. Then flip and cook for the same amount of time.

Step Four

Enough those potato cakes you wonderful person! 

I’m sure you can add different spices, veggies, or meat for your own taste. Also if you don’t have a lot of flour you can always use an egg to help bind the mash together. 


As the Labour coup intensifies, Liz and Yvette discuss the best way to get Jeremy to stand down.

Ok I’ve decided to write a part 2 to my smut fic because @littlegreenplasticsoldier asked and after she called me a literary potato, her opinion is the only one I care about. 

I used Morrissey’s writing for some inspiration.

I wake up, feel penis hard again. Dean was thrusting against your back. You start to sweat. So wet. Roll over to look at his bulbous salutation. Wow so big. Look, precum. Then say put it in my otherwise central zone. He do. It was wet because I’m horny. He lasts a long time. Thank god I didn’t queef. You both come. I say wow. 

Gosh guys I’m so nervous to hear what you all think! *runs and hides in corner*