no on is illegal

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE ATE ONE OF YOUR WEED BROWNIES?!” -[NAME] WAYNE

One of the lines from my one shot because right now I can’t handle sadness and angst.

INTP: Ok but…. so I see a lot of pictures of KKK people out in the open face to face with civilians and in their hoods and everything and I just.. why not just rip off the hood of the hate criminal trying to stare you down? It’d be pretty hard to be part of the KKK if every person in the world got a good look at your face.

Papa: It doesn’t work that way.

INTP: It really could work that way.

Papa: People would get shot trying to take off the hoods.

INTP: Ok but they’ve been killing people for a long ass time so that’s not anything new. But even if that’s too much to ask, why not make being affiliated with the KKK illegal? They’re a hate group that have been linked to severe hate crimes for decades. If they got attested every time they tried to come out then a lot of shit would be solved.

Papa: It doesn’t work like that.

INTP: It really could work like that. Could just shoot them. Bet a lot less white folk would sign up for a hate group if they were going to be treated like the terrorists they are.

Papa: *sigh* this is why you’re awake at midnight when you need to get up at 4? Thinking about the KKK?

INTP: ….. IT COULD BE SOLVED SO EASILY!!!

Papa: GO TO BED!!!

  • <p> <b>Canada:</b> *shows up at America's house*<p/><b>America:</b> Hey, bro! Did you bring the good stuff?<p/><b>Canada:</b> Heck yeah I did.<p/><b>Canada:</b> *looks to the left*<p/><b>Canada:</b> *looks to the right*<p/><b>Canada:</b> *surreptitiously pulls a paper bag out of his coat* Here you go<p/><b>America:</b> Thanks, man! I know they're super illegal here, but I've been dying for my fix of these. *pulls a single kinder egg out of the bag*<p/></p>

i felt starstruck when i first layed eyes on you and months later, that same rush is still there every time i see you