no offence to the author

  • Ren: My girlfriend can charge my scroll just by holding it.
  • Blake: My girlfriend can make me hot tea and cook for me just by holding the kettle and the pan.
  • Ren: My girlfriend can can go all night all.
  • Blake: My girlfriend can go all night and day long.
  • Ren: My girlfriend is the perfect size to cuddle with.
  • Blake: My girlfriend's boobs are bigger.
  • Ren: My girlfriend's butt is better.
  • Blake: My girlfriend's tongue is amazing.
  • Ren: My girlfriend can lift ten of herself.
  • Blake: My girlfriend can shatter a mech with one punch.
  • Ren: My girlfriend can beat you up.
  • Blake: My girlfriend can beat up your girlfriend.
  • Ruby: *Ruby opens the door to the backyard and walked out on the last few lines that Blake and Ren said as they glaring at the books they are reading while continuing to banter back and forward before asking her sister and friend as sitting on a bench having tea.* What's with those two?
  • Nora: Ren said there are too many plot holes the book they are read.
  • Yang: And Blake likes the author and took offence to it.
  • Nora: Then Ren said some other author is way better.
  • Yang: Which of course is an author Blake thinks is horrible.
  • Nora: And started to argue over other books.
  • Yang: And somehow lead to them arguing about which of us is the better girlfriend. Which I have to said Nora you are perfect sized to cuddle with a nice butt.
  • Nora: Thank you. I think you would be nice and cozy to cuddle with to and have great chest pillows.
  • Yang: Awww.~ You're so sweet. Come here. *Yang smiled giving Nora a hug who returns it before they both lift up their cups of tea and take a sip.*
  • Ruby: ... Uh-huh. Okay then. Now to the question I probably should have asked first, why are you two wearing those? *Ruby nodded before she questioned the two, pointing to the top-hats monocles and large fake handlebar mustache.*
  • Yang/Nora: Tea time. *They said raising the cups.* Cheers.

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No offence, but I feel as if in this chapter, the author got tired of this entire ark in general, as the entire situation was solved ridiculously fast. Now, I don't really understand Japanese, so this may not be accurate. But from what I see, both highly powerful opponents were ridiculously quickly subdued, and somehow Fitzgerald decided to side with the Mafia and the ADA for no reason. We didn't even get to know Fyodor's ability yet, and he's already defeated.

I, too, was disappointed in this chapter, but after collecting my thoughts, I decided that it wasn’t a bad way of ending this arc, if this indeed is the end. Sure it may have looked abrupt, but it could have been worse… Or so I like to tell myself.

(Warning: I try my best to be unbiased and objective but this may read like a lot of whining. Only proceed if you’re fine with that.)

The good:
Akutagawa’s promise to Atsushi; appearance of the rest of ADA and Port Mafia; Fitzgerald saving the day; Ango and his crew appearing; that not-so-subtle nod to Odasaku in the end

The “I don’t have much of a good or a bad opinion on this”:
Shin soukoku new combo move;  Chuuya still in the book

The bad:
Quick resolution to the arc; implied lobotomy(!?); Dazai and his keikaku doori antics again; strange sense of déjà vu since they used practically same buildup as the last arc, but now it’s the remix version

First of all, I’ll just have to throw out my wildest (not really) theory out here: Fyodor is still the “final boss”. Come on, he gets the moniker “The Demon” and gets jailed off like that? No, no. It doesn’t make sense at all, at least to me. So my guess is that Agatha and the Order of the Clock Tower will swoop in to try and mess with the Agency, but when they’re on the verge of defeat, Fyodor steps in and uses this chance to strike ADA for himself. So uh Guild Arc 2.0. Or something along those lines. This could’ve been a test drive. Or he could have other Rats in Russia waiting for orders in case there’s a Phase II. Call me optimistic, but that’s what I would like to believe.

We jailbreak from Azkaban and invade Ministry of Magic now.

There really isn’t much to say about Dazai proving himself a formidable chessmaster again, other than I called it on an earlier ask. I just hope I’m not the only one tired of him being right all the damn time. No one can be that all-seeing…

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no offence but when kirkspock authors write spock’s reaction to jim’s death, they always miss out nyota? what’s with that? nyota who openly teared up and had to hold her hand against her mouth when jim died? nyota who says: ‘go get him’ to spock with this calm vengeance, and you know she wants khan fucking dead. nyota who doesn’t have superhuman abilities, and only a phaser, confronts both the genetically enhanced superhuman + an emotionally unstable vulcan to preserve the only chance to save jim kirk. 

like honestly if you’re gonna ship aos kirk/spock but somehow platonic jim/nyota ain’t shit to you, where are your priorities
May: I’ll rip up human rights laws that impede new terror legislation
PM says she is looking at making it easier to deport foreign suspects as she seeks to gain control of security agenda before election
By Vikram Dodd

“I can tell you a few of the things I mean by that: I mean longer prison sentences for people convicted of terrorist offences. I mean making it easier for the authorities to deport foreign terror suspects to their own countries. And I mean doing more to restrict the freedom and the movements of terrorist suspects when we have enough evidence to know they present a threat, but not enough evidence to prosecute them in full in court. And if human rights laws stop us from doing it, we will change those laws so we can do it.”

Danny Rolling was known as The Gainesville Ripper due to his violent murders. All his young female victims were mutilated in one way or another. One victim’s nipples had been sliced off and placed on her pillow. Another’s head had been cut off and placed on the shelf across the room along with her vases and flower pots.

Rolling was a known felon, mainly committing serious armed robberies and other such violent offences. When he was caught, he told authorities that he wanted to kill eight women for every year he had spent incarcerated. Luckily he didn’t get to fulfill this morbid aspiration, as he was caught in 1990. As he was sentenced to be executed via lethal injection, he began to sing in court. His bizarre performance can be viewed below.

I’m sure you all know that “end of semester tips from the amis” post, which I definitely enjoyed and I’m glad exists - but I just want to make a correction, if I can, to this bit:

I mean no offence to the author, because the rest of the post was really lovely, but I feel like this last bit really plays in to the fandom image of Grantaire as this person who puts absolutely no time and effort into caring about anything, and whose fuck-it attitude is overpoweringly overcharacterised to the extent that it becomes the entirety of his character. Just like the “Grantaire holding a bottle” trope, this last bit of that post is playing into another trope that I really disagree with and want to help stop the perpetuation of. So, I offer this end-of-semester advice from Grantaire instead:

Find something to believe in, even if things seem pointless, and work as hard as you can to make things worth it. Everything is harder before it’s easier, and though it may be difficult to find the light, you must remember that it’s there.

Oh hellllll no.

I respect that you don’t like DaveJade but you write a fanfic and tag it davejade on AO3 and you made them together just so you can make Dave cheat on Jade with Terezi  and then break them up

ouch man at least dont tag it davejade

dis hurt de shippe’ heart

(also why cant i put read mores in photo posts>:[ )

About this SJM hate and why it needs to stop

People seem to get really, really irked by the fact that the ‘otps’ are constantly changing and being separated and that the main character keeps ‘shifting between loves’ in her works. 

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