no noah

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU FUCKERS ABOUT THIS WATER. 

IT’S BLACK RIGHT. YOU THINK ‘WELL SHIT IT’S GOTTA HAVE A FLAVOR’. WELL GUESS WHAT. IT FUCKING DOESN’T. IT’S JUST PURE, BLACK WATER. LIKE THE BADASS MOTHERFUCKER IT IS. 

BUT GUESS WHAT. NOT ONLY IS IT SUPER MOTHERFUCKING HEALTHY, THEY ALSO DONATE PART OF THEIR PROFITS TO AUTISM AWARENESS AND RESEARCH. HOW FUCKING BAD ASS IS THAT?

OH AND ANOTHER THING. THIS STUFF IS MADE OUT OF ALKALINE FULVIC TRACE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. THAT MEANS IT’S FUCKING MADE NEAR A VOLCANO. A MOTHERFUCKING VOLCANO. YOU ARE LITERALLY DRINKING VOLCANIC MINERALS.AND IF YOU DON’T FUCKING FIND THAT BAD ASS, THAT YOU’RE DRINKING VOLCANO SPRING WATER, THEN DON’T EVEN TALK TO ME. 

SUMMARY: THIS IS SOME BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKING WATER, AND IF YOU WANT TO BE METAL AS FUCKING HELL YOU NEED TO DRINK IT. BECAUSE COME ON. THEY DONATE TO AUTISM RESEARCH. THIS WATER IS FUCKING GREAT OKAY. 

ALRIGHT OKAY I NEED YOU TO REBLOG THIS FOR A POINT TO BE MADE

okay do me a favor 

please reblog this if given the chance, you would immediately stand up to do what’s right. 

my grandmother doesn’t believe me when i say that there are HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS of people out there who support a lot of things such as

  • women’s rights for abortion
  • gay marriage
  • anti-rape

so on so forth 

SO YEAH PLEASE REBLOG THIS TO HELP ME PROVE A POINT