Every champion knows mipha likes link and keeps hinting it to his oblivious ass but he doesn't fucking catch on and everyone is both amused and frustrated and the whole while mipha is like "guys please I'm gonna have a heart attack if y'all don't stahp"
-is part of the frustrated team
-LOG U DUMBASS OMG
-like what a moron i cannot believe
-”Hey elf boy tell me when you finally get your head outta ass and see the real world”
-”you know little guy mipha really likes you” “of course we’re good friends” Laughs for 50 years (mipha just puts her face in her hands “why”)
-”for such a mighty warrior you are rather short sighted link”
-”Mipha perphaps you should not pursue such a dense voe” she says while link and mipha are both standing there (mipha mentally screeching in the background )