no no no stahp

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Yuri Plisetsky

Okay first off I want to age him up to like 18 before I answer this because like… he’s a child.
My NOTP for them- JJ
My BROTP for them- Viktor Nikiforov
My OTP for them- Otabek Altin
My second choice pairing for them- maybe Mila?
My fluffy pairing for them- Otabek
My angsty pairing for them- idk man he’s a baby. He shouldn’t be in an angsty relationship.
My favorite poly ship for them- Don’t really have one, feel free to send them in
My weirdest pairing for them- again he’s a baby so I try not to make it weird

The Difference
  • Yoongi: *Does something stupid*
  • Yoongi: *Makes an excuse*
  • Rest of BTS: Oh well I guess that makes sense then.
  • Yoongi: I know, I am a genius after all ;)
  • -
  • Taehyung: *Does something stupid*
  • Taehyung: *Makes an excuse*
  • Rest of BTS: But you were caught on camera.
  • Taehyung: Dammit >:(
  • Anders: (out of absolutely fucking nowhere) I can't imagine what Hawke sees in you
  • Fenris: Stop. It's over between us.
  • Anders: Oh good, I always thought he had some sense.
  • Fenris: Don't make light of it, leaving Hawke was one of the hardest things ive ever done
  • Hawke and Varric: (both AGGRESSIVELY loot hurlock corpses and pretend to be deaf) MAN THE DEEP ROADS SURE ARE SPOOKY AMIRITE

Bruce Wayne seems to be the kind of guy who’s brilliant at strategy, engineering, etc, but when confronted with a chip card reader, he’s the annoying guy who cannot, for some inexplicable reason, understand how it works.

“sir, you need to leave it in.”

“What?” *swipes card again*

“Sir, please just leave it–”

“I don’t understand.”

“Please wait until it beeps.”

*takes card out* “it just beeped.”

“That was it reading the card, sir.”


i literally cant believe they did this