Me: Have you ever read a fic so beautiful you started crying?
@bleusarcelle and @queerklancing you guys are amazing writers and this fic was amazing AND YOU SHOULD COLLAB MORE IT WAS SO FLUFFY AND I’M DEFINITLY NOT EMOTIONAL CAUSE I JUST FINISHED READING IT NOPEEE I’m definitly not crying nopeeeeee I didnt die 100 times while I read it nopeeeee I didn’t read it as slowly as I could so the fic would last forever nopeeeeee!!!!!
Thank you guys for bringing this blessing to the world :’)
- So I can totally see you guys having 3 children; 2 boys & 1 girl
- HELPING YOU ALL THROUGHOUT YOUR PREGNANCY LIKE LEGIT I MEAN TREATING YOU LIKE YOU’RE SO FRAGILE AND YOU’D BREAK IF HE WASN’T THERE TO HOLD YOUR HAND AND GENTLY TAKE YOU
- This lil fluff ball would go with you to all the antenatal classes (more like force you to take him with you LOL because it’s VERY ‘NECESSARY’ that he’s there to know what his role as a father and to make sure you’re okay because he doesn’t wanna leave you alone ;-;
- Honestly throughout your pregnancy I can really see him always putting you first (not that he already didn’t) but ESPECIALLY because he’s so excited and doesn’t want anything to happen to you
- All the mom’s will be looking at you like judging so hard but he wouldn’t care
- Secretly wishing they were all you ;-; don’t we all
- SO PROTECTIVE OF YOU AND HIS CHILD
- ‘Taehyung…it’s just stairs…really, it’s okay babe I can do this myself'
-'NOPEEEEE. No. Not today’ *holds you hand and guides you with his other hand on your lower back or the baby bump
- The type of husband to go ‘Yes, yes we’re pregnant and expecting in a about a few months.’
- Honestly Taehyung would deffo be the excited dad to make sure you’re eating all the right things and taking in whats good for you and his baby
- Would ALWAYYYYS sing to your baby
- INSISTS THAT HE STAYS HOME FROM WORK TO LOOK AFTER YOU BECAUSE YOU NEED HIM
- And you’re not having any of it LOL. Someone need to go earn the money otherwise HOW ARE YOU GOING TO RAISE THE EXPENSES OF YOUR FIRST CHILD?!?!
- And then you’d offer to go back to work because you know that will work once you say it to him
- AND YOU’RE RIGHT!!! He’s like NO.NO.NOOOO you stay RIGHTTTT here. Don’t move.
- Like he’d come back from work and you’d be lazing around on the couch
- He’d walk into the room and straight to you asking how you’d been and you guys would cuddle a little sharing a few kisses before he moves to down you baby bump and starts to talk to it
- This would be an everyday Kim Taehyung thing btw~ so be prepared EMG IM CRYING RN I WANT A KIM TAEHYUNG
- I’m actually being real when I say this but he’d SERIOUUUUSLY take care of you so well
- Remember that time when he almost burnt the whole kitchen trying to make cereal for you on your anniversary?
- yEP WELL HE CLEARLY DOES. So he wants to try again and actually learn to cook for you
- So this determined bby takes cooking lessons from Jin
- Eventually Jin gave up, LITERALLY face-palming at how he could someone always mix up the salt and the sugar and getting sick of how he would keep taking it as a joke to the point where he actually considered telling you to come pick his ass up from there and N.E.V.E.R to even let him walk into the kitchen let alone touch an oven LOOOL
- /10 MINUTES OF KIM SEOKJIN’S INTERNAL SCREAMING/
- But boi was so determined HE LEARNT HOW TO COOK RAMEN FOR YOU!!!! :))))
- Like one morning he’d get up supeeer early like i mean super, at 4 or somethin and master trying to make this shit for you
- After he had finished making it, WAIT 2 MINUTES….GIRL HOW DID YOU NOT WAKE UP FROM ALL THE CLANGING AND BURNING SMELLS FROM DOWNSTAIRS?!?! Damnnnn girl you dead to the World
- Anyway so he’d wake you up excitedly but at the same time get impatient with you so he’d start off gently stroking your face and whispering in you ears I FCUKING HATE MYSELF instead he’d be peppering (EHEHEHEHE SEE WHAT I DID THERE. EH? EH? ok i get it im a flop don’t need to be so mean about it geez;-;) you with kisses
- You’d flutter your eyes open slowly and he’d just stare at you in awe, thinking how he’d ever got so lucky to have you ‘Good morning jagi’ ‘…mhmmm’ then he’d passionately kiss you because once again this kids gets random impulses with you
- He’d smile gently at you and the lean down to kiss your belly too and whisper ‘Good morning babyyyy’
- So he’d help you to the bathroom and brush your teeth for you, tbh he’d even wipe your butt for you like ngl he’s so whipped for you he doesn’t even care if it’s gross to you or anyone LMAOOOO
- And you’re the type on couple to not be uncomfortable by eachother in any sort of way whatsoever. You legit lost your personal space the minute you started tae tbh lol
- So he brings you downstairs and because he’s cheesy af ❤ he’ll close your eyes and start to do a drumroll making sure you don;t fall anywhere lol becaue knowing you you’d fall over your own two feet
- ‘Taeeeee can I please look now?’
‘HMMMMM maybe i’ll consider doing it if you do some cute aegyo for me *giggles*’
- He just laughs and moves his hands to rest just on the hem of you waist, hugging you whilst nuzling into your neck
- YOU WERE STUNNED AND SO TOUCHED IT BROUGHT YOU TO TEARS
- He’d worry for a second cradling your smol face in his hands because this smol lil bun would think you’re crying because he curt you something’
- And you would pull him to you and just hug HIM SOOOOOO TIGHTTTTT HE COULDN’T BREATHE BUT HE FUCKING LOVED IT SO WOULD JUST HUG YOU EVEN TIGHTER LOOOL
- OH MY GOSH….TAE WHAT IS THIS?!?!’
‘Only for you…*pulls out a red rose and kneels down for you’
- Oh right. So i forgot to explain why you were crying ehehehe oops
- So tae had basically made a whole food-date on your hotel balcony, with roses, and candles (even though it was the morning, WHAT A CUTIEEE) and the table would layed out waaaaay too fancy for anything with 2 bowls of ramen sitting there, ready to be eaten IM FUCKING CRYING WHAT KIND OF SCENARIOS HAVE I JUST MADE UP OMFG WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY BRAIN
- He’d lace your fingers together and kiss you sweetly before the both of you make your way to eat
- He wouldn’t eat though because he’d want to feed you first and made sure you had twice as much to eat, you were stuffed to the point where you’d think you’d throw up
- So finally he wanted to taste his own ramen because he was STARVINNNNG and so finally you fed him
- As soon as it went into his mouth he stopped all of a sudden and spit out his ramen, almost gagging
- WAIT WAIT WAIT….So WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!
- ….Hehe :3 so i missed the MOST.CUTEST.SWEETEST part out.
- /Flashback to 15 minutes ago/ The minute you tasted his ramen you JUST knew something was off- he had made it WAAAAY TOO OVERBEARINGLY SWEET and it hit you when you realised he had mixed up the sugar and salt. He looked at you with such excited eyes, so happy that he finally made something for you and you couldn’t watch his heart break. You quickly swallowed and gave him a thumbs saying how tasty it was :D ERMAGERRRRD HE GOT SO EXCITED HE STOOD UP THERE AND THEN AND DANCED CRAZILY WATCHING YOU TEAR UP AS YOU LAUGHED SO HARD
- Little did he know, you were especially tearing up because the sugar was too much for you but you couldn’t watch the smile on his face fall so you had to eat the rest of the bowl too /i cri…..ANNNNND the 2nd bowl he insisted you eat too because you liked it so much even though you shook your head politely and offered it to him /i cri everytiem/
- /Present time/ He looked at you wide eyed as you gave a meek smile and he started to cry because this was the most sweetest thing anyone had E.V.E.R done for him and it meant SOOOO much to him considering you were even pregnant so he pulled you to him and started to scold you about how you should’ve told him!!! and how you shouldn’t have even cared about what he felt and he began to feel such regret because he only wanted to something right for you ;-; In the end you both started to cry pregnancy got your hormones making you feel all sorts of shit ya’ know
- You held his face in your hands and kissed his nose saying how much you loved him, that even if he fed you something that wasn’t tasty it meant soooooo much to you because you know HOW HARD HE MUST’VE TRIED!!
‘I REALLY love you Y/N…I hope you know that.i-I..’ poor little kiwi couldn’t even comprehend how much you loved him so he’d just end up kissing you REEEEEAAALLLLYYYYY hard and NEVER LETTING GO OF YOU for the rest of your life day :))))
- So a life with pregnant you and soon to-be-daddy tae would be THE MOST CUTEST THING EVER!!! HE’D LITERALLY PAMPER YOU WITH SO MUCH LOVE!!!! ❤
Okay so there’s gonna be looooooaaaaads of parts to this because i have a lot to write and this is literally just one kind of scenario thing of it because it would be waaaaay too long~ Okay thanks for reading :D
- i’ve said it before & I’ll say it again: sara and kendra stole the jump ship to go to a spice girls concert. rip showed up looking grumpy and was promptly told to ‘spice up your life, english’ ‘no’
- rip looses his shit over dial-up wifi because how did people live like this??? while sara’s like ‘oh hey they have Doom on this pc! fucking watch this’. it ends up with a team-wide doom tournament and the beginning of the Waverider Classic Games Night.
- I’m not saying Xena was based on sara lance, but rip will call her ‘warrior princess’ to rile her up now and she pretends not to love it but really does
- “okay me and the Boys II Men here will go check it out”
- “joey and johnny can go look for the time pirates while I seduce bill clinton” “you’re not seducing bill clinton for information” “like it would be hard!”
- “keep up timberlake” “oh for fucks sake”
- “me and the Funky Bunch are off to infiltrate the whitehouse, you and Marky Mark tackle the washington monument” *leaves rip with nate* *nate is pleased with the reference*
- aka, sara has an obscene amount of knowledge of 90s boybands and uses it against rip. when he complains, she just smirks and goes “tell it to your new haircut”
- sara’s hair keeps falling in her face so rip ironically buys her a packet of those tiny glittery butterfly clips but jokes on you, sucker, she loves them. she makes him put them in and watches him blush from standing so close.
- “pleasepleaseplease can we go to one ninties classic at the movies?” *rip pinches the bridge of his nose* “fine. I suppose you want titanic? the lion king? pulp fiction?” “nopeeeee,” sara grins, “clueless”
THAT WAS AMAZING I LITERALLY CAME HOME FROM A BAD DAY AT SCHOOL EXPECTING EVERYTHING TO BE HORRIBLE THE REST OF THE NIGHT BUT NOPEEEEE I GRABBED A SNACK AND WATCHED 10 MINS OF TAYLOR SWIFT SHE ALWAYS KNOWS HOW TO CHEER ME UP