This was my first session as a DM and my players (who were twins in-game) got confronted by a succubus who wanted to eat the male twin’s soul
DM: She stands there and looks at you, and–
Male Twin: (OOC) Is she in the hall with me?
Male Twin(OOC) Ok. I look her dead in the eye and say, in the most serious way possible:
There will be no dick sucking today. Maybe tomorrow, but not today.
We spent like 5 minutes trying to catch our breath from all the laughing we did.