no no no no no no no no nope

This was my first session as a DM and my players (who were twins in-game) got confronted by a succubus who wanted to eat the male twin’s soul

DM: She stands there and looks at you, and–

Male Twin: (OOC) Is she in the hall with me?

DM: Yes

Male Twin(OOC) Ok. I look her dead in the eye and say, in the most serious way possible:

There will be no dick sucking today. Maybe tomorrow, but not today.

We spent like 5 minutes trying to catch our breath from all the laughing we did.

STOP BLACKMAILING THE VOLTRON CREW!

Ok.

We’ve all heard about the Klance shippers blackmailing the crew of voltron with leaked pictures.

PLEASE JUST STOP.

I am not against this ship, or gay ships whatsoever. In fact I ship Klance dang hard. But dangit PLEASE just stop whoevers’ doing these stuff.

Its not helping anyone.

Not you.

Not me.

Not klance shippers.

Not shippers in general.

Not voltron.

And DEFINITELY not the crew and cast.

Holy cow, I just hate how people blackmail other people to do what they want.

Come on how could you stoop so low.

It hurts me that my fellow shippers are doing this, risking the WHOLE FANDOM.

Kid me not its the WHOLE FREAKING FANDOM and not only that BUT ALSO THE SHIP’S FREAKING CHANCE OF ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

Its basically all or nothing?! Like wth man its like basically dooming the ship all its chances. I mean how confident are you that its going to work.

ITS NOT GONNA WORK.

You’re just starting a war.

Not a shipping war. But a war between creator and fan. Like how is this even legal (LMAO ITS NOT LEGAL).

SORRY YA’LL BUT THIS SHOULD BE STOPPED.

Update: I read about this person just being a troll, sorry if I was annoying peeps.

mmm yep another text post

sorry for all of this guys but dang I’m super sad. my mum was only supposed to be away for 2 nights but instead stayed for 3 and I was expecting her to come home today but still nothing, anyway I’ve tried to call her multiple times and her phone is dead so I’m over here thinking the worst!! I messaged my Aunty (because my mum was staying with her) and she told me that she is on her way home and will be here soon and that my dad talked to her today and knew all of that already…. so like wtf, im sitting here worrying and my dad didn’t tell me anything.

It’s @nakmordrackweek‘s Drack Appreciation Week! And while I have no art to share, I do have this amazing Drack-inspired nail polish from @dragonsworncosmetics (who is also having a giveaway that ends in two days, go follow and reblog (even if it shifts my odds of winning…)), which is an absolutely perfect personification in liquid form.

I love being able to carry my krogan grandpa around with me.

I’ve already shared this with the discord fam, but in the art of Munday & in honour of my month anniversary on this blog, here’s my most recent selfie under the cut because I’m a nervous bean lol.

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