no no no dont ask me what this is all about

anonymous asked:

ITS 3AM AND IM CURRENTLY CRYING OVER JARED WRAPPING HIS ARM AROUND JENSENS WAIST IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND JENSEN STOPPING WHAT HES DOING TO LOOK DOWN AND SMILE AT IT JSKSBSH

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK I WASNT READY FOR THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

I WAS TRYING TO STAY AWAY FROM THE FANDOM BUT YOUR ASK GOT ME RIGHT IN TO SEE WHAT WAS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD 

seriously man j2 just went all the way to be as gay as possible at this con hooooooly shit bruh

LOOK AT THIS 

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS PERFECT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

jared’s possessiveness and protectiveness, and it’s SO natural and easy for them to be that close!!!

AND JENSENS SMILE!!!!

this is his reaction all the way from when he realises what jared is doing to after jared lets go, look how pleased he is!!!!!!

IT’S SO CUTE AND GENUINE 

do you realise how this little gesture that doesn’t mean much for random couples makes him so happy?! 

j2 can’t do that kind of normal couple stuff! but there jared did it!!!!! at jensen’s surprise!! 

thanks so much to that japanese fan who caught that on camera honestly

j2 are the cutest couple good fucking bye

and jared knowing jensen always goes quick into holes???? EXCUSE ME 

and jared being jensen’s biggest fangirl?????

and he also said jensen is his tv boyfriend (and real life husband too lol)

and they were so touchy feely!!!!

i didn’t think this could get better than the SNS but j2 were amazing!!! i cry

Important or not important message

Depending if you care I don’t know

So I hesitated to talk about it on my blog but actually I think I need to let it all out. So what I’m about to say is really important for me okay?

So I learnt a few days ago that my dad was in the hospital and had brain surgery to remove a tumor. And also he has brain cancer. He doesn’t want to tell me much cause he doesn’t want me to worry but that’s what I do and I know there’s not a lot of chance he will make it because of his health history and habits.

I’m very devastated and barely stopped crying today. I’m not saying all this to annouce I will go on a hiatus, no, it’s actually the opposite, I think writing will save me from drowning in pain. It might just take more time and be sadder than usual and I apologize for that.

I’m not asking for attention or to be noticed. Now that you, people who kindly took the time to read, know, well you know. Tumblr helped me a lot in dark times so i hope it will be good for me too right now.

So if you care or want or i don’t know… it could be nice to pass and say hi, help me change my mind and cheer me up a bit. Anything can help. Again I don’t want attention and I know I won’t get the help I need here and will see a specialist. I just think it can’t hurt to just change my mind ya know?

So if you have read this, thank you. It’s nice of you. And I wish a good day/ night to all of you.

sinningsinnamonbun  asked:

hajimama, i cant sleep. what should i do? my head is really filled up with stupid thoughts. I just feel like im worthless. i really really cant sleep. when u receive this ask, its 3:41am for me here. I just dont know what to do. All my friends ignored me. I have no one else to talk to. My best friend even said that she dont see me and her being friends in the future. I dont know mama. I just cant sleep.

Oh love. For now please try to concentrate on your surroundings, like the pillow underneath you and your breathing and the smell in the air. When you feel the thoughts coming try to let them pass ❤ you’re gonna be fine. Maybe you and your friends can also find a way to fix the problems you two have by talking about them

anonymous asked:

I'm confused, why should fyeahbangtaned delete?

Anonymous said:
what has fybangtaned done?? ive seen people post about mimibtsghost but not them :( 

Anonymous said:
wait whats the tea on them 👀   

Anonymous said:
what did mimibtsghost and fyeahbangtaned do? 

I answered an ask abt Mimibtsghost a while ago here
Fyeahbangtaned was a mess… and this is a Way Too Long and dramatic story and it physically pained me to type all of this. Everything for my 😔☝️🏽Armies XD i suppose, go vote on mama or whatever the fuck after reading this okay. Also im going to delete this in like 12 hours and if you dare reblog this ill delete your blog 🔫 (not to be mean but like please i dont want drama, it’s almost 2018). 

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anonymous asked:

my respect for you just dropped :( i dont care if you're a guy, that shit is fucked up

Excuse me?
  1. I don’t know you. You don’t know me. So I really don’t care. Go ahead. You can think what you want about me and even though I have been so open and exposing on Tumblr, you may think you know me, but you don’t. 
  2. I know what happened was fucked up, but I don’t think what I did was fucked up. I did nothing to provoke these guys to cheat on their girlfriends for me. They make their own choices and I am not guilty than anything more than just being an accessory to a “crime,” in this case: cheating. I am not going to let you step all over me for having different beliefs than you because I don’t believe what was going on between me and these guys was considered “cheating.” There was no emotional attachment involved and was nothing but physical attraction. Nothing more. Sure, they lied and in your mind “cheated,” but how in the hell was that entirely my fault? It’s not like these guys were going to leave their girlfriends for me. If they were cheating on their girlfriends with another girl would’ve been completely different. So think to yourself… what is cheating to you? Because to me, I could have a boyfriend that does porn or is an escort. He can have all the sex that he wants because that’s his job and I won’t consider that cheating. As soon as my man goes on a date with one of these said “friends,” that’s when I would have a complete shit fest of emotions pouring down on me. And just something else for you to think about, what if someone is raped and has a significant other. Is that cheating too? No. It’s not. Or someone taking advantage of you while you’re drunk. No. It’s not. 
  3. In my opinion, I think I did these girls a favor. Exposing these guys to what they truly wanted. It’s not my fault that they have gay tendencies. What if these guys stayed with them for a long time just to have kids… only to leave them a few years later for a man? How embarrassing would that be? I don’t think any woman wants to experience that.
  4. I had no respect at all for one of the girls. She abused my best friend (her boyfriend) physically and emotionally. She was cheating on him with another girl and when he found out, she was the one so upset that he went through her phone that she slapped him, punched him and scratched him, leaving him bruised all over his face and neck and a bump on his left eyebrow. So, yeah. I don’t like her and that is why I don’t feel any ounce of regret or pity for her. She doesn’t respect me either so why should I? And as for the other guy, he promised he was going to break up with his girlfriend two days later, and he did just that. 
  5. I know that this still may not justify that what I did was wrong, but I wouldn’t dare let anyone step all over me for a mistake because we all make them. I am no better than you, and you are no better than me. I have learned my lesson and I will definitely not do it again. Do I feel bad about it? No. Do I regret it? No. Why should I? I was drunk and having a good time. 
  6. If you don’t like my beliefs and have completely lost all respect for me, then you can head over to my blog and click the “unfollow” button in the top right-hand corner. And in case you didn’t know, the “block” button is there too. 

Have a great day. 

5 thigns i like about myself

tagged by: @ask-queen-bowsette​ !!

1. I think i can art pretty good, though i dont post much
2. I have the most obscure collections: unopened barbie dolls, canadian pennies dating all the way back 1920′s, obscure, misshapen stick-animals from michaels no one but me would buy, copic markers, etc.
3. I like my drive. im actually a total dumbass (ohhh what a surprise lmao), but because of the fact that im a huge tryhard I can stay doing advanced things and work my way up.
4. i have a damn fine aesthetic. neon green??? rat hair??? chaotic neutral??? all good things they’re perfect.
5. unpopular opinion but being 5′0 is a good height., better than being 6′3 and unable to communicate with those around you

aight i tag.., @opalcat2004, @voldy-in-my-turban, normally this is the part where id tag @mimillion but after messaging them a cursed cuphead image i feel they wont ever associate with me again, and @ghosty-flavoured 

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because they dont want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

what if we just stole NO cars and took the bus

Everyone Lived.

Everyone lived. When Harry was born, Lily hardly saw him because Sirius was fitting him into a tiny leather jacket, Remus was reading to him, and James was already trying to sneak him to the Quidditch supply store to get Harry his first toy broom. Christmases were spent with full bellies and rooms stuffed with laughter, and there wasn’t a single person without flushed cheeks from all the wine. Lily’s eyes sparkled, and there was always a joke on the tip of James’ tongue. All Harry knew was love, love, love, from every corner of the universe.

Everyone lived, and every Thursday afternoon, Sirius and Remus took Harry to the “library”, which was the secret word they taught him for the ice cream parlor. With each trip, they ordered the biggest sundae that was offered with three spoons, and Harry always ate nearly all of it. They kept it up until the day Harry asked Lily to take him to the library and, when confronted with the shelves piled high with books, he asked her where they went to order their ice cream.

Remus and Sirius got married when Harry was three, and Harry was the ring bearer. Lily cried the first time she saw him in his tiny dress robes. They were just long enough that he nearly tripped halfway up the aisle. There wasn’t a single pair of dry of eyes in the audience that day.

Everyone lived, and on Harry’s sixth birthday, he celebrated alongside Neville with all their friends and family. James gave Harry his first set of toy Quidditch balls. He, Ron, Neville, Draco, and Ginny all played together until Draco pushed Neville off his broom and into the cake Alice had spent hours working on. Lily tried so hard not to laugh at Neville’s frosting-covered face, but instead she went beet red and gave herself away to everyone.

Draco said he was sorry. He actually meant it.

Everyone lived, and the moms had a Lockhart book club, which consisted of everyone getting wine-drunk and complaining about their husbands together. Draco, Neville, Harry and Ron eavesdropped and reported back to their dads, who were standing around the kitchen armed with beer, about what they did wrong that week. Each of the meetings somehow coincidentally ended with each of the men stopping by to bring their respective wives bouquets of flowers or boxes of chocolate “because they just felt like it.”

Everyone lived, and Draco and Harry were friends, believe it or not. When Narcissa and Lucius had a date night, they dropped Draco off at the Potters. James told them scary stories in the darkness of their blanket tent. Lily used magic to cast shadows all over their living room, and Harry and Draco wouldn’t sleep for the rest of the night. But Lily kissed each of their foreheads and assured them each that everything would be fine, because she and James would never let anything bad happen to either of them.

She meant it.

Draco and Harry stayed up until their eyelids were simply too heavy to bear, but Harry managed to remain awake till Draco was completely asleep before closing his eyes. It was one of the most peaceful things he’d ever seen. He wasn’t exactly sure why he thought that. Not yet, anyways.

Everyone lived. Everyone got a little bit older. The kids all went off to Hogwarts, somehow managing to stuff themselves all into one train compartment, even with Hermione once she joined. Draco and Harry got put into different houses, which was a relief to everyone around them. “they already bickered like a married couple without rooming together,” Ron said when they were first sorted, “I don’t want to think about what we’d have to deal with if they were sharing a dorm.”

The only time Harry and Draco forgot about their friendship was when they played against each other in Quidditch. There were no rules when you needed to be the first one to the snitch.

(I suppose there weren’t any rules when it came to making out with your best friend in an empty corridor after drinking half a bottle of fire whiskey, either.)

Sixth year came with sly glances and brushing fingertips in the hallway; throwing all caution to the wind and risking friendship for feelings Harry and Draco had been denying since they were kids. Ron and Hermione exchanged knowing looks, but no one said a word. Not even when Harry inconspicuously crept out of bed nearly every night at half past two with his Invisibility cloak in tow, not returning until the sun was just peeking out over the mountains, if at all. He looked happier than ever that year, secrets tugging on the corners of his mouth every time he spoke.

Everyone lived, and when Draco and Harry came out to their families their seventh year, everyone groaned. “You owe me ten Galleons,” was the first thing James said to Lucius, and Harry knew then that everything was going to be okay.

Because everyone was here, surrounding him, breathing, alive. They all hugged him and Draco at once, cheeks smooshed together, a mess of laughter and “I love you’s” and kisses on foreheads. They were all connected then, their pulses stitching them together with a bond Harry knew nothing could break.

They all knew hurt; they knew pain and suffering, and they knew loss, but most of all, they knew each other. They knew love, and they knew hope.

As they stood there, a giant amoeba of people from all walks of life, some more challenging than others, Harry let go of the breath he felt as though he had been holding for his entire life.

YOOO so imma pinpoint the exact moment when Lance stopped being overly flirtatious with Allura and actually started respecting her as a person and maybe even falling in love with her

Okay ya ready??  (oh and im ignoring the vlog completely lol i think we can all agree with that)

So we all know that the turning point was season 3, but Im wondering why exactly.  What made him think, “huh maybe my feelings are more serious than jst playful flirting, or trying to get a kiss? Maybe Allura means alot more to me then just a pretty face”

And I have the answer!

This moment.  Right here.  S2E13

When the castle blew up, and everyone thought she had died.  The moment Lance thought he’d lost her.  Look at his face

ahhh im crying  Everyone else was looking up at the castle completely dumbstruck, but Lance was already doubled over, in full regret mode.  (and we know how hard he is on himself)  

What could have been going on in his head?? Why did I waste so much time flirting?  I knew she didnt like it.  I could have spent that time getting to know her… asking about her father and mother and homeplanet.  I could have been friends with her.  I could have not been annoying.  I could have….. I could have….

but i didnt

omg im actually crying lolol

BUT THEN

LOOK AT HIS FACE WHEN HE FINDS OUT SHE’S OKAY

THOSE.  ARE.  TEARS.  IN.  HIS.  EYES.  PEOPLE

THE BOY HAS NEVER ACTUALLY CRIED ON SCREEN 

OR SO WE THOUGHT

BOOM

LOOK AT THAT

I swear i didnt photoshop or anything (i dont have those skillz lol)  I actually discovered this AS I WAS MAKING THIS POST lolol and I completely freaked out hahaha XD

So yeah I think it’s safe to say that was the turning point, because from then on we stopped getting looks like this

And started getting looks like this

also damn look at that great parallel

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ritsu must really need that book

inspired from @feroluce tags on that one thing i posted i can’t remember but i do remember your tags and i could not stop thinking about it so here!!

ARE YOU STILL SCREAMING ABOUT THOR: RAGNAROK? BECAUSE I’M STILL SCREAMING ABOUT IT. I need so much slice-of-life on the ship fic, I need so much kissing-and-more resolution to the hug scene, I need so much speculation on what happens when they get to where they’re going, I need so much about the various friendships forming, I need so much fic about a whole bunch of people crammed into a relatively small ship for months and the hilarious and awful things that happen because of it. AND FANDOM IS DEFINITELY ON A ROLL WITH IT, THERE’S MORE GREAT STUFF.  (Part one is here!)

THOR: RAGNAROK FIC RECS:
The Breath Between Regrets by Vera (Vera_DragonMuse), thor/loki & valkyrie & heimdall & hulk & korg, ragnarok spoilers, 9.5k
   The journey to Midgard should take a year and a day. Long enough for many things.
What the Thunder Said by kyrilu, thor/loki, ragnarok spoilers, ~1k
   Days after the battle, Thor’s skin is still sparking lightning.
the silver forked sky by powerfulsound, thor/loki, ragnarok spoilers, nsfw, 1.2k
   There is a storm, sparking under Thor’s skin. Attracted to it, a magpie to shiny things, Loki is helpless in Thor’s wake.
Reunion by riventhorn, thor/loki, nsfw, ragnarok spoilers, 1.3k
   After so long apart, Loki can’t help being drawn to Thor.
Privilege to love by will_thewisp, thor/loki, NSFW, ragnarok spoilers, 2.6k
   He didn’t know why Loki felt the need to fight him on every ground, to hide things that had no business being hidden, but he was determined to meet him on every occasion. To Thor it seemed that Loki fought with himself as much as with Thor.
followed you down by homovikings, thor/loki & heimdall & valkyrie & tony & sif & cast, ragnarok spoilers, 5.3k
   It’s Asgard but it isn’t.
drowning on your shore by psikeval, thor/loki, ragnarok spoilers, 1.3k
   Loki, entirely solid, does not flicker and does not flinch.
In my Arms by wetdandelions, thor/loki, NSFW, ragnarok spoilers, 1.2k
   “I’m here,” says Loki. Set after the end of Thor: Ragnarok. PWP. SPOILERS.
In the Flesh by hjbender, thor/loki, NSFW, ragnarok spoilers, intersex!loki, 6.3k
   Loki stares back, gives the stopper a gentle toss. It sparkles briefly in the air before he catches it again. “There isn’t anything else you’d like to give me? Nothing you’d like to say? Because”—he spreads his arms and smiles invitingly, both hands suddenly empty—“here I am.”
Nowhere Is Home Unless We’re Both In the Same Place by Velocity_Owl87, thor/loki, ragnarok spoilers, 1.3k
   After the dust has settled, Thor realizes the implications of Kingship and Asgard’s future mean for him as the new King of Asgard. Thankfully, he doesn’t have to grapple with the situation alone, at least.
Heroes Run Towards Their Problems by Naiveandoptimistic, thor & loki & valkyrie & hulk & korg & cast, ragnarok spoilers, 1.6k
   Post-Ragnarok. Valkyrie is a drunken hot mess. Loki conceals, Hulk worries, and Thor gives some wisdom.
Not an Illusion by janto321 (FaceofMer), thor/loki, NSFW, ragnarok spoilers, ~1k
   Loki and Thor find comfort in one another
black sheep and mischief by grim_lupine, thor & loki, ragnarok spoilers, 3.2k
   A bird alights on Thor’s shoulder and pecks his cheek twice, hard enough to make him wince. “What are you doing?” it warbles in his ear. “Wondering what my brother is doing up at this hour, little bird,” Thor replies. “Will you go ask him for me?”
Never Doubt That I Love You by ValkyrieShepard, thor/loki & heimdall & valkyrie & hulk & cast, NSFW, ragnarok spoilers, 10.6k
   After Thor’s proposal, Loki pulls away. As Thor is busy trying to rule his people, Loki finds him again, and the two of them scout a possible planet for their people where Thor tries to get through his brother’s walls. There is much Loki has to work through.
after you, i dont know what i believe in by CallicoKitten, thor/loki & valkyrie & bruce & heimdall & cast, ragnarok spoilers, 9.6k
   aka, the long road to midgard
Crossroads by kyrilu, loki & heimdall, ragnarok spoilers, ~1k
   As Loki leaves Sakaar with a shipload of former prisoners, Heimdall decides to ‘visit.’
victory runes by spookykingdomstarlight, thor/loki, ragnarok spoilers, 3.3k
   A snake couldn’t change its colors, try as he might, trust his own intentions as he wanted to. At this moment, legs braced on either side of Thor’s lap, he couldn’t imagine doing anything to undermine Thor’s rule, his wants, his needs. But tomorrow was another day and Loki’s whims were mercurial.

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anonymous asked:

I have an addiction to Mute!Eddie X Richie AUs so some headcanons? I’d want to ask a fic too but I want to see some of your hcs first

- They first meet when they’re 12 and at the playground

- Richie is playing tag with Bev, Bill, and Stan when he bumps into Eddie

- “shit, sorry, you good? Do you want to play with us?”

- Eddie just blinks at him

- “are you going to answer me or not?”

- Eddie tries to move his mouth but he just cant and he wants to cry

-“Hellooooo??? Wow dude youre a jerk”

- thats when mike storms over and he steps in front of Eddie 

- (hes always been the mother figure yall can fight me)

- Mike explains that he cant speak and richie makes a face 

- “Of course he can speak, everyone speaks”

- Mike then explains what mute is

- Richie feels bad almost immediately

- Richie takes him under his wing 

- “Cmon, lets tag team it and get them all out”

- Eddie giggles and nods 

- fast forward 2 years later and Richie has learned sign language to talk to him

- Eddie finds it endearing and the sweetest thing ever and he just really adores richie

- Richie has a soft spot for Eddie, of course he does

- When they meet Ben their freshman year he immediately picks up on their dynamic (the hand holding, lots of hugs, forehead kisses– Ben thinks its cute)

- When Ben mentions it, Richie goes all red in the face and tries to tell him that he has no idea what he’s talking about

- (he does)

- Richie literally will fight anybody who looks at Eddie the wrong way

- That’s how he’s had his nose broken 3 times that year

- fast forward another two years when richie realizes that he’s in love with Eddie

- He panics, of course, leaving Eddie in the dark, avoiding him

- Eddie bikes over to richie’s house one day after school and angrily pounds on the door

- When Richie opens it, Eddie is pushing him inside

- Richie signs ‘what the fuck’ 

- Eddie signs back, ‘Dont ‘what the fuck’ me, asshole. what’s going on?’

- Richie just shuffles his feet and looks at him, shrugging

‘Richie you cant fucking do this, okay? I’m freaking out, thinking I did something and it really hurts because I..’

“I.. Love you”

- Richie’s head snaps up because this boy just spoke to him?? The first time in 4 years he’s known him?? And the first thing he says is “I love you”??

- Richie feels like he’s going to faint, but he says it back and Eddie just walks over so calmly and softly kisses him and?? 

- Richie is going to be okay

- (he’s not)

- He can’t be more grateful for bumping into him on the playground 

Mourning Sense8

Sense8 is a show about love and togetherness, and although it’s really sad that the show has been cancelled, I feel like it would be really good for our fandom community to come together and celebrate the good rather than the bad. 

So send all your favorite Sense8 blogs some appreciation and love for making the fandom better, make posts dedicated to your favorite characters and why they hold that place in your hert, write about what kinds of scenes have inspired you and what quotes you remember to keep you going. 

I’m not saying we can’t argue against the cancellation, but our love and our passion is our strength and it is as valuable a protest as any. 

anonymous asked:

hc that Tim always pretends to be a complete useless damsel whenever the batfam saves him as a civilian. he just fucking dramatically falls into their arms

As the son of Bruce Wayne, the richest and most influential man in Gotham, it pays to be prepared for anything. Unexpected interviews, invasive paparazzi, and of course, the occasional kidnapping for ransom. Tim can’t count how many times he and his siblings have been held at gunpoint by crooks– from the higher ups such as Two-Face, down to inexperienced newbies looking for what they hope’ll be some quick and easy cash. Frankly, it’s getting annoying at this point.

It takes effort on Tim’s part to stifle a bored yawn, despite the pistol that’s pressing into the side of his head. The rope around his wrists is cheap and loosely knotted; it wouldn’t take more that a second to slip it off and take care of the men surrounding him. They’re obviously new at this. But right now, he’s Tim Drake-Wayne. He’s supposed to be hapless and frightened as the crooks broadcast a video, threatening Tim with violence if they don’t receive a bajillion dollars from Bruce within the next two hours, blah blah blah.

It only takes about ten minutes before Robin shows up. Another two for him to incapacitate the men, tying them up nicely for the cops to pick up later.

“About time,” Tim sighs, letting the rope fall from his wrists and standing. He brushes imaginary dust from his suit, grimacing at the wrinkles garnered from the rough way the men had handled him.

“I was busy,” Damian says mildly. “Press is waiting outside. Who does this in the middle of the day?“

“Amatures,” Tim responds. He peers out the window, and sure enough there’s already a throng of people with cameras waiting for him to come out. Broadcasting a video for pretty much all of Gotham in order to get Bruce’s attention was like, top tier stupidity. Great. Now Tim had to put on a show. He casts a look at Damian and suddenly grins; might as well have fun with this.


The press is on them as soon as Robin kicks the door open, gritting his teeth as he supports most of Tim’s weight.

“Mr Drake! Mr Drake, were you terribly scared? Are you injured? Did they get the money?”

Tim fans himself dramatically, stumbling and forcing Robin to practially carry him. “Oh dear, it was horrible!” He cries, making sure to sound appropriately shaken. “Thank God, Robin was there to save me. I’m not sure what I would’ve done!”

“This is embarrassing,” Damian hisses, cheeks stained red.

“Mr Drake, as your father is Batman’s primary funder, do you know Robin personally?”

Tim splays a hand over his heart and shakes his head, mouth twisting into a forlorn smile. “I wish! It would be nice to have someone on call, considering how many times us Waynes find ourselves in these situations.”

A paramedic pushes her way through the crowd and asks Tim to come with her that she can provide a couple of check ups. Tim lets her take his arm, but not before he turns, clasping Robin’s hand in between his own, says, “I really can’t thank you enough-”

Damian glares from behind the mask. “Don’t-”

“You’re my hero, Robin,” Tim finishes, as he let’s the paramedic pull him towards the abulance waiting for them.


He gets a text from Bruce later, scolding him for the theatrics. There’s also a text from Jason, a jumble of letters that Tim translates as Jason’s inability to type properly due to laughter. Tim grins when he sees that Damian’s texted him, opening the message that contains nothing but the middle finger emoji. Tim’s thumbs fly over his screen as he shoots a quick response.

‘love u too lol pls dont kill me’

anonymous asked:

Magic AU. Bitty is a baker who really messed up this maybe-not-recipe. Jack is a powerful but quiet demon who isn't sure what's going on, but there's pie.

Okay you sent this a literal year ago, but it’s finally done. Also, it’s 5k. 

I will post another, more refined version on ao3 (with betaing, even) in December, after NaNo, but please enjoy!



“Aaand… done.” Bitty shuts the oven firmly, and claps flour off his hands. He picks up the yellowed piece of paper from the counter, and scans his eyes over the recipe. He’d had to buy a few… weirder ingredients from the internet to get it done, but as long as it came out of the oven correctly, he’d get an A on his project, meaning that he would be officially done with his Bachelor’s degree in American Studies.

Now, to wait. The recipe said an hour, but Bitty’s oven was, obviously, better (though not by much) than a simple fireplace stove, and so he’d set it for thirty minutes, which was just enough time to finish that new movie he’d been watching.

Thirty minutes later, he pulls out a steaming pie, and grins. The crust is a beautiful golden brown (and all the symbols the recipe said were necessary stood out nicely, a darker, richer brown than the rest of the crust, unexpected but pleasant). “Perfect,” he mumbles to himself, setting it on the counter. He was tempted, all of a sudden, to cut into it. But it needed to be perfect for his professor, and she was a renowned stickler. He’d fail if it wasn’t perfect, and he didn’t have the money to buy the ingredients for another try. There were only so many places one could get rat tails for cheap.

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BTS Reaction to you not wanting to be lifted up because you think you’re too heavy-

(for anon)


Jin-

Originally posted by jinjuseyo

When Jin tried to playfully lift you up off the ground while hugging you, you instantly pushed him away and backed off, trying to make it look like no big deal. Leaving Jin to think that he did something wrong. Once you shamefully explained that you felt you were too heavy to pick up, Jin wrapped his arm around you and held you closely to him “You know i’m the strongest of us all right baby?”


Suga-

Originally posted by koreanmusicfan

You were casually sitting beside Yoongi on the couch when you both decided to head to bed. He decided to mess around and try to lift you bridal style to your bedroom. You planted your feet to the ground and pushed him away, laughing nervously. He gave you a confused look but left it alone. When Yoongi brought it back up in bed together, you told him how you thought you were too heavy to pick up. Yoongi sighed and shook his head. “Have you seen my big ass muscles?” He teased. “Baby I can lift a car.”


J-Hope-

Originally posted by ilysuga-suga

Hoseok was such a playful and loving boyfriend and that’s one of the things you loved best about him. But sometimes he takes it too far for your liking. While walking hand in hand with him one day, he suddenly went behind you to wrap his arms around your waist and lift you up. You intermediately screamed for him to put you down and get away so he did so with a shocked look on his face. After you explained to him that you were too heavy for him to pick up, Hoseok sighed and pressed his lips to your cheek lovingly. “Baby that’s not true. But if you don’t like it, I won’t do it.”


RM-

Originally posted by ksjknj

Namjoon was always so respectful and laid back but he had his moments. While holding you tight one day, he tapped the bottom of your thighs, indicating that he wanted you to jump up on him.You instantly pushed away from him and shook your head no. He knew something was off immediately. Once you explained to him that you felt you were too heavy for him to pick up, Namjoon looked at you with sad eyes. “Not true whatsoever but if you’re not comfortable with it baby, I won’t try it again.”


Jimin-

Originally posted by princejimin

After Jimin tried lifting you up out of nowhere, causing a distressed you to kick and scream for him to put you down, you ran off in tears and ashamed. Leaving Jimin thinking he did something wrong. Once you were both able to talk at the end of the day, you told him about how you felt you were too heavy to pick up. Jimin only smiled that gorgeous smile and moved his face centimeters away from yours. “Okay baby, just dont scare me like that again. I thought you were mad at me!”


V-

Originally posted by jinmini

When Taehyung playfully decided to pick you up, you went into panic mode and became flustered while telling him to get off of you. Taehyung was confused and slightly hurt until you told him that you were too heavy for him to be picking up. He shook his head and gave you a silly face. “Believe what you want, silly cutie pie.”


Jungkook-

Originally posted by kookiegyeom

Jungkook tried scooping you up to take you to your bedroom, causing you to jump up and back away from him. He asked what was up and you finally told him. “ I’m too heavy for you, Kookie…” Jungkook suddenly swooped you up in his arms and held you tightly to him, like you were a little feather.  “I’m literally the strongest of us all, baby. You KNOW this.”

What can I say then

Ok, lemme preface this. I am a supervisor at a credit card call center. Basically I take calls from regular reps whose callers ask for a supervisor, nothing too hard. Alright so, this rep transfers to me; I answer
Me: “Hi, my name is _____, I am a supervisor here at [insert na-]”
Cardholder: “WHY ARE YOU TALKING SO FAST, I DONT APPRECIATE YOU TRYING TO GET ME OFF THE PHONE.”
Literally, I was speaking normal, sup calls don’t hurt my calls per hour I can take 2 hrs talking to this bitch and I’ll be fine. She didn’t even let me finish saying my shit.
Ch: “what’s your name you didn’t say it”
Me: ___
Ch: “what”
Me: ___, (and it’s 3 letters so I spelled it out)
Ch: I don’t like you spelling it out I’m not stupid.
Me: ~ok~ “how May i assist you ma’am”
Ch: I DONT LIKE YOU CALLING ME MAAM. THATS NOT MY NAME. MY PARENTS DIDNT NAME ME MAAM.”
Honestly, it’s habit. I don’t call them by their first/last name bc people don’t like that. Sir/ma’am are my words, so I apologize right.
Me: “I’m sorry, so how may I help?”
Ch: “well my payment is 30.77$, I need to know why it’s an even number, I need odd numbers because that’s what goes well with my check, and my due date isn’t working for me.”
Me: “ok so-“ (I’m about to rephrase what she says bc I’ve learn people like that bc it shows I listened right, but I just say it so I remember everything and do it in a way it’ll fit the acct.
ch: “I DONT LIKE IT WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME “ok so”, IT JUST SHOWS ME THAT THEY DONT CARE WHAT IM CALLING ABOUT. I JUST SPENT 4 MINUTES WAITING FOR YOU TO ANSWER AND YOURE GONNA COME TO ME AND SAY “ok so”.”
Me: “It’s not that I don’t care, I just have to make sure I caught everything you said. First, your pymt is 30$ or 7% of your balance, whichever is greater. It’s 30.77$ because you’re over by 77 cents, if the even numbers aren’t working you can always round it to an odd number of your choosing, and in regards to your due da-“.
Ch: “I DONT NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT TO DO. YOURE NOT MY MOM. PLUS NO ONE TOLD ME ITD BE 30$ a month.”
Keep in mind she’s had this acct since 2015.
Me: “Well, when you applied the teems&conditions stated your pymts would be 30$/7% of your Bal, whichever is greater. Now, we can’t tel-“
Ch: “I HATE HEARING THAT YOU CANT DO SOMETHING. I AM A CUSTOMER, I DIDNT CALL TO HEAR A ‘NO’, I AM A CUSTOMER AND IM CALING FOR HELP.”
Me: “alright and I get that, I am trying to help but you keep saying you don’t like what I am telling you. I have to tell you what we can/can’t do, I can’t just ignore what you said and tell you something else. Now, you can pay 31$ that’s not issue. You’re just paying a bit more than the minimum that’s fine. In regards to your due date, (it’s currently on the 5th of each month) what date would you like?”
Ch: “the 1st or 15th.”
Here’s where I got frustrated, she’s due on the 5th, and she usually pays on the 3rd or 4th, so early. She’s requesting her due date 4 days earlier for whatever reason. I’m not in her life so whatever, she sounded hesitant when she said first, so I check the 15th.
Me: (keep in mind I can’t say “can’t” bc shell cut me off and we’ll get nowhere) “unfortunately we are unable to select the 15th as a due date, but the 14th or 16th work, do either of those work for you?”
Ch: “16th is fine.”
Me: “ok, before I select that I have to remind you, you can only change your due date once every twelve months, do you still wish to select the 16th of each month?”
Ch: “what day is the 16th next month (12-16-17)?”
Me: “saturday.”
Ch: “I CANT HAVE A SATURDAY I NEED THURSAYS I GET PAID THURSDAYS.”
Me: “we ca-, I mean we don’t choose certain daYS, for due daTES, we need a numberic daTE(#) that works for you. Not daYS (sun-mon).”
Ch: “I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOURE MAKING THIS SO HARD FOR ME.”
Me: “I’m not trying to, I’m trying to help, so what daTE works for you?”
Ch: “The 1st.”
Me: “ok so again, before I select that I have to remind you, you can only change your due date once every twelve months, do you still wish to select the 1st of each month?”
Ch: “NEXT MONTH ITS A FRIDAY AND THEN IN JANUARY ITS A MONDAY, NO THAT DOESNT WORK. I NEED THURSDAYS.”
Me: “I’m sorry but we ca-, don’t choose daYS, we have daTE-“
Ch: “I DONT LIKE HEARING WHAT YOU DONT DO I HATE WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME WHAG THEY DONT DO.”
Me: “I have to tell you what is available and what is not, I cannot please everything you’re wanting. I cannot lie to you and say we can do things we can’t, I’m very sorry you hate all I’m saying but I have to do my job of letting you know your options.”
Ch: “I DONT KNOW WHY YOURE MAKING THIS SO DIFFICULT FOR ME. YOU JUST DONT WANT TO HELP.”
Me: “I am TRYIN-“
Ch: “WHY DO YOU TALK WHEN IM ABOUT TO TALK. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TALK WHEN IM THINKING OF WHAT TO SAY.”
Me: “so what daTE, are you looking for?”
Ch: “I DONT KNOW. WHAT WORKS FOR ME DOESNT WORK FOR YOU. YOURE SO HARD TO TALK TO.”
Me: (I’m starting to get mad) “you gave me the 1st and 15th, I told you the 1st works and either 14th or 16th work. You keep saying you need a Thursday but we do not choose daYS. We choose daTES. You said the 16th and then said no and chose the 1st, I was about to confirm the 1st and you said no bc they fall on different daYS of the week each month. We don’t choose the daYS they fall on. Jus-“
Ch: “I KNOW YOU DONT OK. IM NOT A CHILD. I HATE WHEN YOU TALK TO ME LIKE A CHILD. I HAYE THAT YOU REPEAT YOUR SELF I JUST, AM SO FRUSTRATED BEVAUSE YOURE JUST MAKING ME MAD.”
Me: “Thats not my intention, what daTE works for you? That’s all I need.”
Ch: “I DONT KNOW OK I DONT KNOW”
Basically my call was 26 mins long, of her telling me she hates everything that I said and ended up requesting another supervisor and just hung up on him bc he was a male.

Tl;dr: lady hates not getting her way.