no no no bb

Supportive boyfriend

In Vanoss’ video

Vanoss: (standing in the background)

Ohm and wildcat: (shooting monsters by the doorway)

Delirious:I GOT IT! I GOT IT!(throws barrel killing nothing)

Vanoss: Good job Delirious

Delirious: Thank you

in Delirious’ Video

Delirious: 8 SECONDS! Do an intro Vanoss quick!!

Vanoss: (stutters) uh…ugh…LOOK AT DIS GUN IT’S BIG!!

Delirious: (laughs) Great intro!!

  • Delirious: Boyfriend? I don't want to be Vanoss' boyfriend.
  • Cartooz: Well, what do you want then?
  • Delirious: I don't know.
  • Delirious: I just want to be with him. All the time.
  • Delirious: I want to hear about his day, and tell him about mine.
  • Delirious: I want to hold his hand, and smell his hair.
  • Delirious: But I don't want to be his stupid boyfriend.
Drunk Texting
  • <p> <b>Delirious:</b> Hey Vanoss..<p/><b>Vanoss:</b> Yeah?<p/><b>Delirious:</b> I gotta tell ya something<p/><b>Vanoss:</b> Its 3:38 am.<p/><b>Delirious:</b> Take it seriously..<p/><b>Vanoss:</b> What?<p/><b>Delirious:</b> I am Batcoon.<p/><b>Vanoss:</b> You're drunk, aren't you?<p/><b>Delirious:</b> Maybe a little bit<p/></p>
  • Tyler, yelling across the room: Wine!
  • 
Craig: Thompson!
  • 
Tyler: Wine.
  • 
Craig: Thompson.
  • 
Tyler: Wine!!!
  • 
Craig: Thompson!!!!!!
  • 
Jonathan: Wait, why are they both shouting their own last names?
  • 
Evan, without looking up from his book: They’re fighting over which one to use when they get married.