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Actual things that have happened in Miraculous Ladybug which I still can’t believe
  • Ladybug rode a giant flying hairdryer
  • Ladybug rode a dragon
  • A guy tried to take over Paris with pigeons
  • A chef encased an entire building in caramel and tried to cook a girl alive in a pool of soup
  • A 15 year old challenged a panther to a race and the owner was so upset he turned into a dinosaur and ate Ladybug
  • A rock star was sword-fighting with Chat Noir on a plank suspended at the top of the Eiffel Tower, using a guitar
  • Said rock star has a pet crocodile
  • A girl tried to fight off a butterfly with an umbrella while stuck in a lift
  • Chat Noir was murdered by a supervillain and died in Ladybug’s arms, in an early episode. No, really, he actually died, I’m not even kidding
  • Ladybug kissed Chat Noir for like 10 seconds while lying on the floor, and he didn’t remember it and she didn’t tell him
  • Chat Noir threw his bodyguard down a lift shaft from the 8th floor. This has never been brought up again.
  • A kid used magic bubbles to kidnap all the adults in Paris so he could throw a birthday party
  • Marinette went on a date with a supervillain
  • Ladybug tossed Chat Noir in a river
  • Some smartie in the 19th century invented the hologram and then… didn’t tell anyone?? Except their family?? Why would you keep such awesome new technology a secret??
  • A 186 year old and his turtle sidekick started shipping two teenagers because of an umbrella
  • A guy cut the entire Eiffel Tower in half
  • A strict rich fashion designer pretended to be a butterfly and then pretended to be an aeroplane, and also another time said he was the Easter Bunny
  • A ridiculously competent toddler managed to brainwash Chat Noir
  • Santa Claus dabbed
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 O L D E R   N O C T I S   A P P R E C I A T I O N

Quote from the official Final Fantasy XV guide by; Yusuke Naora.

If Voltron Were a Romance Movie || VLD Recut Trailer Preview 

@oquiznakitznary @spacedorksandlions this is the thing I was talking about HAHAHAHA 

this is still a rough WIP btw 

the klance duet you've all been wanting to hear
kl-an-ce
the klance duet you've all been wanting to hear

jeremy shada (lance’s VA) singing ‘lucky’
+
steven yeun (keith’s VA) singing ‘shelter’

i’m klance trash so i made a 20 second mashup :’) these songs didn’t even have remotely the same chords… i was that desperate

anonymous asked:

What kind of kissers do you think they'd be?

jin

  • spontaneous kisses at the most random times
  • in the middle of sentences, while your’e walking, in public
  • times when u least expect it 
  • when he feels the urge he doesn’t hesitate
  • depends a lot on his mod
  • joyful kisses that are full of giggles and smiles
  • and sometimes end in tickle fights
  • but also passionate “i need you now” kisses
  • where he can’t keep his hands off u
  • and doesn’t hold back
  • each one is a breathtaking experience (quite literally)

yoongi

  • soft affectionate kisses
  • ones that he puts a lot of thought into
  • probably gives u that gaze or stares at your lips for a while before
  • kisses that are as expressive as his music
  • and make u feel nurtured and warm
  • u swear ur floating for a little bit
  • pisces are the dreamy romantics of the zodiac
  • and love to lavish their partner in affection
  • innocent kisses on your cheek, forehead eyelids, nose…
  • neck, shoulder, wrist…
  • doesn’t leave an inch of skin untouched

hoseok

  • sultry, hot kisses
  • hurried and passionate
  • certified french kissing pro
  • lots and lots of tounge
  • lips biting
  • hair pulling
  • goes from a peck to you being in his lap in a blink of eye 
  • and suddenly you’re grinding on each other in front everyone woops
  • the perfect mix between messy and calculated
  • every kiss is different and leaves u guessing
  • kisses that leave u panting
  • and him smirking

namjoon

  • emotional, overwhelming kisses
  • that develop from shy gentle pecks to heated makeout sessions
  • every movement is calculated
  • craves intimacy and closeness
  • hands keep a strong grip on your waist or wrists
  • kisses that assert his dominance 
  • kisses that stem from jealousy
  • h i c k i e s
  • if ur neck, shoulders, and chest aren’t littered with marks, he’s not done
  • intense eye contact
  • jaw kisses
  • likes to have his prater pinned under him or against a wall
  • usually leads to something else

jimin

  • teasing kisses that leave u wanting more
  • pulls back early knowing it gets u riled up
  • wants to have u frustrated and chasing after him 
  • makes you work for it
  • lots of  winks and sly grins
  • innocent back hugs that lead to ear nibbles and breathy neck kisses
  • that eventually go lower and lower…
  • cheeky butt grabs
  • roaming hands
  • light kisses that contrast his needy touches
  • shows his passion not through roughness
  • but through delicate, fleeting pecks mixed in with long intimate kisses
  • and whispered “i love you“s

taehyung

  • slow, deliberate kisses
  • capricorns always mean business and that translates in their affection 
  • knows how to kiss and how to do it well
  • treats his partner like a porcelain doll
  • fully engulfs your face in his hands
  • strokes your cheek
  • kisses that make u feel safe and secure
  • uses them to express feelings he struggles to say in words
  • pulls u as close as physically possible
  • likes a partner who follows his lead
  • kisses rarely stay that innocent with this one

jungkook

  • shy unsure kisses
  • he’s most likely inexperienced
  • wouldn’t be the one to initiate it at first
  • but when he does, he’s timid and gentle
  • probably takes a deep breath before
  • needs someone who can lead the way
  • probably gets more flustered than u
  • accidentally moans into ur mouth
  • which makes him blush fiercely
  • but once he’s comfortable, his leo moon/libra venus shines through
  • over the top romantic kisses
  • picking u up to kiss u
  • spinning u around
  • just like he mentioned here
How Dan and Phil probably broke up #24
  • <p> <b>Dan:</b> I love you<p/><b>Phil:</b> *dabs*<p/></p>