no more selfies spam

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i love one (1) team 🏎 ❤️

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In honor of Lesbian Day of Visibility, I’ve condensed my online presence into digital evidence of my physical form for y’all to observe. Take this offering of my annual selfie spam, feat. That Time I Had Red Hair, Dramatic Gazing, and Promarazzi

He Looks Through Your Phone and Find Tons of Pictures of Himself

PLEASE SEND ME SOME REQUESTS BC I ONLY HAVE A FEW RIGHT NOW

Baekhyun

*Gets all cocky* “I wonder who this sexy guy is.” He says laughing then giving you a cheesy grin with a wink.

Originally posted by osehu

Chanyeol

Well damn, I really was your favourite, wasn’t I.” He states, smirking at you. “I knew it!

Originally posted by parkchny

Chen

Awwwww” He yells, hugging you tightly. “You were so obsessed with me!

He starts typing on your phone for a few seconds, then hear a song start to play. As the song gets to the chorus, Chen stands up and starts singing and dancing along. “WHY YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME?

https://youtu.be/ez5Ij9W_LSU?t=43s - Obsessed, Mariah Carey

Originally posted by chwannie

D.O.

*Blushes like crazy when he sees, but doesn’t ever tell you that he knows about it, just to save you from embarrassment*

Originally posted by essentyeol

Kai

As you two were eating ice cream together, he decided to bring it up. “So, according to your phone, I guess you could say that I was your bias.” He says, putting his spoon into his mouth, trying to hide his laughter.

You start blushing and shaking your head, which only makes him laugh more.

Originally posted by kaibility

Kris

*Talking to himself* 

I picked a good one. She knows who the best looking guy is. Good job.

Lay

*Is surprised at first but then gets cocky about it* 

Don’t get too cocky about it there..” You say as he raises his eyebrows at you and winks. “You think I’m super, extremely sexy.

Originally posted by secrethideoutme

Luhan

You liked me best, didn’t you?” He asks creepily smiling at you. You shake your head, but he keeps going. “Admit it, I was your bias.

You shake your head once again. “AGI, I KNOW I WAS! YOUR PHONE IS MY PROOF.

Sehun

Ahhh Jagiya, you chose well.”

Originally posted by ohyaahkkaebsong

Suho

*Is a bit embarrassed but flattered* “You sure do have a lot of pictures there..” He says a bit uncomfortably. “You really like me a lot!” He says, winking and gaining his confidence back.

Originally posted by sefuns

Tao

*Takes about 100 more and spams your phone with selfies*

Originally posted by ztaohs

Xiumin

Xiumin was making fun of you all night for how many pictures of him there were on your phone. He mentions something again in front of Sehun, and as soon as Sehun sees your embarrassed face, he butts in.

Don’t worry, Xiumin has tons of pictures of you saved on his phone that he doesn’t want you to know about.

wait, if henry told larry to cancel the flash mob and make smaller gesture to win his wife’s heart back, 

then, henry buying the cute trash can is his version of “smaller gesture” to win eliza’s heart

BYE

anonymous asked:

Girl you are so damn cute post more selfies!

Thank you 🌹
I often consider spamming pictures here, but it kinda feels repetitive and like no one cares so