In honor of Lesbian Day of Visibility, I’ve condensed my online presence into digital evidence of my physical form for y’all to observe. Take this offering of my annual selfie spam, feat. That Time I Had Red Hair, Dramatic Gazing, and Promarazzi
*Blushes like crazy when he sees, but doesn’t ever tell you that he knows about it, just to save you from embarrassment*
As you two were eating ice cream together, he decided to bring it up. “So, according to your phone, I guess you could say that I was your bias.” He says, putting his spoon into his mouth, trying to hide his laughter.
You start blushing and shaking your head, which only makes him laugh more.
*Talking to himself*
“I picked a good one. She knows who the best looking guy is. Good job.”
*Is surprised at first but then gets cocky about it*
“Don’t get too cocky about it there..” You say as he raises his eyebrows at you and winks. “You think I’m super, extremely sexy.”
“You liked me best, didn’t you?” He asks creepily smiling at you. You shake your head, but he keeps going. “Admit it, I was your bias.”
You shake your head once again. “AGI, I KNOW I WAS! YOUR PHONE IS MY PROOF.”
“Ahhh Jagiya, you chose well.”
*Is a bit embarrassed but flattered* “You sure do have a lot of pictures there..” He says a bit uncomfortably. “You really like me a lot!” He says, winking and gaining his confidence back.
*Takes about 100 more and spams your phone with selfies*
Xiumin was making fun of you all night for how many pictures of him there were on your phone. He mentions something again in front of Sehun, and as soon as Sehun sees your embarrassed face, he butts in.
“Don’t worry, Xiumin has tons of pictures of you saved on his phone that he doesn’t want you to know about.”