no liers

Marinette is a baaad lier~

A smol animation just for practice!!! Might color it later. If someone would like to voice act this so i can put it on my youtube, pleeease message meee*

(shes backing away in the end if you couldn’t tell)


When I began to break sales records - broke the record of Elvis Presley, the Beatles, when I started doing this, and they immediately started calling me a freak, a homosexual and a pedophile. They began to say that I discolor my skin. They did everything to ensure that the audience turned on me. It’s a conspiracy.

Who Broke it?
  • Joker: "So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know."
  • Harley: "I did! I broke it Mr. J!"
  • Joker: "No, no you didn't. Ed?"
  • Riddler: "Don't look at me. Look at Harvey!"
  • Two-Face: "What? I didn't break it."
  • Riddler: "Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?"
  • Two-Face: "Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken."
  • Riddler: "...suspicious."
  • Two-Face: "No it's not."
  • Scarecrow: "If it matters, probably not but, Selina was the last one to use it."
  • Cat Woman: "Lier! I don't even drink that crap!"
  • Scarecrow: "Oh really? What were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?"
  • Cat Woman: "I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, John!"
  • Harley: "Alright, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, puddin'."
  • Joker: "No! Who broke it?!"
  • ....
  • Two-Face: "Joker, Ivy's been awfully quiet-"
  • Ivy: "rEALLY?"
  • Two-Face: "Yes, really!"
  • Ivy: "Oh my god!"
  • *all fighting in the background*
  • Joker: "I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here."

picklestickle01  asked:

I'm sure you've already come up with a perfectly valid explanation, but if insulting and hurting people's feelings actually increase LV, then why isn't that in the actual game? Surely LV would increase even if you do a True Pacifist route but be an absolute jerk. I. E. Threatening Froggits, being rude to SnowDrake, letting Monster Kid FALL TO HIS DEATH. Also greetings from America!

You can be a jerk, lier, coward even in a pacifist route. But all these are VERY DIFFERENT, from doing something WITH the sole intention to hurt someone else.

Not only for being a jerk, not only for saying the hurtful truth, but because you wanted to damage someone.

It can be the intent to kill, your capacity to hurt. Both increases your LV. Killing does it faster, sure. But the game never mentioned it was the ONLY way.

The game defined LOVE as a measurement of someone’s “capacity to hurt”. Sure the only option we are presented is killing, but Frisk can chose by themselves now.

The first time is serious business - Older!Damian Wayne x Reader

#10. Making love for the first time. Only slightly NSFW, mostly fluffy. And not great…Thank for the compliment by the way :), hope you’ll like it :

THERE’S SOME SORT OF PART TWO HERE : Titus likes you…too much

(My masterlist blog here :


The first time he saw you, he was barely ten years old. You were in the same class than him in Gotham Academy, and he noticed you right away because your uniform was old and had clearly been used before. He guessed pretty fast that you were one of those kids from poor families that his father gave a scholarship to, which meant, you were a smart one. 

“Smart”, didn’t even do justice to your intelligence. He never met anyone (that wasn’t his father or brothers) like you, you were extra-brainy, sometimes he even thought you were almost as astute as him…But not only, you were also full of wit and quick responses, and so damn brave. You were a short one, and yet, when he saw you get bullied by sixteen years old, he didn’t even had time to react and come help you that you already shot your foot to one of the guy’s crotch mercilessly. And then kicked his face. The two others bullies were so stunned, they just ran away. They ran away from a short ten year old girl…You were amazing. 

He pleaded to his father so that you wouldn’t get fired from school for kicking that guy’s ass, and Bruce was so impressed with you, and how his son defended you, that he pressured the school into keeping you. 

-I know it’s thanks to you I’m still here, so…yeah, thank you dude. 

-I didn’t do anything. 

-Lier. I know who your dad is. I know it’s thanks to him I have the opportunity to be in the best school of Gotham. And I know he convinced the school’s board not to fire me. My guts are telling me you’re the one responsible for your father’s intervention. So…Thanks. 

And that’s how you became friend with him. You quickly guessed he was the night vigilante “Robin”, and it wasn’t really a big deal. Maybe it was your child’s brain telling you that a hero, with all the costume wearing a people saving, such as him was just wicked cool, that you thought it really wasn’t a big deal On the contrary, you thought Damian was like, the coolest guy you ever met. After Batman and Nightwing of course. He made it his life goal to show you he was better than them…and it made you slowly fall for him as the years went by, and as you grew up together. 

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Who broke it? (Sing)
  • Buster: "So...who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know."
  • Meena: "I broke it!"
  • Buster: "No, no you didn't. Mike?"
  • Mike: "Don't look at me. Look at Johnny."
  • Johnny: "What? I didn't break it."
  • Mike: "Huh, that's funny, how'd you even know it was broken?"
  • Johnny: "Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken."
  • Mike: "...suspicious."
  • Johnny: "No, it's not!"
  • Eddie: "If it matters, probably not but, Ash was the last one to use it."
  • Ash: "Lier! I don't even drink that crap!"
  • Eddie: "Oh yeah, what were you going by the coffee cart earlier?"
  • Ash: "I use the wooden sticks to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that Eddie!"
  • Meena: "Alright let's not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Buster."
  • Buster: "No! Who broke it?"
  • Silence
  • Johnny: "Buster...Rosita's been awfully quiet."
  • Rosita: "Really?!"
  • Johnny: "Yes really!"
  • Rosita: "Oh my god!"
  • All arguing in the back
  • Buster: "I broke it."