no last name apparently

W H E E ZE I just googled my last name, and apparently there’s a restaurant in San Fransisco that has my name.

“a food and wine pairing restaurant that offers an entirely new dining experience.

Our wine list drives the menu. Each dish is carefully constructed based on a complement and a contrast wine pairing. Dishes are offered with these wines as an option… have a glass of either one, or a half glass of both! “

Fucking French

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Get to know me: Favorite Female Characters (9/50)
Trini (Power Rangers 2017)

Me and four kids from Angel Grove found a spaceship buried underground. I’m pretty sure I’m a superhero.

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N°4 in the 2017 birthday spam for Fi who wished for “Dark Side of the Moon” edits - SN: 5x16

FACT: Without Hermione, Draco would have been evil.

Just hear me out. I think that without Hermione’s existence, Draco wouldn’t have the internal struggle between right and wrong. Here’s why.

Imagine growing up the way Draco did. You’re told that people who aren’t like you are stupid, less powerful, and beneath you.

In a way, it reminds me of religion. Not saying that all or even most religion is bigoted, but the strength in belief within some families is similar.

Even from the young age of 11, Draco displayed traits one would obtain from living a very sheltered life. Meeting Harry in the robe shop, it became very apparent. He introduced himself by his last name, because that’s what he was taught was important. He asked Harry his blood status immediately, because it played a huge part in the beliefs that be was raised with.

He was taught that he’s the best of the best.

Only when goes to school, this muggleborn is thrown in his face. And she’s smart. So smart, that no matter how hard he tries, his grades are never good enough to top hers. Not only that, but she’s powerful. Obviously so, even.

He even comes to notice that she isn’t nearly as dirty as he was lead to believe. In fact, she comes down the stairs at the Yule ball and she’s so stunningly gorgeous that not one insult can come to his mind.


So we’re his parents right? They wouldn’t lie to him, would they?

Only they have, and the living proof is staring him directly in the face.

And so he gets angry. He calls her names, and puts her down. Because he’s not stupid– it’s so blatantly obvious that the people he admired the most in the world were wrong in so many instances, and he’s bitter. His world is broken, and so he wants everyone else to be too.

Knowing this, he returns home each summer just to hear his father complain about how a “mudblood trumped him in grades” and how “the half-blood beat him in quiddich” because his family believes it’s not possible.

Yet little do they know how hard he worked and how much he studied and practiced, he still always came up second.

So he was bitter, and angry– yes. Not condoning his actions, but explaining them.

Even though he tried to convince himself that it was a fluke, that Hermione was just a freak of nature– he knew better.

And although he called her the names he did over his own bitterness and angst, he didn’t really think she should die. But then, come sixth year, everything turns real, and serious– really fast. He’s stuck in a corner with no choice.

I fully believe that Hermione challenged him. She was in his face, everyday, proving him wrong. She was a walking contradiction, and I fully believe that had he not been exposed to her, he wouldn’t have even tried to second guess his family’s values and beliefs.

Y’ALL I WAS ON THE CHAOL WIKI BECAUSE I’M TRYING TO WRITE SOMETHING AND I FORGOT WHEN HE ABANDONED HIS HEIR OF ANIELLE TITLE (the answer is 13 which is too young and I’m going to change it try and stop me fuckers) AND I FOUND A THING

Um.

UM?????

WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS AND HOW DO I BECOME YOUR BEST FRIEND

(side note: apparently his last name was Wydrael in Queen of Glass and boy oh boy I’m glad that changed)

*introduces her shameless self-insert oc* this is my warrior city elf Kallian and i love her

always ready to fight patriarchy. she intimidates people so she don’t have to kill them ; alistair finds that attractive. likes bad puns. has already danced naked in the snow (the french players will know)

So I’m trying to organize my files because I don’t save things in a way that makes them easy to find, and I found an old TVPaint file on my computer apparently from April of last year, with a name that I didn’t recognize.  I opened it, and it had some concept drawings for W2H2 that I forgot about, PLUS this little number, which isn’t necessarily W2H2-related, and which I definitely don’t remember drawing.  SO, UH… YEAH!  Have some weird, unfinished, overly-rendered Jonathan!  Maybe I’ll finish it one day, haha…

The Unspoken Rules of BTS Smut Fanfiction

So anyone who is anyone who has read BTS smut fanfiction cannot deny the following rules:


1) If Taehyung & Jimin aren’t the main characters, they are always gay—usually with each other.


2) If Jimin is the main character, Taehyung is a fuckboi.


3) If Taehyung is the main character. Jimin is a playboy.


4) Regardless of sexual orientation, they are always best friends.


5) Namjoon is never gay.


6) If Namjoon is gay, he’s always gay with Jin.


Bonus:

7) Jungkook always hates the name Jungkookie. He, apparently, prefers Daddy.


This last one always cracks me up because in real life, that would freak him TF out. He hates Oppa….let alone “Daddy”. Hahahaha!

SO!

there’s been this thing i’m seeing lately when Janna’s last name was revealed in “Star and Marco’s Guide to Mastering Every Dimension (Guide to Life)” and apparently it is a Filipino last name so some people are starting to headcannon her as such. Now, while I’m still not fully convinced by this… after all its just a last name…I had this little thought that Janna would bring some balut with her just to freak everybody out

For those who don’t know, balut is duck embryo cooked within its shell; eaten by cracking the shell open and slurping/eating the contents (basically the go to “freak out your foreign friends” food we have among other things). Figured it would be something she’d totally do.

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Special Instructions (4/?)

Summary: Drunk Emma really likes pizza. She also really happens to like the cute delivery guy who seems content to carry out all of her wishes via the “Special Instructions” box on the website. (AO3)
Rating: E (fuck it, I’m upping the rating bc I know this will turn into filthy smut by the end)
Word Count: ~3000
Chapters: One Two Three

well this was a bitch to rewrite since the original chapter got accidentally deleted. sorry for the wait, babes. have some UST. 🍕😏

reader requested tag: @lenfaz @ilovemesomekillianjones @like-waves-on-the-beach @emmaswanchoosesyou

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Special instructions: spook me!

It had been nearly a month since Emma had gotten stupid drunk at home and thrown herself at the very attractive pizza guy whose name she now knew was Killian Jones.

Jones, as in, “Jones Bros. Pizza.” Literally his last name, and apparently a poorly executed cartoon caricature of his fucking face, was on the logo on every pizza box she’d gotten from them and she’d had no idea. She hadn’t really given a flying fuck to the name of the place before; she just knew that they had a website, online ordering, quick delivery since they were located only a few blocks north of her apartment, and actually great tasting pizza that wasn’t hit-or-miss like the big chains.

With that revelation came another: Killian was not a delivery boy.

Well, he wasn’t supposed to be one. He was co-owner of the place, along with his older brother, and only went out on deliveries if he was filling in for a sick employee, or if he needed a break from the atmosphere (read: his overbearing brother), or, as it turned out, if her name came up on the order list. (He’d been sick the night that his sister-in-law had delivered to her sober self; go figure.)

It had been a pretty damned good feeling to know she got special treatment. After their first encounter, he’d been “captivated” and felt “compelled to see her again” (his words) – yeah; sweatpants, HANGRY, hot mess Emma in all her broken-hearted glory. She sent him a middle finger emoji as a reply to that particular text message, assuming that he was being a sarcastic ass but somehow knowing that beneath it all he was probably sincere.

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