IT IS NOT A DIET, IT IS A LIFESTYLE CHANGE!!! I absolutely hate when people are like “oh yeah you can’t have that because you’re on a diet”. No. I can have whatever I want, I don’t want that unhealthy food because I’m changing my life by loving my body and fuelling it with what it needs. Okay? Okay.
Okay so earlier today, I was thinking about that one scene in GGIL where Glanni pretty much sharts himself and I was just wondering…why did that even happen? Why was that scene needed? What made Magnus Scheving think “I need Glanni Glaepur to fucking shart his pants-” Like- WHY?
…And then I remembered the farting sound effects that they used for Halla in Afram, and how they made fart jokes involving Jives in both plays and I’ve come to the conclusion that Magnus Scheving just really likes fart jokes. That’s literally the whole thing that’s literally it. And his actors just gotta deal with it.
And this just furthers my theory that Magnus Scheving is a five-year-old trapped in the body of a grown man
Sportacus: playful and energetic cat that always wants to play! Will let you pet them at any time!
Robbie: tired and grumpy cat that meows at you until you feed him. Hardly lets anyone pet him
Stephanie: small playful kitten but is very sharp! She will bite you playfully so be wary when petting
Trixie: asshole kitten that knocks over everything. Do not pet her she will bite your hand off
Ziggy: friendly fat kitten who eats a lot n wants to play with you! Very soft definitely pet them
Pixel: sleeps on the keyboard a lot and can be found chewing on wires. Generally doesn’t care when you pet them
Stingy: everything is now his, he steals all food and belongings such as socks and coins. If you pet him he’ll never let you stop.
Glanni: huge dickhead cat that brings you dead things constantly and scratches you for no reason. Do not pet or you will lose an eye
Ithro: only eats fish and canned food and generally is gone from the house for days at a time. If you pet him he will pet you back
Jives: stoner cat who eats way too much catnip then barfs in your shoe. Pet him he has the softest fur
Penny: also steals all your stuff, but its only money but she also coaxes things out of you by being sweet. Petting her is like luring yourself into a begging trap