no junkfood

I can not stress it enough:

IT IS NOT A DIET, IT IS A LIFESTYLE CHANGE!!! I absolutely hate when people are like “oh yeah you can’t have that because you’re on a diet”. No. I can have whatever I want, I don’t want that unhealthy food because I’m changing my life by loving my body and fuelling it with what it needs. Okay? Okay.

Pepero Day (M)


Pairing: Yoongi x reader

Genre: Smut, Bestfriend!Yoongi, Valentine’s Day themed

Word count: 5.7k

warnings: Rated M, language, graphic sexual descriptions

A/N: This was meant to be a valentine’s day fic, but it’s a day late, rip. I hope you enjoy it regardless!

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Missing Latabæ characters in LazyTown:

Jives Junkfood:

  • Would listen to Sportacus but would argue with him about the health benefits of certain junk foods.
    • “Goldfish crackers are healthy. They have wheat, dairy, and they’re shaped like fish, so you can put that on your diet, too.”
  • Always asks Robbie for his cake
  • Carries around a duffle bag full of chips
  • Always covered in dirt from gardening
  • Eats raw onions idk why but he would
    • The look of horror on Sportacus’ face is why he does it
  • He’s the oldest at 13

Officer Obtuse:

  • Let’s be real he’d be crushing on Sportacus hard and he’d be trying to show off at every chance he got
  • Like everyone else, he’s completely clueless when it comes to Robbie’s disguises 
  • He never arrests Robbie for doing all the shit he does because Sportacus tells him not to
  • Robbie is terrified of him to an extent that he avoids doing his scheming whenever Obtuse is around
  • Kids look up to him and often invite him to play games

Penny Pestella:

  • Frenemies with Stingy
    • Maybe his cousin
  • Constantly tries to pick pocket everyone
  • Lives in the bank
  • Tries to steal everyone’s food
  • Second youngest of the group
  • Always asks Sportacus if he has any money she can have even though she knows he doesn’t because she knows at some point he’s gonna start keeping any spare change he finds just to give to her


  • Robbie’s BFF
  • Often tries to help him make LazyTown lazy again
  • Is tired of how gay Robbie is for Sportacus
  • Dislikes the children more than Robbie does 
  • Always sleeping kind of an inconvenience for Robbie
  • Would probably try to turn the kids against each other on more than one occasion
  • Is the reason the kitten gets stuck in the tree


Jives Junkfood being in the Lazytown show

Imagine him being the Older Teenage Friend of the kids.

Imagine them trying to sneak in a 16+ movie theather, while the other kids are all stacked on eachother in a trenchcoat.

Okay so earlier today, I was thinking about that one scene in GGIL where Glanni pretty much sharts himself and I was just wondering…why did that even happen? Why was that scene needed? What made Magnus Scheving think “I need Glanni Glaepur to fucking shart his pants-” Like- WHY? 

…And then I remembered the farting sound effects that they used for Halla in Afram, and how they made fart jokes involving Jives in both plays and I’ve come to the conclusion that Magnus Scheving just really likes fart jokes. That’s literally the whole thing that’s literally it. And his actors just gotta deal with it. 

And this just furthers my theory that Magnus Scheving is a five-year-old trapped in the body of a grown man

Lazytown characters as cats

Sportacus: playful and energetic cat that always wants to play! Will let you pet them at any time!
Robbie: tired and grumpy cat that meows at you until you feed him. Hardly lets anyone pet him
Stephanie: small playful kitten but is very sharp! She will bite you playfully so be wary when petting
Trixie: asshole kitten that knocks over everything. Do not pet her she will bite your hand off
Ziggy: friendly fat kitten who eats a lot n wants to play with you! Very soft definitely pet them
Pixel: sleeps on the keyboard a lot and can be found chewing on wires. Generally doesn’t care when you pet them
Stingy: everything is now his, he steals all food and belongings such as socks and coins. If you pet him he’ll never let you stop.

Glanni: huge dickhead cat that brings you dead things constantly and scratches you for no reason. Do not pet or you will lose an eye
Ithro: only eats fish and canned food and generally is gone from the house for days at a time. If you pet him he will pet you back
Jives: stoner cat who eats way too much catnip then barfs in your shoe. Pet him he has the softest fur
Penny: also steals all your stuff, but its only money but she also coaxes things out of you by being sweet. Petting her is like luring yourself into a begging trap