no jk she's not

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: NEWT SCAMANDER IS SO CUTE LIKE honestly he is this grown man that just has his creatures that he takes care of as if they were his babies and literally says he is their mother and he loves them so much that when he has to give one of them away he starts crying and just gets in all of this trouble so he could give one of his babies the best life possible and then when all of the creatures get lost he is so worried about them and
  • teacher: *mentions chromosomes*
  • me: nice filthy frank reference
  • Me: *tryna act cool in front of friends* wow. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them was better than I thought it'd be.
  • Me: *gets home* *sobs a little* *stalks the fbawtft tag on tumblr* *downloads the soundtrack* *draws fanart* *writes fanfiction* *sobs a little more about how wonderful Newt is* *generally obsesses about it*
  • Friend: *texts me* so, I guess the film was ok, right?
  • Me: *nervously* haha yeah, I liked it.
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HEADCANON: THIS LADY IS PERCIVAL GRAVES’ MOTHER 

  • POSING WITH THEIR FAMILY OWL
  • FUCKING BADASS WITCH
  • WHO HE INHERITED HIS FINE ASS LOOKS FROM
  • AND TAUGHT HIM HOW TO DRESS
  • CALLS GRAVES ‘PERCY’
  • FUCKING ADORES HER SON-IN-LAW CREDENCE

fifth harmony: *performs at a pride event*

me: *draws fifth harmony in a pride parade*

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: I'm really not fine with the fact that some people think snape was actually a good person because he tried to make up for his mistakes by protecting an orphan that lost his parents BECAUSE OF HIM. Also he fucking abused his students, even the one he was supposed to FUCKING PROTECT remember???, called the only friend he had a mudblood, joined a racist organization because he was rejected by some chick, created his own spell to slice people in half and make sushi out of them, told the dark lord about a profecy and only regretted it because it was interpreted to be about the woman that he had loved but friendzoned him because he was a racist bastard and