Me before the playoffs started:
Good luck everyone! Let's all have fun and be civil! May the best team win!
*sees Blue Jackets content on my feed* WTF❓❓❓ GET 👏🏼 THIS 👏🏼 GARBAGE 👏🏼 OFF 👏🏼 MY 👏🏼 DASH 👏🏼 THE B*** J****** CAN CHOKE 🙅🏻 AND ANYONE WHO REBLOGS THEIR CONTENT IS BLOCKED 🚫 AND REPORTED FOR HARASSMENT ❌
She was absolutely certain that Jared freaking Leto was staring at her. Then she shook her head and pinched herself because of course he wasn’t. Was he? No. That’s ridiculous. Just stop. Was he pointing in her direction? She turned her head slowly, trying to see what he was pointing towards, but there was nothing behind her but empty space. The guy he was talking to laughed and Jared lightly punched his arm. Jennifer kept walking down the path, eyes down, focusing on the packed dirt beneath her feet. The fangirl side of her brain was obviously giving her delusions.
vinny nah man he's just a huge nerd he’s— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of pictures of vincent caffarello spill out of jacket] wow w-why are these here i- these aren't mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of vincent caffarello pictures scatter across the floor] shit fuck listen im holding them for a friend just listen
other; Tyler and Jenna, fluff josh. Y/n finds out she has breast cancer, also only to find out Josh likes her back.
Being on tour with my best friends Tyler and josh, is great and all, usually I have the best time with them but this time i just can’t seem to get my spirits up enough to have a blast.
I haven’t told either of them, but before we all left weeks before we left I went into the doctors for the fact that I had found a lump… a lump? Yes a lump on my left breast, that appointment was a check up days before we all left I went in for a lab test and what not to see what it is.
My dear precious Mystery Kids hanging out, enjoying each others’ company, and just generally having the chance to be normal friends and do fun things together:
sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
Been with the lovely @ronmanmob for three years today and I feel like she deserves a public gushy post because everyone should know how wonderful she is okay.
We first started talking here on tumblr when she approached me for a roleplay, at that time I was not in a great place mentally and felt very alone but she was there for me every day, ensuring I knew someone cared about me being around. Over that time I began developing a crush on her (which was a shock to me because I thought I was straight at the time!) and unbeknownst to me, she’d been flirting with me once she figured I had a crush.
Fast forward to us meeting for the first time, I stayed at her place for a week and spent the entire time berating myself for being to afraid to say anything. – That was thankfully not an issue because on the last night my best friend called and LOUDLY asked if I’d told her yet, while Jen was in the room. After hanging up I didn’t know what to expect but she just calmly tells me that she feels the same and that was it, we started seeing eachother. It was long distance for a while but sure enough, here we are three years later living together with a cat and we both have jobs, I’m better mentally and physically than I’ve EVER been. I’d be nowhere without her, she’s a GIFT of a human being and I thank the various powers that be for bringing her into my life every day.
Mmmm k I feel like I’m making better progress on this shit now than I was earlier this week when I was fucking swamped. Hopefully I’ll be able to get it done before Tuesday, which is going to be the craziest fucking day of my life but whatever. Anyway, here’s this, in which both Steven and Dipper, much like me, need more sleep:
“Steven…” Pearl cooed in
a sing-songy voice, lightly tapping the young Gem in an attempt to rouse him
awake. Upon emerging from the temple that morning, Pearl and Garnet had found Steven
snoozing propped up against the front door, water gun loosely hugged to his
chest as he snored softly. The two elder Gems couldn’t help but feel somewhat
guilty about their dismissive behavior the previous day, and so they intended
on making it up to their young charge. As soon as he woke up that was. “Steven,”
Pearl tried again, a little louder this time. “We’ve got a surprise for you-”
“Ah!” Steven gasped as he
jolted awake, his finger already on the trigger of his water gun. On instinct, he
pulled it as he pointed the weapon at whatever was in his immediate vicinity,
which of course happened to be Pearl. The white Gem let out a startled cry as
she was struck by the watery blast, knocking her back away from Steven and
thoroughly soaking her, much to her aggravation. “Oh! Sorry, Pearl!” the young
Gem exclaimed, jumping to his feet upon realizing his mistake.
“Now you’re not getting
any cookies,” Garnet remarked as she stood by, holding a trayful of cookies
they had made Steven.
asked eagerly as she emerged from the temple. “I’ll take ‘em!”
Before Garnet could
protest, the purple Gem snatched the cookie tray away from her, pouring the
treats into her mouth without much restraint. “Amethyst, slow down,” the Gem
leader advised, though Amethyst did anything but.
“Again, I’m sorry, Pearl,”
Steven said with sincerity, wiping the sleep out of his eyes. “I just… I guess
“Didn’t sleep,” Garnet
finished thoughtfully as the young Gem trailed off.
Steven confirmed her
suspicions as he let out an exhausted yawn. “Maybe,,,”
“Good morning, everyone!”
Mabel greeted just as bright and blithely as ever as she burst into the house.
Her cheerful smile quickly fell into confusion however, upon noticing Steven’s
water gun, as well as the fact that Pearl was still sopping wet. “Whoa, what’s
going on here? Were you guys having a water fight? Cause if you were, I wanna
play! I’ll just have Dipper go get-” She abruptly cut herself off as she
glanced over her shoulder, only to find that her brother had in fact not
followed her inside, but was leaning against the doorframe outside, half
asleep. “Seriously? Again?” Mabel
huffed in annoyance, pulling Dipper inside and roughly waking him up fully in
the process. “Now what did I tell you, bro-bro?”
“Uh… something about
staying up all night reading the journal?” Dipper guessed tiredly, letting out
a long yawn a moment later.
“That’s right, I told you
not to do that because it would make
you super tired the next day,” Mabel informed pointedly. “And what do ya know?
Looks like I was right once again cause you’re totally about to clonk out for
like, the 20th time today!”
“No, I’m…” Dipper trailed
off as he began to nod off once more, only for Mabel to wake him back up with a
sharp snap of her fingers. “Huh?! What’s going—I-I mean, I’m totally awake!
Yeah, n-not tired at all!” He let out a small awkward laugh, one that neither
Mabel nor the Gems really bought as they all gave him unconvinced glances. “So,
uh… what were we talking about again?”
remarked dryly, rolling her eyes. “If I didn’t know any better, Dipper, right
now I’d think that you and Steven are twins instead of you and Mabel. You know,
‘cause you both have the same big ol’ bags under your eyes.”
“You didn’t sleep last
night either, Dipper?” Steven asked, his lingering exhaustion reminding him that
this was something he easily related to.
“Ugh, no,” Dipper
admitted, somewhat frustrated as he rubbed his eyes. “I was up all night
looking through the journal for any hints about that… thing we saw in the warp
“And you didn’t find
anything about it, which means that you pretty much wore yourself out for
nothing,” Mabel added with a smirk. “Which is something you do all the time, but hey, I’m not here to
judge.” She paused for a moment before discreetly whispering something else to
the Gems. “Yes, I am.”
“Hold on a minute,” Pearl
interjected, wringing the water out of her sash. “Is that seriously what all
this fuss is about? You two are still thinking about whatever it is you think
you saw yesterday?”
“We don’t think we saw anything, because we really
did see it!” Dipper argued, more
cross than he usually would have been, considering his exhaustion. “Right,
“Yeah,” the young Gem
readily, the smallest hint of desperation in his tone. “It was real, you guys!
Something was warping somewhere in the warp!”
“And we need to figure
out what that something was,” Dipper contended. “What if it’s something
dangerous o-or violent? You three would care about it then, right?”
“Sure we would,” Amethyst
said with a shrug. “If it was real.”
“But come on, you guys,”
Mabel interjected just as dismissively. “When have Gem things ever been
dangerous or violent before?”
“Are you seriously asking
that question right now?” Dipper asked caustically, knowing he could give her
countless examples of both of those things. “Seriously?”