no jam hands

It was requested a bit ago to have Klance tickle fights and then conversations with an rp partner led to the inspiration to finish it. Keith has really sensitive hips and Lance knows this. Keith is absolutely defenseless to the attack. I love these two so much…

Also why are there not actually space windows in their rooms? I would request a space window. Klance deserves a space window to be cute and aesthetic in front of in private.


On the other hand, so sorry i’m late with a subpar gift hndfg aaaah

I didn’t know what to draw;; so many good arts already drawn of the bitterbabe i just… rubbed my face on my keyboard for three hours and hiccuped this!



i so need lucifer to initiate a hug with chloe, preferably when he’s so sad and broken and desperate for comfort and there she is, the new constant in his life who wants him as himself despite his intense self-loathing, and he desperately wraps his arms around her and sinks his face into the crook of her neck, letting hot tears run, and chloe whispers soothing words while rubbing gentle circles on his back and stroking his hair

give this to me p l e a s e


Felt like revamping the GhostHunter!AU boys

Marco is an actual puppy in dark grungy clothing, and Eren is a shaggy wolf with too-small tshirts

But what’s Armin holding, and why is Jean levitating a small rock?? who knoowwsss <( ̄︶ ̄)>

  • ‘ people can live 100 years without really living for a minute. ’
  • ‘ as long as everything is the way i want it, i can be totally flexible. ’
  • ‘ this thing we’re doing here, you me. i’m in. i’m all in. ’ 
  • ‘ everything’s magical when it snows, everything looks pretty. ’
  • ‘ when a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy. ’
  • ‘ people are particularly stupid today, i can’t talk to any more of them. ’
  • ‘ if you’re gonna throw your life away, he better have a motorcycle. ’
  • ‘ am i crying or laughing? ’
  • ‘ i have no patience for jam hands. ’
  • ‘ i love you, you idiot. ’
  • ‘ i’m afraid that once your heart’s involved, it all comes out in gibberish. ’
  • ‘ it’s all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with til we drop dead. Not a lot to ask. ’
  • ‘ that’s going on your tombstone. ’
  • ‘ i only want to see you happy. ’
  • ‘ i just take a book with me everywhere, it’s a habit. ’
  • ‘ i’m sorry. have i ever been mistaken for a patient person? ’
  • ‘ i’m fine. i’m great. it’s a big fat happy sunshine day for me. ’
  • ‘ who cares if i’m pretty if i fail my finals. ’
  • ‘ jesus, mary, joseph and the camel. this is really bad coffee. ’
  • ‘ mom, you’ve given me everything i need. ’
  • ‘ i’m fine. i’m just being dramatic, it’s what i do. ’
  • ‘ am i more beautiful today than i was yesterday? ’ 
  • ‘ i wanna be good, life’s just not letting me. ’
  • ‘ what she tackles, she conquers. ’ 
  • ‘ nothing says coffee more like 6 in the morning. ’ 
  • ‘ that’s going on your tombstone. ’      
  • ‘ a little nervous breakdown can really work wonders for a girl. ’
  • ‘ i’m gonna have to quit drinking coffee and i love coffee. ’
  • ‘ you’re full of hate and loathing and i love it. ’

”The spell you got on me
It’s like magic
Got me feeling like I’m fallin’ in love
Got me feeling like I’ll never give up, oh
Got me feeling like I’ll never give up on you“

This song gives me life power, which I transform into Peridoritos

Imagine being Demetri's child and Alec helps you after you get hurt

Originally posted by isabellaswanns

Originally posted by newcastle-rp-blog

Alec rushed to the small child who was screaming on the ground. “What happened? Are you okay?”
Alec hugged the small child to him as they hysterically screamed. Demetri, their father, wouldn’t take long to get there. Alec turned his head to the opened door. “What happened?” You held up your small hand and he realised quickly what had happened. You had jammed your hand in the door leaving a purple indent on your hand. Alec gently wrapped your hand in his cold hands. “Oh, that looks painful sweetheart. Your father is coming, okay? He’s coming.” Alec hugged you to him again. Funnily enough he was quite good with small children.

After a couple of minutes you had calmed down significantly, you healed quicker than other children
“Do this, copy me, okay? Can you do this?” Alec clenched his fingers into a fist before opening his hand out again. As he coaxed you to do so, Demetri rushed out. “Are they okay!?”
Alec nodded. “i’m certain they are okay.”

gilmore girls starters;

Send any of the following for my muse’s reaction: 

  • “If you’re gonna throw your life away, he better have a motorcycle!” 
  • “I have no patience for jam hands!” 
  • “I’m attracted to pie, it doesn’t mean I feel the need to date pie.” 
  • “I love you, you idiot.” 
  • “I’m afraid that once your heart’s involved, it all comes out in moron.” 
  • “It’s all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with ‘til we drop dead. Not a lot to ask! 
  • “Oy with the poodles already.” 
  • “No men, just lots and lots of Chinese food.” 
  • “Yes, I left behind a glass slipper and a business card, just in case the prince is really dumb.” 
  • “I’m going to make out in the coat room. Don’t eat my chicken.” 
  • “Now I’m supposed to look pretty and girly, which is completely impossible because I’m gross, and I have nothing to wear.” 
  • “I’m gonna have to quit drinking coffee, and I love coffee!” 
  • “If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one.”
  • “I don’t like Mondays, but unfortunately they come around eventually!” 
  • “People are particularly stupid today, I can’t talk to anymore of them.” 
  • “Give me a burger, onion rings, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I need some heroes.”
  • “Because people like you. You’re quiet. You say "excuse me”. You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.”
  • “I’m in bed. I have ten more minutes to sleep. Not a lot of time in the grand scheme of things, but still, ten minutes is ten minutes. You know what I mean.”
  • “When my cousin got pregnant, my mom said it’s because an angel brushed its wings against her face.”
  • “My life stinks. Hey, let’s look into each other’s eyes and say “I wish I were you” at exactly the same time - maybe we’ll pull a Freaky Friday.” 
  • “I need coffee in an IV.” 
  • “Date her, marry her, make her Mrs. Backwards baseball cap. See if I care.” 
  • “I mean, it’s mostly ceremonial stuff nowadays. Declaring knighthoods, opening supermarkets. But now and then, you get to banish someone or pose for a stamp.” 
  • “College is breaking my spirit. Every single day telling me things I don’t know, it’s making me feel stupid.”
  • “You don’t need shoes. In my day, we walked twenty miles in the snow just to get to our shoes.” 
  • “I wanna get the healthy glow of someone who consistently goes to the gym, without having to go to the gym, of course.” 
  • “I’m so damn lonely that Animal Planet doesn’t even do it for me anymore.” 
  • “Yeah, I’m fine. I’m great. It’s big, fat, happy sunshine day for me.” 
  • “I know, and I don’t like it when people are all up in my grill.” 
  • “Ever worry that if a bird flies into your head, it will never get out?”
  • “My life meant nothing until you used my toothbrush.”
  • “This thing we’re doing here, me, you, I’m in. I’m all in.” 
  • “And it’s so good to have someone to share this hate with.” 
  • “I just like to see you happy.” 
  • “I’ll make some coffee.” 
  • “I’m blubbering, you’re freaks.” 
  • “He’s a grown with an etch-a-sketch.” 
  • “See? He called me hot plates. He so likes me.” 
  • “It’s like my life isn’t even real to me, unless you’re there and you’re in it, and I’m sharing it with you.”