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BLACKWATCH WEEK | REGRETS/GUILT

I like to think that genji didn’t start off knowing english too well

also a bonus bc the idiots felt too guilty:

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip
-everything men tell you is a lie
-store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand
-pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones
-don’t lie to your doctor
-seriously don’t
-at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life
-you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one)
-you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time
-people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude
-never underestimate the power of new underwear

dipping my toes into the contributing part of the overwatch fandom, h ello
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A birthday gift to myself, promised to get some r76 done until then to justify buying the Reaper Statue 😭

anonymous asked:

Hey Michael um... Why player two?? Why not player one heh

After all those years, calling myself “Player One” just wouldn’t sound right? Like, I don’t know… it feels wrong, I guess.

Besides, as Player 2, at least I can promise that I’ll always have your back! You can count on me!