what is a glorestor aha aha h i doN T KNOW WHY WOULD I KNOW WHAT GLORESTOR IS [nervous sweating]
who’s the cuddler: glorfiNDEL AND HE IS LIKE TWICE ERESTORS SIZE SO ERESTOR IS JUST COMPLETELY ENGULFED IN 100% GOLDEN BALROG SLAYER AND THERE S NUTIN HE CAN DO ABOUT IT
who makes the bed: [hollow laughter]
who wakes up first: erestor gets 0% sleep on week days bc he goes to sleep the latest and wakes up the earliest bc of all his work (so hes always really careful not to wake up glorf, altho glorf gets up p early as well bc hes used to it, as a soldier)
who has the weird taste in music: glorfindel totally listens to weird first age tracks from gondolin and every time erestor complains hes jsut ‘THIS IS WHAT REAL MUSIC IS ERESTOR I CANT HEAR YOU OVER HOW GREAT IT IS’
who is more protective: glorf ofc he is 110% love and cuddles and fIERCE BALROG-SLAYING PROTECTION also he is scared something bad will happen again and he will lose erestor like he lost all his friends from gondolin oPPS I MADE AN ANGST
then again, erestor is also rly protective of glorflowerdel bc he still has nightmares about gondolin and balrogs and so shh babu its okay erestor is here
who sings in the shower: [GLORFINDEL YELLING FIRST AGE GONDOLIN SONGS]
who cries during movies: def erestor, he bawled like a baby during the fault in our silmarils
who spends the most while out shopping: ERESTOR CANNOT BE TRUSTED WITH HIS OWN MONEY HE WILL SPEND ALL THEIR FOOD MONEY ON CAT THEMED NOVELTY ITEMS, GLROFINDEL TAKE THAT MONEY AWAY FROM HIM
who kisses more roughly: bc glorfyloops is just so nice?? he is a natural born flirter (even though when he actually puts effort into flirting he is the most awkward little peach evER TO EXIST) and so erestor will just kiss him rly roughly and hiss at everyone. also when erestor is annoyed and glogfland is pestering him for kisses, hes just uGHH IM WORKING GO AWAY [KISSES HIM WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS AND SENDS HIM ON HIS WAY]. also glowfindoops just has rly gentle lips okay. shh gentle li[ps, gentle balrog slaying.
who is more dominate: erestor in the streets, glorfindel in the sheets
my rating of the ship from 1-10: ZERO OUT OF TEN THIS SHIP IS TRASH AND SO AM I
why does one direction have to release their damn songs at a stupid late hour…. like yes ofc i’m gonna listen to this shit but look i already stayed up till 4am the other day reading about jack mcqueen because of ur damn existence so do u really have to fucking do this
Episode 200 happens and all I keep thinking about is -
Sam making a tumblr account.
Sam getting sucked into the Destiel ship.
Sam taking pictures of Dean and Cas in secret, pretending they’re cosplayers for the internet (someone please write a fic about this, lol).
Sam being like “sorry Dean, can’t do a hunt on *insert date* I have to go to a convention. I’m a pretty popular blogger now, everyone at Destielcon wants to talk to me because I’m important” /out
Sam, Dean, and Cas going to a convention (because the Moose wanted to) where everyone from Becky to Episode 200 kids are there, like, fawning over them and showing them all the inappropriate art and fics. Sam’s into it, Dean is traumatized. Cas is kidnapped by the people who realize who he is and asked all kinds of invasive questions about his feels for Dean.
Sam writing cute little ficlets and then feeling bad about it because their real life sucks so bad.
Sam liking all the Destiel meta posts being like “Yuuussss! It all makes sense now!"
Sam getting mad when someone bashes his ship (Becky).
Taking more pictures of Dean and Cas and him with the Impala and shit until he becomes the most worshipped Supernatural blogger on tumblr for his cosplaying dedication. "We even put all the weapons in the trunk,” Sam posts, feeling normal and accepted for once when everyone comments lovingly on his picture (and its “obvious aesthetic inaccuracies,” which he then argues about passionately to justify).
Sam reading emotional, fluffy fanfic.
Sam writing after Swan Song what has happened and posting it as fanfic.
Sam getting caught by Dean and/or Cas with his Destiel blog open.
Sam not giving a shit about being caught because he’s all “IT’S CANON! NOT MY FAULT YOU DON’T SEE IT!” Before stomping off and leaving Dean and Cas like “Da fuck?"
I want it. I want all of this in fics. Do it. Do it now. If these fics exist, send them to me.