no it's not a ghost squid

???-BLAQUA [Black-Aqua]
-Ghost/Water
-The Sea Monk Pokemon
-Ability: Suction Cups - Serene Grace(HA)
-Dex: “This pokemon are often compared with monks due to their bald shapes, their calm attitude, and their low vocalizations that sound very similar to praying. Despite their calm nature, if this pokemon are disturbed they can stir the water creating devastating waves that will sink any ship, while they fixate themselves to the spot with their tentacles to avoid being swept away by the tides. ”
-Moveset:
    -Water Pulse
    -Ominous Wind
    -Whirpool
    -Twister

–>Evolves at lvl. 45<–

???-BLANKRAKEN [Blank/Blanco-Kraken]
-Ghost/Water
-The Cryptic Pokemon
-Ability: Levitate- Serene Grace(HA)
-Dex: “This solitary giants prefer to be alone, so they make their homes in the colds and unexplored waters of the far south, where they can be seen both under and over water, always swimming, even on air. If this pokemon is disturbed, it will grab any ship in its way with its large tentacles and drag it down into the ocean.”
-Moveset:
-Sig. Move: Cold Shower “The user shoots freezing water at its target. This may also leave the target frozen. If the opponent is Burnt, this attack will heal its condition”
   Type: Water
   PP: 15 (max 24)
   Power: 80
   Accuracy: 100
    -Octazooka
    -Shadow Ball
    -Wring Out

Random Markiplier quotes || Sentence meme
  • "FLOOF THE HAIR FOR POWER !"
  • "Love is blind ; I think that's what they say. That's what they say right? Love is something anyway. Love is strong, love is passionate... Love is apparently Candy Crush."
  • "JESUS BALLS AND ASS COCK!!!!!!!"
  • "GO AWAY! NOBODY LIKES YOU!"
  • "It's so peaceful and pretty I think I'm going to vomit."
  • "Hey lil' mama lemme whisper in ya ear..."
  • "Instructions not clear, got dick stuck in ghost."
  • "Oh I'm so boned!/We're boned!"
  • "Get your mind outta the gutter!"
  • "So... what about that?"
  • "Bing-bong! Bring it on!"
  • "Excuse me? 'SCUSE ME?!"
  • "AAHHH! IT'S A THINGY!!!"
  • "Squeeeeeeeeeaaak!"
  • "O-whoa-K balls? In my face? Did not request balls in my fa-"
  • "To infini-nope and beyond."
  • "Can we do it? No we can't! ...Maybe. I don't know, I'm not very committed to this decision, but whatever."
  • "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
  • "I want to dance like an epileptic squid on acid."
  • "F you in the A and have a nice day!"
  • "SHUT UP NURSE! I KNOW WHAT'S BEST!"
  • "Holy balls!"
  • "OH MY NARDS!"
  • "Oh my God, I am tripping balls right now!" -
  • "That's seven, now I just need to find one more and then open the door, get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur!"
  • "Balls to the wall!"
  • "I'm back at the red dildo! AGAIN!"
  • "Stork flies out of your vagina? Isn't that how it works? Just, "BWAKAAAAW!!!" and then all the sudden you had a baby! And a stork. Better feed that stork."
  • "What rhymes with axe? MORE axe!"
  • "Fwiffwow!"
  • "He is going to nibble on your giblets!"
  • "Don't be nibblin' on my giblets."
  • "WHEEEERE'S THE BLAAACKSMIIIITH?!?"
  • "Let me AXE you a question"
  • "I mean what's there to know? Comes out of the vagina like WHOOM BANG! Suddenly you got a baby!"
  • "So its da puun run!"
  • "SHUT UP, I'M HAVING A ROMANTIC SITUATION WITH A DINOSAUR! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!"
  • "EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR!"
  • "HAAA-BERSKY"
  • "I dunno if that's Masky or not but i'm just gonna call him the Lil' Douchebag!"
  • "No, thank you! I don't want any!"
  • "Shut up, nurse! I'm a doctor, of course I know what is best!"
  • "Ding-dong, damn it!"
  • "Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why...? So many times I ask this question... why?"
  • "Nope, nope, nope, nope"
  • "HEY SLENDY! YOU'RE AN A-HOLE! YOU'RE AN ASS!"
  • "Little piggy, no no! Little piggy, go home!"
  • "I'm just the greatest! And the smartest, the bravest, and the handsomest!"
  • "Helloooo, baaaayby! How YOU doin'?"
  • "Let's just nope off to Fuckthatville!"
  • "To be or not to F*CK OFF!"
  • "Hello? Anyone else want to dance? ...I'm great at the tango! ...And the macarena!"
  • "WHERE THE F*CK IS JOHN KEITH?"
  • "Why are there nipple penises?"
  • "You sunuva bitch"
  • "YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!"
  • "I knew they would stab me in the back... I'll just have to stab them in the back... I'll stab them in the butt... That's what I'll do..."
  • "Thor! I told thee to calm thine tits! Thine tits are very rambunctious."

anonymous asked:

Violet drifted into Maurice's room with a sick grin on her face. Being a ghost had its benefits, and going through walls was one of them. Her main focus was the green squid in the room. She giggled before speaking. "Mauriiiiice....."

He froze, entire body stiffening as his eyes drifted slowly to look over his shoulder in sheer terror… 

“… V… Vivi… ?”