no it says lettuce

wholesome, calm portable salad-bar au with @amazingphil & @danielhowell

rough sketch, as prompted by their second livestream

Do Something Bad, Too - Part 4

Pairing: Alpha!Bucky x Omega!Reader

Summary: It’s like every single Alpha on the planet won’t rest until they’ve confessed their eternal wish for you to mother their children, and it’s getting old. Luckily, that’s a problem Bucky might be able to fix.

Warnings: language, a/b/o dynamics, nsfw content (aka orgasms)

A/N: its finally here! sorry for taking like 30000 years but i got there in the end! happy new year, happy holidays, i hope everyone is well and i hope you enjoy this part!

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

When you were in the army, you decided that you would never, ever chose an Alpha as a mate. You were surrounded by the worst kind day in day out - and, sure, when you moved companies nobody knew you were an omega thanks to the suppressants, but that just meant they felt like they could say all their shitty opinions about omegas in front of you as if you wouldn’t be offended.

In your opinion, 99% of Alphas were pigs and had zero respect for you no matter how successful you were, or how many suppressants you took. The past few weeks, however, have made you seriously reconsider that percentile.

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EXO When They Get Hit On By Another Girl *Supermarket

A/N ~ I may or may not be doing a ‘Hit on’ thread with difference scenes and bands.

Scene - You and your boyfriend are next in line in the supermarket, but you forget to grab a tub of ice-cream. You turn to your boyfriend, who already guesses you’re going to leave them by your facial expression. “I forgot the ice-cream.”
“Y/n, no”
“I’ll be a minutes - promise, Just let me get it” you run off.
few seconds pass and your boyfrined is putting the items on the table to be scanned, however the cashier had other things in mind to scan.

XUIMIN
He calls after you to no avail. He huffs silently and put the groceries on the scanner.
The girl doesn’t even get a chance to speak to him as he tells her to wait a second so he can run to find you.
“Y/n!” you jump in your place and turn around to see minseok at the end of the aisle “Babe, hurry up”

Originally posted by secrethideoutme

SUHO
The girl inspects him quickley before beginning to flirt casually, “Are you new here? I don’t see you around often”
“No,” he looks up quickly to smile at the cashier, “My girlfriends apartment is around, maybe you know her”
“Um, I don’t think s-”
“Hey, there she is” his smile widen as he takes the icream from you to put on the scanner.

Originally posted by welltakeitslow

LAY
Automically looks for you when they call him up. He smiles politely at the girl and she greets him shyly. She calls over a co-worker to remind her of the code for lettuce.
“You’re really handsome” The coworker says trying to ignore the cashier, “Would you like to-”
“Oh look who came back” he says smiling over at you speed walking towards him
“Um, who-” The coworker begins to ask, trying to get back his attention, but its useless as soon his smile widens from seeing you.
You start explaining yourself as you walk up to him, “I didn’t know which flavor to get, but i figured we could mix them.” Lay doesn’t hesitate in peeking your lips quickly causing you to laugh at his sudden affectionate outburst, “Geez didn’t think you’d be this excited about ice-cream.”

Originally posted by e-xing

BAEKHYUN
Jokes with her for a bit but keeps mentioning you
“Theres a party I’m going to at 10, ”
“Oh I love parties” he says, causing the girl to smile as well
“If you’d like -”
“But I already have plans with my girlfriend tonight, raincheck?”
You get back on line smiling up at the cashier and apologetically at your boyfriend.
“Babe - she was wondering if we’d like to go to a party tonight”

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

CHEN
“Y/n!” you turn around as you hear your name being called. You automatically recognize who the voice belongs to an settle quickly on an icrecram, racing back to chen.
“What’s wrong? are you okay?”
“Yeah, The items are bing scanned”
“Don’t yell across the supermarket!” You chide him, seeing the girl still in shock by how far when’s voice could reach.

Originally posted by chenrrerorocher

CHANYEOL
Doesn’t even notice the girl talking to him.
“Hm?”
She giggles and repeats again, “You’re really tall”
“Oh yeah, i get that a lot” he shuffles his eyes to see when you’re coming back
“So my shift ends in an hour -”
“Oh that’s good for you! you must be tired, get home saftley then.”
you make your way back putting the tub of icecream on the scanner.
“I’m here”
“Yah! stop leaving me in line on the last minutes.”

Originally posted by dailyexo

D.O
Non-attentive enough for the girl to even get a word in.
She looks at him trying to catch his eyes, but kyungsoo is focused entirely on the itmes being scanned and then the computer that displays the price behind the girl.
“So how’s your night going?”
“Good, thank you” he says as if it were an automatic response. You come back and he looks over to you and finally smile, “I think that’s a new record.”

Originally posted by dokyunggie

KAI
You made sure to make it back quickly, but stop in your tracks when you saw your boyfriend still on line. You walk up to him and put the cream down on the basket that was on the ground by his feet.
“Did you let people pass you again, so you didn’t have to talk to the cashier?”
He smiles at you fondly, making you laugh as his obvious answer to your question.

Originally posted by intokai

SEHUN
He’s been grociery shopping with you before and already new to stay clear of this cashier.
“I swear, my girlfirend always does this.” He tells the cashier, while he hands her the grocieres out of the basket. “She’s so cute, it’s sickening” he jokes, hoping thats enough for her to get the hint.

Originally posted by sehunicorne


Masterlist

Request

BTS’s reaction to you starting a diet:

Jin: “But I wanted you to be a special guest on Eat Jin,” your boyfriend pouts (an impressive feat with his mouth full of food). He’s very against the idea of you going on a diet – who’s going to help him clear up all the food he can’t manage?

You raise an eyebrow, while he swallows and asks – “What? Do I have something on my face?”

“Just a little…” You reach across the table separating the two of you, and wipe some sauce from the corner of his lips, before popping your finger in your mouth.

Jin chuckles, “Isn’t eating that sauce against your diet?”

“It’s just sauce.”

“Sauce that’s high in fat and salt!”

“This is why you’re a rubbish boyfriend - making me break my diet. For shame!” You poke your tongue out at him.

Jin sighs. “Ah well, I guess if you’re on a diet now, that means more food for me. And I was going to order that ice-cream you like for the next episode of Eat Jin as well…”

That’s playing dirty! “You wouldn’t!” you scoff, knowing full well that he will, and that when you ask for a lick, just the tiniest taste – he’ll offer you the whole scoop - your favourite flavour too - and boom! there goes your diet, and all your good intentions. The worst part is – you won’t mind, because Jin’s kisses will taste that extra bit sweeter seeped in vanilla and strawberry ice-cream.

Originally posted by jeonsshi


Yoongi: Yoongi can tell something’s up. You’re being extremely quiet, and you haven’t touched any of the pizza on your plate. Jostled up beside your talkative friends, you’re like a lone grey cloud in the middle of a blue June sky.

Yoongi finishes off the crumbs on his own plate, then stands. “Well, I guess I’ll go wash up,” he says, “Y/N, do you wanna come help?”

You scrunch your nose at him, but follow him to the kitchen anyway, away from the busy chatter of your friends.

“Alright, what’s wrong?” Yoongi asks, when the two of you are out of earshot.

You fiddle with a loose strand on your sweater. “Nothing’s wrong.” There’s a moment of hesitation, and you pull at the thread a little harder, twisting it around your finger. “I just don’t want to eat too since I’ve -” The last part is mumbled.

“You’ve what?”

“…I’ve started dieting.” Your cheeks turn pink.

“Dieting?” Yoongi repeats, “Why?”

“I need to lose some weight.”

He shakes his head. “That’s simply not true. You’re the perfect weight, and I don’t want to hear you saying otherwise. I like you the way you are now.” He gives your arm a gentle poke. “I like this part.” He pokes your stomach. “And this part.” He moves up to your nose. “And this part. I like all of it. It’s all perfect.”

You blush, and bat his hand away. “Yeah, yeah… don’t get all mushy.” But when you go back to join your friends, Yoongi’s happy to see you tucking into a fat slice of pizza.

Originally posted by bangtannoonas


Hosoek: “Ugh…” That’s a sound you haven’t heard from Hoseok in a while – the sound he makes when he knows he’s fighting a losing battle against you. But he won’t give up without a fight - oh no! He’ll see a smile break through that perfected pout of yours, even if it means bringing out the big guns! An exaggerated eye-roll and a funny face secures his victory, and you can’t cap the laughter that fizzes up inside you - this is definitely the best way to deal with a couple’s quarrel.

“Stop that,” you bash playfully at his chest, and he bends over in feigned pain –

“Wow, Y/N, you’re so mean to me! And when I’m trying to help you out as well!”

It’s your turn to roll your eyes. “Hoseok, you stopping me from dieting isn’t going to help anything. I need to take better care of my health. You should be supporting this.”

He straightens up, straightens his face, and fixes you with a serious look. “Okay, I’ll support you – but only if you’re doing it for the right reasons.”

“I’m doing it to get healthier!”

“And you know that-”

“- that I’m completely gorgeous, with the perfect body, and that I don’t need to diet at all, and that you’re lucky to have me.”

He catches your face in his hands, palms pressing your cheeks softly, before he plunges in for a kiss. “Damn right.”

Originally posted by hoseokayo


Namjoon: “You dieting? Good one, babe.” Namjoon’s dimples deepen, his smile erupting into a fully-fledged laugh.

And then he realises you’re not joking. And his face falls. “Wait, really? You’re dieting? Why?” His mind kicks into overdrive, wondering, worrying about what could have caused this sudden decision. Before, you would have happily helped him finish off pizzas or ice-cream sundaes, but now you’re talking about empty calories and cutting carbs.

“I need to fix my figure,” you tell him, brow wrinkling into a frown.

Namjoon looks you up and down. “Babe…”

“What?”

His eyes trace your body a second time. “Babe.”

“What?” you demand again.

He shakes his head. “You do not need to get in shape. Your body is so sexy.”

“Sexy?” Your nose crinkles. “You think I’m sexy?”

“Unbelievably sexy.”

You consider this for a moment. Then – “Well… I guess if you think so, maybe I’m okay.”

“No, not just okay, but-”

“Sexy, right?” You finish his sentence for him, a glint in your eyes.

“Right! Sexy.” He purrs the word.

“Say it one more time.”

“Only if you promise to stop this talk of dieting.”

“Deal.”

“Sexy.”

Originally posted by myloveseokjin


Jimin: “But I bought all these biscuits for you!” Jimin gazes at the plate of cream-coated cookies in distress, then back up at you, his eyebrows furrowing. This isn’t how he imagined you accepting his date-night gift.

You grin sheepishly. “Sorry… I forgot to tell you I was starting a diet.”

“Can’t you leave it till tomorrow?”

Your mouth pops open in mock horror. “That would be cheating!”

“In all seriousness though, dieting’s no fun. Trust me, I’ve tried it before, and it didn’t make me any happier, or healthier.” Jimin’s mouth pulls down at the corners a little, before his usual smile returns. “Come on. Just one… they’re really tasty. Just take one.” As he says this, he picks up a cookie, and bites into it slowly, never breaking eye-contact with you. It’s a challenge. (Eat one! I dare you!)

You give in. Of course you do. It’s Jimin. Leaning towards him, you kiss some of the crumbs off the corner of his mouth, then, with the taste of sugar fresh on your tongue, you concede, “Maybe one or two couldn’t hurt.” A smug grin paints itself across Jimin’s face as you reach for the plate.

Tomorrow. You can start your diet tomorrow…

Or the day after that…

Originally posted by sugakookie


Taehyung: Taehyung doesn’t understand it. To him, you’re the most beautiful person he’s ever laid eyes on – you’re prettier than diamonds, and stardust, and wildflowers, and sunsets, and the pictures of waterfalls they stick on travel brochures. In short - you’re perfection personified. So, Taehyung can’t wrap his head around the idea of you dieting because you’re (quote) ‘so disgusting’.

It’s eating him up, knowing that you’re unhappy, and not knowing how he can fix it. All he can do is smile, and promise you that the voice in your head is lying to you. “But I never lie, Y/N. Not to you. Not about this.”

Still, your lips stay down-turned, eyes dull, not properly seeing him through your tears.

“Y/N…”

You wipe you eyes.

“Y/N, look at me.”

You blink a few times, and look up.

“Smile.”

You do. Despite all the negative thoughts that are bubbling around you, you manage to smile, and that’s all Taehyung needs to smile too.

“There, right there, that’s what perfection looks like.” He frames your face with his fingers, then slips his hands on down to your shoulders, looping around you and pulling you close.

Originally posted by bangtannoonas


Jungkook: “You’re what?” Jungkook cocks his head at you, looking like a confused puppy across the café table.

“Dieting…” you say past a mouthful of lettuce leaves, “Quit looking at me like that. I’m not speaking an alien language. D-i-e-t-i-n-g. Dieting.”

His head remains fixed in place, tilted to one side, the corners of his eyes scrunching up.

“Stop it!” You throw a napkin at him, which misses its target and floats down to the floor. You’re laughing, and he eventually breaks his gaze to chuckle as well.

“Okay, but seriously, why are you dieting?” His arms stretch across the table, reaching for your wrists as you bring another forkful of salad to your mouth.

A shrug is his answer. “I’ve just been feeling… I don’t know… ugly lately.”

“You don’t look ugly lately.”

Your eyes trail up to his. “You’re just saying that because you’re my boyfriend - you have to say nice things.”

“No way!” He leans further over the table, cupping your face in his hands, “Listen, if you want to diet for your health – fine. But I don’t ever want you thinking you’re ugly, because -  honestly! cross my heart and hope to die! - you are-” (he leans forward and kisses you) “- gorgeous.”

Originally posted by bwibelle


! none of the gifs are mine !

anonymous asked:

I just love your meta so much! It's refreshing to see someone who knows what they're talking about and using actual canonical evidence rather than emotion or made up headcanons. For a lighter question, where would you rate the foods of the four nations on a scale and which would you be interested in trying?

The Four Kingdoms’ Cuisine

Earth Kingdom: 9/10

The Earth Kingdom has a wide variety of food, including a dizzying array of sweets. From Kyoshi Island:

Aang: All right! Dessert for breakfast! These people sure know how to treat an Avatar!

To Omashu:

King Bumi: Heheh! The people in my city have gotten fat from too many feasts, so I hope you like your chicken with no skin.

And who wouldn’t want THIS cold drink in the middle of the desert?

Mmmm.

But there is a downside to these culinary delights–they’re just as stratified as the Earth Kingdom itself. If you’re poor, you’re more likely to dine on this:

Whereas the Upper Ring denizens have all the delicacies. (Unless Bosco gets first dibs.)

And if you’re in the produce business … it may be better to skip Ba Sing Se.

Still, the Earth Kingdom’s food is second to none. With the odd exception:

You’d be wise to secure an invitation to dinner.

Fire Nation: 7/10

Fire Nation fare is not for the faint of stomach. They prefer their food heavily spiced:

Deep-fried:

And meaty.

Though they, too, have an assortment of delicacies.

It’s too bad we never got to see that big fancy fruit tart that Mai ordered–with rose petals on top, no less! But we do know that the Fire Nation’s climate makes fresh fruit readily available …

… For better or for worse. 

Air Nomads: 5/10

We don’t know much about Air Nomad dishes, aside from the fact that they embraced vegetarianism. However, they must have had a bit of a sweet tooth:

A gooey center with hand-airbent whipped topping? Sign me up. As for the rest of the food, we’ll never know. But given Aang’s willingness to eat anything vegetable-related (even fishing lettuce out of the garbage), it’s safe to say he wasn’t raised with a refined palate.

Water Tribe: 3/10

Sorry, Water Tribe, and I’m the first to admit this is a matter of personal preference. But when blubbered seal jerky is the most appetizing thing on the menu, I’d just as soon cook at home. This is hardly the most mouth-watering feast we see in A:TLA:

Then there’s the stewed sea prunes, which even Aang balks at.

Or …  this delightful creature, from the Foggy Swamp Tribe.

No one misses Water Tribe food like the Water Tribe themselves! But for outsiders, it’s definitely an acquired taste.

Aang: I’d steer clear of the “sea prunes”.
Toph: I thought they were ocean kumquats.
Aang: Close enough.

Yet no matter which nation you travel to, there is always, always room for the most important part of each meal:

A cup of Uncle Iroh’s tea.

Iroh: The secret ingredient is love.

(Submitted by @goth2be453)

Lucy and I would like to say greetings from Colorado, USA!
She’s having some cheese, blackberries, romaine lettuce, thick cut oats, and plain applesauce for dinner tonight. :)

Have a nice day!!

Hi Lucy and Lucy’s warm tree! 😀🐸🐁😀

Voigt is most impressed by your magnificent feast! Please invite the Stickyfrogs to your next dinner party! 😊🐸😊

Voigt likes your happy eyes and your glorious pink ears! She sends you both a big kissie and a conference table of pats! 😀🐁🐸 

Ethan and Grayson dating a Hispanic girl would include

Originally posted by theligtningmoon

•Respecting any traditions you follow

•Loving when you spoke spanish

•”Y/N! Teach me how to talk Espanol!”

•Attempting to teach him Spanish, resulting in butchered words

•Him putting on “fiesta” music when you entered the car

•”I’m hispanic not in a Mariachi band.”

•Going to family reunions together

•”No you cannot wear a sombrero and a fake mustache to my parents house! It’s offensive.”

•”can i at least bring my maracas in?”

•Loving when you called him “papi”

•Defending you from any hate, from ignorant fans

•Loving your culture

•”Y/n! Let’s learn how to salsa dance!

•Teaching how to cook empanadas correctly

•Showing him how a “real” taco is made, not the “taco bell” shit he eats

•Loving when you danced for him

•”Y/N! You’re talking too fast i can’t understand.”

•“Pendejo”

•”Thank, you?”

•Always playing with your hair

•Dancing with you

•Him trying to cook for you ad it always ending in disaster

•”Lechuga baby.”

•”Why did you just say lettuce?”

•”I saw it meant I love you on insta!”

•“No it means lettuce.”

•Him being used to your loud nature

•Also loving you no matter what.

Hello, sticky buddies!! This is a frog that my brother became friends with. My brother came home from work one night and saw this little buddy. He named him Sanford, and he keeps the mosquitoes away. But my brother has since moved away, to another state. I think Sanfi4d misses him, because he comes back every night. :(

Hi Sanford! 😀🐸😊

Tiny is most impressed with your Excellent Manners!

He likes your lovely Lettuce Green Jacket and says thank you for doing such a good job of catching the mosquitoes!

Tiny sends you both an enormous Tiny hug! 🐸😀 

Soulmate! Taehyung Au

This is so bad omG I APOLOGIZE - admin nine


  • when you were little, your mother would tell you all the interesting stories behind the tattoos on your family’s arms.
  • For instance, you mom’s tattoo reads, “That drawing is as almost as beautiful as you.”
  • You loved the romanic stories of how soulmates met.
  • You loved romantic stories in general.
  • In fact, that’s all you wanted your mom to read you.
  • So you would start to believe that all first meetings between soulmates were romantic.
  • Until…. you could finally read.
  • Once you could actually read your tattoo, well…
  • Let’s just say “Could I have five sandwiches with just mayo and lettuce, a milkshake with a hash brown blended in, and a coffee?” wasn’t as romantic as you hoped.
  • In fact it wasn’t romantic AT ALL.
  • You were pretty embarrassed about your tattoo tbh.
  • So you always wore long sleeves and jackets to cover up your embarrassment.
  • Later on in high school, your mom no longer had spare money to buy you books or basic school supplies.
  • So you decided to get a job and started applying e v e r y w h e r e.
  • The only one you got accepted to was a fast food restaurant.
  • You had mixed feelings, wondering if you would meet your soulmate but at the same time anxious that your soulmate would be creepy or weird.
  • Nonetheless, you needed money and went to the job regardless.
  • Your first couple weeks were ordinary, with the occasional weird orders here and there.
  • But none of them were as bizarre as the one engraved on your forearm.
  • And it stayed like that for a couple months
  • You started to give up hope on finding your soulmate
  • That is until 6 months after you initially started your job.
  • You had been going about business like usual, serving a customer, until you heard a very familiar sentence from the next line over.
  • “Could I have five sandwiches with just mayo and lettuce-”
  • You never sprinted to whisper into someone’s ear so fast.
  • “PSST. MAYA COULD WE SWITCH CUSTOMERS FOR A SECOND?” -
  • “Uh but aren’t you in the middle of yo-”
  • “PLEAAAASEE, he’s my soulmate”
  • “… okay but you have a weird ass soulmate. At least he’s cute.”
  • She turned to your soulmate, stating “she’ll take your order,  sir” with the largest smile you’ve seen in 6 months.
  • “Okay so, um, could I get five sandwiches with just mayo and lettuce, a milkshake with a hash brown blended in, and a coffee, please?”
  • “Of course. But I hope you know half the people here are judging your life choices”
  • You looked up and gave him a small little smile, raising the sleeve on your arm and displaying your tattoo.
  • A large, toothy grin spread across his face.
  • He sorta looked like a puppy.
  • a v cute puppy
  • You went on break once he paid and started to get to know each other
  • His name was Taehyung and apparently those orders weren’t actually for him
  • “Oh thank god I thought you were on a weird diet”
  • It was actually for a bet to see which of his friends could each the most disgusting food.
  • Which honestly was pretty funny
  • Throughout your conversation Taehyung would complement you none stop
  • “Your eyes are really bold and pretty”
  • “Your smile makes me want to smile”
  • After a couple minutes his order is ready
  • It smelled awful.
  • “Hey, why is only the coffee normal?”
  • “The coffee? Oh this is mine. Oh one sec-Could I get a straw please?”
  • “Wait a minute, who tf drinks coffee with a straw.”
  • “I do okAy.”
  • Once he leaves you go back to work.
  • Only for him to rush back inside and give you his number.
  • “You should call me and stop by later to see my friends eat this crap.”
  • “Sure I would love to.”
  • “Great, now I can introduce my beautiful soulmate to them.”
  • And you’re left blushing like heck throughout the rest of your shift
  • Even though your tattoo wasn’t the most romantic, at least it was still memorable.

taniamirandaancona  asked:

Solangelo of course, number 25 and 31 pls❤

25. “Shut up and kiss me.”

-> done

31. “Are you jealous?”

“Are you jealous?”

Nico scoffed, “Of course not. Why should I be?”

“Are you sure?”

“Will, how many times do I have to tell you?”

“Nico, how many times are you going to deny?”

“I mean, sure she’s some cute little thing you’re giving all of your attention to but I’m okay with that. Yeah, you can spend all your time with your little ball of fluffy cuteness for all I care. Just ignore me here”

Will let out a soft chuckle. “So, you are jealous”

“I am not!” Nico glared before actually huffing “Okay, maybe a bit. Just a bit”

“Nico, she’s just a hamster. You know that I will always love you more right?” Will placed a playful kiss on Nico’s lips before giving his attention towards the hamster, giving her little belly rubs and ignoring Nico “So don’t be jealous”

“Easy for you to say” Nico frowned before taking a lettuce leaf from his salad bowl and offering it to the Hamster who actually decided that she liked the son of Hades.

“I see it now, aren’t you just adorable?” Nico gently took the hamster from his boyfriend and feeding her more lettuce leaves.

“Hey, I though I was the adorable one?”

“I changed my mind”

“Nicoooo!”