no internet no problem

I made a mp3 file with the live performances of radiohead at glastonbury because i’ve been trying to find them on the internet and the ones i downloaded have problems with the audio so i made one for myself… do you guys want it or not?

I am delighted to find out that there’s a new quality meme in Russia, the Wizard “Fwoosh” Cat, fwoosh [вжух] being the sound effect for the magic wand waving. 

The Fwoosh Cat can do great magic in your every-day life, good and bad all at the same time.

“Fwoosh, you’ve got insomnia”

“Fwoosh, you’re adopted”

“Fwoosh, and money is gone”

“Fwoosh, you’re expelled” next to a list of expelled pupils in a university

“Fwoosh, black ice”

Obligatory money fwoosh

“Cannot fwoosh on this page”

“Fwoosh, and you can fwoosh on this page”

“If you see this image, then it’s your lucky day. You’ve been visited by The Great Wizard Cat, the wisest of all wizard cats of the wizard cat school. A curse was laid on you, and it will turn your life into a nightmare. Only the wizard cat can lift the curse and once again make your life wonderful and full of magic”

Magical

i say “i’m seeing a therapist” and he takes a step backwards. why he wants to know. what happened. what made me like this, basically. what was the final step that pushed me safely into the side of scary people like them.

there’s a lot i think about. like how my illnesses effect me outside of the actual symptoms. like beyond the weight there’s a second river to drown in.

i mean we don’t talk about having to stare at employment papers where they ask you to self-identify your problems. that little bead of sweat that forms when you worry - what if i don’t tell them and i need help? what if i tell them and they think i’m a risk factor? what if they won’t give me the job?

we don’t talk about the way some people act when they find out. the ones who are rude about it are one thing. but then there’s those people you thought were your friends who act like you just told them you’re infectious. who become weird and distant and suspicious like a switch flipped. like if they get to close to you, you’ll give it to them.

we learn to be okay with things we overhear on the bus but we never get used to it coming out of the mouth of the people we love. we carry this secret with us like a rotted fruit, clutching it to our bodies. we’re ashamed of our scars in front of our boss. we don’t talk about our panic attacks during lunch breaks. when the cop pulls you over “i’m disassociating” isn’t an excuse we can open the page on. when you watch people make these ranting posts about how real friends always text back, how if someone loves you, they’ll find the time to spend. success stories make other people cry with inspiration while some part of your brain is saying you can’t do that, you’re not like them. things are uglier at the bottom. you can’t explain why you can’t just make friends. you can’t write because you’re depressed but when you’re depressed you write best. you can’t eat today and no don’t ask why please. nevermind taking the train. never mind trying to be happy. never mind reading books and watching movies and wondering where exactly are people like you in hero stories. i watch a video where a man tells me that being depressed is just a mindset. when i wear all black someone remarks i look particularly emo today. it’s 2017 does anyone say emo anymore, i ask her, and she laughs, “you just look like one of those fake-depressed girls.” okay.  

i don’t tell him my therapist is actually why things don’t happen anymore. why i’m getting a handle on it. my tongue feels swollen. i feel embarrassed talking about it. in the highest twist of irony, i think of how many people know my problems anonymously on the internet. i almost spill out all my troubles onto him. instead i tell him it’s just a precaution. that i think everyone should really see a therapist, they’re brain mechanics and we all need a tune-up now and then. he relaxes.

okay. okay. i’m sorry i’m one of them.

Reasons why you should play Poptropica:

1.) No member vs. Non member bias crap. You don’t ever feel obligated to use real money in the game and can get along perfectly without it.
2.) You don’t have to socialize with everyone else. The other people are in one room per island, and you aren’t required to go there.
3.) The puzzles they give you are fun and can actually get difficult in parts.
4.) You can meet your future self.
5.) You can become a master ninja and ride a water dragon.
6.) Only game where your a badass super spy dressed as a world-traveling, panromantic, journalist while simultaneously being the star of a game show/superhero/ghost hunter/vampire hunter/Demi God (amongst other things) while being named something incredibly stupid like Lucky Panda or something.
7.) All the islands area super fun and will have you obsessed until you finish them (except for Skullduggery because it takes way too much grinding for gold).
8.) One of the villains is a scientist in a pink bunny suit.
9.) There’s a robot owl that you will become more attached to than some family members (seriously, when he gets shot bloodlust levels rise).
10.) Completely free to play on PC and free to download on Google Play and Apple Store (so if you have a windows phone then your stuck depressed like me).
And thus concludes why you should play a game that kids in your second grade class probably played. Enjoy friends!

That fucking moment when...

you find another tumblr blogger who loves EXACTLY the same stuff as you do and you know you guys would make good friends but you are to shy and/or socially awkward to talk/write to them

Dorky Otp Prompts

‘I caught you dramatically singing to your cat that laid on you stomach and it was honestly the cutest thing I’ve ever seen’

‘I saw you rollerskating and I thought ‘that person is cool’ but then you crashed jesus are you okay’

’I found you in the kitchen at 3 AM taking apart our cabinets with a crazed look in your eye ‘cause apparently you thought you heard a mouse are you insane what was tHAT’

‘You made a ‘pun jar’ it’s like a swear jar except every time i make a bad pun i have to put in a dollar looks like we almost have enough for a new aPUNment-fine ill put another one in’

‘I work at a pet shop and everyday you come in on your way to work and pet every single animal here you are the purest soul™ I’m so in love’

'Me and my friends are such memey shits and they made me send you one of those 'send your crush without context’ thing problem is you don’t use the internet much and don’t understand and I’m so embarrassed’

'Our parents work for rival companies and they don’t know we’re friends well my dad pissed me off the other night wanna pretend we’re dating and do like cute stuff in front of him to get on his nerve?’

'We’re at a karaoke bar and you went up as a joke but the lights are hitting you so perfectly and your voice is so angelic and wow I think I’m in love.’

'You had this giant ass ice cream but you were so excited that you dropped it and I’ve never seen a sadder person in my life please let me just buy you a new one’

'We keep awkwardly running into each other and people have started to ship us and I kinda like you ahaha oh god I need to stop blushing’

People that say the romance in Wonder Woman was too “in the spotlight” must have been watching another movie entirely because my god no it was not. It was a decent part of the movie, yes, and to that I’d say there are hundreds of action movie dude leads that get love interests, why shouldn’t Diana? But it wasn’t the main focus: it wasn’t “love story with a war background” it was “war story with a woman discovering what Man’s World has been doing, with romance and friendship found along the way”.

And besides that, the love interests in those male action movies are more often than not poorly fleshed out trophies for the dude to “win”; what we got in Wonder Woman was several hundred thousand miles better than that. I really wish I understood what the problem with it is, because I’m not seeing it.

If you can’t distinguish fiction from reality or you think other people can’t then I’m sorry but this isn’t our problem. If you choose to be bitter about something other people don’t have a problem with, then go away. Turn off the internet.

hydrasprincess  asked:

Was hältst du davon, dass viele "Stars" so angehimmelt werden?

Ich find’s schrecklich. Dieses Unterscheiden zwischen “Stars” und “normalen Menschen” ist so fern von allem, was ich für richtig halte. Das ist mitunter einer der Gründe, warum’s mir so unangenehm ist, auf der Straße angesprochen zu werden. So häufig hab ich das Gefühl “von unten” angeschaut zu werden; als würde ich auf einem Thron sitzen, nur weil ich ein bissle Reichweite im Internet habe. Das Problem dabei ist halt, dass diese Illusion in allen Medien aufrecht erhalten und gleichzeitig von so vielen angestrebt wird. Ich hab auch früher geglaubt, die Menschen im Fernsehen seien etwas besonderes, weil jeder über sie gesprochen hat, als würden sie nicht in der selben Welt leben wie wir. Dabei sind wir doch alle der gleiche Klumpen Fleisch in verschiedenen Situationen.

Finally, I received an email from @valiantschool They apologized to me and paid the usage fee.
I’m a professional photographer, and (fortunately) have an influence on Instagram. It helped to solve the problem.
There are many similar problems on internet. I sincerely wish that all of the creators be respected.
Thank you all for your comments and encouragements. You guys are best!
( I will archive last 4 posts in few days )
Photo credit @mitsuru_wakabayashi

Overly Analytical Problem #22

Internet browsing goes something like this…

Look up the water to rice ratio for dinner…

Come away knowing exactly how to harvest heirloom asparagus seeds…

Among 100 other new things…

You have fallen down the rabbit hole of miscellaneous fact finding…

An die Männer Welt !

DURCHLESEN!

Den größten Fehler den Männer in einer Beziehung machen ist, Sie sind nie zufrieden mit der Frau die Sie erobert haben. Du hast die eine Frau die dich so liebt wie du bist, sie weint um dich, sie ist für dich da ob in Guten oder schlechten Zeiten. Sie weint vor dem schlafen gehen wenn ihr euch gestritten habt, egal wie wenig Geld sie hat, an Geburtstagen versucht sie dir den schönsten Tag zu machen und egal wie leer der Kühlschrank ist, sie Zaubert dir ein Essen. Du spürst wie sehr sie dich liebt. Und obwohl du scheinbar alles hast, lässt du dich verführen.. Da kommt eine Stimme in deinem Kopf, “Ach die liebt dich so sehr die wird es eh nicht checken, wenn du dies oder das machst.” So gehen Sie auf Partys, gucken andere knapp angezogene Frauen an, die vielleicht einen schöneren Körper haben als deine Freundin, und Sie fangen an zu zweifeln.. Sie lassen uns manipulieren, Sie betrinken sich und flirten mit Frauen die niemals das Wasser reichen könnten. Sie lassen sich manipulieren auf Facebook von schönen Profilbildern anderer Frauen, lassen Sie Manipulieren von Single Freunden die ihnen einreden “Ach es kommen noch bessere lass erst mal Leben genießen”. Deine Freundin findet es heraus. Sie schreit dich an, verflucht dich, anstatt dich zu verbessern, hältst du dich für den King auf den die Frauenwelt nur gewartet hat, du verlässt sie, weil du dir in deinem von der Gesellschaft Manipuliertem Kopf denkst. “ Ich lerne eh eine bessere Kennen, bin noch Jung und hab alle Zeit der Welt. Ich scheiß auf sie ” du hast mehrere Monate dein Spaß, vielleicht Jahre.. Doch an deinem Geburtstag: wo ist der Anruf der dir sagt “Ich liebe dich, habe einen schönen Tag mein Schatz.” Wo ist die Frau die an schlechten Tagen bei dir war, als niemand Zeit hatte? Wo ist jetzt die Frau die das in sich trug, das du nirgends mehr findest? Wo ist die Frau die dir einfach so was zu essen in die Arbeit gebracht hat ?? Wo ist die Frau die dir den Rücken frei gehalten hat, als alles um dich herum Zerbrach?

Denkst du das macht irgendeine von den Frauen die dich von einem “1000 Gefällt mir Profilbild” anlächelt" für dich? Wo sind die Anrufe wenn es dir schlecht ging : “Schatz soll ich dir was vorbei bringen? Alles gut bei dir?” Denkst du das macht eine von denen die Du auf den Datingapps kennenlernst? Für diese Menschen bist du nur eine flüchtige Bekanntschaft, nur ein Gesicht mehr das ihnen im schnellebigen Internet begegnet..
Du hast Probleme und Sorgen mit wem willst du reden? Den schönen Profilbildern und den Flirts aus den Clubs bist du und deine Probleme egal, deiner Frau warst du niemals egal…

Männer lasst euch nicht “verführen” von Frauen die nicht mal den Schatten eurer Frau wert sind, lass euch nicht von Single Freunden Manipulieren, die nicht Wissen können, wie wundervoll deine Frau ist…

Vergiss nicht, den Diamanten von dem du gerade deinen blick abwendest, um Steinen hinterher zu gaffen, er könnte der letzte sein der dir in deinem Leben in die Hände gelegt wird.. Pass auf ihn auf…