no im not going to shoot you

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ariana grande throughout 2016; “If you’re going to rave about how sexy a male artist looks with his shirt off, and a woman decides to get in her panties or show her boobies for a photo shoot, she needs to be treated with the same awe and admiration. I will say it until I’m an old-ass lady with my tits out at Whole Foods. I’ll be in the produce aisle, naked at 95, with a sensible ponytail, one strand of hair left on my head and a Chanel bow. Mark my words. See you there with my 95 dogs.”

random bios

c stewrtz 

  • do not be worried about what people think of you
  • when it’s over, leave.
  • im such a sarcastic bitch
  • go ahead. do your worst.
  • im senseless
  • too fucking cute for this
  • enjoy the silence
  • everytime you smile at me i fall in love over and over again
  • it’s awful to want to go away
  • no words can explain the way i miss you
  • my heart talks about nothing but you
  • i cant and i dont to want see another thing
  • millions of stars in the sky, but all i wanna do is stare into your eyes
  • is there no way out of the mind?
  • they say i act like i dont give a fuck, i tell them im not acting
  • if you think of pulling the trigger, keep in mind that I could still shoot first
  • three word story: pain changes people
  • i don’t need a Valentine, i need Valentino
  • i’m all yours i got no control
  • lets do what we love and do a lot of it
  • have the courage to follow your heart
  • i’ll never be good enough at anything
  • i like the storms, they let me know that even the sky scream sometimes
  • you can dye your hair, buy new clothes, you can change your shoes, rearrange your nose but it don’t change the fact that you’re ugly on the inside
  • i don’t wanna be your friend, i wanna kiss your neck
  • if you never shoot i’ll never know

ok so linus has been going crazy the past few nights because a black cat has been going around our backyard

i finally got a pic of him and it’s probably the most ‘cryptid’ thing i’ve ever seen like holy shit

no wonder linus was all fluffed, it’s because our house is starring in paranormal cativity: the feline phantom

Keith focuses on targets and only targets on the battlefield. he knows how to sneak up on his opponent and where the exit is that’s all that goes through his mind when hes fighting. 

Lance focuses more on the field rather then the targets themselves (has to when using a gun otherwise he’ll shoot his team mates or miss a opportunity to take out a lot of enemy’s in one go)

Keith and Lance thrive on single target mission’s while they have a distraction in place and each other covering their weaknesses- they are NOT the ones to rely on to cut down a base with their bare hands through pure physical strength. Their who you bring if you need to get in quick take something and get out, or missions involving stalking single target’s and moving through a base quietly

at the moment they bicker loudly during missions but still are able to do their job well, in the future they should learn each others signal and how close = if the other can hear them Vs if the enemy can hear them but at the moment they are the barely effective stealth team. 

their honestly both much better at there jobs if shiro or hunk is pulling off a distraction/providing a extra shield and stable force. Hunk more for distraction and Shiro for bodyguard mostly because the two are quick little bastard’s and hunk cannot keep up, can chuck them both at once across a room if he wanted but catching them is like catching a cat that your trying to give a bath that hates water.  I mean they both like hunk but they usually dont agree with him/think he’s being scared with most his trying to hold them back

Neither is better or worse then the other. They both just have their separate strengths and weaknesses when it comes to combat. 

Lance and Keith are both impulsive

Lance and Keith are both intelligent, strategic mind’s

They just thrive under different circumstances and environments and have weaknesses that can be covered by the other and or another member of their team. 

If I see ONE more post defending one’s intelligence and strategy while turning the other into a impulse driven bag of dicks and asshole’s I will make loud sounds resembling that of a pissed of cat and or a dying fish

A DYING FISH

  • what she says: im fine
  • what she's thinking: HOW do kids even GO to columbine?? like as a school?? how do u go to a school where you KNOW something like that happened?? a PlAcE oF lEaRnInG. i see pictures of the cafeteria today and u what? u EAT in there? that's a THING that people DO? do u just GO to the library and check out a book??? how do ur mornings even happen like bye mom im off to just another day at my borning old regular high school, COLUMBINE. u walk past the spot where rachel was killed just like, gossipping with ur friends abt boys and teachers?? like oh hey, meet u by the memorial after school?? and ur sitting in class and what? ur paying attention?????? shit i was afraid there'd be a shooting at MY high school and people go to COLUMBINE??? like HOW??? its amazing, it amazes me!! i know its not most kids choice, but like??? bravest motherfuckers i know of, wtf

sayabenz  asked:

Hey there! Since I'm currently "sick" , can I have a sick!fic ?

So I sure hope you feel better considering it’s been a week since you sent this…but apparently you’re contagious bc guess who’s sick now 

also 

i assume you meant andreil? bc i (as of late) write mostly andreil? if not just shoot me another ask with which ship you were referring to and i’ll write them too lol 

Edit : it’s been a month, neither of us is sick, Andrew’s been sick for a month in my drafts, I’m sorry. 


He couldn’t breathe. 

His nose was congested and his throat burned and his chest ached.

He was miserable. 

“Neil” His voice came out sounding nothing like it usually did. He sneezed, groping around the bedside table for the box of tissues. He sneezed again. Pause. And twice more for good measure. “Ugh…”

“You called?” Came Neil’s voice from where he was leaning against the doorjamb of their room. 

“I’m dying. Do something.” Came the raspy reply.

Neil smiled, drama queen. “Soup sound good?”   

Andrew didn’t answer but for shuddering once, and sinking further into his mountain of pillows. 

Neil let out a short laugh and made his way to the kitchen. It wasn’t even 10 minutes later that he heard a faint, “Neil…” come from their room. 

Neil furrowed his brow, that was weaker than a few minutes ago. 

“’Drew?” 

Andrew was shivering. 

“Damn.” 

Uncontrollable muscle spasms never felt good, and they looked even worse. Neil made his way to Andrew’s side. He pulled the sheets farther up over Andrew and placed a hand on his shoulder blade. 

“…dying. Do something…” 

“There’s not much I can do, ‘Drew. I’m making you that soup, just hold on.” 

Neil left a second time, this time Andrew didn’t call him back. 

When Neil walked back in with a mug full of chicken soup, the comforter had been thrown on the floor and a window was cracked open. 

Neil raise a brow, “It’s 20º out.” 

“It’s hot.” 

Neil sighed, he handed Andrew the mug and placed the back of his hand against Andrew’s forehead. “…and that’s a fever.” 

“Fuck off, I don’t get fevers.” 

“You said the same thing when I said you were sick, dumbass.” Neil smiled at his stubborn (read: idiotic) boyfriend.

“That’s because I don’t.” 

Neil sighed, “Sure thing.”

“Don’t mock me.” 

Neil smiled wider, “I’m gonna run to the store and get some medicine. Don’t do anything stupid.”

“How can I, you’re taking all the stupid with you.” 

Neil barked a laugh, “Prove it by not doing anything stupid, then.” 

Andrew lifted a finger at Neil, “I will kiss you.” He threatened. 

Neil grinned, his nose scrunching, “Bring it on, babe.” 

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“It’s a mushroom that glows WHY DO YOU KEEP LOOKING AT THESE THINGS. WHO CARES IT’S A GODDAMNED MUSHROOM JUST TALK TO SOMEBODY, SHOOT SOMETHING, I’M GOING OUT OF MY MIND HERE”

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Bungo Stray Dogs - The old Soukoku

NEXT BUNGOU SEASON!!! :D They animated the Light Novel! m so happy!

Way before we fell into SERVAMP hell we finished our cosplays for Bungo Stray Dogs. And we had a really fun shooting with @rythme ! <3

So this two photos are taken by her. Thank you very much for taking your time and being such an awesome person! <3 Special thanks go to her love Yuzu! Cause she helped a lot and is responsible for our Servamp flash. :D

I want to see you guys again soon!

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Costumes are selfmade~

oh my god my hands are shakign rn 

so work was bad yesterday and this happened and i just had to tell u guys somewhere im sorry im scremaing???

yesterday i watched three men die because one man sneezed in a room full of blood and shit and light.

no. it gets worse.

today 3 more go in and theyre holding these like super cheap mops, like this place cant afford anything better. it just made me fucking depressed like i don’t even get union pay and u make me use these mops??? like what????

. Yesterda, I watched a man I admired just like shot. because he left some chick a flower. like im literally screaming rn how can you do that?? all it was was like?? a flower and u shoot him?? im??

 Today, she doesn’t remember, and three halls down I can hear her screaming. (Im literally screaming rn))

and then the day before that i watched a group of soldiers like… they have to like shoot their own coworkers because of zombies and i was like wtf how is this real??? bjut its real i watched it if you dont believe me!1!!

. Today, we test another sample, this time on children. im criyng

so then like another day last week, as if this isnt’ bad enough,, I watched five men and women gunned down in an abandoned factory no one cares about. (I know no one cars about it b/c i was there okay,,, i saw,,)

 Today, it happens again and again. Every eleven seconds. Forever. ((9(can u imagine???))0

and like to top this all off it just keeps piling up., I watched a man sit comfortably in a nice armchair, sipping scotch and laughing as he ordered a woman to simply stop breathing and then today he gets the day off of work detail for good behavior like what?? is wrong with this place???. I watched hundreds of ppl in orange jumpsuits herded like animals into empty rooms that filled with gas and firebut then the next day hundreds more are told they have a chance for a lighter sentence, and a chance to serve their country (lmfao rite) like what?? does that add up??? no it does not .

so then like all this got to me in my mind and i was like okay this needs to stop. theres no way im the only one that sees like how fucked up all this is?? so i told my coworker, i took them to the side in the break room and i whispered in their ear and i was like look, yesterday i watched the world nearly die in a thousand thousand terrible ways. sometimes we would have had the time 2 scream. ive gotten used to it okay?? today u and i are alive to write about it.

and like they woldn’t listen to me they were like fuck u ur not the ethics committee i dont care. so i blocked them . ,

but here’s the thing like????? you want happy endings???? fuck you honestly???? they dont happen here like. You’re alive to read it. isnt that good enough. god help us all honestly 

so then heres the thing, this morning in the break room i was like, i told that to my coworkers to try to get them to see my side and they all listened and i was like holy shit im a martyr. so then i said really loud i was like “secure. contain. protect” and they all like nodded b/c they agreed and i felt better u know??? like im glad i could move these ppl. then the whole break room clapped

Reylo Discussion

Originally posted by magicalelvenpotatocat

Just stares deeply into her soul. Maybe into her mind. Not even taking the chance to kill her.

Originally posted by the-garbage-chute

He is in so much pain, but yet he has to have one more look at Rey..Before he sees her again in the future..


Originally posted by starwarsgethyped

It pisses me off when people say Kylo was trying to kill Rey– that was not happening at all.I don’t get it. I don’t. In a visual story book Kylo says that he doesn’t want to kill Rey. There you go antis. It’s a canon book too. And questions about the book has had a response from Rian Johnson, who said it is canon material. I’m sure you’ve all gone through this situation where some idiot says “Kylo tried to kill Rey!” In this gif above he’s just trying to disarm arm her somehow, and most of the fight he’s *defending* himself. Many people go to the scene as when Kylo threw Rey into the tree with the Force. Again, this was only a defensive come back. Rey was the one *posing as a threat* and was not leaving without a fight. She was trying to *shoot* him. Because I mean.. She’s mad. And emotionally unstable right now. She calls him a monster, which has to hurt. And it does, when he says “Han Solo can’t save you” his voice cracks, and you can just tell he’s more than upset. He’s devastated. He then punches himself which takes an emotional toll in Rey. The sight makes her… Upset. And pain makes him stronger in the Force of the Dark side. And I’m sure that killing her was not in his mind for him to kill her, or even fight her. Maybe-but only to see how she fights. Who knows. Kylo wants to teach her. And when he was leaning over her, speaking in this beseeching voice that she needs a teacher and he wants to show her the ways of the Force. That was not: I WANT TO KILL YOU!!! It was I don’t really want to kill you.And while she connected with the Force, he just watched with that intense gaze. (The first gif) Wtf. ( I LOVE IT) What baddie does this to the enemy? And something that hits me is why did Rey close her eyes and not do anything for a long moment when this ‘monster’ is hovering over you, breathing heavily, waiting for your next move. Maybe even a response like: “Yes, I’ll let you be my teacher… But under one condition…” (I wish, and he wished too) Does or did Rey trust him in that moment or did she know that he wouldn’t kill her? Did she think this was some sort of game? And when Rey was defusing his lightsaber–oh my– they were holding each other’s arm. Like Rey is defusing the Dark. Maybe this symbolizes when the Dark side is destroyed?You’d think they’d just slash at each other’s faces and cut their hands off or something like that if they *both* truly hated each other. They don’t- especially Kylo. But no–faces close together, holding on to each other.Like..it looked like they were going to freaking kiss (I WANTED IT TO HAPPEN SO BADLY) while Rey defuses his lightsaber. I think Kylo just gives up and lets her.He was just too weak, Rey was burning his energy. He has been deeply injured, physically and emotionally. It’s almost like they know each other, two ‘enemies’ fighting in this snowy white forest as the base is about to explode and their staring into each other’s eyes and holding arms. They’ve only just met, and there having this sexual ambiance going about. And when Rey leaves, as the ground separates them, they share this deep glance. And it almost looks like Rey is sorry. And Kylo isn’t even freaking mad. HES NOT MAD AT ALL!!! OMG!! Rey sees that. His face is like ‘ I’m sorry’ ‘come back, save me’ That glance means so much, like we’ll see each other in the future. (Reylo has already started guys. It’s sure going to pick up again in Episode 8, and *there going to have an interesting relationship moving forward) Rey looks like she really regrets slashing his face, after all she was tempted in the Dark sides powers. And ahem… Don’t forget that Rey looks back, when she is about to go on the Falcon, she quickly*looks* back- to see if he is alive, being taken away. If she didn’t give a damn, she wouldn’t of bothered to look back. BUT SHE DID. In TFA novel it is said that his men are their and taking him. Also in the TFA novel Snoke says to Ren that he has compassion for her. It’s canon material and his compassion for her definitely shows. He has a dark obsession for her. And the thing is, this fight relates to Obi-Wan and Anakin. Which is very interesting. That’s another day, another post, to explain that one…

To the Four of Us (Part Six)

lol guys why do i always post at 3:30am. ANYWAYS, the fun continues with the Hammy college AU shenanigans. As per usual, PLS PLS shoot me a message / like / reblog if you enjoyed the chapter. 

words: 2,147

warnings: swears

tags: @heythereitsloey @anitheunicorn @newyorkyoucanbeanew @lafbagxette

all chapters: x

A/N: angst!!!!and fluff!!!!!

soundtrack song: Collar Full - Panic! At the Disco

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A cliff note version of Reimu’s “canon” DPOE timeline. I’ll expand on things, write drabbles, move things around, ect. eventually, but with all the info out here we go kids, the:
                    “How the Hell Did Reimu End Up In This Mess In the First Place ???” 

Post. 

 – Gensokyo is a land of Fantasy. A “Paradise for Both Humans and Youkai", a realm which does not really exist, at least not in a logical way humans can truly comprehend. It is not unlike Wonderland, a separate realm connected to this world ( the Outside World, the real world, the world of humans, OUR world ) and can only be entered by very specific means.
– Reimu Hakurei is the Shrine Maiden of this land, and she will do anything to protect it. For it is her job to maintain its delicate balance. The Outside World and their going ons is NOT her problem, she is GENSOKYO’S shrine maiden first and foremost.
– But still, Gensokyo is reliant on the continued existence of the world outside it’s Illusionary Boundary; Fantasy can’t exist without Reality; if the world outside where to be destroyed, Gensokyo would fall with it.
Yukari Yakumo ( @deadlyfantasia ) is a powerful Youkai Sage which watches over Gensokyo and protects its boundaries. She is too a frequent traveler of the Outside World, and keeps her eye on the events which take place there. She found out rather quickly about the chaos of the human’s world ending, a apocalypse started by a certain strange bear @desbearer​ ( # thanks based monokuma ) and as soon as the youkai figured out this wasn’t simply a normal human war ( she had seen plenty of those before after all ) as soon as she realized the Outside World was at the threat of being completely destroyed: she took action. For she would NOT let Gensokyo fall because the humans outside of it decided to all up and die.
– So, she came up with a plan. A mission for Gensokyo’s shrine maiden, the one person Yukari KNEW she could count on in a situation like this: Go outside of Gensokyo, fight with the humans who live there, HELP THEM, help the Outside World STABILIZE, help humanity not get WIPED OUT. If she could do that, Gensokyo would be SAVED. In the meantime, Yukari would stay within Gensokyo and help defend / protect it ( strengthen the boundaries, work her powerful magic to try to keep Gensokyo as functional as possible while the whole endeavor sorted itself out ) Confident the Red-White would surely be of help to the humans dealing with the chaos outside.
Reimu joins up with Concordia ( both out of Yukari’s insistence and her own morals ) and helps them fight back, helps them in anyway she can. Despite herself, she makes friends. ( Adrien @mcncheri and Kirigiri @kyoukokiwigiri in particular ) and despite herself she grows to care for them. ( “Maybe once this is over I can show them Gensokyo I just need to help them, save their home just like how I’m working to save my own” )
– She eventually gets a tattoo of the cause, ( on her mid back, between her shoulder blades ) and soon enough Reimu becomes as wholeheartedly invested in Concordia’s success as she is in her personal mission to help secure Gensokyo’s safety.
– Cue Monokuma fucking everything up and throwing them into Murder Disney
– Cue 6 chapters worth of bs she had to go through
– And once she’s out, she finds out that the Outside World ( for better or for worse ) is stable enough that Gensokyo is no longer in any danger of ceasing to exist. She can go home, she can put all this behind her ( she can try to ignore the voice in the back of her head telling her she is just running away. What would her friends think if she just ran back home and left their world in ruins ruled by a tyrant and a deranged self proclaimed queen ? )
– But… her job isn’t to PROTECT the Outside World is it ? She is GENOKSYO’S shrine maiden, everything she has done and will continue to do is for the sake of her HOME, for the place she misses with all her heart. For Reimu Hakurei above all other things has and will always be, The Shrine Maiden of Paradise.

IMAGINE

Camping with them and their favorite thing to do with you.

LEONARDO

I imagine his favorite thing to do with you is setting up the tents. Watching you peer at the instructions, bringing it away and then closer to your face as you mumble abt how “this is bullshit I already used the long bendy rods.”

This is second only to ditching his brothers to go swimming with you at dusk and watch the sunset just above the water with you close.

RAPHAEL

HIKING. EXPLORING. He looves to do this with you. Alone is preferable, but he won’t shoot down an offer to see you get hyped over your surroundings and annoy the hell outta his brothers with your over-enthusiastic; “LOOK at this FUCKING ROCK it looks like Leo. Leo doesn’t this look like you? Raph, baby tell ‘im it looks like him"

“Oh it’s him alright. Only, a lot more handsome.”

MIKEY

Cooking for the fam. He doesn’t want anyone’s help, except for yours. Of course, he will get yelled at for constantly neglecting the eggs in favor of coming up behind you to kiss on you.

Many a morning have been deemed poptart mornings because of it. And lets not mention when he accidentally hits you with some food. You thought Mikey was a fierce food-fight champion? Honey you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

DONATELLO

Like Raph, he likes to explore. But, one of his favorites is just finding a spot away from the others, setting up your tent and spending long hours in there, just talking. Of course, it goes without question he enjoys catching fireflies with you. He enjoys seeing the look of wonderment on your face and how the light of the bugs glow just lights up your face.

APRIL

Fishing. April will sometimes rock the boat on purpose just so you’ll hold onto her. She has the boy chase fish into your area so you can catch them. She always loves seeing how happy you get. It its so cute when you put fish back.

“Okay you have to go back, your too tiny, too pure to be eaten yet. Go, go be free. Say hi to the family for me, and sneak in a good word for me, I’m having your uncle harry for dinner.”

“I wanna tell you a story about the time that there were three ogres, right? And I got punched so hard I almost died. You were sitting up in some weird laser just shooting flasks willy-nilly and Travis was ripping the arms off of robots and I got punched so hard I almost died. I’m not gonna go toe-to-toe with a crab while you’re armed with a terrible Scottish accent and Travis doesn’t even have his shield! I’m out!

HOLD UP

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT ONE TIME DREW SHOT THE TERRORIST THAT WAS GOING TO SHOOT LIAM. IF DREW DIDNT SHOOT THE TERRORIST LIAM WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD. DREW WOULDNT DIE. ALEX WOULDNT HAVE BEEN FRAMED. MIRANDA WOULDNT HAVE BEEN SHOT. CLAYTON WOULD BE ALIVE. NATALIE WOULD BE ALIVE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

dad kogane: alright I should probably make sure my kid will survive before I leave forever, but what would be easy and quick to teach a five year old…

(later)

dad kogane: and thats how you use a can opener to open the can of yum yums, now do you remember what to do if the government comes

toddler keith:(swipes knife once) stab!

dad kogane: good boy! now go read those adult level books I got you on pretty much every suject ever that I think will bennifit you Im going to go out and get more canned food, heres some emrgency money I’ll be back (fingers crossed behind back)

toddler keith:(giggles happily) ok daddy

(even later, somewhere in space)

dad kogane :(whistling, enjoying life)

Keith: (runs past in full armor pidge under his arm, completely missing the fact he ran past his dad, galra shooting at him from behind)

dad kogane:….was that-

red lion:(right behind him, growling and totally noticing dad kogane and recognizing him from the time red saw keiths mind scape)

dad kogane: crab baskets