no idea where i got this from

I was the Baladin in a game where we were trying to stop Tiamet from being summoned by a dragon cult.  We entered this forest full of spider webs and were attacked by giant spiders.  That’s when I got a brilliant idea.

One of our party members was being drug off by one of the spiders, so I cast Elemental weapon on my sword, and use fire.  I know Spider webs are usually easy to burn through so I attack the webbign to get to my friend.

Me: I hack at the webbing with my flaming sword.

DM: OK, the webbing bursts into flames, turning the forest into a raging inferno.

We survived, and now had a clear path to the Dragon’s lair, but our druid hated me for the rest of the game.

Celebrating your birthday w/ Nct Dream

Nct Dream Scenario

Prompt: Can I have a scenario where I’m celebrating my bday with the Dream team?

Genre: fluff; bullet point scenario

a/n: : ) 


  • right from the start you know something is up and the dream team was planning something
  • because they were highkey avoiding you
  • like they’re not even subtle about it
  • Jisung literally just walked into the room made eye contact with you and then rush out of the room
  • so you kind of got the idea that they were avoiding you 
  • but you go about your day pretending that there not acting weird
  • as you go about your day you spot Jaemin looking quite suspicious
  • he was carrying a box of what looked like party supplies from one room to another
  • so you decide to investigate
  • “Hey Jaemin!”
  • Jaemin quickly turned around and hid the box of supplies behind him and slowly backing up so he was closer to the door
  • “Oh, hey (Y/N), shouldn’t you be watching your iguana or something like that?” 
  • “I don’t have an iguana.”
  • this response earned and awkward laugh from Jaemin
  • Jaemin looked around and spotted Jeno gave him and S.O.S look to which Jeno  quickly responded to 
  • “(Y/N)!!! HI!!! Why aren’t you taking care of your iguana?”
  • “Why does everyone think I have a pet iguana? but anyway what’s in the box?”
  • “What box?”
  • “The one your hiding behind you.”
  • “oh nothing important” jaemin says before Jeno and him quickly enter the room behind them and lock the door
  • and now you were alone again
  • you start to hear whispering and look to find Renjun and Chenle who were now smiling at you
  • and the smile is creepy af
  • so you’re like ‘Oh no’ but before you had a chance to leave there already leading you somewhere
  • The three of you end up in the doorway to some random room and before you know it they’ve pushed you in the room
  • “don’t worry we’ll be back to get you soon,” they say before closing the door and locking it
  • effectively trapping you in the room
  • and you are like !!!
  • because you just wanted to celebrate your birthday with your friends but everyone is avoiding you like you have the plague and now your quarantined or something like that
  • after a while of waiting Chenle and Renjun are back with a blind fold 
  • and your face says ‘oh hell no.”
  • so there like ‘don’t worry we got’
  • your not sure you believe them but at this point you don’t really have a choice
  • so now you are blindfolded and they are leading you to some unknown location
  • after walking for what seemed like forever y’all finally stop walking and they pull off your bandana and the whole dream team is like “surprise!”
  • and you are shook and trying to process what is happening 
  • because your whole entire day had been a whirlwind of weirdness and now your connecting all the dots
  • looking around you saw the banner that said ‘Happy birthday (Y/N)’ balloons and a stack of presents
  • “now I get it why all of you were acting so weird!”
  • you look around and see a table of snacks, drinks, and a cake.
  • “Woah, Who got all of the food!” you ask
  • “That was me and Mark, well I made the cake seeing that Mark is pretty useless in terms of cooking and Mark got the snacks since he can pour chips into the bowl without setting the whole kitchen on fire,” Haechan says.
  • you took a closer look around the room and saw all of the decorations and work that they put into this.
  • “Wow! thank you so much guys, this is amazing” you say in awe.
  • “But I still don’t get why I need to be locked inside a room for 20 minutes.”
  • “You were being nosy so we needed to take you out of the picture.” Chenle said
  • “That sounded exactly like a line taken out of a mafia movie and I’m not sure if I should be worried or not.”

Requested: ✅

Up next: Moments in Disguise (Chenle royalty au)

[Requests Open]

- Ary 💞

Another World Entirely pt1

Word Count: 1,031

Warnings: swearing, violence kinda,

Reader is from our world where Peter Pan is known fictional character. She promises to help prevent his demise by assisting to retrieve Henry’s heart. They grow closer as she grows more ruthless.

I had no idea how I got there. The sandy beach seemed so familiar. I must’ve seen this place somewhere before… but where?

I stood up and brushed sand from my jeans, looking from one end to the beach to the other. It curved around the land so I couldn’t see where it lead.

An Island?

A voice broke my thoughts.

  “How did you get on my Island?” I spun around and came face to face with a boy dressed in all green. Tattered pieces of fabric had been sewn together to make his clothes. Interesting.

  “Oh dear lord,” I gasped. “You’re.. Robbie!”

The boy looked at me quizzically. “I most certainly am not. Answer my question,”

Not Robbie? He must have a doppelganger. Wait… ‘my island’?

  “Who are you?” I stepped back, suddenly aware of the mass of teenage boys behind this one. “Where am I?”

  “You don’t know?,” the boy put his hand on his hip and glared at me. “I’ll ask again. How did you get to Neverland?”

  “Well, when someone asks ‘Where am I?’ it would suggest they don’t know where they are,” I huffed. Neverland? I died right? That’s what’s going on? “I don’t know how I got here. I just found my self on the beach a few minutes ago. I don’t even remember what I was doing before I came here,”

He looked over his shoulder at a boy with a scar over his face, in a large hooded cloak holding a club by his leg. The hooded boy walked forward and stopped a few steps from me.

  “Want me to take her to the cages with the other one?” he asked. His voice was smooth but the sound scared me. I could tell by looking at him that he would be okay with hurting anyone.

  “The other one…?” I thought aloud. “Wendy!”

Suddenly the boy in green disappeared from behind the hooded boy and reappeared right in front of me, his face barely an inch from mine, his hand at my throat.

  “how do you know about her?” he snarled.

Be cool dude holy shit.

 “I uh… I know quite a lot about this place and what goes on here,” I breathed quietly. “You’re Peter Pan right?”

He released his grip on my neck and stepped back. “Good, you know who I am then,”

Holy SHIT this is happening. I pinched my arm to be sure. Ow! Shit, yep it’s real.

“If you’re Pan, then you’re Felix?” I looked at the boy with the scar. He glanced at Pan worriedly but nodded.

  “Okay nice, you know who we are, now who are you?” Pan grumbled.

  “I’m Y/N. And you’d better not be a twit or I could seriously mess you up,”

The boys looked at each other, confusion on there faces.

  “What realm did you come from?” Felix asked.

  “I’m not from another realm,” I said slowly. “I think I’m from another world entirely,”

  “You think?” Pan raised his eyebrow.
Oh fuck he did the thing

  “What thing?” his smirk crept up his face as I realized I’d spoken out loud.

  “Don’t worry about that. I need to figure out where in your timeline I am…” I muttered as I thought of key events.

  “Timeline…?” Felix repeated. “Pan, is she nuts?”

  “Have you found the boy yet?” I asked, ignoring his rudeness.

  “What boy? I have many boys here.” He gestured around and smiled smugly.

I also gave a smug smile. “You know exactly which boy I’m talking about. He’s got the Heart of the Truest Believer,”

His smile dropped. I think I’ve got this…

  “That’s right Peter Pan,” I said his name sarcastically. “I know everything,”

The demon boy’s eyes widened as he put together what I said. At first I thought he was afraid, but his gaze hardened.

  “Back to camp boys,” he barked over his shoulder. “I need to speak with our guest in private,”

Felix leant in to protest. “Pan-”

  “GO Felix,” Pan’s shout sent all the lost boys running back into the cover of the trees.

Once the boys were gone, Pan stormed up to me and grabbed my throat again.

  “Tell me what you know or I will kill you right here,” his threat made me feel sick to my stomach because I knew him and I knew he would.

But I need to keep cool. I took a deep breath and pushed him back with a much force as I could muster. I just barely got him off me but he was still inches from my face.

  “Ease off Malcolm,” I said through gritted teeth. His face was so shocked at me say his real name that a small burst of confidence shot through me. I pushed him back again. “I told you I know everything. I know everything that has happened and I know everything that will happen. I know you’re dying and that the boy’s heart will save you and the island. I know your plan, I know you’ll fail. And since you’re still alive I’ll do my best not to get attached to you. Sound good?”

He was silent for a long time.

Finally he flopped down to the ground and sat with his knees up and his head in his hands, a look of pure disdain across his face.

Bitch don’t… I thought to my self as I felt myself moving closer to him.

I knelt down in front of him and took his hands from his face, holding them softly in my own.
  “I’m sorry,” I whispered. Fucking dickhead! Get away from him. “I know everything I guess I should have figured you’d be afraid of dying, and I just told you that you will. Peter I’m so sorry,”

I started to pull away when he gripped my hands tightly, pulling me so my face was right in front of his. His breath was cool on my skin.

His gaze was piercing as he stared straight into my eyes. I had a mild panic attack as he moved himself closer our noses half a centimeter from touching. Then he said something I never thought I would hear him say.

  “Help me,”

PSA!

I got an anonymous message the other day saying: “Why aren’t you happy anymore?” and I couldn’t even bring myself to post it because I have no idea how to respond to a message like that. It made me reassess my priorities on here; so many of you know me as the “sweet”, “positive” girl and I have no idea where she’s gone these last few weeks. 

Because of that, I am taking a break from tumblr for the next two months or rather, the duration of my summer break (and if it helps, I might just delete this blog forever). This site has recently been feeding me negative feelings and has worsened my anxiety rather than helped it (as it usually does). I have blacklisted this site on my phone and my laptop and will actively stay away from it until I get my head straight and my positivity back. 

If you would like to keep up with me, follow my IG: varshnarsh. If we are pretty cool mutuals, and by that I mean we’ve talked at least twice, message me for my snap and I’ll be more than happy to give that to you. Otherwise, I’ll see y’all in two months and hopefully a much more grown, positive person. 

obelisk-of-light  asked:

Your impressions about Raiden. :)

Right on!

First impression: I thought his design was cool, but didn’t see him as particularly interesting or distinguished among the other characters in MK

Impression now: I love this god to the end of time because he has more potential and goodness in him than most people including his creators give him credit for and I will declare Mortal Kombat to defend his honor and happiness.

Favorite moment: got to be that time he got jumped at the Sky Temple in MKX and seemed to have given into his despair and the Revenants’ brutal assault, then suddenly gained a second wind and went Divine Retribution on all their asses even despite being injured and low on morale.

Idea for a story: sO MAnY but I been half-daydreaming about a sort of fix-it scenario where he and some other characters actually explore the whole time bending tomfuckery which has been going down in the MK universe and not only figure out how to stop the forces of bullshit from winning but also realise just how bad things could be without Raiden fighting in their corner. They also find out just how hard all this horseshit has been for him in the last few thousand years and put into perspective how most of what occurred in MK9/X was not solely his fault so they come to appreciate Ray for who he is and what he’s done.
(I haven’t got any solid plot at all and probably will never write it, but it would likely involve Doctor Who levels of time shenanigans like alternate universe exploration, time loops and paradoxes and a lot of philosophising about the nature of time, determinism and also explorations about the concept of immortality and deity characters because I am a sucker for philosophising in fiction).

Unpopular opinion: He’s a better guy than people give him credit for, he really tries and he’s probably the saddest, noblest and the most important character in all of MK lore.

Favorite relationship: Him and Fujin, Storm Bros 4 LIFE. I don’t care if in canon they have little way of deep interaction and no confirmation on their status, in my head they’re brothers and nothing comes between them.

Favorite headcanon: Under his powerful and solemn aura, Raiden’s totally a big old softie and a barrel of laughs. He used to be a lot more fun and cheerful like his movie/Conquest self, but time and bad fortune killed a lot of it in him. Still, a small spark of his old self lives on somewhere in there and you might see it if you do the right thing around him.

Last weekend I found a wave 1 fashionistas Barbie and another one of these sparkly green princess dresses at our Goodwill. This dress is in a little worse condition than the previous one, just some of the ribbons coming loose and sequins flaking​ off. Still no idea where they come from, no tags in the dress. I really like them tho.

And the Fairytopia head got the Fashionistas body. :3 it’s not a bad match irl!

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Summary:

Wanda is trying to work her way back into the Avengers’ good graces, and now there’s a weirdly familiar looking kid sitting on her couch.

Notes:

I don’t remember exactly where this idea came up but it definitely had something to do with ramblingredrose, founder of the Wanda Maximoff Defense Squad.

I haven’t actually written about these two in comics canon before! But I have liked the idea of Kid Loki interacting with Wanda for a long while, and decided to go ahead and make something of it. It requires some timeline bending, considering that Wanda was Mysteriously Absent for a while there (off in Latveria?) and they never even got close to interacting. But they should’ve.

This fic works from Journey Into Mystery, Young Avengers and the glimpses of Wanda we got between Avengers Disassembled and Uncanny Avengers.

Thanks to ameliarating for her swift beta, and the aforementioned Rosie for delightful enabling.

anonymous asked:

Hey! I love your art style so much, your figures and lines are just really gorgeous. I just was wondering if you had any advice to other artists about starting commissions. I've never had to put a price on my art before and just don't know where to begin. (I'm not sure if you've answered this question before, so sorry if you already did)

Thank you! Well when I started out with commissions I asked 5€ for a portrait. If you’re just starting out & you’re still developing a style, starting at a low price isn’t a bad idea, but at least ask 10€ / $ lol. Anyway, when I got more followers I decided to change the price.. I kinda just asked friends for advice & looked at commission prices from other artists. I also kept in mind what I felt was reasonable to ask for my work (like am I skilled enough to ask professional prices blabla)

sanguinarysanguinity  asked:

KAT LOVING

Originally posted by trash-walker

  • First impression: a dead baby, then a dead horse, and her reaction is to marry her partner and adopt four fucking orphans. your faves would never.
  • Impression now: still one of the most thoughtful, caring, tragic characters ever. the only good thing about being cancelled is it allowed me to pretend the entire world stopped being shit and she got to be genuinely happy for the rest of her life.
  • Favorite moment: my favorite ep of hers might be when the town found out she was native.
  • Idea for a story: a canon divergent au where she & jeremiah took the kids and split from the wagon train right after they became a new family.
  • Unpopular opinion: i’m drawing a blank
  • Favorite relationship: i love her with rebecca and isabelle equally
  • Favorite headcanon: she has always preferred dressing like a man. fuck dresses.
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I don’t need to show, I think we all know it

But just to be certain I’ll say it again:

Marinette Dupain-Cheng is in love with her friend…

…and his name is Adrien Agreste.

I have this silly crossover idea in which Jagged makes a song for Marinette the same way Ruberiot did for Star. And like, he is too very observant and thinks he is doing her a favor lol.

Bonus:

"jesus, i'm on the freaking school bus again because all my rides to school are dead!"
  • [going to school]
  • Heather McNamara: Hey, Heather, can I get a ride to school in your Jeep?
  • Heather Duke: *visibly getting into her Jeep* Sorry, Heather. I don't even have a car. *drives away to school*

@markiplier

I want to thank you for being such a big source of inspiration for me. I remember finding your channel back in 2012 by accident when I was looking for Amnesia compilations. I think you barely had 5k subs at the time? I don’t think you even had a webcam yet actually. I remember watching a vlog where you said that you wanted to upload videos everyday. You sounded committed and passionate about it. I’m someone who’s draws inspiration from passionate individuals and I thought to myself, “Alright, I’ll keep watching if you show me that you’re truly dedicated to this.”

You kept at it. I could see you were truly driven about making videos and I was curious to see where you were headed. Even today, I’m looking forward to watching what you do. Yes, I still watch your videos, though I’m more selective on which ones to watch. You still make me laugh and bring a smile to my face when days are rough.

The whole Darkiplier thing has been a weird and wondrous adventure with many ups and downs. Fun fact, I nearly scrapped him entirely because I got frustrated with the idea and I was unsure of where to go with the character. I took a long break from drawing him and my best friend @prismkitten-mivy has helped me rebuild his story. I have more plans for projects involving him in the near future and I’m ecstatic to share those ideas with the community.

I want to thank you for giving me the opportunity to be apart of this charity. I’m still in shock over how many items have been sold and how much has been raised. Your community can do a lot of good when it comes together for these events. Thank you, for being a passionate and driven individual that inspires creative people such as myself. You’re a wonderful person Mark, and I can’t wait to see where you go from here.

If you guys need even more proof that Lena is whipped, take it from a business major who learns daily about the life of a CEO. 

CEOs of any company, but especially a large one like L-Corp are extremely busy. We (or at least I) assume that L-Corp most likely operates in the tech industry, maybe manufacturing too, but don’t know for sure. But the tech industry is highly competitive and fast paced. The time of a CEO is extremely valuable to a company. 

Lena is the type of person who takes her job seriously. She is dedicated to rebranding and repositioning L-Corp, separating it from the evil of Luthor Corp. Hence most of her time is going to be spent strategizing how to do that. She doesn’t focus on small details like hiring and firing of employees (unless it’s like C-suite levels executives or other high ranking people), budgeting, marketing strategies, financial plans, etc. She will most likely delegate that to the CMO, CFO, COO, etc. She’s going to be making business deals, hence all of her meetings, listening to business pitches from R&D as well as other executives, attending board meetings to learn about the state of the company, etc. I was in my business to business marketing class last night and my professor was basically like “The CEO of a company got where they are because they know how to manage their time effectively, they time slice. If you’re pitching an idea to your CEO, you’ll have 10-15 minutes max. Maybe an hour if you’re good. That’s it.” Lena’s time is extremely valuable. 

The fact that she takes time out of her day to meet with Kara on social visits, takes time out of her day (most likely at least an hour or two) to meet Kara at CatCo to go out to lunch at some new Kombucha place, randomly drops by Kara’s apartment and her place of work to ask for a favor that she could have either called or asked Jess to contact Kara for her, spends her evenings when she could be working on her company, trying to help Kara find a bunch of missing aliens and her own mother is a testament of how much she actually cares for Kara. Even in just a platonic sort of way. In fact, I think it’s much more compelling if it is platonic. 

Also consider that when Kara forgot about their lunch outing, she wasn’t angry or annoyed in the slightest that Kara forgot. She was completely understanding and even offered to help her friend. As a CEO, when your time is that valuable, it would be completely understandable if Lena was even the least bit frustrated that Kara forgot. But she wasn’t. And we all know that they probably just ended up rescheduling and causing Lena to rearrange at least a couple of meetings to spend time with Kara.

So in short, Lena is whipped as fuck. 

I’m watching the news now and CNN is going through all types of leaps and bounds trying to figure out where on earth Trump got the idea that something happened in Sweden.

They even had a representative from the Swedish government. They seriously asked him “well could anything have maybe happened that he could have mis-construed?”

I understand that journalists want to do their due diligence but COME ON. Trump is obviously just making up attacks to stoke fear and garner support for his xenophobic policies against immigrants and refugees.

Call it for what it is already. This is more than “that gosh darn trump didn’t check his facts again” Trump & members of his administration continually making these things up causes xenophobic VIOLENCE

A Tarot Spread For When You’re Feeling Lost

A tarot spread for when you’re feeling lost, you’re not sure who you are and how you got to this point in your life. When it’s hard to live with yourself or love yourself, for when you’re feeling stagnant or exhausted. Let this spread help you grow and help you love, you deserve to love yourself because you are each a wondrous and divine body of stardust and magic. It’s time you see that.

The First Card: This expresses how you are feeling. Sometimes we get so caught up in life and in our problems that it’s hard to tell exactly what you’re feeling other than a sense of being lost. Before you can remove blockage from your life you need to know what it is. How am I feeling, are there inner issues I’m not aware of?

The Second Card and Third Card: Now that you have a better understanding of what you’re feeling it’s time to see what brought you here. We don’t always know how we got where we are in our life, it can pass by quickly and suddenly you look up and everything around you is a forest covered in dense fog. How did you get here?

The Fourth Card: You should have a better idea of how you are feeling and what brought you here. It is time to take look at how your feelings and energies are affecting the rest of your life. What are my energies/feeling affecting in my life? 

The Fifth Card: You should have a clear vision of the issue now, and the fog should start to fade to fade away. It is time to rise up, pull out your sword and stand strong. How can I confront this issue, how do I find the courage?

The Sixth Card: You have found a way to come this far in life and you should be so proud of yourself. You have stood up to yourself, your demons, your sorrows, whatever it is that’s hindering you and darkening your life. How do I let go, forgive and move on from this?

The Seventh and Eighth Card: You may not be feeling much better, while you’re ready to face the challenge having to reopen old wounds can be exhausting. Confronting yourself is a challenge, it’s time to take care of yourself and heal. What act of self-care can I do to help me heal, what is my first step on practicing self-care?

You can see some of my readings and spreads here and you can get your own reading by me here. 💖

cleaning tip!

before vacuuming your carpet, mix some baking soda and essential oil together and sprinkle it onto your carpet. press it in to the carpet by walking over it and let it sit for a few minutes. then, when you vacuum, your carpet will be extra clean and smell extra nice!