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molliarty au:❝It was very hard to find a pressure point on you, James Moriarty.❞

Everyone has pressure points, and not even James Moriarty can hide his. It was his game, the one he made up years ago and forced countless people to play along. The rules were set: two pills, one gun; and of course, none of those who played, made it out alive. But the last thing even he had ever expected, was for the tides to be turned against him and be forced into the game. Even worse, to find his pathologist and pressure point — Dr Molly Hooper — pulled into the mess as well.

anonymous asked:

My boyfriend of 3.5 years broke up with me. We shared an apartment, a dog, a cat, a life. I thought we had a future together. I had to quit my job and move to another state to live with my parents. I got left with nothing. I've never been depressed. I've never felt suicidal. But I honestly cannot take this physical and emotional pain I'm feeling. He's just over me and I'm still in love with him. Do you have any advice?

Oh wow, I’m so sorry to hear that. I can’t even imagine how awful and confusing that must be, but things will get better. Keep yourself busy - read a book, start a new TV show, go out with friends, go on adventures with your dog. You could always consider therapy or anti-depressants to help too. Just remember that things will get better eventually and you’ll come out the other end stronger! 

So I'm reading "Awake" and I couldn't help but think of this scenario...
  • Optimus: And so... for the sake of our peace treaty, and for our own well-being, it is probably best that Autobots and Decepticons steer clear of each other... for the time being.
  • Everyone: [murmuring, unsure]
  • Starscream: PFFT! Frag that.
  • Optimus: I... excuse me?
  • Starscream: You're glitched if you think I'm gonna abide by that.
  • Wheeljack: You lookin' to start something, flight-frame?
  • Starscream: [snorts] Hardly! It's unrealistic to continue keeping Autobots and Decepticons apart. We should be learning how to cooperate with each other, and the Neutrals. Besides, anyone who's got a personal score to settle would probably disobey that order anyway.
  • Rumble: He's got a point.
  • Frenzy: Yeahhh, who else would know better than Starscream about disobeying orders?
  • Everyone: [some more murmurs, chuckling]
  • Starscream: Quiet, you! The point is we're ALL going to live on this planet, whether we like it or not.
  • Optimus: I have considered this, Starscream. But what can be done? Tensions between our factions are still very high...
  • Starscream: Well I know what I'M gonna do...
  • [Starscream marches over to Skyfire. His confidence is a total bluff, but the grounders don't know that]
  • Starscream: Skyfire... would you... like to accompany me to... that bar? Over there.
  • [He points to one of the few establishments available]
  • Skyfire: Starscream, I don't think--
  • Starscream: Wait, wait a klik. No tricks. No stupid war stuff. Just you, me, my trine, and a couple of friends you wanna bring along. Whatever. I don't care. What do you say?
  • Skyfire: I...
  • [Meanwhile, Starscream's stiff posture has his trine worried. He doesn't really take public rejection well... and it seems like this behavior is taking every ounce of confidence he can muster. He's really putting himself put there on this.]
  • Skyfire: [looks to his comrades]... Percy? Wheeljack? You wanna come too?
  • Wheeljack: HELL N--
  • Perceptor: Sure, why not.
  • Wheeljack: [sputters] You CAN'T be serious.
  • Perceptor: Mm... let's just see where this goes.
  • Wheeljack: [rolls optics] Fine. But I don't have to like it...
  • [Group starts to move up the block towards the bar. Ratchet begins to follow.]
  • Optimus: You too, old friend?
  • Ratchet: I'm not going for them. I'm going 'cause I've got spare credits and I've got nothing better to do...
  • Optimus: Mhm.
  • Ratchet: Plus, if this gets ugly for any reason I'll be right there. Doesn't that make you feel better?
  • Optimus: Why are you REALLY going, Ratchet?
  • Ratchet: To be honest-- Autobots... Decepticons... hanging out already?-- I need a drink.
Things My Friends Have Said: A Sentence Meme
  • "I said that to offend."
  • "Well you know... you can always add... ASSESTS."
  • "Fictional incest is better."
  • "Ship it you nerd trash."
  • "_______, the dirty robot fucker."
  • "And then: Full out stripper moves!"
  • "I hear incest brings you closer to your family."
  • "HONHONHONHON."
  • "What are you doing, hanging out with sin?"
  • "I'm 10000% supportive of it!"
  • "YOU'RE A SINNER AND YOU'RE TAINTING ME. STOP."
  • "Don't be proud of me. I've been talking about nothing but sin since I got home."
  • "I will fight every single mosquito on this planet."
  • "Petition to end all mosquitoes."
  • "Why don't they just all fly into the Sun and DIE?"
  • "Fuck off with your puns."
  • "Do your fingers still work?"
  • "I smashed my head pretty hard after getting up, so my vision is fuzzy what the-?"
  • "THE BONEZONE IS CLOSED."
  • "Never kinkshame the robot."
  • "Allow me to murder you with emotions."
Oppertunitive!Alfred pt.2

-“No grabbing mummy’s jewelry, Alfred! How about you get a cookie instead? When you get a little older we’ll get you all the jewelry you could ever want.”

-“Alfred always loved expensive things. Just look at his person, he constantly wears the most extravagant pieces of jewelry.”

-“Alfred is a backstabbing-piece-of-shit and he’ll drop you at the tip of a hat if given the right price. Be wary.” “Don’t you talk about my brother like that!”

-“If you want information go to Alfred Jones, but you didn’t hear it from me.”

-“Does your family know of your whereabouts, golden boy?” “No and they won’t find out until I say so.”

-“Your brother trusts you too much, if only he knew how much of a greedy whore you were. Maybe then he wouldn’t be so complicit in letting you get your hands on information you shouldn’t be.”

-“How much money are we talking about here?”
“I don’t know. Who do you want the information on?” “Your brother, Arthur Kirkland.” “$2000” “What? I’ve paid you only $1000 for other people!” “It’s a Family discount.”

-“To think the English Head’s own brother would be the one to be his downfall.”

-“Alfred why did you do this to us?! Sell out your own family! Your own brother!” “I was given an awfully lot of money and sweetie I’ve had my eyes on a certain shiny red car~”

-“You’ve corrupted my brother, Ivan!” “He was already corrupted long before I got my hands on him.”

-“Will I ever be enough for you, Alfred?” “Only until something better shows up.”

-“Will you ever be satisfied?” “Never.”

I’ve got nothing better to do with my time and not much to add to the fandom, so here…

I ran Koller through the FaceApp thingy with the best pic of his face I could find…

:P

Keaton Henson sentence starters
  • "Do you know who you are?"
  • "Do you know your lip shakes when you're mad?"
  • "You don't like to be touched, let alone kissed."
  • "Does his love make your head spin?"
  • "It seems as though I'm on my own."
  • "I'm losing friends."
  • "I know that there's friction between me and you."
  • "I know that you're uncomfortable."
  • "I know it's hard for you to tell me the truth, but while we are doing so... I love you."
  • "You love to argue, you can't play guitar, but still, let me tell you that I love who you are."
  • "Love, I hope you are well."
  • "At least we now both have a story to tell."
  • "I feel you know me better than most."
  • "In spite of real distance, we'll always be close."
  • "I walked through the rain for you, you said to go home."
  • "Miss you terribly already."
  • "I hope for your life, you forget about mine."
  • "Please forget me, you were right, dear. I am cold and self-involved."
  • "I'll write my loneliness in poems, if I can just think how to start."
  • "I still worry more about you."
  • "I am rude and unkind."
  • "It's been four years and it does not end."
  • "I still felt alone, but I knew that you'd be there."
  • "I loved her more than I love myself."
  • "She is with another guy."
  • "I won't dance 'til you hold me."
  • "Please, don't leave me."
  • "I'm sorry, can't make your party."
  • "I'm afraid I'd kill your lover while your back was turned."
  • "So this is where you wanted to be, and it's a goddamn shame that you're not here with me."
  • "I see pictures now of the two of you and it makes me sick."
  • "Damn, I love you."
  • "Here's to you, you miserable fuck."
  • "Drink up, so we can both finally die."
  • "She's as stubborn as winter and as kind as the sun."
  • "Why was she listening to someone like me?"
  • "I know I'm awful, I can't even cry."
  • "You're my best friend, I'll love you til one of us dies."
  • "Teach me how to love you."
  • "I'll learn not to look at you with scorn."
  • "Don't expect me to change."
  • "I never loved you enough."
  • "This feels right and I'm letting it."
  • "I will not tire of you."
  • "Turns out that nothing is fair."
  • "You can leave me if you wish, but I'm not going anywhere."
  • "I am a fragile one."
  • "Please do not break my heart, I think it's had enough pain to last the rest of my life."
  • "You don't have to make any promises."
  • "If you must die, sweetheart, die knowing your life was my life's best part."
  • "I can see in your eyes that you mean it."
  • "All of these years you've been lonely."
  • "You are right, I've been looking as well, babe, I'm not looking for you."
  • "I'm just as damn disappointed as you."
  • "I'm truly alone and I like it."
  • "Though we're young, I feel eighty years old."
  • "Your arms around me are keeping me warm, but baby, I'm still feeling cold."
  • "You're kind and you're beautiful, too."
  • "I feel in some way I do love you but babe, I'm not in love with you."
  • "You seem to look through me, I wonder what you see."
  • "I wish I could stay with you."
  • "I wish I could wake at dawn to see you without make up on."
  • "You look the best today."
  • "I've been right here waiting for you to wake up."
  • "You think you're better than them."
  • "I hope you end up missing me."
  • "Your friends will always just be in your way."
  • "I'm just getting started, let me offend."
  • "The devil's got nothing on me, my friend."
  • "All I want is to be left alone."
  • "Sweetheart, what have you done to us?"
  • "Oh please, just come here, don't fight with me."
  • "Baby, please don't look at me like that."
  • "I will see you in the morning."
  • "Don't think of me like that, just picture me leaving and not coming back."
  • "This is your home now so don't you forget."
  • "I did it all for you."
  • "I'll do my best to teach you to fly."
  • "Come on baby, make me fall in love with you."
  • "I guess we can make it all the way."
  • "Turns out we don't belong after all."
  • "This feels different than it felt before."
  • "Guess that you were just expecting more, come on, you knew me, what'd you do that for?"
  • "I am selfish to my very core."
  • "I'm so damn scared of dying without you."
  • "Don't lie, I know we're fixing to die."
  • "I'll smile and pretend and won't show to the crowd."
  • "No, I won't be the damnedest bit fucking surprised."
  • "I won't give up, not until I'm holding you."
  • "Don't let go of my hand."
4

How could you not tell me you were engaged?

anonymous asked:

Hello (。´∀`)ノ i've got a DL question but it it doesn't look like you've answered this yet? Anyway my queation is: how would the sakamaki bros give their "sex talk" to their daughter and son?

Sex talk, Shu and Yui edition:

Shu: You see, when a woman gets perverted urges, sometimes a man has to help—
Yui: Ahhhhh!!! Shu-san, what are you saying!? It has nothing to do with that!
Shu: Are you saying you don’t get those urges?
Yui: …Ah… No, well… But… Surely there’s a better way to explain! You’re making it sound awfully one-sided.
Shu: Fine. When a man gets perverted urges, he has to push his woman dow—
Yui: SHU-SAN!
Shu: …Tch. How troublesome… Why don’t you just explain it, then?

Sex talk, Reiji and Yui edition:

Reiji: In order for a baby to be formed, a sperm and an egg must combine. This happens through intercourse.
Yui: Reiji-san, that is…a rather dry explanation.
Reiji: Did I say anything wrong?
Yui: Well, no. But that’s not the point!
Reiji: …Heh. I see. Listen, child, when two people love each other very very much, sometimes they need to communicate this in a way that uses no words…
Yui: !!
Reiji: Oh dear. Your mother’s face is turning quite red… I wonder what she could be thinking of?
Yui: (This is embarrassing in a whole different way!!)

Sex talk, Laito and Yui edition:

Laito: You mustn’t be afraid of fucking someone or being fucked. Sex is a gift that should be bestowed upon—
Yui: Laito-kun!! Just what do you think you’re saying to an impressionable child!?
Laito: Nfu~ I’m telling them something very important for their future happiness.
Yui: I’m not sure I would have wanted to hear this sort of talk as a child…
Laito: Incidentally, how did your father tell you about sex?
Yui: …Well, I was told that it’s a sin to lay with a man before you’re married…
Laito: Oh my! That makes you quite the sinner, then, Bitch-chan!
Yui: …Sheesh. I won’t be that close-minded at this late hour, but can you at least explain things in a different way?
Laito: Okay~! So look here. Women have three holes that you can use to—
Yui: JUST STOP!

Sex talk, Kanato and Yui edition:

Yui: …and so I was hoping that you might explain to our child…since you’re their father.
Kanato: Fufu, you were right to ask me to do this. I can only imagine how terribly you’d muck things up if you tried it yourself.
Yui: …Yes.
Kanato: You see, sex is something you do with someone whom you want to stay with you forever.
Yui: (Th-that’s an uncharacteristically romantic thought…)
Kanato:—Once you bind them with the chains of pleasure, they will be yours in mind and body. You’ll be free to do with them what you wish…carve out eternity into their bones… Ah, the blood and the cries of pain are…
Yui: (I TAKE THAT BACK!!)

Sex talk, Ayato and Yui edition:

Ayato: Hah? “Sex talk”? Chichinashi, I didn’t think I’d ever hear such daring words from you.
Yui: Th-that’s just what we humans call it! It’s not what you’re thinking, Ayato-kun! It’s just…you know, since our child is coming of age, perhaps you need to explain to them about all this…
Ayato: Explain? Sex?
Yui: Yes…
Ayato: How the hell do you explain something like that? If they want to have sex, they should just have sex!
Yui: A-Ayato-kun!
Ayato: What’s the big deal? Vampires live forever, so they should be able to live it up as much as they want.
Yui: Does that mean…you’re all right with unscrupulous men laying a hand on our daughter?
Ayato: ……Oi, daughter. If you wanna have sex with anyone, you better bring them home and let me give them a once-over, first!! It’s non-negotiable!!!

Sex talk, Subaru and Yui edition:

Subaru: Why the hell do I have to talk to them about this?
Yui: Well, you’re their father, after all.
Subaru: And you’re just going to sit back and make me do all the talking? Don’t mess around with me!
Yui: But… I’m too embarrassed. I was raised pretty conservatively, so I’m not quite sure what to say. …Please?
Subaru: …Tch. Fine!! But it’s not because you asked me or anything, got it!? I just happen to be in a talking mood!
Yui: (Subaru-kun is so kind…)
Subaru: Look here, kid. When a man lo—…
Yui: (Subaru-kun…!)
Subaru: When…a man……
Yui: ……?
Subaru: ///// ARGH, FORGET IT!! I’M NOT DOING THIS! READ A DAMN ANATOMY BOOK OR SOMETHING! I’M LEAVING!

anonymous asked:

I wanna be a theologhy and mythology nerd too, but I don't know what books to read and what places in the internet to go to? Where and how do you satisfy this amazing nerdiness?

Lol, thank you for this very cute ask - where do I go to satisfy this amazing nerdiness? These days, my own head, mostly. But if you want to fall headfirst into this kind of things, what I can suggest is 1) have a look at the original texts, 2) plunge into authors who’re good at world-building and 3) maybe read a bit of non-fiction about the culture, as well.

As I said in that other post, I think you can tell people for whom world-building is more a chore than a joy, and it doesn’t have to do with what they’re writing, either - you find some fantasy books where things are very mechanic, while other people are clearly insane and almost live inside their thing, you know? and make it come alive.

My book rec for mythology would certainly include writers like Neil Gaiman, Morgan Llywelyn, Pat O’Shea, Diana Wynne Jones, Mary Renault, Philip Pullman, Gabriel García Marquez…some of it is more magic realism than ‘true’ fantasy or historical novel, but I find them all wonderful authors. I can also suggest fairy tales - many of the original versions are incredibly trippy, and you should definitely have a look at Italo Calvino’s or W. B. Yeats’ collections. Growing up, I also read every monster encyclopedia I could find (I’m currently enjoying Shigeru Mizuki’s work), looked at a lot of art books, and was mostly moved to tears by studies such as Joseph Campbell’s The Hero with a Thousand Faces and Sir James Frazer’s The Golden Bough

But it’s a journey, really.

The thing is, I think it’s hard to define what mythology is - the boundary with folklore and fairy tales is pretty thin, and since mythology can be retold in any form, from novel to play to poetry, it’s sort of hard to pin down what is it I’m looking for when I say I’m a nerd for this sort of thing. Maybe what I like is the questioning and the sense of awe and marvel for our world that mythology awakens in us. There is something in those stories, in the idea of gods and monsters, which, when done well, captures the essential mystery of our existences and the landscape stretching out around us, but I feel that how we get there, that’s mostly personal? For me, it was about reading a lot, and reading everything, even books I now recognize are not very good, or accurate, but it was also about studying Greek and Latin, and sitting through dozens of bad movies, and, mostly, walking around in the mountains. The wilderness - for me, that’s how I became a ‘mythology and theology’ nerd - because there is where you feel all those gods and monsters you read about. They come alive in undisturbed nature, in lonely dawns, in the fear that grips you in the dead of night (not the bad fear - the fear you’ll be attacked and mugged and left for dead in a ditch, but that other fear - the realization that you don’t know what goes on in the dark, that you’re just a tiny person in a boundless, expanding universe, that you don’t know, will never know, if that sudden cold you feel are ghosts or your brain playing tricks on you - worse, you don’t know which option scares you the most). So, if you can, when you can - I don’t want to go all Shakira on you, but try everything - do everything - travel, push yourself to your limits. In every culture, mythology is about giving an answer to those things you feel inside yourself, and I think the one way to really get what these stories are about is to allow yourself to feel these things in the first place, without fear or self-doubt - to just be. 

SIGNS AS PANIC! AT THE DISCO LYRICS
  • Aries: “It's better to burn than to fade away- It's better to leave than to be replaced” - Nicotine
  • Taurus: “There's nothing wrong with just a taste of what you've paid for” - Ballad of the Mona Lisa
  • Gemini: “Everything I do is bittersweet- You could tell me secrets that I'll probably repeat. I’m not trying to hurt you, I just love to speak” - Bittersweet
  • Cancer: “And maybe if I continue watching I'll lose the traits that worry me” - New Perspective
  • Leo: “I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me” - Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
  • Virgo: “And with the way you’ve been talking, every word gets you a step closer to Hell” - Nails for Breakfast Tacks for Snacks
  • Libra: “He-eyy- Where will you be waking up tomorrow morning? He-eyy- Out the back door, goddamn! But I love her anyway” - Miss Jackson
  • Scorpio: “I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it” - There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet
  • Sagittarius: “Your eyes are the size of the moon- You could 'cause you can so you do” - Nine in the Afternoon
  • Capricorn: “I'll stay awake 'til I trade my mistakes or they fade away” - Trade Mistakes
  • Aquarius: “No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality” - I Write Sins Not Tragedies
  • Pisces: “And you miss 'em like you miss no other, and being blue is better than being over it (over it)” - Hallelujah
Howl's Moving Castle {Sentence Starters}
  • "I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't torment my friend."
  • "They say that the best blaze burns brightest, when circumstances are at their worst."
  • "I feel terrible, like there's a weight on my chest."
  • "Your hair looks just like starlight. It's beautiful."
  • "I have this weird feeling you're going to leave. Tell me what's going on! Please."
  • "I specifically ordered you not to get carried away!"
  • "A heart's a heavy burden."
  • "Yeah, but no-one really believes that. Come on, let's be honest."
  • "I just organized things. Nothing's ruined."
  • "Lets run! Don't fight them, ____!"
  • "There you are sweetheart, sorry I'm late."
  • "You sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you've done to my hair!"
  • "I saw him do this once before when a girl dumped him!"
  • "Sorry, I've had enough of running away. Now I've got something I want to protect. It's you."
  • "I give up. I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful."
  • "Here's another curse for you - may all your bacon burn."
  • "Well, the nice thing about being old is you've got nothing much to lose."
  • "It looks like your true love is in love with someone else!"
  • "Whatever you don't want me to clean, better hide it now!"
  • "I know I can be of help to you, even though I'm not pretty and all I'm good at is cleaning."
  • "Why'd you make me come here if you were coming yourself?"
  • "Knowing you'd be there gave me the courage to show up."
  • "Don't be alarmed, but I'm being followed. Act normal."
  • "It's so strange. I've never felt so peaceful before."
  • "So that did happen. It wasn't a dream."
  • "Sorry, it looks like you're involved."

something struggling perfectionist students should never forget: getting an F from a 50 is better than getting an F from a 0. Even if it embarrasses you, turning in shitty work you’re not proud of is still better than not turning in anything at all