no i've got nothing better to do


molliarty au:❝It was very hard to find a pressure point on you, James Moriarty.❞

Everyone has pressure points, and not even James Moriarty can hide his. It was his game, the one he made up years ago and forced countless people to play along. The rules were set: two pills, one gun; and of course, none of those who played, made it out alive. But the last thing even he had ever expected, was for the tides to be turned against him and be forced into the game. Even worse, to find his pathologist and pressure point — Dr Molly Hooper — pulled into the mess as well.


My neighbor brought me this huge pan with soup. I’m already feeling a lot better. Got my antibiotics yesterday. 

Can’t wait to be out ‘n about again..



“*Clearly neither of us have anything better to do.”

~Sep 12, 206A

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Shakespeare and Sentiment
  • *in the morgue*
  • Sherlock: *examining a body*
  • Molly: *wanders in; looks up* Oh, excuse me, sir, but this area-
  • Sherlock: *sighs* At last, the new pathologist. I didn't expect them to listen to me *turns to look at her; grins* Excellent, you'll do.
  • Molly: *smiles shyly*
  • Sherlock: *rolls his eyes; mumbles* For she had eyes and chose me.
  • Molly: I- sorry?
  • Sherlock: *quickly* Nothing. Err, Sherlock Holmes *nods*
  • Molly: *timidly* Molly Hooper. Doctor Molly Hooper. Or Molly *giggles nervously*
  • Sherlock: *continues examining body* Coffee would be fantastic, Molly.
  • Molly: *scurries away*
  • -after being chased-
  • Sherlock & Molly: *panting against a wall*
  • Molly: *clutching her side* I think...we got away.
  • Sherlock: *breathing heavily* The course of true love never did run smooth.
  • Molly: *frowns* Wha-
  • Sherlock: *kisses her*
  • *a church*
  • Sherlock: *standing in front of Molly* Molly, Molly,'ve taught me so much. I know now that love looks not with the eyes but with the mind *takes her hand* When I saw you, I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew *kisses her hand* I would not wish any companion in the world but you. My heart... *places her hand on his chest* is ever at your service *slowly lifts her veil*
  • Molly: *tearful* I love nothing in the world so much as you * kisses him gently*
  • Guests: *start applauding loudly*
  • Baby Holmes: *crawling around the flat; giggling madly*
  • Molly: *on all fours, chasing her*
  • Sherlock: *watching fondly* They told me that to make her fall in love I had to make her laugh...
  • Molly: *catches her daughter and lifts her high, laughing with her*
  • Sherlock: *smiling softly* ...but everytime she laughs I'm the one who falls in love.

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Under the cut for those who happen to still be interested in Varlen the Alpha-Dork (it has been a very spammy week, and I do apologise. I’m just in real deep guys help me).

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