no i'm not taking this too hard

THE SIGNS AND THEIR MOST RECENT GOOGLE SEARCH
  • Aries: i lost my VIRGINITY how do i find it?!
  • Taurus: google.com
  • Gemini: easy ways to become instagram famous
  • Cancer: Does crying burn calories?
  • Leo: how to make a lot of money without going to college
  • Virgo: How does one make friends?
  • Libra: Is dabbing still cool
  • Scorpio: when will the purge take place
  • Sagittarius: list of useless facts
  • Capricorn: 1 hour of chill classical music
  • Aquarius: is it possible to drown yourself by drinking too much water
  • Pisces: all these retrogrades are ruining my life HELP!!
  • what he says: I'm fine.
  • What he means: haruhi fujioka went and entire anime without ever succumbing the classic female-character-in-anime-traps. her personal arc never centers around the men in her life, but rather on her personal growth. her main flaw isn't that she works too hard, or overshadows the boys, or is bitchy. her main flaw is a disconnection from humanity and her desire to take the world's burdens on her shoulders. her mother's death at a young age left her with the belief that she had to be responsible and strong before all else, leaving her to distance herself from the people she cared about and making her miss out on the fun things about her life (a classic inversion or the western 'you're the man of the house now' trope). in meeting the host club haruhi is placed into a strange and often wonder-land esque world (highlighted more in later episodes) where she learns to connect with others and to let herself enjoy life, while staying responsible. haruhi's studies never suffer and she is never made to feel like she can do anything less then what she set out to do, but she learns to have fun with life to, that she can just be a kid a still work towards all her goals, and in the end chasing after tamaki and telling him she wanted to stay in the host club and that all of them loved doing it, brings her arc full circle, and allows her to choose the friends she's made and show she's learned to care about them, without compelling her to make a choice between them and her career. in many ways the core message of haruhi's story is that it is entirely possible to have everything you want without giving anything or anyone in your life up, and haruhi didn't have to make a choice between her family of choice and the goals she felt she had to fulfill to make her mother proud of her.
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An alternate reality in which Jane Shepard comes from a parallel universe because of a random wormhole.

If you’re saying I play favorites you’re wrong. I care about all the servants equally. Except I don’t care for Finny, or Bard. Mey Rin’s feeling like a lost cause too.
—  Sebastian Michaelis

when there’s a girl who finally likes you and you think she’s going to confess to you but you like another girl so before she gets the chance to tell you she likes you, you start telling her how there’s another girl who you like but then an older city boy appears and you assume it’s her boyfriend and that you completely misunderstood the situation

Otp moments to think about

~ A jumping onto the sleeping form of B and screaming ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY’ before showering them with kisses and presents

~ A taking the hand of nervous B to calm them in public and whispering encouraging words

~ A taking care of B when B has been working too hard and neglecting their basic human needs

~ Adopting a pet!

~ Sharing their favorite music with each other

~ Introducing each other to movies and TV shows that mean a lot to them!

~ Babysitting

~ Playing video games

~ Reuniting after a long time away from each other

~ Coming up with and discussing theories at 2 AM

~ Knowing each others triggers and having well thought out plans for when those moments happen

~ Helping each other get over bad habits

~ Helping each other maintain good habits

~ Having inside jokes in public and sharing looks and smothered laughs

~ Laying on the hood of a car, looking up at the stars and talking about childhood memories

~ The calm before the storm, a small, precious moment that they have, not knowing if they’ll see each other alive again

~ A admitting a hard-hitting truth to B

~ Shopping!

~ Reading and cuddling on a sunny day

~ Trying out glasses

~ Whispering sassy comments to each other and ‘staring into the camera like their in the office’ looks but their each others cameras

~ Trying to outsmart each other in front of a teacher / boss / high rank

~ you say TWISTER and I raise with MESSY TWISTER (paint!)

~ Finals week and coping mechanisms

~ A lost their baggage and needs to borrow basically everything from B

~ Late night phone calls

~ Napping

~ Jamming in the car

~ Introducing each other to their families

~ Tired monday mornings

~ Stealing food and hauling ass from a party neither of them want to be at

~ Reenacting the Dirty Dancing dance move and messing up

~ Lost in the woods 

i’m a bad person
i’m a bad person
i’m a bad person

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(Thanks to Chip)

translation

“Hello! This is Killing Stalking Cookie! I heard that updates beyond chapter 19 were fairly disappointing. I wanted to clear up misunderstandings in the season one epilogue but many readers have been viewing Yoon bum very negatively, thus I unfortunately am uploading this author’s note. I am still in the process of figuring out the storyline of this series and I’m very frustrated that I can’t tell you what will happen in the story. Season 1 of thus(This?) story has only barely finished, and I am hurt to hear the criticisms about the character Yoon bum. Worries the readers have for and about yoombum are misunderstandings.”

“Yoon bum is a fictional stalker character but I wanted to build a sort of reality for myself in the fiction. Yoon bum lives in the story but I wanted the readers to experience the fear of obsession, the disturbing reality he faces everyday that makes our butt/teeth clench (Chips note: it’s an awkward phrase to directly translate so I just replaced it with something we normally say) is what my goal is. I don’t know if this is better for advertising purposes.. however this story is fiction and I’d like to confirm that rumours/inquiries about it being a true story are all false. I apologise for causing worry from chapters 19 and onwards. This will always be work I take much pride in. Thank you for reading Killing Stalking. Please take care of me in the future. Thank you!”

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mh22  asked:

Jakie ( sorry if I spelt it wrong Sorry ;-;) I'm not rushing you or anything but where's x-tale comic ? (Plz don't go angry at me ;-;) I've not seen in it in a while. You don't need to rush, you can take your time ;-; I'm asking this question because I'm only wondering Plz don't angry at me ;-;

*Inhales*

Take some coffee


Plushie coffee.

I can’t post more pages for Xtale for now because I’m trying to finish the hard scenes for the next episode of Underverse. Also I have to translate The Truce to spanish, too (A stupid kid filled my DA with crap like “Aah you fuck us We latin people because you always do everything in english because we latin people don’t pay you on Patreon” … I could explode really, really hard, but I’m trying to stay patience so take that coffee plushie and wait.

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Goodnight, Captain
(AKA vague prequel to this)

Where freshly minted Captain Kirk reads up on stuff even when he’s not on shift and nods off in random conference rooms on the Enterprise. Certain first officers who don’t require as much sleep take care of things.

trek

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I’m still slacking off on all my responsibilities and am not feeling well, so I decided to start a small project that I’ve been meaning to do for a while; namely, illustrating the relations between Prussia and Russia, starting with the 18th century!
…obviously my style is not going to be very consistent. Anyway, on to explain this piece! My knowledge may not be 100% accurate and corrections are appreciated.

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Local lesbian attempts to find good lighting and angle to show off her, hand-me-down-from-her-6-feet-tall-cousin, pants. Fails.

Story idea

Ok, so if you follow me (which is very unlikely because this blog is very new) you may have noticed I just adore those “humans are weird” and “humans are space orcs” and “aliens think humans are cute” posts and now I have this plot for a story in my head and I can’t get it out.

Like yeah, all the posts with human-alien culture shock and relationships are those very serious crew members and specialists that are able to explain cultural differences and human biology and that stuff, so when there is a “weird human moment” the human can explain themselves and reassure the crew. But what if the aliens had to deal with a human that just does the stuff and doesn’t know how to explain it?

Story idea under the cut.

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  • <p> <b>Kara:</b> Lena... I have to tell you something... I... I'm... Wow this is hard...<p/><b>Kara, ripping shirt open:</b> I'm supergirl...<p/><b>Lena:</b> kara.....<p/><b>Winn:</b> ...<p/><b>Alex:</b> ...<p/><b>Maggie:</b> ...<p/><b>Mon-hell:</b> ...<p/><b>The president:</b> ...<p/><b>Alura *comes back from the dead*:</b> ... Little one... You forgot to wear your supersuit...<p/><b>Lena *taking pictures of Kara*:</b> no... This is good too...<p/></p>

Decided to give you guys a peek at the first part of the lyric comic (without lyrics cuz still wanna keep it a secret). The first half is giving me a hard time to decide what scenes to put down so it, I guess, flows naturally but I think I might have an idea. This is a big project and I’m hoping to have it done sometime in the Summer.