Like pornstars (Josh x OC)
rated: this is R af I’m not even going to lie to you guys, read at your own risk tbh
warning: just mainly he smut, some swearing the usuallll for mee
word count: 2,509 (Long as fuuuuukkkkk)
A/N: Ok, so I received an ask for a link to my smut like days ago and I was supposed to post it here as well but I'm hella trash and basically I never get around to doing anything I plan, but I was writing the Chris one and decided why the fuck not.
Even though joshtrash already read this she fav af and you should go follow her btw, but anyways I’m going to dedicate bc Josh smut I super important. It’ll add like 2000000+ more years to your life ya know.
KK a heads up, serious fucking like pornstars, though it is fluff at first and in this version it wasn’t a hot water system but a heater system.
THIS IS SO LONG I’M SORRY BUT JOSH WASHINGTON REALLY FUCKS ME UP OKKK.
Stop lying with these words
“Remind me again how I got dragged into this?” You smirk, Chris pushes you gently with a roll of his eyes.
“It isn’t that bad”
“Are you sure? Because it seems like this party sucks, no offence Josh”
Luckily for you he isn’t listening at the moment he’s too busy trying to hit on Sam, you grind your teeth slightly but leave it be and turn back to your brother- Chris.
“Come on, once Hannah and Beth fetch the tunes everything will be fine” He reassures you.
“They getting some alcohol as well or?” you question, Chris gives you a glare and you can’t help but laugh. “I’m joking! Chill”
You see Jessica making her way over from across the room and you mentally groan, though the roll of your eyes is more than visible you’re sure.
“So, Chris dragged you along too?”
“It’s not terrible, but it’d be great if we had music!” you yell out.
“Working on it” Beth replies.
You laugh to yourself and your eyes can’t help but glance over to Sam and Josh once again, Jessica follows your line of sight and turns to catch a glimpse herself.
“Someone caught the jealousy bug”
“You wish” you scoff, “Just, isn’t this like a friends get together? I just don’t think it’s fair to throw one and disappear to get laid, it’s rude”
Jessica raises an eyebrow, silently judging you clearly before just shrugging her shoulders.
“I don’t know, I think it’s cool they’re getting along” Chris but’s in.
“Says the guy who spent basically a year "Getting along” with Ashley and still hasn’t made a move yet" you smirk.
A cold breeze drifts through an open window, you wrap your arms around yourself cursing that you didn’t even think to bring a coat.