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I wanted to make myself a cute simple little pastel ish theme and then this happened! Princess Jellyfish themed cause I absolutely adore that series~ Hope you like it! ^^
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Does anyone else ever get that feeling where you’re worried you’re bugging the people you speak to and consider friends? Like for no reason at all? Like you could be mid joke, mid conversation, chatting with a group of friends and then suddenly feel like you don’t really belong there and people just feel sorry for you?

I’m doing this a lot recently.

Throwback to the 2nd ever MM fanart I did with this…because I find it highly relevant right now.

How people treat sexual orientation, as explained with furniture.

Heterosexuality is a couch. Nobody even bats an eye if you keep it in the living room for everyone to see–it’s simply expected. I mean, where the hell else would you keep it? Hidden in a bedroom? No, that would be weird.

Homosexuality is a bed. Having a bed in a public room is considered weird and gross–you’re expected to keep it in private bedroom you close the door to before anyone else comes over. Because even though there are a million and one things someone can do sitting on a bed that aren’t sexual (and plenty of ways to have sex on a couch), the first and foremost thing anyone associates beds with is sex.

Bisexuality is a Western-style futon. Sometimes it functions like a couch, sometimes it functions like a bed, but whichever position it’s in at the moment, it’s still a goddamn futon. People who want to use it as a couch give you shit for not having a real couch; people who want to use it as a bed give you shit for not having a real bed. It’s acceptable in your living room, but only if you make extra certain to put it in couch position and hide the sheets before company comes over. Otherwise, you’d better hide it in a guest room.

Asexuality is a table. No matter how many times you tell people it’s not meant to be sat on, dickheads with no manners will try to park their nasty asses on it anyway.

Chips are life.

[Quick update]

Hey guys! Really sorry for the lack of new comics - I’ve been hella busy lately. My schedule is a bit all over the place right now, but I promise that I’ll do my best to post at least once a week! 

Hope you all have a lovely weekend!

  • 2 weeks to due date: Na, that's heaps of time. I'll start it later
  • 1 week to due date: I should probably get started on that assessment... na I still have ages
  • 3 days to due date: okay I'm going to start it now... oh look a new fanfiction.
  • Night before due date: I have approximately 5 hours to finish this, get a good nights sleep if I plan this right... but first let me scroll through Tumblr
  • 3am: SHIT. IVE HAD NO TIME. STUPID SCHOOL FOR MAKING US DO THIS ASSESSMENT IN SUCH A SHORT TIME