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[Ficlet] Nicknames
Pairing: Dazai/Atsushi


“A what?” Atsushi slowly lowered the cup he’d brought to his lips.

Nickname, Atsushi-kun! Nicknames!” Dazai said, happily clapping his hands together and looking at Atsushi with an expectant gleam in his eyes.

“Ah,” Atsushi put down his coffee and picked up his pen again. Hopefully Dazai would leave it alone should he pretend to be busy with this report – which he was – but Dazai only leaned down further, practically hanging over Atsushi where he sat by his desk, innocently performing his duties at the Agency.

“Well, Atsushi-kun? Well?” Dazai pressed on, his tone of voice could only be described as giddy.

Atsushi’s shoulders lowered as he sighed and looked up at the other man. “Honestly, Dazai-san, I don’t really see any need for us to have nicknames for each other.”

Dazai made a sound, sounding vaguely offended, and dramatically put his hand over his heart.

“Atsushi-kun! I’m hurt! A nickname is an important pillar of any relationship!” Here he grabbed Atsushi’s hands to hold them against his chest instead, Atsushi still holding his pen in a loose grip. “Especially since I can’t make you stop with the honorific, these things are super important!”

Atsushi blinked owlishly, for the moment swayed by Dazai’s – dubiously authentic – performance while being relieved they were alone at the office at the same time.

“They are?”

Dazai nodded, encouraged by Atsushi considering the idea he grabbed a chair and sat down, leaning his elbows on the desk while still holding the other’s hands.

“Yes! We’ve been dating for – ah, three months now-“ Dazai stopped and smiled softly at him, Atsushi gave a small smile back, “- and I think we need to take this a step further.”

F-Further? You mean-?”

“Yes, nicknames! So, I’ll go first.”

“Dazai-san, I’m not sure this is necessary-“

“Kitten.”

Atsushi blinked, then frowned. “What?”

“Darling, honey, cutie pie,” Dazai kept listing names. Atsushi could feel a headache coming. He dragged his hand over his eyes and groaned.

“You’re not making any sense.”

Hmm,” Dazai made that offended noise again and Atsushi felt him taking his other hand – maybe to once again bring it to his chest and proclaim about the foundations of a functioning relationship. Atsushi peeked through his fingers and watched as Dazai elegantly held Atsushi’s hand in front of his own lips. He blew warm air over the skin, and something inside of Atsushi’s stomach fluttered.

Dazai dragged his lower lip over Atsushi’s fingers and then met his eyes. They seemed deep and warm in the sharp light of the afternoon sun.

“Sweetheart.”

The butterflies in Atsushi’s stomach turner sharper, he might’ve made a sound because Dazai’s gentle smile crooked; became smug. He leaned closer, close enough for Atsushi to catch the faint fragrance of tea and cologne over the beating of his heart that’d escalated quickly.

“Umm…”

“You like that?” Dazai’s voice sounded smooth despite his smile, his eyes twinkled. “Sweetheart?”

A furious blush stretched against his cheeks, Atsushi could feel it. The more it grew the bigger the grin on Dazai’s face widened, and Atsushi felt a strange feeling of losing – what he didn’t know, only that it frustrated him. He tried for a response but could only sputter helplessly.

Dazai chuckled and released his hand. “So that’s it, huh?” He said victoriously.

Atsushi jerked his head up and took hold of Dazai’s hands in a poor imitation of Dazai’s earlier actions. Heart in his mouth Atsushi said with a slightly squeaky but serious voice:

“My love.”

Dazai froze. He looked from their intertwined hands up to Atsushi’s determined face. Unblinking, he opened his mouth, then closed it.

“Well,” Dazai rasped and tried clearing his throat, “that’s it then.”

He got up, strange expression on his face, and then walked towards the exit.

“Dazai? Where are you going?” Kunikida met him in the door, looking up from his bunt of papers at Dazai’s retreating back.

“Oh, nothing. Just going to question the meaning of life!” Dazai answered, his laughter stiff.

What?” Kunikida yelled after him. He turned his head and stared hard at Atsushi. “What happened!?”

Then he stopped and, stupefied, looked down at his papers, “and why am I even acting surprised?

Atsushi groaned and hit his head on the desk.

“You must be the new neighbors!”

8

Goodbye self-titled era

5

Sometimes I wonder why I’m even trying…

well…

LET’S EMBARASS MYSELF OvO

Uhm…Yeah… 1 Reblog is an entry…for one more entry you can also like….but eh, one like alone doesn’t count as entry!! I…I guess,,,,Sorry T-T B-But thank you for 159 Followers!!! I didn’t look at it after I reached 80!! Thank you so much!!!!

All used characters used in my drawings do not belong to me except metal and Skrillex! (too layz to tag i’m sorry………..also sometimes tagging seems attention seeking!! I dun wanna seem like that QAQ)

Ah right! it ends in one week, so on the 18th March!!
GOM + studying

Kuroko

*studies silently*

*studies well*

*if there’s something he doesn’t understand calls Midorima or Akashi*

*passes the exam*


Kise

“ YES~ ! I’m ready for this !! I can totally ace this exam!!”

*opens book*

WTF

*tries to understand*

*fails to understand*

*calls Kasamatsu and Kuroko for help*

*both refuse to help him*

*cries in the corner*

*fails the exam*


Aomine

“dafuq is this”

“dafuq is that”

“when the did we learn this shit”

*falls asleep*

*wakes up*

*actually reads something + forgets it instantly*

*makes a sandwich*

*stares blankly at the book*

“ I’m not gonna use this shit in real life am I? “

*closes the book*

*falls asleep on book*

*fails the exam … duh*


Midorima

*makes himself a snack and something to drink*

*sits in a calm place*

*studies properly*

*passes the exam*


Murasakibara

“eh~~???”

“what’s this ???”

“I don’t remember taking this in class..” <—- he was sleeping

*reads something*

“ I remember Muro-chin explaning this to me … I understood nothing”

*tries again*

“ I don’t get it , guess it can’t be helped”

*closes book*

*leaves*

*somehow passes*


Akashi

*studies in either his room or the library or his house’s beautiful garden*

*studies properly*

*absorbs every single piece of information just be reading it once*

*can solve all problems*

*passes with distinction*

* is a lucky bastard *

*passes every single fucking exam with a full mark*

Darkness is a harsh term, don’t you think ? 
And yet it dominates the things I see. (x)


I post drawings at 5 am because I’m smart. Also that FUCKING SWORD took me like 3 hours I never want to look at that damn reference picture ever again. The crown looks kinda weird but eh whatever I tried (I’m thinking about making another piece with Merlin, so maybe you’ll see that pop around in the next month who know maybe I’m becoming productive)
(you can click for better quality and all that jazz)

ridingintohell  asked:

I'm a big fan of MGDMT, and was wondering if you had ever considered doing another long-term "arc" (like you did with Commander and everyone turning "pretty") or was that more a "Tried it, but like standalone comics better" kind of thing?

Eh, I have other ones I could do but It’s hard to start one unless I know I’m going to have time to keep up with the story for the time it’ll be running. The survival dome arc fucked me up because I was in the middle of a really demanding job while I was also doing tests for a new job (so basically working double hours) and then sorting out all the business with transferring visas, so I felt like I was drowning the entire time I was trying to update it and I feel like it came out pretty sloppy as a result.

At the age of 20.
  • [{ Everyone is living with their lover and the husbands are talking while having a drinks... then their conversation went to their wives.}]
  • Kagami: Lately, I've seen Kuroko studying how to cook and bake.
  • Aomine: Ouu? How nice, Kagami.
  • Kagami: There's sarcasm along those lines.
  • Akashi: But my Kouki hasn't even moved an inch ever since he burned down the house.
  • Aomine & Kagami: Oi! This is the first time I heard such a thing!
  • Midorima: It happened a few months back after they finally settled in a single apartment. Apparently, that chihuahua burned down the house when he tried to cooked for Akashi.
  • Akashi: Ever since that day happened, he never step in to the kitchen.
  • Aomine: Who's the husband again?
  • Kagami: Isn't this great? We're talking about our wives.
  • Midorima: Uh...
  • Aomine: Midorima hasn't even talked about his wife, same goes to you both.
  • Murasakibara: Eh? But I tried to speak. I can't join in.
  • Hyuuga: At least stop munching your snacks for once.
  • Kagami: Oh yeah, capta- I mean, Hyuuga-senpai, you are married to coach, right?
  • Hyuuga: What did I told you about calling us captain and coach? BaKagami, we're already 20 plus and we're done with basketball. Call me Hyuuga and yeah, I'm married with her.
  • Aomine: Is she the girl in the bench back in Seirin?
  • Hyuuga: Yeah, the evil witch you guys been seeing along with us.
  • Murasakibara: Evil witch?
  • Akashi: She has a scary aura than me, Atsushi.
  • Murasakibara: Scary...
  • Kagami: How's things going though? Who's in charge of cooking both lunch and dinner?
  • Hyuuga: Me. I stopped her even before she can step inside of the kitchen.
  • Aomine: Oh, a bad cooker like Satsuki, huh?
  • Hyuuga: I bet she's even worst than Momoi-san. She can make a curry though the taste is unbelievable.
  • Akashi: Unbelievably good?
  • Kagami: No, the worst than good, Akashi. It's like you are going to die once you eaten one of her dish.
  • Aomine: You've tasted it before?
  • Kagami: She used to cook for us in our training camps and she even bought us bento.
  • Hyuuga: The face that Kuroko made when he ate one of her bento.
  • Aomine: She's no good. But Kise is the worst, though. He burned the egg all the time so we don't have a choice but to eat outside or order.
  • Kagami: Saying stuff like that... Kuroko is not the worst yet he can be the worst. You see, that guy only knows how to boil eggs.
  • Akashi: I'm not going to complain about how my Kouki does in the kitchen since you guys knew it already.
  • Murasakibara: Muro-chin is no bad. He can't cook but he can't even bake as well.
  • Midorima: You two will be fat in no time. Takao is nowhere good. He can't even boil water for our miso ramen.
  • Hyuuga: Though, I feel bad for Aomine.
  • Aomine: Right, the both of us aren't that good when it comes to cooking.
  • Kagami: I decided to cook for the both of us but you can't possibly resist how Kuroko look when he wants to cook.
  • Akashi: Same goes to me.
  • Murasakibara: Muro-chin never complains about the food I baked.
  • Midorima: He likes to spoil you too much and love you way too much.
  • Everyone: .... This is the world we chose anyway.
  • ----
  • In another cafe...
  • Kise: You see, Aominecchi decided the both of us to eat outside instead of cooking for each other. Since I have work every single day, he never broke his promise to eat together.
  • Kuroko: Kagami-kun banned me for stepping in the kitchen, though.
  • Furihata: I actually want to learn how to cook properly. Not burning the house down.
  • Takao: Hahaha! I feel so normal with you guys!
  • Himuro: Is this some kind of meeting for our husbands?
  • Everyone: Yes...
  • Himuro: I see. Well, since you guys are complaining about that. More likely, Kise is not complaining, shall we all enter a cooking school?
  • Kuroko: I'm up for that.
  • Furihata: Sei-kun wouldn't be happy about that.
  • Himuro: Why is that?
  • Furihata: He doesn't want to lessen our time together, though.
  • Himuro: You are far too spoiled. Atsushi would surely like this idea, anyway.
  • Everyone: Same goes to you, though.

Given how tiny Arya is and how big Gendry is, Gendry totally cuddles her like she is his personal teddy bear

elynight  asked:

Ok, but you brought in Byakuran and his squad. And now, I'm just kinda giggling over how he'd deal with fibro!Tsuna and Enma. Like, he can't even get a rise outta them, they're just So Done. Byakuran is OUT OF HIS DEPTH, Shouichi help me, Tsuna isn't doing the THING! Spanner would totally be all for fibro!Tsuna though. "Lollypop?" "Will it release me from all this pain and anguish?" "Eh.... maybe. But it'll be yummy and you won't have to really do anything with it." "I'm in."

i had a text post where tsuna asks byakuran to change the date of A Big Fight to something a little more weather-appropriate and i bet my jollies byakuran tries to to contact shouichi like ‘how do say no to this without being a downright jackass’.

tsuna: wow… he’s pretty AND considerate, what a catch.
tsuna: *eyebrow waggles* lucky you, irie-san
shouichi: *leaves and buries himself in his work so he doesn’t have to think about that.*

SPANNER THOUGH….

spanner: lollipop?
tsuna: is it poisoned
spanner: …um.
tsuna: specifically, is it poison that will kill me slowly or quickly? painfully? painlessly? will it make me go into unfeeling paralytic shock? is it going to burn my tongue off?
spanner: there is literally no way to prove it’s safe to eat without eating part of it myself and giving you the rest, which is highly inappropriate given our situation and everything about it. also the fact that it’s a very small lollipop.
tsuna: this is true
tsuna: *eats it anyway*
tsuna: if i die, i’m thanking you

spanner: okay this is a very important question
spanner: if i help you perfect your x-burner are you going to use it on yourself?
tsuna: what, and burn myself alive? hell no, that would be so painful. 
spanner: alright lets do it then
tsuna: …i mean, after the nerves are gone there’s supposedly no feeling, but, like- 
spanner: never mind
tsuna: what? why?

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hggghhhfffh

Merry christmas @i-homeostasis 8′D IT IS I! YOUR SECRET SANTA!!

Obviously Asahi in a dress is something I can do harharhar - I hope it’s at least somewhat like you wanted it to be? I tried very hard to up the adorable factor /fistpump

happy holidays everyone u3u

Penelope Bunce ;; Carry On

aaahh i tried, shading is the Bane Of My Existence but i tried and i made a penelope bunce in my best efforts to do some art

anonymous asked:

Gavin getting 'kidnapped' by a new gang making their way through Los Santos. He remains blindfolded the entire time, but they chat with him and feed him someone even brushes his hair. He realizes halfway through dessert that this was more of a recruitment than an ambush. "I'm sorry ladies but my loyalties remain with Ramsey. Though I won't lie that cake was divine." He hears a put upon sad sigh and the blindfold is removed for just two seconds, long enough to see a pout and gorgeous brown eyes.

hyeahhhhhhhh

and he gets back to the penthouse and geoff is like “where have you been?” and gavins like “eh, y’know, out.”

“for 6 hours without your phone?”

“…er, geoff?”

“yeah gav?”

“so i might, maybe, have possibly er, gotten hired again, temporarily, mind you, but em…”

“…what.”

“geoff-”

“did you just quit on me??”

“no! i was kidnapped yea true, and they tried to recruit me though afterwards.”

“and you said yes??”

“like, whenever they need me to do hacking things for them! when im not busy here! thats all!”

“Why?!”

“I couldnt refuse them Geoff!”

“And why the hell not?!”

*mumbles*

“What?”

“….I SAID HER EYES ARE REALLY REALLY HAZEL AND LOVELY ALRIGHT? SHE’S WELL FIT AND SHE HAS A LAUGH THAT MAKES ME FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE AND SHE HAS THIS REALLY CUTE LITTLE SMIRK AND-”