no i'm a sociopath

Day in the life of a scientist
  • Me, at an art store: I need a paint marker with low toxicity and a delicate tip.
  • Employee: What kind of project are you working on?
  • Me: It's for a research project. I just need bright colors.
  • Employee: What medium are you using? Canvas or paper?
  • Me: uh....spiders.
  • Employee: Plastic or felt?
  • Me: ....live spiders. Like, from the forest.
  • Employee: ....
  • Employee: I have to get back to the counter.
  • sansa: one of my siblings is emotionally disconnected, the other wants to kill me.
  • tyrion: really?
  • sansa: yeah.. my sister is a sociopath. she thinks i'm guilty for my father's death.
  • tyrion: ...are we having the same storylines this season?
  • sansa: idk. i wasn't this scared ever since lysa arryn wanted to push me through the moon door. and now all i want is to help my king.. but i'm constantly accused of being traitor..
  • sansa: i just don't want to kill people just because they have different opinions. (i'm smart, i know i need their armies and i believe when jon says that white walkers are coming.)WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER TO DEFEND AND CREATE THE BETTER WORLD.
  • tyrion: I KNOW!! .....wait.. are we having the same storylines all this time????
The Types as Stupid Things I've Heard/Said
  • ENTP: "I'm not a COMPLETE sociopath, geez."
  • INTP: "Emotions? I don't know her."
  • ENFP: I'm not picking sides! *Five minutes later* "You suck."
  • INFP: "Everything has a life, don't kill anything. nO INTP DON'T KILL THE COCKROACH DAMMIT!"
  • ENTJ: "I win, shaboom!"
  • INTJ: *rather than using 3.14 for pi she uses 3.141592653589793*
  • ENFJ: "I wanted to tell her to leave as nicely as possible but all that came out was "Fuck You." Hm."
  • INFJ: "Ding, Dong, the bitch is gone, the bitch is gone. Ding, dong, the stupid bitch is gone!"
  • ESTP: "I'm the BEST! Muahahaha!" *trips on shoelace*
  • ISTP: "Why are you so rude? Like why? It doesn't make sense? You can just shut up?"
  • ESFP: "Let't not and say we did."
  • ISFP: "Do you know how to not?"
  • ESTJ: *puzzled look on their face as INTP attempts to explain a math problem to them*
  • ISTJ: "Stress can get the fuck out of my life please and thank you!"
  • ISFJ: "But they were so nice to me..."
  • ESFJ: *raises hand before teacher even finishes sentence*
  • Kirishima: Bakugou, why did you think any of this was a good idea?
  • Bakugou: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
  • Kirishima: ...Oh.
  • Bakugou: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
No one had a problem with sangwoo killing women but saying mean things to yoonbum? unacceptable. he's completely irredeemable NOW. Murdering women, meh, but SAYING something that cruel to our favorite character? THAT's what makes him irredeemable. Dismissing sexual assault as consensual...after we've seen how he butchers women. That's what makes him evil and that is in FACT, so shocking. And out of character. Can you believe it, guys? I can't believe it. I'm swimming in disbelief, I can't even believe it that hard.

Ahahah.

Isn’t that…nice…

  • "I'm not anti-social, I'm just anti-you."
  • "Sometimes I need what only you can provide - your absence."
  • "I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
  • "Good morning, I see the assassins failed again."
  • "Moral fibre? What, is that a new breakfast thing or something?"
  • "Stop acting so oblivious."
  • "Have you no conscience?"
  • "Good Guy, Bad Guy. What matters is I'm the guy with the gun."
  • "I'm an apathetic sociopath; I'd kill you if I cared."
  • "If we really learned from our mistakes, I'd be a freaking genius by now."
  • "I don't particularly want to kill you. I just wouldn't mind if you died."
  • "Lazy? How dare you. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy."
  • "Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject."
  • "If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty."
BBC Moriarty

They should make a show called “Moriarty”. It would take place up to The Fall( possibly after), with Jim Moriarty and Sebastian Moran. Obviously there would be more Moriarty than Sherlock during the show. Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaassssssee. If you can’t give us more Moriarty during Sherlock, at least give us his backstory.

Quotes that fit a little too well together
  • The Doctor: What am I supposed to do with a ringing phone?
  • Dean Winchester: I don't know, maybe pick up the phone and tell us that a raging psychopath was dropping by!
  • Sherlock Holmes: I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
  • Castiel: Then again, 94% of psychotics think that they're perfectly sane.