no i'm a sociopath

Day in the life of a scientist
  • Me, at an art store: I need a paint marker with low toxicity and a delicate tip.
  • Employee: What kind of project are you working on?
  • Me: It's for a research project. I just need bright colors.
  • Employee: What medium are you using? Canvas or paper?
  • Me: uh....spiders.
  • Employee: Plastic or felt?
  • Me: ....live spiders. Like, from the forest.
  • Employee: ....
  • Employee: I have to get back to the counter.
No one had a problem with sangwoo killing women but saying mean things to yoonbum? unacceptable. he's completely irredeemable NOW. Murdering women, meh, but SAYING something that cruel to our favorite character? THAT's what makes him irredeemable. Dismissing sexual assault as consensual...after we've seen how he butchers women. That's what makes him evil and that is in FACT, so shocking. And out of character. Can you believe it, guys? I can't believe it. I'm swimming in disbelief, I can't even believe it that hard.

Ahahah.

Isn’t that…nice…

Quotes that fit a little too well together
  • The Doctor: What am I supposed to do with a ringing phone?
  • Dean Winchester: I don't know, maybe pick up the phone and tell us that a raging psychopath was dropping by!
  • Sherlock Holmes: I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
  • Castiel: Then again, 94% of psychotics think that they're perfectly sane.
  • "I'm not anti-social, I'm just anti-you."
  • "Sometimes I need what only you can provide - your absence."
  • "I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
  • "Good morning, I see the assassins failed again."
  • "Moral fibre? What, is that a new breakfast thing or something?"
  • "Stop acting so oblivious."
  • "Have you no conscience?"
  • "Good Guy, Bad Guy. What matters is I'm the guy with the gun."
  • "I'm an apathetic sociopath; I'd kill you if I cared."
  • "If we really learned from our mistakes, I'd be a freaking genius by now."
  • "I don't particularly want to kill you. I just wouldn't mind if you died."
  • "Lazy? How dare you. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy."
  • "Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject."
  • "If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty."