Day in the life of a scientist
- Me, at an art store: I need a paint marker with low toxicity and a delicate tip.
- Employee: What kind of project are you working on?
- Me: It's for a research project. I just need bright colors.
- Employee: What medium are you using? Canvas or paper?
- Me: uh....spiders.
- Employee: Plastic or felt?
- Me: ....live spiders. Like, from the forest.
- Employee: ....
- Employee: I have to get back to the counter.