no i don't have feelings about this movie no

dad and i watch captain america: the winter soldier
  • dad: oh god it's starting shut up i've been waiting for this for months
  • (movie starts)
  • dad: THESE ARE THE BICEPS OF FREEDOM
  • dad: i don't know what's happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore
  • me: how do you even know who macklemore is?
  • dad: i'm hip. i'm cool
  • me: don't you do it
  • dad: i'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 baguettes in my pocket
  • (five minutes later)
  • dad: is that the Falcon? that's totally the Falcon
  • me: how do you know?
  • dad: i used to read the comic books trust me on this i'm an expert. his superpower was that he could talk to birds
  • me: birds?
  • dad: i mean in hindsight it probably wasn't the most useful thing ever
  • dad: if this winter soldier is supposedly a ghost in the machine that nobody's ever seen, and nobody will ever catch, you would think showing up in broad daylight and blowing up cars would not be his modus operandi
  • dad: how the heck did he laser through concrete??
  • me: idk dad it's nick fury he can probably do whatever he wants
  • dad: i'm sorry attractive nurse who just so happens to live next door, my heart belongs to a seventy year russian dude with a bionic arm
  • me: what
  • dad:
  • dad: nick fury isn't dead. justice never dies. he probably has a billion clones in some top secret storage facility, just waiting for their organ harvest.
  • me: ew dad gross no
  • dad: i really relate to that apple store employee
  • me: we all do dad
  • dad: oh that's that guy from the first movie! i remember him! he was my favorite, his eyes were so blue, and he loved steve so much. i wanted them to get together
  • me: dad good god
  • dad: he was a little less marilyn manson at that point though
  • dad: not that guyliner isn't a good look for this guy
  • dad: when a deadly russian assassin wears eyeliner, it's 'he's so dreamy' and 'wow what a badass'
  • dad: but when i do it it's 'you're too old' and 'bald guys can't pull off make-up'
  • me: dad it was halloween and it was one time you need to let this go
  • dad: so bucky barnes, aka cute cocky guy who died in the first movie, aka steve roger's best friend/boyfriend, is a top secret super scary brainwashed hydra agent?
  • me: mmm-hm
  • dad: called it
  • dad: do you think single handedly destroying jets is just a common, everyday thing for cap? punch a few tanks, feed a few pigeons, take out a plane, help old ladies cross the street...
  • dad: captain america is like your grandad minus the booze and the cussing
  • dad: in all honesty that was a little anti-climactic
  • dad: i was 100% sure nick fury was gonna descend majestically from the heavens, 'All I do is Win' blaring in the background, and single-handedly save everyone's ass
  • dad: scarjo and chris evans are two of the most beautiful people in the world and they are both in this movie and i don't know how to feel about it i have butterflies in my stomach i'm a schoolboy again
  • me: you know on second thought we should have brought mom
  • dad: where's hawkeye? where's bruce? where's tony? where's thor? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER AVENGERS AS THE ENTIRETY OF SHIELD IS COMPROMISED AND NICK FURY DIES
  • me: maybe they figured steve could handle it
  • dad: maybe they're all lazy assholes

so I’m going through the atomic blonde tag and I literally just saw a post saying that the movie is sexist because charlize theron looks “too thin” in the trailer, and because it’s “unrealistic” for a woman to be able to beat up men who are significantly larger than her, especially in heels??? 

like??? buddy. pal. my guy.  

this is a female-lead film in an almost entirely male-dominated genre (seriously, when was the last time you saw an action movie where the main character was a.) female, and b.) not someone’s wife/girlfriend?), directed by an established filmmaker (david leitch, best known for his work on john wick), starring an oscar-winning actress who is also producing it herself, featuring a romantic subplot between two women, with feminist themes in the trailers and promotional material, and you’re going to boycott it… because the main character (a secret agent who is required to keep high standards of physical fitness for her job) is too fit??? or because she’s too feminine??? (I mean, I can run and jump and climb in heels, and I’m definitely not a highly-trained spy.) if you genuinely believe that conventionally attractive/traditionally feminine women being portrayed as tough and badass is “unrealistic,” then it sounds like the only one being sexist here is you. 

I want to point out that there should be a huge trigger warning for rape/sexual assault for the last 20 minutes of A Cure For Wellness like it’s really disturbing and is honestly just gross so I just want to make it known for people who really have issues with that. Feel free to reblog and add other notes about the movie

Trent Reznor Era Summaries
  • Option 30/ Exotic Birds/ Slam Bamboo/ Purest Feeling: 2 Kewl 4 Sk00l Tr0nt. Synthpop, band geek. MY DESIREEEE BURNIN' LIKE A HOUSE ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Pretty Hate Machine: Synthesizers and Movie Samples.
  • Dreads R Kool. Al Jourgensen turned me into a goth
  • Broken: Fuck the establishment (mostly Steve Gotlieb)
  • Have some torture porn just don't arrest me please.
  • The Downward Spiral: Fist Fucker Extraordinaire, leather gloves, keyboard abuser. Cocaine chic, Marilyn Manson is my protege (and maybe lover)
  • The Fragile: Death is everywhere and is after everyone I love. No I did not get my heart broken by Marilyn Manson and none of the songs are written about the death of my dog.
  • With Teeth: The second coming, sober yet wiser. Changes album name due to period jokes. The Incredible Sulk (Bulked up and shaved) Friendship ended with Brian, Atticus is my best friend now.
  • Year Zero: The Truth is Out There...
  • Fuck Bush. ARG. Explosions. Conspiracy. Watched too much Sci-Fi shows whilst on Tour.
  • Ghosts/ The Slip: Fuck The Establishment 2.0, (Mostly Interscope) I'm releasing shit for free. Steal. Steal. Keep on stealin'
  • The Scoring Era: Oscar winner and married with children Playing music with friends and family
  • Hesitation Marks: What the hell did I do in 1994? We're here to have a bad time. What Fight Club musical
  • Apple Music: I Am The Establishment now.... Youtube is Satan
  • Not The Actual Events: The Truth Is Still Out There. Atticus promoted from servant to band member. I miss Rob Sheridan.
  • Add Violence: Let's watch everyone shit themselves over an ARG that may/may not exist. Fuck Trump, Fuck Drake, Fuck Aston Kutcher. Oh yeah me and Manson have made up allgedly.
My opinion of the moon signs
  • Aries: bro u get me. We both cry at least 28 times a day and lowkey hate having feelings. We can't stand showing people that we are actually big babies and we are too defensive but at LEAST WE GET EACH OTHER.
  • Taurus: ur always centered and calm and a lil bab but if you tell me I'm the only person you've told about something (that you've told everyone) one MORE TIME IM GOING TO SNAP.
  • Gemini: yes, I believe in aliens. No I don't think bigfoot has a vendetta against you. I don't get why you just told me your life story but your mother seems like a nice lady.
  • Cancer: you make me feel like a shitty person because I don't like feelings or being empathetic or putting effort towards other people. IT'S WHATEVER THO.
  • Leo: I see right thru you. I'm a Leo. I know why you are doing that. The Validations™. I know. It's me on the daily. You're doing good tho.
  • Virgo: IF YOU DO NOT CALM DOWN RIGHT NOW. They don't care that you said "you too" when they said "have a good meal". EVERY ONE DOES THAT. DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
  • Libra: so hot. hot damg. Doesn't know how to pick movies or if they want a bottle or a can. Over compromising champion of the masses. Too nice to be mean to which is hard on me because I'm mean to those I love.
  • Scorpio: what you think you are- murder death fear me am evil. What u actually are- smol bean and afraid to be hurt again, does the same things that you did before that got u hurt in the first place though??
  • Sagittarius: NICE MAKING PLANS. #cancelled. ALWAYS. Also. Nice use of sarcasm to hide ur feels. JK IF YOU MAKE ONE MORE SARCASTIC REMARK ILL YELL. I'm already yelling tho...
  • Capricorn: emotional lil bab. Stop beating yourself up. Its okay to feel things and its okay to admit that you aren't having a good day. BUT IF YOU SASS ME ONE MORE TIME.
  • Aquarius: IF YOU DISTANCE URSELF ANYMORE YOULL BE ENTIRELY IN SPACE. I admire the fact that you can go a whole 24 hours (three years?!??) without crying. I can't achieve that but I have aspirations.
  • Pisces: S T R E S S. M E. O U T. if you do not like the choice. Why did you make it. You are the controller of ur own destiny. Ily but wyd.

anonymous asked:

Hey! I have a little bit strange request. Can you please write headcanon about MC having nightmare, because she watched too much horror movies and RFA + Saeran + V there is the main monster who wants to eat MC, but is attractive to her anyway. Maybe also what happens after MC wakes up:) Feel free to reject it if you don't like it. Anyway you are amazing! ♡

Haha, this was interesting. Hope you like these~


Zen:

  • He tried to wake you up from your nightmare, and you slapped him
  • You apologize profusely and explain that the monster in your dreams kind of looked like him
  • He saw you blush and he asked what the monster was exactly
  • You stammer out that it was kind of like a wolf…that looked like him…and that you found kind of cute
  • He smirks and starts teasing you
  • “Oh…are you saying…I’m a beast?”
  • You don’t hear the end of it for days

Yoosung:

  •  You wake up in a cold sweat, accidentally waking him up in the process
  • He’s kind of worried, but you’re just trying to brush it off from the horror movies you watched earlier
  • Still, he persistently asks what the dream was about
  • When you explain about the monster, he jumps out of bed and starts pulling out books
  • You realize he’s looking up dream meanings, to see if it had anything to do with your life
  • You calm him down and say that the monster wasn’t scary, it was actually really attractive
  • He gets really jealous and pouty for a few minutes until you tell him it looked like him
  • He has mixed feelings
  • He’s glad you’re still attracted to the monster version of him, but also really worried that he did something to make your subconscious look at him that way
  • You have to assure him he’s overanalyzing thing

Jaehee:

  • She wakes you up cuz she heard you tossing and turning
  • She’s a little worried because you seem shaken up
  • But then you wave it off and say it was a silly dream
  • Curious, she asks you what it was about
  • You start explaining the dream, and in your haziness, you slip that the monster was really pretty and kind of looked like Jaehee
  • She gives you a blank stare and sighs
  • She tells you not to eat pizza so late at night after watching a horror film
  • She sends you one last judging glare before going back to bed 

Jumin:

  • He wakes you gently when you get restless
  • You apologize for waking him, and he asks what was wrong
  • So you explain about your dream, and you get a little embarrassed when you tell him he was the monster in the dream
  • He chuckles a little when you say you were attracted to the monster
  • He wraps his arms around you and tells you not to think too deeply about it, since dreams are sometimes just silly
  • Still, when you wake up in the morning, you find him googling some keywords and also what it means when a spouse is a monster in a dream

Seven:

  • You jolt awake and he groggily asks if you’re okay
  • You start explaining your nightmare with the monster wanting to eat you and all that
  • He sits up, makes a Sign of the Cross, mumbles a prayer and lays back down
  • You clear your throat and clarify that the monster looked like him…and you found it kind of attractive
  • He sticks his fingers in the glass of water beside the table and flicks it at you
  • He mutters something about Holy Water before turning over
  • You tell him to stop being so extra
  • “You’re the one who’s having weird dreams because of one movie,” he shoots back
  • Actually, he’s just really flustered about the fact you found a monster version of him attractive 

Saeran: 

  • You woke up a little shaky
  • You shake Saeran and start telling him about the dream
  • He keeps giving these ambiguous grunts that are only sometimes specific
  • “Mhmm….wow, a tree, that’s cool….uh-huh…”
  • You hit him with a pillow
  • “Are you listening?! I said you were the monster in my dream!”
  • He groans and turns around, “I’ll be the monster for real if you keep waking me up!” 

V:

  • He wakes up up when you’re mumbling in discomfort in your sleep
  • You apologize for waking you and explain your dream
  • When you talk about him being the monster, he starts apologizing
  • He holds your hand and reassures you that he would never do such a thing in real life
  • And he goes on and on about how he really cares for you
  • When you tell him you still found the monster version of him really attractive, he starts going on about how it’s just because you have a sweet heart to see the good in everyone

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“We believe in you.”

*wipes away tear* Me, too, Strawberry Man. Me, too. 

anonymous asked:

How to stim after years of pretending to be allistic? (This is a genuine question, I don't know how to stim)

  • start in private, where you dont have to be self-conscious about how you look doing it
  • those long posts where people talk about their fav stims? try them out
  • same goes for stimming gifs. copy them. see what feels good; what feels right
  • if you can, get some stim toys. theres nothing wrong with getting cheap version of them to work out if you like the feel or not (obviously support the original creators if possible, but there’s no point spending £20 on a fidget cube if you might not like it)
  • watch ur fav shows/movies/whatever and stim while u do it. translate all that happy into movement
  • if you find yourself moving idly, let it happen
  • keep reminding yourself that stimming is good and natural and not something to suppress. keep reminding yourself until it sinks in

No One Talks Shit like a Shimada.

Been havin’ a lot of bro bonding feels since the comic came out. Like, if Genji really does have an arm and more importantly a tiddie under that armor than i think he’d eventually show it when he’s around Hanzo as part of healing process for both of them. and find some things haven’t changed when they fall back into easy banter, talking shit, being Extra™ and razzing each other about their respective love-interests like when they were young. 

anonymous asked:

I love your HP posts but I've seen you hate on HP too many times. I'm not saying you can't criticize what you love, but you seem to hate everything about it. I've only seen you put down any element brought up outside of a joke. The jokes are on point, but I don't feel like constantly defending the series to people who supposedly like it. Calling it "overrated" was the 10 pound barbell that broke the camel's back. As a salty person, I get it's fun to find flaws in everything, but have a snack/nap

we fucking love harry potter, i’m frequently reading the books (or rather listening to them on audio, gotta love that adhd) and occasionally rewatching the movies/playing the videogames. i think the characters are fantastic and the world, whilst non-sensical, is really colourful and vibrant.

i’ve been to the themepark, i own literally over a dozen pieces of ravenclaw merchandise, i went to see the fuckin play despite how garbage everybody said it would be, and yeah, it had issues, but i fuckin loved it

but i’m not here to defend its shitty aspects, or talk about its great things, because everybody already knows those things. everybody already talks about how wonderfully ron develops over seven books, how complicated characters like wormtail and dumbledore are.

my point is that genuine criticism is more valuable than blind defence, and it makes the fanbase stronger, and even helps to develop the shitty things about it. look at Cursed Child – it gave Snape something good to actually do that we can all agree was an action based in morality rather than selfishness. if you don’t think that was a direct result of us criticising snape’s character and the way rowling tried to redeem him then, well, i don’t know what to tell you kiddo.

i can think something is fantastic and also think it is overrated. a big example would be the webcomic “Homestuck”. everybody fucking raved and ranted about it, and it’s true, it was fantastic and really funny and some of the art was fuckin gorgeous. but like… it’s not that big of deal, not compared to the attention it got.

i think people blindly defending harry potter proves that it IS overrated. let people criticise its flaws without telling them they’re not real fans, which is essentially what y’all are doing.

at the end of the day, does it matter what i think about harry potter? i consume all the media related to it, and will eventually pick up the newer books/go see the newer movies, etc. etc.

  • Dumbledore: Do you want to talk about how you're feeling right now?
  • Snape: I don't talk about feelings, Albus. I don't have any, I've never seen one. I don't feel anything emotionally, except for rage. 24/7, 365, at a million percent. And if you think that there's something behind that, then you're crazy. Good night, Headmaster.
  • Dumbledore: *opens curtain to reveal the sunlight* Severus, it's morning.
  • Snape: *recoiling* hisssssssss!!! Uggggghhhhhh......
the signs as I know them
  • Aries: there's this fiery aura that surrounds them. they're always so warm and exciting. they're a natural leader and they won't hesitate to call you out on your shit. they might be pretty hot-headed sometimes but they're usually so generous and encouraging.
  • Taurus: very, very hardworking but they enjoy their lazy days too. they always try to get the best out of every thing. Is very affectionate and adorable when it comes to love, usually kinda introverted but they don't mind being in the spotlight. Rarely changes their mind but sticks to it if they do.
  • Gemini: so, so damn funny. I love these guys because no matter what they're feeling, they'll always try to make you laugh. So clever and intelligent but can be pretty manipulative sometimes, even when they aren't even trying to be. They have this childish quality about them which makes them seem so young and curious. Are usually very talkative but expressing their emotions and feelings can be pretty hard for them.
  • Cancer: Experiencing their moods is like watching those really old movies that make you feel so nostalgic. It's very hard to get them out of their shell because deep inside that cool, hard exterior is fear. They're always so paranoid that everyone is against them so they protect themselves under that strong, protective shell of theirs. Very poetic minded and imaginative but they do use logic over intuition sometimes, depending on their moods.
  • Leo: Oh god, honestly, the most beautiful smile I've ever seen. So damn charming and hilarious. They can be so intimidating sometimes because they seem so cool, but you'd be surprised at how grounded they actually are. They absolutely love their hair and will complement you on yours too. Very honest and straightforward. I love how positive their vibes are.
  • Virgo: This is the sign I get along the best with, mostly because they're so careful, helpful and caring. They will always, and by always I mean ALWAYS put you first, no matter how shitty they feel themselves. It's very difficult for them to open up about their emotions and don't expect them to do that unless they trust you. They're always thinking and that's what makes them so prone to anxious and disturbing thoughts. They don't always show it but they're very sensitive deep down.
  • Libra: They're so damn friendly and will always try to include you in their group. They're so charming and incredible. They might seem emotionally cold sometimes but they know more than they reveal. They usually end up taking people's shit way too much, sometimes to the point where it's very unhealthy. So good at solving conflicts and they always strive for equality, no matter what.
  • Scorpio: I fall in love with them all over again just by the way they look at me with their magnetic, piercing eyes. They are so misunderstood because they don't show their true emotions. They either love you or hate you. They tend to hold grudges against people who have hurt them but if they forgive you, you're lucky because Scorpios never forgive and forget. Everything they feel is so intense and part of the reason why they hide beneath a poker face. Very obsessive and suspicious.
  • Sagittarius: They're honest as hell, sometimes to the point where it can come off as hurtful but they don't really mean it. Very independent, they won't put up with your shit and thats exactly what I love about them. Can be pretty blindly optimistic sometimes. They just want to have fun and want everyone else around them to have fun too. The most genuine smiles and hugs. Laughs at themselves.
  • Capricorn: Ambition really is the one word that describes them. I find them so fascinating because of their ability to never back down. They're so intimidating and it's pretty hard to try to talk to them, but they're really so warm and sweet. So damn self controlled, you can never guess how they really feel. Their opinions are usually pretty strong. I wish I could figure them out.
  • Aquarius: They tend to have a very easygoing and friendly attitude. I love the way they think so differently and never give a damn what people think of them. I love how they're always down to taking long midnight walks, star-gazing and discussing conspiracy theories. They're so quiet sometimes but when they do open up, you'd be surprised.
  • Pisces: They fascinate me with their imagination and intuition. The most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. They can get so caught up with their dreamland sometimes that they forget what's really happening. It's hard to get them out of that place. I love how genuine they are with their words and emotions. They have such caring personalities and I love the way they listen to my endless rants.

puzzlepeacenotart  asked:

Do you have any tips for writing villains turning good? I'm having trouble thinking of valid ways for a bad person to have a change of heart that don't feel abrupt or unnatural.

Hello puzzlepeacenotart,

A villain switching sides can be a very satisfying character arc when done well. In movies and books the ways in which this is presented can vary, but the two ones that seem to be the most effective are:

A) The slow change, after a series of events

This is the classic “redemption plot” (a while back I talked about the different standard plots when asked about there being “no new plot-lines” to write. This was one of them I spoke about). Think stories like: Scrooge, How the Grinch Stole Christmas (apparently xmas is a good old time to change), and one of my all time favourites: Mean Girls.

In these stories the Villains: Scrooge, The Grinch, Regina George, all start out “evil” their motives are selfish, and they want to hurt others. It’s not but for a slow series of events: A visit from three ghosts, the realisation that xmas is in people’s hearts, or the loss of ones “Hot Body”, “Hot Boyfriend”, and “Army of Skanks” that one can the see true change in their hearts.

I get the feeling this is more the way you want to go with your villain character. I understand you don’t want it to be abrupt, which means you will have to give the villain “small loses” throughout the story. Think of what your villain values the most and take that away from them. Think of what your villain would dislike as an outcome to a scene, and have their lowest desire come to be. I could go on, but I think you get the idea. For this to work well, you should do a thorough character profile. Knowing them inside and out would be the best way to know how to change them.

B) The villain was always a secret “goody” we just never got to see and evidence of that.

This plot twist always makes me smile for a while when done well. Think Snape, or Darth Vader.

In Harry Potter, there is so much evidence against Snape being good. I mean, the guy killed Dumbledore FFS. Though, we know the acts to be evil, the reason behind them wasn’t always evil. Their true stories are often revealed through subplots and with revelation lines: “Luke, I am your father.” or “After all this time?” “Always.”

I think these are satisfying because they make everything change, including the past as we know it, when revealed.

Happy Writing :)

-NV

anonymous asked:

Mighty 'Leaque, I have a question about the Wonder Woman film and beware of spoilers for anyone who doesn't want to read further... But at the end of the movie, when Diana's had just suffered that giant explosion that made us lose sound for a while, when Steve tells her something we don't hear right before he leaves... and then later we find out what he says... Did that scene feel forced to you? Like his words shouldn't have been clarified?

the way i’m reading that scene (and i could be wildly wrong but we don’t have confirmation) is that what we hear later on, the entire length of steve’s goodbye, isn’t what he actually said. maybe she could hear all along because she’s got extraordinary abilties, but the way the storytelling and direction went on during that particular moment, the way she was so out of it, barely moving her eyes while he was talking—it all tells me she didn’t hear his words

she remembers what he said right when she needs to have faith in him and, by extention, in humanity. the two scenes play out wildly differently; in the one i’m assuming is the accurate one, she’s not really there because she’s still in shock from the explosion, yet the one we hear steve’s words clearly, she’s fully present, she pays attention, she replies and interacts far more than we see her do previously. i was reading steve’s lips and the main thing he said was “i need to go” but in the version she recalls later on, steve goes on and on with this beautiful, moving speech that basically oozes with faith in the good humans can be

in my opinion, diana needed to have faith in that particular moment, and even though i’m sure steve did say something moving before he sacrificed himself, a lot of the things we hear him supposedly tell her are actually what diana chooses to believe he said. in that moment, steve trevor represents absolute convinction to her and that’s enough. it shouldn’t matter if it was true or not

  • Blanche: So... What do you feel like doing?
  • Spark: How about a movie? I rented Funny Girl and All About Eve!
  • Blanche: Those sound kind of...
  • Blanche: Gay.
  • Spark: Yeah, they do, don't they..?
  • Blanche: I like Lord of the Rings.
  • Spark: I love Lord of the Rings!
  • Blanche: They have the best battle sequences ever filmed.
  • Spark: Oh, my God. That's exactly what Candela says.
  • Blanche: I think Viggo Mortensen was born to play the role of Aragorn.
  • Spark: Candela says that, too!
  • Blanche: Oh, Yeah?
  • Blanche: Well, does Candela say that you have the most soulful eyes she's ever seen?
  • Spark: ...
  • Spark: [giggles]

myeyes-reddiamonds  asked:

Hi, thanks for answering all these questions, you're so cute. I have one too! So, I live in Brazil and here the movie and the book will only be released in January (yes, I'm very desperate) and all I know about the story is what people comment on Tumblr. How does Oliver show that he feels the same way about Elio, does he really love and show it or is it just sexual attraction? Please don't judge me!! I didn't read the book, but I'm dying of anxiety here. Sorry my english I'm still learning.

Great question!! This ask is dedicated to everybody out there that has found passion for this story and haven’t been able to enjoy it yet. You guys are the real MVPs. I’m a lucky SOB and I gladly share my experience because of that. 

Spoilers + some of my insight into the enigma that is Oliver below the cut!

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