no house flies

the 3 cardinal sins of horror movies

1. the upside down cross as a demonic symbol when it’s actually the cross of St. Peter the apostle who was crucified upside down b/c he didn’t believe he was worthy to die like Jesus, like there is literally a Catholic church near my house that flies a flag with an upside down cross it is historically and demonstrably NOT demonic in any way

2. jump scares at night that use diurnal birds like ravens or crows, like wtf just use an owl, they have terrifying hoots and screams and unlike corvids they actually come out at night

3. shitty and usually grammatically incorrect latin verses that are painfully obviously just ripped from the first google search the writer made, usually pronounced incorrectly too, it is not hard to consult a classicist guys step up ur fucking game


stupid sexy draco malfoy 

taking place after harry’s bi awakening

headcanon: andrew hates bugs

+ like loathes them
+ specifically centipedes and spiders because “nothing should have that many legs”
+ every time he sees a bug in his home he flinches, backs away, and tells it to fuck off for good measure
+ and then continues to COMPLETELY ignore the spot of the house it’s in until he’s sure it’s bound to be gone
+ once he didn’t go near the toaster in the corner of the kitchen for eight straight days because there was a spider living there and he refused to ask neil to kill it
+ the only reason he ended up going back is because neil finally decided to check out what was wrong
+ found the spider and smashed it with a shoe
+ which he had to physically show to andrew
+ who kept insisting the spider had nothing to do with it
+ neil knows better than to ask about it
+ the same cannot be said for nicky, defender of all bugs who also squeals every time he sees them
+ one day he asks andrew about the thing with the bugs even though kevin and neil both shot him looks that clearly said “don’t ask”
+ of course nicky asks
+ andrew just ignores him at first and pointedly directs his attention to kevin to call him stupid for something
+ and nicky’s like, “they’re not doing anything wrong andrew they’re just bugs”
+ “first of all, they are unwelcome guests in my home, just like yourself”
+ “second, legs.”
+ nicky and kevin leave not too long after because now andrew is in an even more sour mood and neil isn’t even /trying/ to help
+ later neil asks andrew about it
+ because he’s curious and also he finds it kind of endearing
+ (because scary andrew is afraid of BUGS and that boy is nothing if not a collection of endless surprises neil aches to understand)
+ he expects andrew to brush off the topic or ignore him
+ he doesn’t
+ instead andrew has this expression that can be explained as nothing other than “disgruntled”
+ “the legs”
+ hes practically grinding his teeth when he says it, like it’s something personally offensive
+ “nothing can get away with having that many legs /and/ breaking and entering.”
+ “one is a personal attack on me and my person and my home. the other is a felony”
+ neil CANNOT stop smiling
+ he kills every bug in the house without question after that

Book Summaries
  • Picture of Dorian Gray: I'll be a good nah
  • House of Leaves: Haha have fun sleeping after this book and have fun trying to read it
  • Jurassic Park: lol let's have dinosaurs
  • Taming of the shrew: Lol who are we
  • Catcher in the rye: I'm a phony you're a phony we're all phonies
  • A Clockwork Orange: Droogs why
  • Count of Monte cristo: REVENGE
  • Les Mis: all this for a loaf of bread
  • 1st house: Part of the identity and identity demonstration, personalised and expressive, learns through direct experience
  • 7th house: Socially responsive and mentally chameleon, learns through indirect experience, unsure of fixed personal beliefs
  • 💎
  • 2nd house: Mental resources, talents, personal convictions and experiences, the sound and satisfaction of voice, the affection of words
  • 8th house: Mental intimacy and union, being psychologically vulnerable together, transforming thought patterns, the seduction of words
  • 💎
  • 3rd house: Interacts curiously and playfully with immediate environment, sources perspective through conversation, learning material, curiosity, writing and education, learns through teachers
  • 9th house: Flies to distant places in the search of universal cohesion and truth, academic research, higher education and publishing, learns through teaching
  • 💎
  • 4th house: Personal mind, patterns of thinking, retains childhood perspective and teachings
  • 10th house: Professional mind, generalises knowledge, wisdom, experience, and enterprise into a concentrated and purposeful message
  • 💎
  • 5th house: Pleasure seeks through imagination and creative delivery, thoughts are self-oriented, likes to entertain self and others with the mind
  • 11th house: Dreams of utopia and envisions fresh and original mediums to deliver information, likes to teach wise words that generate conscious change
  • 💎
  • 6th house: Regulated and sharp, adaptable to any work environment, there is tremendous pressure to develop mental skills and competencies so that everything can be presented polished in perfection
  • 12th house: Weary and out of its depth, the mind seems to belong to everyone else. Thoughts are easily swept into emotions where it becomes impossible to decipher how it all began

A modern dystopian mythology playlist; listen: (8tracks) (spotify)

1. you want it darker // leonard cohen
2. lit me up // brand new
3. savages // marina and the diamonds
4. we must be killers // mikky ekko
5. pa pa power // dead man’s bones
6. simple death // chelsea wolfe
7. pumped up kicks // foster the people
8. what have we become // the sweeplings
9. arsonist’s lullabye // hozier
10. change (in the house of flies) // deftones
11. sos // portishead
12. they’ll clap when you’re gone // chelsea wolfe
13. desert // brand new
14. blood hands // royal blood
15. adore adore // yoav

Top 10 Companion Plants

10. Three Sisters (Corn Squash and Beans)

Native American agricultural tribes have been using this combination of corn, squash and beans for centuries because it works. A fish would be buried under a small mound for fertilizer and corn would be planted on top of the mound. Squash would cover the ground beneath the corn while the beans climbed up the corn and added nitrogen to the soil. Multiple mounds could be integrated into an edible landscape. Though this is only one combination of plants that work well together, it is simple, proven to work, and a great basis for understanding permaculture gardening strategies.

9. Yarrow

Yarrow is a beautiful wildflower that both repels insect pests and attracts beneficial insects to the garden such as predatory wasps, ladybugs, butterflies and bees. Yarrow is known for its beautiful, intricate leaves and bright flowers and can be effectively used to combat soil erosion. Besides benefitting the garden, this herb can be used as an anti-inflammatory agent, a tonic, astringent, or can be used in a variety of other medical uses. Flowers can be used to make bitters and has been historically used to flavor beer. Due to its hardy nature, yarrow thrives just about anywhere in the garden and comes in a variety of colors, making it excellent for aesthetic and practical purposes in any garden.

8. Stinging Nettles

Possibly the most unpleasant plant on this list, the stinging nettle is considered a weed by most. Chemical secretions within this plant cause it to burn when handled, so exhibit caution. Despite its drawbacks, stinging nettles are used in a variety of medicines and remedies including gastrointestinal aid, BPH, increasing testosterone in bodybuilding, or as a treatment for rheumatism. The leaves are eaten by many types of caterpillars and will increase the amount of beneficial insects in the garden. Stinging nettles are a natural repellent to aphids and the roots contain anti-fungal properties. Nettle leaves can be cooked as a healthy green or dried and used in herbal teas (soaking in water and cooking eliminate the sting). This weed is extremely beneficial, though care must be taken around the stinging leaves.

7. Wormwood

A strong, but pleasant smelling plant, wormwood is most famously used in absinthe, though can also be used to brew beer, wine, and in making bitters. This hardy bush contains chemicals that are the base of all standard malaria medications, but with wormwood no medication is necessary. It is a natural mosquito repellent, as well as a deterrent for moths, slugs, fleas, flies, and mice. Scattering wormwood around the perimeter of a garden acts as a natural fence to ward off unwanted visitors.

6. Marjoram/Oregano

These perennial herbs are a great addition to nearly any garden. They are unobtrusive to other plants and will increase yields of beans, asparagus, chives, eggplants, pumpkin, squash or cucumbers amongst many others. As long as the light is not being blocked and there is plenty of room for root growth, most plants will thrive alongside both marjoram and oregano. An aromatic mixture of herbs such as mint, spearmint, oregano, lavender or lemon balm can fill any empty spaces in the garden, stifling weed growth.

5. Mint

Everyone needs an herb garden. Besides repelling moths, ants and mice, mint is a great addition to many drinks, desserts, or as a garnish. Keep mint with other similar herbs and they will quickly fill out the space. Cabbage and tomatoes reportedly increase yields in the presence of mint, but proceed with caution. Despite all of its benefits, left on its own mint will take over a garden. It grows back with a vengeance after being cut. That being said, there will be no reason to ever buy mint at a grocery store again.

4. Beans (Legumes)

Everyone loves beans, and for good reason. Part of the legume family, they don’t need much space, they’re healthy, and they will revitalize your garden soil. Unlike many plants that use up valuable nitrogen from the earth, beans actually put it back through special enzymes in their roots. Known as nitrogen fixing, legumes take atmospheric nitrogen (N2) and convert it to Ammonium (NH4) in the soil, making this macronutrient available to future and current plants in the vicinity. Aside from plants in the onion family, beans will thrive alongside most crops. For best results, plant legumes before, after, and amongst heavy feeders like tomatoes, squash or broccoli.

3. Chives

Great in soup and even better in the garden, chives are a hardy, low growing part of the onion family. Besides inhibiting mildew growth and repelling many harmful insects, the bright purple flowers are known to attract bees, which are needed to pollinate squash, tomatoes, cherries, or a plethora of other flowering plants. Chives are best grown under most types of trees, bushes and vines but should not be present alongside beans. Harvesting can be done throughout the season as this plant will constantly regrow its leaves. Chives and other members of the onion family are excellent additions to any garden.

2. Garlic

Besides flavor, garlic has a multitude of benefits for many plants. Because this bulb thrives in shaded, nutrient rich soil, cover plants are recommended. Garlic has been known to deter ants, mosquitoes, aphids, cabbage butterflies, caterpillars, snails, tomato worms, weevils and vampires (can never be too careful). Despite all the apparent benefits, avoid planting garlic with any type of beans, cabbages, or sunflowers since they will compete with one another for valuable nutrients. Next time you have an extra clove of garlic, plant it under a fruit tree, amongst cucumbers, or interspersed with lavender. It will grow with minimal effort. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, and garlic certainly is that friend.

1. Tomatoes and Basil

Probably the most well known example of companion plants. Besides improving each others flavor, tomatoes and basil really do work together. The tomato vines provide shade for the delicate basil, which delays flowering, lengthens the harvesting season, and overall increases the yield. Meanwhile, basil is a natural repellent for fruit flies, house flies, and aphids who want nothing more than to lay eggs in a plump, delicious tomato. Tomato roots run deep, while basil tends to stay closer to the surface, eliminating competition between the two plants. High yields and high flavor means true plant love.


I really hope this works

Not all of them, but still a good majority




Protecting the kids

Sleeping with the Brother

Demon!DeanxReader- I love you

Lucifer is your dad

CrowleyxReader-Puns and Hell

LuciferxReader-Forbidden Kisses

Hunting Lessons

Gabriel vs. Lucifer

Summer Heat


LuciferxReader-Unexpected Love

Sammy, Don’t Go.

ArchangelsxReader- Flower Crowns

GabrielxReader- Dirty Jokes

Crowley is your Dad

CrowleyxReader- Arguments

SamxReader- I ship us

Death Wish

What’s a ‘destiel?’

SamxReader- Overprotective Brother

Werewolf Costume


Bon Jovi

Meeting the Winchesters

That’s my sister!


ReaderxGabriel- Pillow Fights



Sister!ReaderxWinchesters- Fits

Sister!Reader x Winchesters- I’m sorry

Reader x Castiel- Pick up Lines

Reader x Winchesters- Revenge

Friend!Reader x Cas

Reader x Sam- Nightmares

Reader x Winchesters- No Motels

Reader x TFW- ‘You’re in Supernatural’

‘You’re in Supernatural’ Part Two

‘You’re in Supernatural’ Part Three

‘You’re in Supernatural’ Part Four

‘You’re in Supernatural’ Part Five

‘You’re in Supernatural’ Part Six

‘You’re in Supernatural’ Part Seven

‘You’re in Supernatural’ Part Eight

‘You’re in Supernatural’ Parts

Daughter!Reader x Crowley

Reader x Sam- Awkward Karaoke

Reader x Dean- That Don’t Sound Like You

Reader x Dean- Love me Like You

Reader x Human!Cas

Sister!Reader x Gabriel

Reader x Older!Ben

Reader x Sam- Baking

Reader x Cas- No

Reader x Dean- You’re Mine

Reader x TFW- Cheering up

Archangel!Reader x Lucifer/Michael- Family Reunion

Archangel!Reader x Winchesters/Balth

Reader x Dean- Fights and Dates

Reader x Cas- Ghost by Halsey

Reader x J2- Bad Day

Angel!Reader x Winchesters- Memory Lane

Reader x Sam- Gone, Gone, Gone

Fallen!Angel Reader x Dean- Change(In the House of Flies)

Reader x TFW- Toothache

Reader x Sam- Runnin’

Reader x Dean- Possessive

Reader x Sam- Comfort

Reader x Adam- Day in

Reader x Cas- Beautiful

Sister!Reader x Winchesters- Tortured

Reader x TFW- Cheater

Reader x Lucifer- Sleep well my angel by: We are the fallen

Reader x Dean- Anxiety

Reader x Sam- Other Impala

Reader x Dean- Singing and Cooking

Sister!Reader x TFW- Witches Curse

Reader x Cas- Hide Away by: Daya

Reader x Lucifer- Take it out on me by: Florida Georgia Line

Reader x TFW- Hidden Cat

Reader x Adam- Soulmates

Reader x Cas- Another Cas

Reader x Sam- Your Guardian Angel by: The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Reader x Lucifer- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven

Reader x J2, Reader x Misha- Accident

Reader x TFW- Sick

Cas x Meg- Love

Reader x Cas- Angel with a Shotgun by: The Cab

Reader x Gabriel- Nightmares

Sister!Reader x Winchesters, Reader x Crowley- “The Talk”

Reader x Cas- Not About Angels by: Birdy

Reader x Lucifer- Pregnant

Reader x Dean- Back to Hell

Reader x J2, Reader x Misha- Panic

Reader x Gabriel- I do

Sister!Reader x Winchesters- Asthma Attack

Reader x Dean- Depression

Reader x Dean- Fireworks

Reader x Dean, Reader x Sam- Clingy

Reader x Crowley- Comicon

Reader x Lucifer- I’ll be good by: Jaymes Young

Sister!Reader x Winchesters, Reader x Cas, Reader x Lucifer- Complicated

Reader x Cas- Coming Out

Reader x Dean- Kidnapped

Reader x Crowley- Pregnant

Reader x Sam- “Married”

Witch!Reader x Cas, With!Reader x Dean- Help

Reader x Sam- Dentist

Reader x Balth- Father I’ve Never Had

Reader x Winchesters- Shapeshifters

SpecialAbilities!Reader x Sam- Jealous

Reader x Winchesters- Happy Birthday!

Reader x TFW- Heathens by: Twenty One Pilots

Reader x Adam- Comfort

Reader x TFW- Self Harm

Reader x Dean- AU (prince dean)

Reader x Dean- Family Issues

Reader x Winchesters- Asthma 

Reader x Adam- Soulmates

Male Reader x Dean- Christmas Cuddles

Reader x Sam- Current Events

Reader x Cas, Sister!Reader x Winchesters- Pregnant

Sister!Reader x Winchesters- Talent Show

Reader x TFW, mentions Reader x Chuck

Crowley x Reader- Little Sister

Sister!Reader x Winchesters- Werewolf

Reader x Dean- Depression

Reader x Adam- I love you

Reader x Sam, Reader x TFW- Dark Angel

Reader x Cas- British

Daughter!Reader x Dean- Long Lost Dad

Reader x Lucifer- Don’t Die Before I do by: Rammstein

Reader x Dean- Childhood Crush

Reader x Sam- Hunting While Caroling

Sister!Reader x Cas, Reader x Dean- Overprotective

Reader x Sam, Reader x Dean- Other Brother

Archangel!Reader x Cas- I love you


ReaderxCrowley- Hello, Darling

Best Friends with the Devil

CrowleyxReader- Hunting Injuries

Sam and Dean Fighting Over You

Lucifer Takes Care of You

Fights With Crowley

Christmas with Lucifer

CrowleyxReader- Feelings

Researching with Dean

Fights with the King of Hell

Road Trip

CrowleyxReader- Long Time

CasxReader- Jealousy

DeanxReader- Valentine’s Day

CasxReader- Surprise Party

DeanxReader- Strength

Dating Dean Would Include

Dating Cas Would Include

Dating Sam Would Include

Dating Crowley Would Include

DeanxReader- Jealousy

Reader x Demon!Dean

Reader x Lucifer- Jealous

Reader x Winchesters- Moving into the Bunker

Lucifer Edit

Reader x Cas- Jealous

Reader x Crowley- Cheer Up

Reader x TFW- Dinner

Winchesters x Sherlock- Case

Reader x Crowley- Bad Jokes

Reader x Winchesters, Dean x Crowley- “Bromance”

Reader x Demon!Dean- Jealous


Reader x Crowley- Defensive

Reader x Crowley- Feelings

Reader x Sam- Attention


Reader x Dean- Sacrifice

Supernatural took over my school whoops

Reader x Cas- Catching up

Reader x Lucifer- Sass

Merry Christmas!

New Years Preference