no gun allowed

anonymous asked:

Might I request some headcanons for MTMTE Whirl, Brainstorm, Chromedome/Rewind, and TFP Bumblebee with a petite human s/o with a "FIGHT ME" attitude? Like, if someone threw an insult their way the s/o would be ready for a throw down?

lets DO IT i’m 5′2 and cry too easily put ur DUKES UP

Whirl

  • ALL FOR IT. You wanna beat up that 20 foot robot? Kick their ass, baby, he’s got your flower.
  • Trust me, if someone insults you they’re gonna get punched/shot in the face by Whirl.  Then he’ll look at you and say “Finish them.”
  • You kick the jerk bot. “Fatality.”
  • People learn quick not to mess with you.

Brainstorm

  • He thinks you’re hilarious.
  • You’re too tiny to do damage, though. Here, try this. Human sized but packs a HUGE punch!… Just don’t let Magnus see.
  • Guns aren’t allowed in Swerve’s, so if you get in trouble there Brainstorm zaps whoever’s messing with you. Hey, there’s no rule against tasers. 

Chromedome/Rewind

  • Rewind records every time you’re fired up. You’re tiny and angry and it’s funny!
  • Chromedome is more protective than most, and stands behind you glaring at anyone who gives you a hard time. That’s right, buddy, just walk away.
  • Sometimes you go overboard a little. One of them picks you up by your collar and takes you back to the habsuite for cuddles. 

TFP Bumblebee

  • Poor boy. You’ll give him a spark attack one of these days. You can’t just run up to a decepticon and demand a fight!
  • He scoops you up and pops you into his cockpit when you act up. It’s baby jail for you until you’re back at base.
  • You’re not allowed on missions with him anymore, but that’s okay. The other bots will indulge you and play-fight with you. Bee thinks it cute.
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Betsy DeVos has no idea what the difference between proficiency and growth is

  • Department of Education secretary nominee Betsy DeVos’s Senate confirmation hearing was Tuesday. 
  • Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) described an experience contrasting proficiency to growth and used that to ask DeVos for her views on the debate. DeVos couldn’t answer the question. Read more

Betsy DeVos cites danger of “grizzlies” as reason to allow guns in schools

  • Also during her confirmation hearing, DeVos cited grizzly bears as why the federal government not to take action against guns in schools.
  • DeVos said in Wyoming, “I’d imagine there’s a gun in the school to protect from potential grizzlies.”
  • One Wyoming teacher explained to Mic that fences and bear spray are used to ward off bears. Read more

Teachers union chief says Betsy DeVos “is a trainwreck waiting to happen”

  • Lily Eskelsen Garcia, president of the National Education Association, said in an interview that DeVos is unqualified and has the wrong vision for the nation’s schools.
  • “I don’t think you will find one human being who could actually point to something who could say, ‘Because she did this, it really improved those traditional, neighborhood public schools,” Garcia said. “What you’re seeing here is a trainwreck waiting to happen.”  Read more

Happy Gravity Falls Finale Anniversary!

There are so many, MANY scenes from the finale that I would want to redraw (and might still do sometime), but time was short, and I wanted to mark the anniversary of the finale in some way.  So I settled on pretty much my favorite moment from the end-credits sequence.  I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.  I love how symbolic it is of Stan and Ford’s mended relationship, I love Stan’s enthusiasm and playfulness, and his physicality, and I will always love it when Ford looks startled (but I also love that he’s relaxed enough to take off his trench-coat and gun-belt, and to allow his brother to surprise him).

Thank you, Alex Hirsch and the entire Gravity Falls team, for such a wonderful show that captured my heart.  And thank you for making this past year a better one than it would have been without Gravity Falls in my life.  

(My own 1-year anniversary of starting to watch the show comes up next week; maybe I can get something done for that too.)

(i just used a show screenshot for the background here, just to be clear)

HEY

DO YOU LIKE WEAPONS?

HOW ABOUT WEAPONS SO OP YOUR EYES MELT FROM WHAT-THE-FUCKERY???

WELL THEN BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE A SHOW FOR YOU.

RWBY IS ABOUT FIGHTING AWESOME SHIT WITH AWESOME SHIT.

FIRST CASE IN POINT: RUBY AND CRESCENT ROSE.

NOT ONLY IS THIS SCYTHE LIKE SEVEN FEET LONG AND DEADLY AS FUCK ON ITS OWN, IT’S ALSO A HIGH-IMPACT SNIPER RIFLE:

CAN YOU SAY OVERKILL?

ONTO CULPRIT NUMBER TWO: BLAKE AND THE GAMBOL SHROUD

FIRST OFF, THEY’RE A SWORD AND SHEATH, BUT THEN…

IT’S ALSO A WHIP. THAT IS ALSO A GUN. ALLOWING HER TO DO SHIT LIKE THIS:

WHAT THE FUCK, MAN. THREE WEAPONS IN ONE. HOW DO YOU NOT SHOOT YOURSELF BY ACCIDENT.

NEXT UP: SUN AND NYOI BO

SO IT’S A STAFF. ALRIGHT, COOL. BUT DID YOU KNOW IT EXPLODES?

AND IT DOESN’T STOP THERE, KIDS. THIS MOTHERFUCKER DETACHES AND TURNS INTO WHAT YOU THINK ARE NUNCHUCKS…

AND TECHNICALLY, YES, THEY ARE USED MUCH LIKE NUNCHUCKS, BUT THESE NUNCHUCKS ARE LITERALLY MADE OUT OF GODDAMNED SHOTGUNS. SUN YOU’VE GOT FOUR SHOTGUNS ON A CHAIN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SIR.

AND NEXT WE HAVE OUR CHARACTER BASED OFF OF THOR, WHO FITTINGLY HAS THE HARDEST HITTER OF THEM ALL: NORA AND MANGHILD

NOT ONLY IS THIS THING A FUCKING GIANT WARHAMMER,

IT TURNS INTO A FUCKING GRENADE LAUNCHER THAT ALSO FUNCTIONS AS A CANNON

IT ALSO SHOOTS WHILE IN HAMMER FORM, GIVING HER THE ABILITY TO DO THIS SHIT:

BLAST HERSELF AT THE GROUND AT DIZZYING FORCE AND SMASH INTO THINGS LIKE A PINK PINWHEEL OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION

AND THOSE ARE JUST THE MOST OVER THE TOP WEAPONS I CAN THINK OF

THERE IS INFINITE MORE AWESOMENESS IN THE SHOW, LIKE A PURSE THAT IS ALSO A GATLING GUN:

I HAVENT EVEN SCRATCHED THE SURFACE WITH THIS POST BUT GO WATCH RWBY ITS FUCKIN GREAT

White terrorism is acceptable and protected. Federal property can be destroyed. Guns are allowed.

Native rights are to be attacked with the full force of multiple agencies. Non-violent protest is countered with tanks.

Where were the tanks in Oregon?

About Fort Lauderdale.

1. Our deepest thoughts and sympathies are with the families of the victims.
2. Isn’t it amazing that folks – namely on the right – didn’t immediately tie it in to their favorite “Islamic extremism” trope? But let’s make no mistake: this was terrorism. Unmitigated, domestic terrorism.
3. With all of our security regulations in place, airlines and the TS fucking A are still allowing guns and ammo to be brought onto airplanes in checked baggage? Are you fucking kidding me?
4. This guy was armed with a semiautomatic pistol. For hunting, I guess. Hunting humans.
5. So at some point earlier in his life, the suspect – a military veteran – runs into an FBI office and starts telling them a story about how he’s being forced to watch ISIS videos. And no one at that point cared to alert the Veterans Administration about possible mental health issues, such as PTSD, involving this soldier?
6. And back to security: it’s clear now that if these idiots who mandate preflight security screenings in which you need to remove belts and shoes and put laptops in separate trays through the scanning machines and who do body searches of children, breast cancer patients, and elderly people with walking canes – these idiots need to put in security measures in ALL parts of an airport. Especially if they’re going to fucking allow fucking guns to be checked in on fucking luggage that they’ll be able to fucking remove from those fucking bags at fucking baggage claim in order to fucking murder people.

Too many missed chances to do anything that might have prevented this. Too many chances.

Now five people are dead.

On June 17, 2013, Dylann Roof walked into a midweek Bible study, he sat and prayed with the church members before pulling out his gun killing most and allowing one to live, after the incident he was found and arrested, peacefully.

When Dylann Roof killed nine innocent Black People, we did not questioned his God, he wore flags of apartheid Africa, we did not questioned his allegiance, he committed the crime alone, we did not questioned his people.

When Adam Lanza shot a classroom full of first graders at Sandy Hook Elementary, we did not ask him to leave the country.
When Timothy McVeigh killed 168 people in Oklahoma, we did not called this a crime against every American. When the KKK killed thousands of Black People while swank to hold Christian morality, we did not asked them to remove their robed, we do not call all Christians bigots.

Do you see it ? How we don’t label all white men based on the sins of the few?

Do you see it? How we don’t have to condemn a whole class of people based on the actions of the some.

Do you see it? How all the names are different , all the faces are different, how all the people are different, therefore we should not condemn all the Muslims for the radicalism of the group.
If you want to persecute ISIS go ahead, but to persecute ISIS is to persecute those who gave them power, to persecute those who gave them power is to prosecute the US Government.

Do your research, Islam is not synonymous with terror, it’s literally submission, it is devotion, it is peace - and terrorism actually is forbidden and Jihad does not mean Holy war, it means struggle, it means survival, it means standing face-to-face with everything that wants to put you on the ground and choosing to be alive.

Do your research, stop listening to CNN, stop sharing humanity for hypocrisy, stop staring at Muslims at the airport, stop letting your fear drive your ignorance, stop supporting billionaire Republicans who wants to scare you to murder innocents and stop supporting leaders who speak peace in native tongue.

Its not the burning down the mosque, burn down the walls around the post muscles in your chest, and realize that we all have one and lastly as a customary greeting goes.

As’salaamualaikum – Peace be upon you
Waliakum As’salaam ‘ – and upon you be peace
Do you see it?

—  Rudy Francisco, Natasha Hooper and Ameen Ra at Poetry Slams Finals 2016 in San Diego
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Triplett and Scott 1864 Patent carbine

Made by Meriden Manufacturing Company for the Kentucky militia c.1865 - serial number 1239.
.56-50 rimfire Spencer ~7 round tubular magazine - in the stock, unique rotating breech action.

The magazine is located off-center in the stock, and sticks out above the trigger guard as seen in the very last picture above. To cycle the gun, the militiaman would rotate the front part of the gun to the right, up from the breech - clockwise, which ejects the spent round, open up the magazine’s mouth until the breech is in line with it, popping a round in the chamber and allowing the gun to be turned back into place, counter-clockwise.
Although it was not that complicated to use, it was complicated to manufacture and not a whole lot of people were interested.

Betsy DeVos has been confirmed by the U.S. Senate in a 50 - 50 vote. Vice President Mike Pence votes yes in an unprecidented and historic tiebreaker. The education of our children is now in the hands of a woman who publicly embarrassed herself when questioned on fundamental education knowledge, failed to disclose possible conflicts of interest, has never been involved in public education at all, and believes guns should be allowed in schools in case of grizzly bear attacks. The Trump train continues to derail and Americans will pay the price. Very sad day for America.

So like I’ve never heard this idea before but what if people started carrying the same stun guns that cops use instead of actual weapons? Like still allow them but restrict them and allow stun guns with less regulation. If its really about defense than a stun gun is more than effective enough.

When you sent a man to kill me, were you imagining killing me yourself? Living vicariously through him as if your hands tightened the noose around my neck. Or were you simply hiding? You were hiding. Behind the gun. You must allow yourself to be intimate with your instincts Will.
— 

Hannibal ‘My BDSM Kinks Are Canon’ Lecter in Shiizakana.

In all seriousness, this scene is rife with tension. Hannibal is quite evidently intrigued/hopelessly aroused by the notion of
A.) Will killing in general (as per)
B.) Will choking him with a rope
and practically waves the invitation in Will’s face regarding the latter.
This scenario is more or less Hannibal’s ultimate fantasy: Will+Killing=Murder Husbands Consummation By Way Of Wild, Kinky Sex feat. Restraint and Breath Play.
Bottom!Hannibal is clearly more canon that I originally thought. Or maybe I’ve just been convinced by @granpappy-winchester and @crossroadscastiel’s Top!Will headcanons k bye.

I have a solution to the temporary Muslim ban

Let in all the Muslims in who wanna come in

And allow guns in all public places

What idiot is going to get away with trying to shoot up a place, if he’s 1 gun to 20+ other guns?

Second amendment plus freedom to travel regardless of your religion

Problem solved. An armed populous is a polite populous.

“You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass.” - Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto

Originally posted by merica-for-mericans