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Wow! Yes, this is a short story because I really need this space to say… wow. Thanks for the supporting my others two posts, I’m stunned with your reaction. Thanks again!!


Imagine you being a normal girl, who found yourself backing up to Jerome’s speech on GCPD.  


The bar was full that night, even if the Maniax attacked once more, now the police department.

“Hey, pretty baby! Where’s my coffee”

As I said, the bar was full, and “I’m only one, wait a bit”. My boss hated when I “do this with your eyes… roll them”. But when the bar was full (sounds like tonight), it was impossible not to do such mania. Mainly when the “pretty baby” felt like knives in my intestine.

But, well, the coffee wasn’t ready, the usual cops were dead (thank god) and my boss left the TV on.

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internationalspacehobo  asked:

It's 2am; headcanon time: THB alternate classes (also; Goliath: "what class are they, even?")

GOD THB ALT CLASSES….. UHHHHH

i can literally cop out and just go “:^) rogue that eventually doubleclasses as a rogue-warrior” for magnus u do know that right

i cant imagine that kid as anything less than burly and/or scrappy so.. barbarian?? maybe? thats scrap city

OOOOH NO I GOT IT FUCK!! VENGEANCE PALADIN!! SUCH A VENGEANCE PALADIN? & thatd make his decision during the suffering game (u kno the one) like one million times.. more difficult and heartbreaking lbr lmao

u can see exactly where i had my Epiphany on that one

merles alt class is basically just “hm what class would he have chosen if his parents hadnt Forced Him Into That Pan Life” which makes him a hard one. hm. im not really sure abt clints play style? i think he prefers magic-based fighting a lot more than using his war hammer so that narrows it down a tiny bit

maybe druid?? as much as pans not his thing he sure does. Like Plants. (:^/) & thatd give him a lot of magicks, esp plant magicks, without having to make him be dedicated to any specific deity. tho im being real i was tempted to go off on a wizard spiel for him can you FUKCING IMAGINE clint playing a wizard

taakos maybe the hardest tbh!! THESE ARE HARD! even though he had a rough Existence he didnt learn to wizard until it was useful to his career & that was super late in life (and he didnt doubleclass so he had no class before that) soooo.. itd maybe have to be useful for Performance? not all fighting

rogue and bard both work for The Flips Portione but im leaning towards (college of lore) bard bc rogue is more intelligence-based than charisma-based and also bc…. can u fucking imagine taako singing a siuwt jingle can you imagine that can You Even See how good that would BE..

& fucking goliath kills me every time. like they could be a barbarian? or just Some Fella W No Class Thats Just Strong I Guess? though if i had to choose a class i THINK i tentatively like monk the best, esp because it combines Shit-Beating-Out-Of Unarmed/Blunt Object Martial Strength with some light healing. 

ash’s spells blow up in their face almost constantly but LOOK AT THEIR UNMARRED UNSCARRED BEAUTIFUL BABY CHEEK SKIN THATS THE VIRTUE OF HAVING A PARTNER LIKE THEIRS CALL 1-800-GOLIATHLIFEPARTNERS TODAY TO GET YOUR OWN FREE SHIPPING MONEY BACK GUARANTEE CALL NOW TO DOUBLE YOUR

thoooough monks are more dex than strength so. hmmmm!!!!!!!!!!m. i can be swayed. but so far its The Best Applicable Option

underrated achievement hunter things
  • genuinely sweet geoff
  • geoff talking about millie
  • geoff joining in videos randomly and trying to join in but mostly just doing his own thing
  • geoff doing his own thing in lets plays in general
  • Old Man Geoff trying to stay Hip and With It
  • michael’s lil mischievous giggle (hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhhm)
  • ryan and michael already having three stars by the two minute mark in gtav
  • the camera cutting to someone else doing something menial while chaos ensues elsewhere
    • “OH MY GOD THERES SO MANY COPS” “RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN” *hard cut to geoff playing darts*
  • jack singing
    • everyone subsequently joining in
  • editors getting fed up with those in the video
  • ryan and gavin being assholes to each other
    • ryan and gavin being assholes to everyone else, together
  • jeremy being an asshole, surprising everyone
  • when the end of jeremy’s sentence turns into a wheeze
    • gavin does this too but its way less often
  • everyone going to jeremy when trying to remember stuff from old videos
    • jeremy not remembering things from old videos, surprising everyone
  • everyone holding back jeremy from doing something incredibly stupid and dangerous for the camera
    • except gavin, who is holding the camera
    • and money
  • jeremy being as devious and murderous, possibly even more so, than ryan
  • in the biker gtav let’s plays where jeremy is sloshed by the two minute mark
    • when he wakes up on the toilet and geoff is just like. standing there
  • jeremy “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM” dooley
  • jokes about jeremy’s old fanfiction
  • jeremy being able to keep up the energy, somehow
  • jeremy in general, honestly
  • ghost ray/dead ray
  • when everyone talks over each other/has their own conversations at the same time and its just an incoherent mess, although apparently to them its not
  • geoff getting mad about rvb references
  • ryans inherent ability to understand what gavin is talking about or indulge in his weird questions/what ifs
  • when gavin doesnt even understand what hes trying to say
  • when someone else flubs and no one makes a big deal out of it, but ryan does because hes the only one they do it to and hes pissed about it
  • ryan being genuinely pissed (mingey)
  • when they make jokes or references about a video that hasnt even come out yet
  • when someone dies and they make a noise like the died in real life
    • when michael does this and goes all out (coughing, gurgling, “go on without me”)
      • when he doesnt actually die for awhile and he has to drag it out
    • ryan’s go-to noise for this (AGH-GHG!)
  • michael’s acting/roleplaying/improv skills
  • when someone comes up with a random off-the-cuff rule, scenario, whatever and everyone just immediately goes along with it
    • when everyone except one person does this and theyre like “what the fuck are you doing”
  • when someone in the video is responsible for a let’s play they all hate
    • when said person mentions off-hand how they couldve made it much worse
    • this usually being matt
  • matt fucking with people in general
  • mica teaming up with lindsay
  • when mica is really good at a game
  • when GEOFF is really good at a game
  • mica just being the sweetest person in the world
    • unless shes playing a game
    • then youre fucked
    • seriously it gets NASTY
  • when mica dies and ends up outside of whatever theyre doing and just sorta wanders around having a grand old time
  • mica’s costumes/cosplay
  • the fact that this list is really really long, and theres probably things that should be added to it
  • *Cops are coming after JD and Veronica.*
  • Veronica: What are you doing?!
  • JD: I got an idea.
  • *JD veers off road*
  • Cop 1: What the hell?
  • JD: When I stop the car, run out screaming.
  • Veronica: No problem.
  • JD: Little trick my dad taught me....
  • *JD stops car in field and they run out screaming*
  • JD: BEES! BEES IN THE CAR! BEES EVERYWHERE! GOD, THEY'RE HUGE! THEY'RE RIPPING MY FLESH OFF!
  • Cop 1: Son......roll around! Do you hear me? Roll around on the ground!
  • JD: FORGET THAT, I'M STARTING TO SWELL UP!
  • Veronica: Save yourself, JD! Don't be the hero!
  • Cop 2: Frank, I'm allergic to bees.
  • Cop 1: Me too.....
  • JD: They're huge and they sting crazy!!!!
  • Cop 1: Uh....We'll come back later to check on you!
  • JD: Save yourselves! Your firearms are useless against them!
  • *cops get in car and drive off*
  • JD: Holy shnikees, it worked!
Those gay scenes we can't handle
  • Victor @ Yuuri: Let's put some thrust in our relationship.
  • Yuu @ Mika: I guess I was too busy looking at you to see anything else.
  • Mikleo @ Sorey: "The moon is beautiful tonight."
  • Levi @ Eren: Choose... You can believe yourself or believe in me and them... The Survey Cops.
  • Me @ God: How much longer I'll need to handle all those feelings

reasons why night in the woods is the best game ever & u shld play it

  • like half the game is just having fun crime adventures with all your gay friends
  • at one point you can hijack a mall intercom to scream “I AM GOD, FUCK COPS” over the announcement system just to make your friend laugh
  • long, protracted, half-serious arguments between your depressed gay friends about god and fascism that i swear to god were ripped word-for-word from my own life
  • there’s an optional sideplot where you find a nest of rats, decide that you are their mother now, and start stealing pretzels to feed your babies
  • there’s an entire scene where you and your friend shoplift some junk from hot topic for kicks, then return it later & give an incoherent speech about capitalism to the lady at the desk
  • your character keeps a journal that’s updated periodically with scribbly doodles and notes like “thoughts: become a FIRE GHOST and YELL AT PEOPLE”
  • you get to help your best friend build a giant frog robot for his boyfriend and it fuckin rules
  • why is everyone animals? who tf knows

Man, the art in European Call of Cthulhu is staggeringly good. Moon-Beast pictured above.

That is a brilliantly alien and intelligent Servitor of the Outer Gods.

Ah, the Elder Things. Considering my book has a shoggoth cop in it, I’m definitely bringing them up in a sequel.

You know, a lot of books use the Yithians as the closest thing to good guys in the Mythos. These dudes uproot entire races and throw them into the meat-grinder on distant planets to ensure their own survival. They’re monsters, but just ones you can hold a conversation with.

IM LOSING MY SHIT, some fuckass was tailgating me for five miles and he kept honking at me

And then he fucking cuts across solid white lines into the wrong side of the road to get around me, speeds up, is off like a rocket…

Two minutes later I see him again.

He got pulled over by a fucking cop, who was waiting to the left.

GOD LOOKED UPON ME AND SAW THAT I WAS GOOD.

And so he struck down mine enemies 😀😇

  • cops: destroy homes
  • cops: destroy stores
  • cops: destroy peoples livelihoods
  • cops: rob people and stores
  • cops: protect people trying to poison the water of natives
  • cops: shoot at people protecting their water source
  • cops: murder hundreds of people every year
  • protestors: *set limo on fire*
  • liberals: SEE THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD IT'S THESE PROTESTORS DESTROYING EVERYTHING.
  • liberals: #bluelivesmatter