no glitterswag

the signs as lovatic jokes
  • Aries: I helped put them together
  • Taurus: #GLiTTERSWAG
  • Gemini: Ask Taylor
  • Cancer: Name my second album
  • Leo: Demi Lavender
  • Virgo: Suck my fin motherfuckaaa!!!
  • Libra: *Flicks you in vag*
  • Scorpio: Burn my fucking tickets I don't want your piece of shit ass there anyway
  • Sagittarius: Ask my record label
  • Capricorn: Only a douche to people I can't stand
  • Aquarius: Delete it fat
  • Pisces: I'm an author, BITCH