no food

I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight. I’ll lose weight…
—  Anna’s Quote
How to lose weight (the unhealthy way)

This is how I lose weight. It’s not a good way to lose weight, but it works. Well, for me anyway.

-Only eat one full meal a day. (For me, that’s supper.)

-Have a light snack every once in a while.

-Eat a shit load of ice. (Yes, it will thin your blood, or so I’ve been told. I’m anemic and they told me that the ice thinning my blood is why I am. But, you’ve never heard of anyone getting fat from eating ice now have you.)

-Exercise for about 15 minutes every few days.