Guys. Guys. This is 100% @cutthissmilefromeartoear‘s fault, she convinced me to do this, she started talking about crowd surfer!Stiles and bodyguard!Derek. It’s all her fault
TW: PANIC ATTACK. PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
Stiles absolutely loves concerts. He loves seeing his favorite bands live, loves singing with a crowd of people, but most of all, he loves crowd surfing. Mosh pits aren’t really his thing - he loves dudes, and he loves jumping them, but he preferably does it in a more sexual manner - but crowd surfing is so nice.
He loves the feeling of being carried by so many people, and sometimes the singers actually greet him which is the absolute coolest, but by far the best thing about crowd surfing is the bodyguard. For the past bazillion concerts Stiles has been to - okay, more like seven, but whatever - the same bodyguard/bouncer/whatever has picked Stiles up and pulled him over the fence and the guy is fucking gorgeous.
Scott likes to tell him he’s obsessed, but he’s not, okay? So what if he’d like to rub his face against Tall, Dark and Broody’s face? And maybe kiss him until he passes out? It’s not like he’ll actually do anything about it. Besides - or so he tells Scott - he hasn’t jerked off to the thought of the guy.
(He absolutely has. Multiple times. Listen though: the guy’s hands are fucking obscene. How is Stiles supposed to deal with that?)