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Reblogging these in honour of dancing Levi…


“You didn’t dance,” Erwin comments amicably, as the carriage passes out through the Sina gate.
Levi can just make out the blue of his eyes in the dim glow of the swinging carriage lantern.
“Of course I didn’t dance,” he snaps, making no attempt to hide his irritation.
“Can you?”
“Can I what?”
Levi knows he’s being wilfully obtuse, but right now, he really is not in the mood.
“Can you dance?” Erwin persists, refusing to rise to the bait.
“What the fuck do you think?”
Erwin doesn’t need to say what he thinks.

After a gala in Mitras Erwin insists on teaching a reluctant Levi how to dance.


If Erwin was being honest with himself, which he is not, he would have to admit that he enjoys dragging Levi out to these galas and balls. He enjoys his surly presence, enjoys the defiant tilt of his chin as he glares at the nobles, enjoys his caustic comments, the way he bristles at any perceived slight to the Survey Corps or its Commander. But Erwin Smith is not an honest man and he will not admit these things. And most particularly, he will not admit, not even to himself, especially not to himself, that he enjoys the way the Captain’s dress uniform fits over his small lithe form.

Follow from Erwin’s point of view.

so  number of you wanted to read the interview for this cover. I have only done a small bit of it because it was becoming very long! so   its-a-conversation-starter  @msfancia @erwinsalive 

Erwin Smith, The Definition of a British Gentleman. However, even the most charming and charismatic of actors have their blows: From the media, to studio’s even other actors have made their opinions known. In this exclusive and intimate interview, British superstar, private man, finally takes the steps to talk to us about his past, his present relationship and the struggles of an actor with mental health issues.

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anonymous asked:

[1 of 2] If Isayama 'resets' Levi then all his character progression goes to waste, but no one expected him to let Erwin die either, did they? After Levi had that 'breakdown' when he thought Erwin was dead it revealed the true depth of his feelings for his liege, and if (more likely 'when') the next time he is faced with the choice between his Promise and Freedom he was to pick Freedom, I would be heartbroken.

[2 of 2] I’m just getting very worried about all the lurking and eavesdropping he’s doing, and how his character might progress beyond his Promise to Erwin. It would be so disappointing. I just get the feeling that Isayama is showing us Levi’s eavesdropping for a reason, he always has a reason for everything he draws. Everyone is expecting him to go after Zeke which is usually when Isayama blindsides us. Are you feeling a sense of dread about Levi too?

Yes, Anon, I am feeling a sense of dread about Levi.  In fact the way Levi looks perfectly expresses the way I currently feel about the manga. 

I think you’re absolutely right, Isayama is showing us these scenes for a reason and I’m fearful of what that reason might be.  We can criticise Yams’ writing on all kinds of levels (and by god, much of that that criticism is justified) but he is very thoughtful and careful about what he shows us. He draws every thing for a precise reason, even if it takes months, or even years, to reveal what that reason might be.  So yes, I wonder if at some time in the future, when Levi is in extremis, we’ll see another flashback to him standing in the shadows listening to Flocke’s words. 

I also wonder if Levi will ever be able to fulfil his vow to Erwin.  I’ve been concerned about this for some time now.  I can’t help wondering if something or someone will prevent Levi from fulfilling his final promise to Erwin to take down the Beast Titan.  That would be a cruel irony.  However Levi is not a mindless weapon, he is not a killing machine; he may be driven, but he is not stupid.  I don’t think he will kill without reason and though his vow may stand, he surely also understands how much the world has changed, so perhaps a different approach will be required.  Having said all that, nothing and no one can change the fact that Zeke was personally responsible for killing Erwin Smith and as long as Yams does not reset Levi’s character I can’t believe that he will let Erwin’s death go unavenged.  Mind you, I never expected Erwin to go un-buried and un-mourned either…. 

anonymous asked:

How would Erwin, Hanji (and Levi, if you are getting too tired of writing stuff about him, don't do him, don't feel forced) react to their friend/lover being hot-headed (like most of the time they're calm and in control but if pushed enough they can totally lose it) I hope it's clear enough 😅

Erwin would find it amusing, and he would sit there quietly and watch his s/o as they exploded and ranted and raved. He would listen to what they had to say about whatever it was bothering them but then he would use those oh-so-charming people skills of his to calm them down and convince them it wasn’t worth it to get so worked up over. He would more than likely place his large hands on their upper arms to help ground them and give them a gentle smile before squeezing gently and pressing a kiss to their forehead.

Hanji would also find it highly amusing, but in a more laugh-out-loud type of way, and they would tell their s/o just how adorable they found them when they got all hot n’ heated. Hanji would enjoy the angry blush that would rise to their face and they’d take the moment to kiss each cheek with a snicker before tugging them to their side with one arm to give them a noogie. Hanji would then take only a brief moment to out-logic them as to why they shouldn’t be so upset and why being something else was much more beneficial~.

Levi would think it was ridiculous that they were getting so upset because Levi never really gets upset at much, but he’d sit through the angry tirade with his arms crossed waiting for the tide to calm. When they were finished, Levi would ask them if they were done and ready to move on with the day because he’s a no-nonsense type of dude and they definitely don’t have time for this in the world they belong to (plus he’s bad with words and doesn’t really know what to say anyway). As they were walking away or out of the room, Levi would take a moment to try and explain why they shouldn’t be so angry, and although it’s under his breath and he seems completely disinterested, in reality he’s trying his hardest to make them feel calm again because he cares that they were upset.

Levi has wrapped his keffiyeh around his head leaving nothing but his eyes showing, and settled back against the cab of the pickup. Erwin has nothing to keep the dust off his face, but he’s glad he has his shades to shield his eyes at least. The dark lenses also allow him to examine his new companion. Levi is short, there’s no other word for it, tiny really, but there’s nothing slight about him. He’s strong and wiry and Erwin can’t keep his eyes off the golden swell of his forearms folded across his chest. It’s his eyes that really captivate Erwin though, sharp and clear and grey. Erwin could drown in eyes like that.

No one can tell how much i love “Cardamom’s” @lostcauses-noregrets and @birbwin. My art earlier doesn’t represent decently i wish this one showing enough how i adore the writers and the story.

anonymous asked:

😮 Your most recent h/c for Bertholdt left me s h o o k! How do you think Reiner would act?

Honestly, Reiner would be an absolute mess if his s/o found out his secret.

He’d be at constant conflict within himself whether to kill his s/o or not. Sounds harsh, I know. Its literally the Warrior versus the Reiner that fell in love with his s/o when he first laid eyes on them.

The Warrior has no regard for anyone’s lives but the other side of him doesn’t want anything more than to protect his s/o from any harm.

I feel like Bertholdt would have to snap him out of it and remind him that he’s a Warrior and they have a mission to get finish and that means they can’t risk anything. No one can get in their way, even if it is his s/o.

anonymous asked:

Hi mom it's been a while!! I've written you since last year in April and it really amaze me how patient you can be answering so much stuff, some of them are cool, funny, sad, real life but others are just annoying or rude, still you answer to everyone I couldn’t do it or maybe be like fuck you or lol, but you're more like Erwin polite, think of others, give a good answer, such freaking sassy, encourage, gives support and makes us laugh. Thanks for creating this account. XOXO Little seed 04'16

Thank you! I got to admit sometimes I really think to myself “what’s wrong with you guys” but it’s also a lot of fun and most of you guys are wonderful! So of course I wanna answer all of you the best I can!

tiny twink looking 4 big dicked daddy

Levi posts an ad on craigslist in the personals section. Somehow, he’s lucky enough to get Erwin. (nsfw, daddy kink)

This is stupid. This is so stupid. I’m going to get murdered. Shit-

Levi’s thoughts were racing as he stood outside his hook-up’s apartment - Smith was the guy’s name, right? - trying to build up the courage to knock on his door.

Admittedly, posting an ad on craigslist at four in the morning three days ago titled ‘tiny twink looking 4 big dicked daddy’ probably hadn’t been his brightest idea, but actually responding to one of the messages he’d gotten and going to the dude’s house wasn’t either.

Here he was though, on his fucking doorstep because he’d been hot in his picture and polite in his e-mails. Physically, he appeared to be exactly Levi’s type: tall, blonde, athletic, and older than him, but not too old.

Not in his 60’s like the gross, wrinkly bald guy who had messaged him. Levi shuddered thinking about it. No thank you.

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Lostcauses Fic: Divorce Proceedings

A daft little modern AU for @goodbyecommander​ who should know better than to challenge me by now. Also for anyone else who is anal about how to load a dishwasher. Enjoy.

“Right!  That’s it Smith.  I’m fucking divorcing you!”

The bedroom door slams open with such force that it bounces back off the wall and almost hits Levi in the face.

“God fucking dammit, I swear to fuck…” he growls.

“Levi darling,” Erwin mumbles, peeling his face off the pillow, “could you keep it down a little?  I’m feeling a bit fragile…”

“Fragile? I’ll show you fucking fragile.”

Erwin cracks one bleary eye open and finds his husband looming over him, face like thunder, brandishing a jagged shard of glass stem.

“Think you could put me out of my misery with that?” Erwin groans as his hangover makes its presence felt.

“Don’t fucking tempt me,” Levi snarls.  “Nothing would give me greater pleasure.”

“Shhh darling…” Erwin pleads, “come back to bed and tell me what the matter is. Only could you please just do it quietly?”

“Don’t you fucking shush me you piece of shit! You broke my blender and all my stem ware.  Again.  I fucking warned you; next time it’s divorce. Did you listen?  Did you fuck.  There’s one glass left.  One!”

Levi is really getting into his stride now and though Erwin cringes at every caustic word, he also can’t help admiring how cute Levi looks when he gets pissed.  The fact that he’s wearing nothing more than one of Erwin’s oversized t-shirts and an apron adorned with a vintage print of a French maid’s outfit only adds to the picture.

“What the fuck are you smirking at?” Levi snaps.  

Dammit. Caught in the act. Erwin quickly schools his features into something more contrite.

“You think I’m joking?” Levi continues. “Those were our best glasses! I told you I’d wash them by hand, but oh no, ‘I’ll clear up’ you said, ‘leave it to me’ you said, ‘you just go to bed now’.  I should have known better.  How many times do I have to tell you? Don’t. Put. Glasses. In. The. Fucking. Dishwasher.”

He’s standing beside the bed now jabbing Erwin in the chest to emphasise each word.  Erwin winces with each jab, though he’s thankful that it’s Levi’s finger doing the jabbing rather than the lethal looking glass stem.

“I’m sorry baby,” Erwin adopts his most pathetic expression and gazes up at Levi, “I was just trying to help, you put so much effort into the cooking, it’s the least I could do.”

There is a grain of truth in the excuse. The previous evening, they had been entertaining Nile, Marie, Mike and Nanaba, and Levi as always had insisted on doing all the cooking.  Much as Levi professed to loath entertaining, Erwin knew that he enjoyed having an excuse to show off his not inconsiderable culinary skills, and truth be told, Erwin equally enjoyed having an excuse to show off his tiny talented husband.  It had been an enjoyable evening that had ended with them making a sizeable dent in Erwin’s whisky collection.  It was the wee small hours of the morning when they had finally poured their guests into a cab and Erwin knew from experience that if he let Levi start clearing up the kitchen he’d be there till god knows when.  And by that stage in proceedings Erwin very much wanted Levi not in the kitchen but in the bedroom.  Luckily Levi was stifling a yawn as the cab pulled away and that was sufficient excuse for Erwin to insist he go straight to bed while he tidied up the kitchen. Which was how Erwin ended up flinging their crockery and glassware into the dishwasher at three in the morning before racing up the stairs in an attempt to claim his conjugal rights before Levi fell asleep.  His haste had paid off and, as he remembers the way Levi had melted into his arms, he can’t help reflecting that it was worth breaking every last piece of glassware in the house. The memory of Levi lying warm and pliant beneath him is more than enough to distract Erwin from his hangover.  Blithely ignoring Levi’s foul temper he reaches out one arm catches him round the waist and pulls him down onto the bed.

“Come back to bed and I’ll make it up to you darling,” Erwin coos sliding one hand under Levi’s apron.

“I don’t know why you insisted we use the best stem ware anyway,” Levi grumbles, still not quite ready to be placated, though he makes no attempt to get up off the bed. “It’s not like we had anyone special round.”

“I just wanted everything to be perfect after you put so much effort into the meal.” Sensing the beginnings of a thaw in Levi’s mood, Erwin risks sliding his hand lower. “Even Nile commented how nice the table looked.”

“Tch,” Levi tuts, crossing his arms and looking pointedly away. “I bet Nile knows how to load a dishwasher.”

“Darling!” Erwin gasps in mock affront.  “Are you suggesting you’d rather swap me for Nile?”

“Yeah, right…” Levi scoffs, rolling his eyes.

“I suppose he does have a lot going for him.” Erwin’s giving it full on puppy dog eyes now. “He’s sweet, concerned, handsome…” each epithet is accompanied by a kiss to Levi’s arm, his thigh, any bit of him that Erwin can reach without lifting his head too far off the pillow. “He’s a loving family man, a faithful friend, to say nothing of that luxuriant facial hair.” Erwin pulls the string of Levi’s apron, drapes it over his upper lip and bats his eyes winsomely.  “All that and he has an awesome way with a dishwasher too.  How can I possibly compete against such a man?”

“Oh for fuck sake.” Levi snorts, snatching the tie of his apron from under Erwin’s nose. “Fucking idiot. If you think I want to wake up next to that rat-faced bastard, you must be still hammered.”

“Does this mean you’re not going to divorce me then?” Erwin grins.

“I’ll think about it.” Levi sniffs

“How about if I give you something something else to think about?”

Erwin’s mouthing at Levi’s hip now, working his way south.

Before long Levi isn’t thinking of much at all and the broken glass stem lies forgotten on the table beside the bed.  Erwin breathes a sigh of relief as his marriage survives another day.

I’m back with a new Eremin sketch!

I kinda imagined how Eren and Armin would have different reactions towards seeing ocean. Eren would probably be amazed, laugh and run around< while Armin would be so stunned he wouldn’t move for a moment. He wouldn’t believe the fact his dream was finally fulfilled, maybe he’d even drop a tear or two. Then he would cautiously come to water and touch it, try its taste maybe.. Like, embrace it all slowly and extremely carefully.

PS: Isayama, thank you so much for the last chapter. I loved Erwin, yes, but I couldn’t imagine snk without Armin. For me it was the lesser of evils, but all Erwin-fans, I’m really sorry! 

anonymous asked:

An imagine about Levi x Reader's wedding (could you please write down Hange, Erwin and the 104th trainee squad's opinion about the couple?). Thanks

((sure thing!))
((also, do you mind if its fem!reader? I have no idea how I’d keep this one gender neutral, sorry!!))
(((Marco is alive in this ok bye)))

Levi: He stared in awe at his soon-to-be wife, who was walking down the aisle in a beautiful white dress. The rest of the guests were looking at her too, admiring how beautiful she looked. Eren, Mikasa, Marco, Reiner, all of the cadets that moved to the Survey Corps were there, and all of the veterans too. Levi’s eyes started to tear up, and he tried to convince himself that he wasn’t about to cry.
____ reached the end of the aisle where Levi and the priest were, and glanced up at Levi, who mouthed “Wow.” This was the greatest moment of both of their lives.
Vows were said, and finally the priest guy said:
“You may now kiss the bride.”
And Levi did.
The stayed in a passionate kiss for a few seconds as the rest of the crowd cheered. Levi and ____ released each other.
“I love you, Mrs Ackerman,” Levi mumbled.

Eruri Fic Rec List

Okay, so I’ve seen lots of Eruri fic recommendation lists and there full of the same 10-15 fics give or take a few so I’m going to make a rec list of fics that I love but never get the love they deserve! So all the big name fics will NOT be on this list! I still love coffee shop, gilded by night and like like but it’s time for some others to shine!

Also as this is my list it will mostly be fluff, gen, angst, crack and other oddities that fall out of the normal porn filled Eruri fics, so if you looking for PWP and like like, sorry lots of other lists will have those ones.

Scared by BleedingDeath

Short fic, one shot. Levi has nightmares and goes to make sure that’s all they are

Citizenship by Cherry

Short fic, one shot. Humanity has won and Levi & Erwin are getting ready for Erwin’s victory parade, Also on Erwin’s birthday

blankets by rizythewriter

Short fic, one shot. When Levi wakes up from his naps, he finds that someone has been covering him with a blanket and want’s to find out who. 

Chocolat by InstantPsycho

Short fic, one shot, 1st person from Levi. Erwin had a gift for Levi, something he was never able to have in the underground

Warmth by makuroshi

One shot. Levi is scared of Thunder and goes to the only place he feels safe during those nights.

Car Crash Hearts by sharmanat0r

My favourite in the Domestic Boyfriends Serie. On their way home from the movies on a snowy night, things take a bad turn. 

My Captain, My King by asuralucier

Multi-chapter, hasn’t updated in a while. When the King dies, the royal court has come to collect the next king from the Scouting Legion, Leaving Levi with little time to reluctantly take over Erwin’s duties and sort out what feelings he may have for the soon-to-be king of humanity

In which Erwin reads the newspaper by epithalamium

Short fic, one shot. When reading his morning paper, Erwin finds that the gossip has turned to him (and Levi)

Attachment by Cigamina

Multi-chapter, hasn’t updated in a while but its long chapters and well worth the wait! Alternative back-story where Erwin comes across a boy who fights with no intention of loosing what’s his. (started before ACWNR) My personal favourite back-story for how Erwin & Levi met.

welcome to the scouting legion, leave your sanity at the door by vype

I’m reluctant to call what’s in this one “porn” but this is one of the funnest things you will ever read, and it’s meant to be funny! Just read it!

For the Soul by daphnerunning

One shot. Levi is sick and is positive he will die from this illness, Erwin brings him something for his cold. I was debating on putting this on the list, as it was quit popular when it came out but but it could use some love now-a-days

points of devotion by fealle

Long one shot, fill from the kinkmeme. Erwin and Levi meet again and again in different lives but the outcome changes vary little. I highly recommend this one! I was checking it daily on the kinkmeme when they were filling.

meditation (i thought of you) by coinseller

Multi-chapter, finished fill from the kinkmeme. This one does have some porn in it but I love it to much to leave it off, as it’s gotten less attention then it should! Takes place after WWII, Erwin is an American soldier waiting to go home but meets a French musician that has him reconsidering.

Bad Decisions by dark_as_leila

Multi-chapter, fairly new. Modern school AU with a twist! Levi is the teacher and Erwin is his student! Most likely will have porn in later chapter but even without being a fill on the kinkmeme, its everything I asked for in a prompt so go read it!

Thumbelina by FreyrFnk

Started as a one shot but turned to multi-chapter, Hasn’t updated in a long time but it will be; one day ;~; . Levi has woken up from a night of drinking to find that he has somehow become a child! Erwin takes care of him well Hanji work on fixing it but Levi is just too adorable as a child. As I said before, this was originally a one shot but I bugged the author enough that they kept it going (don’t worry, it was a trade off for some scenes in my fic.) If you ever need to be cheered up, read this one! you won’t be disappointed!

Not an Eruri Fanfic by zelshin

One shot, short fic and grade A crack! Tired of all the levi/eren in the Levi/Erwin Smith tag? Well then this one will give you a rundown of what to expect should you want to check one of those out.

Now, Forever by Kuri

Long fic, one shot.  Erwin finds a child who reminds him of the one dear person he lost years ago. This is one that has and will appear on many rec lists but I NEED this on mine! Not only is it one of the most moving fics out there but it is a kinkmeme fill for one of my prompts. It came months and months after my prompt and I had given up hope on getting a fill so started one writing it myself when the wonderful Kuri came along and not only filled it with everything I asked for but hit a lot of things I had drafted for my version and even more! This is a MUST READ for all eruri shippers!

Lavender by ImperialMint

One shot, long fic. Levi’s birthday is coming up but Erwin has gone missing! Not only that but there is a duckling that has been clinging to Levi well Erwin has been gone

Recall by Feli_nya

Multi-chapter, a new writer so please be kind when leaving comments. The cast of SnK has been reincarnated in modern time and Levi has his memories and want to go out and find Erwin, even if he is a child living in an orphanage… When a woman is interviewing him for possible adoption , her husband comes in late and Levi is left speechless as Erwin stands before him. Erwin and his wife adopt Levi and he soon finds that Erwin has no memory of their past life! Levi takes matters into his own hands to try and get Erwin to remember their past. This one is super cute but the chapters are short. Like I said before, keep in mind that the author is still new to fanfic’s so there are errors on occasion but it won’t get in the way. Might seem slightly OOC at the time but it is a AU and its never OOC enough to pull you out.

Now I would like to take this moment to shamlessly plug my own ongoing fic Levi Thumb I’m on hiatus at the moment but at more then 50k words, I should have the next chapter up before you finish, should you start ^__^;; Levi Thumb (pre-cannon, I started before ACWNR) is about a Fairy Levi that Erwin has somehow summoned to be his new corporal. For as crazy as it started off, it’s become something I never saw coming.

I’ll also take one last moment to shamelessly plug the rest of my work that you can find here Hope_Loneheart

anonymous asked:

How old do you think Erwin is? I think he is around 36 and 29/30 in ACWNR. I read somewhere that Levi is 34, but I don't know if it's true.

As far as I can find, Isayama never really confirm the exact age of Erwin & Levi. During autograph session in 2013, one fan asked Isayama about Levi’s age and he only confirms that Levi is in his thirties.


Me: You haven’t released the Captain’s age, so how old is he?

Isayama: How old do you think he should be?

Me: Um…I think he should be in his thirties…

Isayama: Ah, I think so too. (x)

About Erwin’s age, he only revealed that Mike is older than Erwin.

from 3:20

Fan: Regarding commander Erwin, can you tell us more about his background [literal translation is his profile] and Mike’s one as well?

Isayama: Mike is slightly older than Erwin, although their rank might give the impression that it is the other way round. [in Japan, normally older people has higher rank.]

Hope this helps. For those who has more information about this, feel free to add more.

EDIT: Added with official statement from Isayama’s editor that Levi is above 30.

When he's offered and receiving a blowjob
  • Eren: He'll be pretty flustered and embarrassed that his partner had to offer it, but he'd slyly accept it anyway since he wouldn't dare bring it up all of a sudden. He wouldn't really want to put his hands on his partner during the blowjob, since he might get a little too rough with it. He'd be keeping his hands to himself by tugging and pulling on his hair, or by biting his hand to handle the pleasure.
  • Armin: He would refuse at first because he'd be totally taken aback by the offer. However, he would eventually give in with enough persuasion and assurance that it's totally okay. He'd be silent the first few times, but he'd eventually be confident enough to let out everything once he's comfortable.
  • Reiner: At first, he'd think that his lover is half joking and he'll go along with the "joke". He'd ease his way into making the joke into something that's serious without looking too eager. Once he gets what he's been waiting for, he'll start going all beast mode-- hair tugging, face fucking and all.
  • Bertholdt: He'd be very shy to admit it, but he would be 100% game for it. Even if it weren't his first, he would be a little hesitant to move according to instinct. After a while, he'd get a little bolder and start moaning, bucking his hips, etc without thinking about it.
  • Jean: For someone who hates beating around the bush, he'd immediately start initiating an intimate moment before getting to the real deal. He may start getting a little excited and rough, especially with the tugs on his partner's hair or dirty talk, but he'd eventually calm down and be gentle.
  • Marco: He would turn it down at first because he wouldn't be sure if it'll be pleasurable for his lover. Enough gentle persuasion and curiosity will get to him, however, and he'll give in. He would enjoy the moment, and then thank his partner for making him feel that way.
  • Connie: When he hears the question, he would only be able to respond with a laugh because he'd be taken aback. However, he'd realize that it's a serious question, so he'd seriously agree to it. He would be a little self-conscious during the act, but the pleasure will slowly take over him and he'll be able to relax.
  • Levi: He wouldn't react much to it, leading his partner to think that he's rejecting the offer. However, he's secretly a little nervous and excited about it, and he wouldn't want it to show. He'll get a little bossy while it's happening, telling you to do this and that to make it feel good. Once he gets enough pleasure, he'll then just let go and go with it.
  • Erwin: It would be a compliment for him to be offered such special treatment, but he would play hard-to-get for a while and tease his partner. However, he wouldn't be able to hold back once the action starts. He'll go on and on about how good it feels, and how good his lover is being to daddy.
  • Mike: He'll be a little concerned even if he wants it too, since he'd be scared of getting too selfish or self-indulgent with it. Nevertheless, he'll go with it once he gets a grasp of the timing. He wouldn't and would try not to react much, often letting out sighs of content and heavy breaths.
Tales From IKEA

“I told you, Jean,” Eren said, pulling a radio out of his pocket. He cast a sly look over his shoulder before pushing down the call button with his thumb. “L&F, this is team ramrod. The emerald dragon has been tamed, do you copy?”

“What?” a voice crackled, low and annoyed. “Kirschstein if you left your walkie on the floor again—” 

“What the fuck,” Jean hissed, yanking his radio out of Eren’s hands and shoving him in the direction of the bed. “Make sure he doesn’t run away again while I handle this.”

Jean held the radio up to his mouth and glared at Eren as he spoke. “This is Kirschstein. We found the kid.” He snapped his fingers at Eren, pointing at the bed. 

Eren sighed and walked toward a pine bedroom set sitting on a raised dais, missing the hissed reply that came through the radio.   

He couldn’t believe he was stuck in this corporate wasteland for three months. Before two weeks ago, he’d never even stepped foot in an Ikea. And now here he was, crawling after some booger eating munchkin hiding under item number IZ456D in the children’s section.  

“Hey kid, I see you,” Eren said as he approached the bed.  As he got closer, he kneeled down, so that he could peek under the frame. “I’ll give you credit, you play a mean game of hide and seek, but your mom and dad are worried about you.”

A seven-year old boy with freckles and a red baseball cap gave Eren a toothy grin. “You’re it!” he giggled, grabbing onto the bottom of Eren’s jeans with his chubby fingers.

“I thought we were playing hide and seek,” Eren smiled, reaching down a hand to help the kid out from beneath the bed. 

“Hide and seek, hide and seek!” the little boy shouted and tried to run down the aisle before Eren grabbed the back of his shirt. 

“Hey, not so fast. Snack time with mom and dad first,” Eren said, trying to distract him from running away again.

It seemed to work, because the kid shot Eren another grin before grabbing onto his pants again. “Snack,” he agreed.

They made their way back to Jean, who was busy straightening his nametag and looking like a smarmy dick, reminding Eren exactly why he vowed to make his life a living hell.  When he saw Eren, he scowled. 

“If you steal my radio one more time, Jaeger, I’m going to shove it so far up your ass—”

Eren coughed, jerking his head down at the kid staring at Jean with big eyes.

“Assembly. Your assembly.” Jean finished lamely, shrugging his shoulders. “You need to bring him to Levi.”

“Why me?” Eren whined. “Isn’t this your jurisdiction? I’m supposed to be on inventory with Reiner in twenty.”

“Nope,” Jean smirked. “Erwin said he wanted you to handle it. So you know what to do for next time.”

“Next time?” Eren echoed. Just how often was he going to have to play babysitter?

“Better hurry up,” Jean said.  “Levi hates to be kept waiting.”

Yeah. ┐(ಠ___ಠ)┌

Taking a shower with him for the first time
  • Eren: The idea won't really appeal to him, since he respects your privacy and he'd prefer that you respect his. He will oblige once you've convinced him enough, but that still won't stop him from turning away or covering his eyes. Don't worry, he'd get used to it eventually.
  • Armin: The first thing that'd come to his mind would be a bubble bath, so he'd be more than willing to prepare the water and suds for you. However, he'd be taken aback if you were to request him to join you. Still, he would obliged and play with you in the bubbly tub.
  • Reiner: He would like to tease you about certain body parts just to create a comfortable atmosphere-- whether it's about your cute butt, or how your left leg looks longer than the right. After he's done with all those jokes, he would then try to "help" you shower. Don't trust it, though, because he might try to rub something else.
  • Bertholdt: He would try his dying best to not look or stay as far away as he could, so you may constantly have to remind him that it's okay and you really don't mind him being in there with you. He would keep saying yes, he understands, but he would still be stiff. Joking around with him would probably help, and he'll eventually stay closer.
  • Jean: He'd be a naughty little boy and pinch/lightly spank whatever body part he can reach. He would also tease you about how wet you are and how you look sexier than you do in his dreams. Jokes aside, he may nag you a little to hurry up since the water supply won't be around forever.
  • Marco: Having him around in the shower, be it the first time or 50th, would be a total de-stresser. He would engage you in a little small talk, and he'd be comfortable enough to be close to you. The way he would just give you a back rub would also make you wish that he could join you every time.
  • Connie: He'll try to make it as fun as possible, and jokingly bring out some bath toys... which would eventually be put to use once he starts the water war. He may find it very awkward, too, since he wouldn't know where to place his eyes, so he'll just give his attention to the rubber ducky.
  • Levi: It would be a a pleasure for him to join you in that bathtub, since it means that he'll be able to get clean and spend time with you. It would be very quiet, but it's okay because it would leave the atmosphere being perfect and very peaceful. If you please hard enough, he'll allow you to scoot over and lay down on him.
  • Erwin: A shower with him may have you feeling like a kid again with the way he'll pull you over and scrub you in places you didn't know can be scrubbed. He would also tell you random facts about how dirt can be a health risk and all the jazz. What would help him shut up is when you'd stuff the loofa in his mouth and have your turn at scrubbing him.

They call Erwin fans salty! I dont get how saying the truth and expecting some respect for the COMMANDER is being salty and i sure as hell dk why Being sad over losing someone u love so much is being salty ?! What do you call those idiots who ignore how disgusting , disrespectful , ungrateful and selfish their FAVE chracters are and even DEFEND them and just go out telling us to CHILL bc they are just happy it turned out the way they wanted!!?? Its just so unfair ,it just hurts so much Erwin deserved so much more , THE LEAST y'all could do is to give him and his fans the respect they deserve…