Jacuzzi Porch Alert!
Woooooooo boy. What a porch do we have here today friendos. What we have here is a fancy stone porch. I mean look at the detail work on that stone! (I think its stone, I mean what do I know I just write about outdoor seating).
There are two things I want to talk about in this review. Porch hammocks and porch jacuzzis.
I’m assuming that black metal thing is a hammock, there’s no way its some type of super hip outdoor exercising equipment right? Must be some kind of space future hammock.
So that jacuzzi/hot tub is a great addition to this porch. Hot tubs (aside from being used as time machines in relatively funny films) help make a porch enjoyable in an all weather way. Who cares if its cold outside if you can sit in hot water?
Also anyone ever notice how hot tubs are like exclusively the province of teenagers and your parents? I haven’t been in a hot tub since I turned 18 easy. The close proximity to other people always seemed weird to me I dunno.
Drink Recommendation: Martini - I mean there’s a friggin’ hot tub that seems classy af
This porch was a submission from https://twitter.com/kmfed on twitter. Feel free to submit porches to me!