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Witchy Items for Your Altar

I share a very small room with my sister, and obviously don’t have much room for an altar. I use most of my space for my Hellenic shrines and altar. I keep my witchy stuff on my shared bedside table. Here is what I use, and how I store/display it. This is element based, but you can use it however you like.  

North (Earth)

  • Small Himalayan Rock Salt Lamp - This is a tool I use all the time. It detoxifies my room, and cleanses the space. I feel so much more at ease with it on, like it’s washing everything away!
  • Crystals - You might want to move these or switch them out depending on what spell you’re doing, as all energy contributes to the working, but while you’re in your room, or even while you’re away, you can leave these here to represent Earth. 
  • Salt - Little packets of salt work, or you can place a bowl with some salt in it on your altar. I use my rock salt lamp. 
  • Dirt - A literal baby jar of dirt works, or you can put a plant on your altar if it’s by a window. I have a succulent!
  • Earth Imagery - A mini globe would be pretty cool! Or even a little eraser or what not. Having an actual picture of the Earth would be amazing, especially if the clouds were visible, and maybe if it had the sun in the background. Then it could be all encompassing of the elements.
  • Herbs, Flowers, Plants, etc -  As with the crystals, you may want to change these out or put them away during spells, or switch them out. However, they would look really cool as you went with the seasons!
  •  Fossils - I think fossils are awesome Earth representations. They have been in the ground for a very long time! I used to have some really cool fossils I used to represent Earth on my altar.
  • Tree Slice - Have you ever seen those little wooden slices that come from a tree stump? The ones that definitely had huge roots? Those would be perfect to represent Earth! 

South (Fire)

  • Birthday Candles/Tea Lights - You can colour code! These are great for short workings, or even to call the elements. To make these stand up, place them in a bit of clay and let it harden. 
  • Matches -  Double whammy here-  light your candles and have a representation!
  • Ash - I used to have volcanic ash, which was perfect. It got spilled, but for the while that I had it, it was awesome. Collect ash from incense, a fire, etc, and use it (just wait for it to cool!!!)
  • Charcoal - I always thought charcoal looked kinda witchy. I think a dish of it would make a good rep.
  •  Charred Wood - If you have a bonfire, or just so happen to light a piece of wood on fire, you could let it cool and use it for your altar. 
  • Lamp - If you have a secret altar, a little lamp could be an inconspicuous representation for fire, as it does produce light and heat. 
  • Lantern - You can buy super cute mini lanterns at the Dollar Store. I love them, but haven’t gotten one yet. I think they would be fun to use for Fire.  

West (Water) 

  • Glass of Water - You can use whatever type of water you’d like; moon water, rose water, purified water, gem elixir; take your pick!  Just make sure it doesn’t get moldy and stay moldy. Change it out each day/week. 
  • Sea Shells - You can get these in super small sizes! Or, you can get them big and bulky. 
  • Sea Glass - These little stone-like fragments are so pretty! They look just like crystals, and can be found on the beach or in the store!
  • Sea Salt -  Sea Salt could work to represent Water, especially if you pour it into a seashell or add in sea glass to it. It could be like a little potpourri of water related objects!
  • Rain Cloud - You can create clouds out of things like stuffing for toys, cotton balls, and sometimes led lights. It could be a fun project, or you can buy one of them off of etsy.  
  • Mermaid Image - I have a mermaid book mark made of metal, and it sits with my other water-related objects. I feel like it adds that feel of majesty to my water representation. 
  • Drift Wood - This is so pretty! The pieces are smooth, have a fun shape, and definitely capture the essence of water!
  • Sand - If you go to a beach, collect some sand, and place it somewhere on your altar! Be sure to put it in a bowl, though, because it is hard to clean up. 
  • Sea Weed - You can hang this somewhere, or put it directly on your altar. Either way, it looks great.
  • Coral - If you find some coral, you can place it on your altar. It looks so neat!
  • Starfishes/Sand Dollars/etc. - These are a little harder to find on the beach, but if you do, place them on your altar. 

East (Air)

  • Wind Chimes - These add a little decoration to your altar, as well as give you an air representaiton. You can even listen for the tinkling of bells to see if any fae are around!
  • Bells - If you ring a bell, it disperses stagnant energy, and helps to cleanse a space. Having one on your altar is a great way to keep it fresh!
  • Feathers - This is a pretty obvious one, an oldie but a goodie. If you have some feathers, you can use them, but make sure there are no laws against collecting them in your area. Alternatively, you can use fake ones from a craft store. 
  • Empty Glass or Bottle - Air is all around us. Use that to your advantage! 
  • Dandelion Puff - This is what I immediately think of when I picture the wind. You can collect some puffs and put them in a glass. 
  • Bird’s Nest (fake) - You can buy or make a fake bird’s nest. They look pretty real, and have this awesome rustic naturey vibe to them!
  • Leaves - They were once high in the sky! Collect them during the fal season or after a storm. 
  • Incense - Another well-known one. You can burn this and use the smoke. 
  • Tornado Making Jar - You know those little jars that you can shake up, and they make a tornado? Those would be a fun water-air duo!

Other: 

  • Small Jewelry Box - This can store crystals, herbs, essential oils, etc. I use to use mine to cleanse my crystals becuase it played music!
  • Multi Colour Light-Up Candle - I found mine at Five Below! It lights up in tons of different colours, but is pretty large. However, it takes up a lot less room than a bunch of different coloured candles.
  • Your Wand - Having your wand on your altar makes it a sacred, special tool. It will be charged by the witchy items you have there, and will feel natural inn the environment. 
  • A Mini Besom or Real Besom (Broom) - I use a paintbrush as a mini besom, as I can’t have real one. However, it would be nice if I did, and I’d keep it near my altar!
  • Your Grimoire/Spellbook/BOS/etc - If you aren’t hiding it, you could keep it on your altar! 
  • A  Fire-Safe Dish or Cauldron - If you water scry, burn things, or just like to include your cauldron in your spells, you can keep it on your altar. 
  • Incense Tray - Incense can’t be burned without somewhere to place it. Keep your incense holder handy!
  • Altar Cloth - This ties everything together! It can be switched out for sabbats/festivals/seasons/spells. 
  • Chalice - I’m not Wiccan, but I use the chalice in my workings every once in a while, usually for water-related magic. You can get these beautiful metal ones at antique stores, or regular old wine glasses at the dollar store!
  • Mortar and Pestle - For practical use and an awesome vibe! You can keep this near your herbs.
  • Coloured/Enchanted Salts - They display beautifully,and are really good to have on hand.  
  • Spirit Vessels - These can go in their own little corner if you like. They could also be the center of your altar, especially if you work mainly with spirits.  
  • Tarot/Other Cartomancy Cards - Find a nook for your cards to be kept safe and clean. They will be charged by the other objects all around it, which makes it an awesome idea to have on your altar. 
  • Scrying Mirror - Make this the main attraction, or perhaps just a piece of the puzzle. If you have an ornate mirror, it could be a very drawing part of your altar! 
  • Crystal Ball - Like the scrying mirror, it could be a background piece or the focal point. 
  • Runes - If you cast runes, you can keep your bag or box of them on or near your altar. 
  • Other Divination Tools - You cans store these, or just la them throughout your altar. Whatever you choose, having your tools close by will be awesome! 
  • Twig Shapes - You can make sigils out of twigs and hot glue! Add a ribbon or piece of twin in the shape of a loop, and you can hang them above your altar as decoration and as a little energy booster!
  • Circle (Embroidery Hoop) - I know most people use salt to cast circles, but I actually use an embroidery hoop. I cast one around myself, and one around the items I am working with (ex: what’s in the hoop).
  • Knife - If you use a ritual or practical knife in your workings, it’s good to have on hand. I can’t have one, but I like my wand better anyway, personally. 
  • Fae Garden - You’ll have to have plenty of sunlight near your altar for this one, but it will definitely be fun to have some Fae living on your altar!
  • Spell Supplies - Random bits and bobs, like egshells and ribbons, can be kept on your altar as well. 
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It’s Kevin time *gets hit in the face with a chair*

Vanilla (M) || Dom!Jimin Smut

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Genre: SmUuUuuT || Fluff (?) at the end || Dominant!Jimin
Word Count: 5.6k of pure fiLTH
Warnings: Hair pulling, light spanking, light choking, overstimulation, fingering, a lot of dirty shit okok prepare yo self

Description: Jimin is a busy guy. The idol life is not an easy one.
With you missing him for three months due to his schedule, all you wanted was to spend his first night back with him. When that doesn’t go to plan, you end up spewing shit about your sex life with Jimin – or better yet, your lack of one.

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He wasn’t !! lmao

Dating Jungkook would include

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Jeon Jungkook

- Texting all the time
- But not sweet texts
- More like that one things that’s like the “What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.” thing idk fr what it is but he would send you that
- And he’s not mad when he sends it
- You just asked what time he wants to go to the movies
- He’s actually a meme
- You could be in a group chat with the other boys and use your boyfriend’s face as a reaction to things they say
- And he’s so athletic w o w
- You’re dating the golden maknae, just a reminder
- Tbh he’ll never cheat on you because you’re the only girl he can even look in the eye
- He does really weird things
- All the time
- You look over and he’s making a weird face
- You turn around and he’s walking on his hands
- Who knows
- Your closet is full of white shirts because that’s all he wears
- You could wear one of his white shirts and he’d know exactly which one it is out of his 219 white shirts
- “YOU’RE WEARING NUMBER 46 DON’T GET ANYTHING ON IT, THAT ONE IS MY FAVORITE”
- “I THOUGHT 23 WAS YOUR FAVORITE? NEXT TO 114?”
- “THEY’RE ALL MY FAVORITES”
- You wear his flannels
- Matching couple shirts?
- More like matching Timberlands, lace up homie
- Random singing
- Also dealing with Jimin
- GETTING DOWN TO GDRAGON TOGETHER IT’S GONNA HAPPEN
- Honestly he’d probably pick you up the same way he picked up Jimin in that jail sene thing
- Minus the ass slapping
- But at the same time he might tbh idek
- But playfully
- He and every one of his fans can think that he acts tough all he wants
- But tbh he’s still slgihtly scared of doing something out of line
- His hyungs tease him because aw their maknae is dating someone
- What they don’t know is that your relationship is an all out w a r
- BUTT SLAPPING WARS
- YOU RUN UP BEHIND HIM AND JUST BAM
- HIM TURNING AROUND LIKE “FRICK U THAT WASN’T FAIR”
- “COME AT ME”
- Throwing a pillow at him
- “hAH TAKE THAT- o shit”
- Running from Jungkook after throwing said pillow
- Best friend couple tbh
- He goes from being really shy with you to being just so comfy and weird
- But certain things still catch him and he’s suddenly all blushy and shy
- Learning things together
- Shyly giving you flowers with that lil bunny smile
- But also
- Have u seen him move bc um
- W O W
- Golden maknae is good at everything
- E v e r y t h i n g
- if u catch my drift
- In general the relationship would just be so fun all the time
- It’d be a learning process that you get to do together and all of it is just so worth it

Some Fandom Things I Love
  • Homestuck quadrants because they make shipping sooooo much more fun
  • Harry Potter houses and classes because Hogwarts AUs are such a good alternative to Highschool AUs
  • Pacific Rim Jaegers and drift compatibility because eff yeah fun mecha designs PLUS fun character relationship examinations!
  • Steven Universe fusions and gems in general let me just smoosh all of these characters together aww yiss
  • MLP species and cutie marks shhhHHHHHH SHHHHHH it’s okay I love pastel horses and cutesy monsters okay
  • Supernatural gifs - I don’t even watch the show but “do Supernatural fans have a gif for this?” posts always crack me up because YES THEY DO IT’S SO AMAZING
  • Undertale monsters and battle styles yes give me all the monstersonas with their cool fighting styles and neat sprites just yes yes yes
  • Pokémon types and teams and actually also fakemon just gimme
  • Sailor Moon otaku senshi Jesus people get so creative with these wtf
  • Puella Magi Madoka Magica soul gems and powers and costumes yes please deliver this army of magical children to me
  • A:TLA and A:LOK bending and cultures I wanna put all my children into bending things
  • basically pretty much everything that gives me new ways to express something, examine my characters and stories, and/or mess around with designs and backstories!!!!!

feel free to add on to this~

anonymous asked:

Hello there, hope you're doing well! So the other day I came across a nail polish named, I kid you not, 'Blueberry Hot Rod', which naturally reminded me of Rodimus and his new look. So, may I request the Lost Light crew reacting to a human s/o who painted their nails to match their paint jobs?

XD  I really want to believe that whoever named that nail polish is a fan MTMTE!  I’ll just do a few of my favs, if you don’t mind, as there are quite a few bots running around the Lost Light.  ;)

Rodimus:  He chuckles and gets this big goofy grin on his face when you show him the totally fierce flame motif you painted on your nails.  “Aw, babe!  That’s so cute!  We totally match!”  He wants to show your beautiful nails off to everyone one around the ship.  “Quick, Rewind!  Get a picture of me and my babe!”  He gets the biggest ego boost when you do things like this for him.  (Magnus can’t handle him when he’s in this state.)

Drift: When you show him the white, red, and black swirl patterns you painted, he immediately becomes very interested.  His optics light up and he gently takes your hands in his as he starts describing what the particular colors mean.  “It’s a powerful statement.  The double meanings give it sort of an ambiguous feel.  Now this color here, means…”  You have to actually spell it out for him.  “Drift, these are your colors.”  His mouth snaps shut and his cheeks flush in embarrassment after a moment.  “Oh,” he chuckles, bringing a hand to his face.  

Skids:  “Well, how about that?” he beams at your red, yellow, and blue nails.  “You’re quite the little artist!”  You flush and tell him that you chose those colors specifically to match his paint.  He lets out a hearty laugh as his optics sparkle with warmth.  He gently lifts you up to place you on his shoulder.  “That so?  Well, thank you, m’dear.  I appreciate it,” he smiles giving you a light kiss on the cheek.

Swerve:  “Wow! Your fingers look really pretty!” he says, leaning over the edge of the bar to admire your red and white French manicure.  You let out a soft giggle.  Suddenly, Whirl leans over to see what you two are gawking at.  “Aw, how cute.  You two dorks match!” he says with all his signature charm.  You turn to face him with a wry smirk.  “Yeah.  I did that on purpose actually.”  You turn back to Swerve and flash him a dazzling smile.  He stands there gaping at you, for once at a loss for words, as all the energon rushes to his faceplates.

Rung:  He delicately turns both your hands over in his as you show him the orange and white designs you painted.  His slender fingers trace gently over the back of your hand and over each digit, lingering more than necessary and sending little shivers down your spine. He lifts his gaze up to meet yours and smiles at you fondly like you’re the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. “You have lovely hands, my dear,” he says softly, placing a small kiss to your knuckles.  He asks you if you wouldn’t mind letting him try painting your nails for you sometime.

Tailgate:  There’s a light shining brilliantly behind his optics and he bounces around in excitement, clasping your hands as you show him your white and blue nails with the word “bomb” spelled out across each hand.  “Oh, man!  Wow! That is so cool!  You’re literally the best!” he cries, picking you up in a fierce hug and nuzzling his face against yours, making you giggle.  “Hey, Cyclonus!  Check out y/n’s awesome hands!”  (“…I’ve seen their hands before, Tailgate…”)

blackforestwaltz  asked:

Hello (again)! I was gonna hold off from requesting anything for a while, but my need for The Fluff (tm) must be sated. What do TFA Prowl, TFP (or TFA, whichever you want) Optimus, Soundwave, MTMTE Drift, Ultra Magnus, Rung, Whirl, and RID15 Grimlock think is/are the cutest thing(s) their s/o does (I.e. wiggling their nose, humming little tunes, etc)? I didn't see a character limit in the rules, but if that's too many (and I realize there's a LOT... oops), do however many you want :*

This is the kind of PURE content this blog was made for, yes siree!!

TFA Prowl likes the way your eyes widen and sparkle when you see something that interests you. He takes you way out into the country to stargaze, but instead of the sky he’s looking at your bright eyes shining with wonder. 

TFP Optimus likes your laughter and when you hum. It’s music to his audials and never fails to brighten his day. He savors each little note and giggle and impromptu dance; he can’t believe how pure and precious you are.

TFP Soundwave likes the little things you do when you can’t sit still. When you tap, shake your leg, wriggle your nose, or shuffle your feet it breaks the silence and stillness he’s so used to. It’s comforting.

MTMTE Drift likes the way you move in general. You’re so lithe and graceful. Every move you make is part of an intricate dance and it’s mesmerizing. He tries to match your style as when he fights, but he just can’t quite move like you.

MTMTE Ultra Magnus like your sleepy sounds. You yawn so cutely, and it’s so darling when you snuffle and sigh in your sleep. He finds it amusing when you sleep talk. He especially loves it if you fall asleep while he’s holding you.

MTMTE Rung likes when you hum, sing, or have little conversations with yourself, animals, plants, or objects. It’s just so, so adorable. He almost has a spark attack. The Lost Light stops on a new planet and you say hello to a flower. You hum as you help him with his model ships and say “There you go! You’re a pretty ship” when you’re done. In all his years you are the brightest soul he’s ever met.

MTMTE Whirl likes your so-called ‘human-exclusive quirks’. This includes yawning, sneezing, hiccuping, etc. It’s totally weird, and to see you brush it off so casually is hilarious to him. Sometimes he’ll ask you what it feels like and listens to you explain like a kid listens to a bedtime story.

RID2015 Grimlock likes the way you act when you eat something yummy. It makes him slightly jealous sometimes since he can’t have human food, but seeing you do a little sway-wiggle dance as you eat a cookie makes up for it. If you enjoy one of the pretzels he makes he’s overjoyed.