Summary:“We make Jungkook jealous, we make him wish that he was with you all the time.” Taehyung says, “we make you look so incredibly fun, so ridiculously unforgettable, that it feels like the world doesn’t spin without you in it. It’s easy.”
“You’re insane. See this is why we’ve never spoken before.” You say, half inclined to get up and leave now before Taehyung continues with his idea. But, your interest again, is bigger than you. “Wait, what would you even get from that?”
“It would uh—-” he begins.
“It would what?” You say, leaning in closer, close enough for him to whisper it to you.
“Oooh, Taehyung has a little crush on someone too, does he?” You tease.
That’s right, you fancied Jeon Jungkook, but you’re not alone in the world of unrequited love, and it just so happens that making people jealous often makes them fall for you. But what happens when you really make the perfect fake match?
Genre: Kim Taehyung Fluff, Angst and super mild smut suggestiveness
Words: 10.6K (10,662 words)
a/n: so it was a spur of the moment decision to write this fic, but the words college au and fake dating just seemed so perfect together that i couldn’t resist. i hope this mends any broken hearts and maybe breaks a few with the angst. lots of love, mo.
A super lovely commission made for a very sweet, kind Anon. I had so much fun and so many feels for this it’s almost hard to describe xD These two make me so happy! <3 Thank you for commissioning me, Anon! <3
- Texting all the time - But not sweet texts - More like that one things that’s like the “What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.” thing idk fr what it is but he would send you that - And he’s not mad when he sends it - You just asked what time he wants to go to the movies - He’s actually a meme - You could be in a group chat with the other boys and use your boyfriend’s face as a reaction to things they say - And he’s so athletic w o w - You’re dating the golden maknae, just a reminder - Tbh he’ll never cheat on you because you’re the only girl he can even look in the eye - He does really weird things - All the time - You look over and he’s making a weird face - You turn around and he’s walking on his hands - Who knows - Your closet is full of white shirts because that’s all he wears - You could wear one of his white shirts and he’d know exactly which one it is out of his 219 white shirts - “YOU’RE WEARING NUMBER 46 DON’T GET ANYTHING ON IT, THAT ONE IS MY FAVORITE” - “I THOUGHT 23 WAS YOUR FAVORITE? NEXT TO 114?” - “THEY’RE ALL MY FAVORITES” - You wear his flannels - Matching couple shirts? - More like matching Timberlands, lace up homie - Random singing - Also dealing with Jimin - GETTING DOWN TO GDRAGON TOGETHER IT’S GONNA HAPPEN - Honestly he’d probably pick you up the same way he picked up Jimin in that jail sene thing - Minus the ass slapping - But at the same time he might tbh idek - But playfully - He and every one of his fans can think that he acts tough all he wants - But tbh he’s still slgihtly scared of doing something out of line - His hyungs tease him because aw their maknae is dating someone - What they don’t know is that your relationship is an all out w a r - BUTT SLAPPING WARS - YOU RUN UP BEHIND HIM AND JUST BAM - HIM TURNING AROUND LIKE “FRICK U THAT WASN’T FAIR” - “COME AT ME” - Throwing a pillow at him - “hAH TAKE THAT- o shit” - Running from Jungkook after throwing said pillow - Best friend couple tbh - He goes from being really shy with you to being just so comfy and weird - But certain things still catch him and he’s suddenly all blushy and shy - Learning things together - Shyly giving you flowers with that lil bunny smile - But also - Have u seen him move bc um - W O W - Golden maknae is good at everything - E v e r y t h i n g - if u catch my drift - In general the relationship would just be so fun all the time - It’d be a learning process that you get to do together and all of it is just so worth it
Rodimus and Drift have contests about who can eat the most off the wall stuff
They look each other in the eye and silently agree. Rodimus eats Taco Bell nacho cheese with a spork, Drift drinks hot sauce from the pack like it’s juice. Ultra Magnus is suffering and Megatron just wants to go to jail. Ratchet is patiently waiting to say “I told you so.”