no drift no fun

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He wasn’t !! lmao

Credit to the fabulous @sinfully-offensive for the prompt

  • January: Yoko
  • February: Jorge
  • March: Suzaku
  • April: Gourmet
  • May: Raizen
  • June: Hagiri/Sniper
  • July: Keiko
  • August: Shizuru
  • September: Sensui
  • October: Mitarai/Seaman
  • November: Shishi
  • December: Kuwabara
Just Pretend

Summary: “We make Jungkook jealous, we make him wish that he was with you all the time.” Taehyung says, “we make you look so incredibly fun, so ridiculously unforgettable, that it feels like the world doesn’t spin without you in it. It’s easy.” 

“You’re insane. See this is why we’ve never spoken before.” You say, half inclined to get up and leave now before Taehyung continues with his idea. But, your interest again, is bigger than you. “Wait, what would you even get from that?” 

“It would uh—-” he begins.

“It would what?” You say, leaning in closer, close enough for him to whisper it to you. 

“Oooh, Taehyung has a little crush on someone too, does he?” You tease.

That’s right, you fancied Jeon Jungkook, but you’re not alone in the world of unrequited love, and it just so happens that making people jealous often makes them fall for you. But what happens when you really make the perfect fake match?

Genre: Kim Taehyung Fluff, Angst and super mild smut suggestiveness

Words: 10.6K (10,662 words)

Originally posted by bwipsul

a/n: so it was a spur of the moment decision to write this fic, but the words college au and fake dating just seemed so perfect together that i couldn’t resist. i hope this mends any broken hearts and maybe breaks a few with the angst. lots of love, mo.

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Dating Jungkook would include

Originally posted by hohbi

Jeon Jungkook

- Texting all the time
- But not sweet texts
- More like that one things that’s like the “What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.” thing idk fr what it is but he would send you that
- And he’s not mad when he sends it
- You just asked what time he wants to go to the movies
- He’s actually a meme
- You could be in a group chat with the other boys and use your boyfriend’s face as a reaction to things they say
- And he’s so athletic w o w
- You’re dating the golden maknae, just a reminder
- Tbh he’ll never cheat on you because you’re the only girl he can even look in the eye
- He does really weird things
- All the time
- You look over and he’s making a weird face
- You turn around and he’s walking on his hands
- Who knows
- Your closet is full of white shirts because that’s all he wears
- You could wear one of his white shirts and he’d know exactly which one it is out of his 219 white shirts
- “YOU’RE WEARING NUMBER 46 DON’T GET ANYTHING ON IT, THAT ONE IS MY FAVORITE”
- “I THOUGHT 23 WAS YOUR FAVORITE? NEXT TO 114?”
- “THEY’RE ALL MY FAVORITES”
- You wear his flannels
- Matching couple shirts?
- More like matching Timberlands, lace up homie
- Random singing
- Also dealing with Jimin
- GETTING DOWN TO GDRAGON TOGETHER IT’S GONNA HAPPEN
- Honestly he’d probably pick you up the same way he picked up Jimin in that jail sene thing
- Minus the ass slapping
- But at the same time he might tbh idek
- But playfully
- He and every one of his fans can think that he acts tough all he wants
- But tbh he’s still slgihtly scared of doing something out of line
- His hyungs tease him because aw their maknae is dating someone
- What they don’t know is that your relationship is an all out w a r
- BUTT SLAPPING WARS
- YOU RUN UP BEHIND HIM AND JUST BAM
- HIM TURNING AROUND LIKE “FRICK U THAT WASN’T FAIR”
- “COME AT ME”
- Throwing a pillow at him
- “hAH TAKE THAT- o shit”
- Running from Jungkook after throwing said pillow
- Best friend couple tbh
- He goes from being really shy with you to being just so comfy and weird
- But certain things still catch him and he’s suddenly all blushy and shy
- Learning things together
- Shyly giving you flowers with that lil bunny smile
- But also
- Have u seen him move bc um
- W O W
- Golden maknae is good at everything
- E v e r y t h i n g
- if u catch my drift
- In general the relationship would just be so fun all the time
- It’d be a learning process that you get to do together and all of it is just so worth it

I Promise (Jack Frost x Reader)

“Are you sure this is safe?”

Jackson offered you his signature smirk, almost as if he knew those words were going to come out of your mouth.

“I’ve been skating on this lake with my sister more times than I can count,” he exclaimed, his brown eyes sparkling with life. “Besides, skating is fun! I can’t believe you haven’t tried it yet.”

“Jackson…” you said, your voice wavering.

Sensing your worry, Jackson’s smirk toned up down to a genuine gentle smile.

(Y/N), I promise I won’t let anything happen to you.

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Some Fandom Things I Love
  • Homestuck quadrants because they make shipping sooooo much more fun
  • Harry Potter houses and classes because Hogwarts AUs are such a good alternative to Highschool AUs
  • Pacific Rim Jaegers and drift compatibility because eff yeah fun mecha designs PLUS fun character relationship examinations!
  • Steven Universe fusions and gems in general let me just smoosh all of these characters together aww yiss
  • MLP species and cutie marks shhhHHHHHH SHHHHHH it’s okay I love pastel horses and cutesy monsters okay
  • Supernatural gifs - I don’t even watch the show but “do Supernatural fans have a gif for this?” posts always crack me up because YES THEY DO IT’S SO AMAZING
  • Undertale monsters and battle styles yes give me all the monstersonas with their cool fighting styles and neat sprites just yes yes yes
  • Pokémon types and teams and actually also fakemon just gimme
  • Sailor Moon otaku senshi Jesus people get so creative with these wtf
  • Puella Magi Madoka Magica soul gems and powers and costumes yes please deliver this army of magical children to me
  • A:TLA and A:LOK bending and cultures I wanna put all my children into bending things
  • basically pretty much everything that gives me new ways to express something, examine my characters and stories, and/or mess around with designs and backstories!!!!!

feel free to add on to this~

The Wooden toy.

Author Notes
Warnings: Fluff
Pairing: Ivar x Reader 
Word count: 1043
bit of daddy Ivar for you loves. (Possible 2 piece). 

Originally posted by whenimaunicorn

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Rodimus and Drift have contests about who can eat the most off the wall stuff

They look each other in the eye and silently agree. Rodimus eats Taco Bell nacho cheese with a spork, Drift drinks hot sauce from the pack like it’s juice. Ultra Magnus is suffering and Megatron just wants to go to jail. Ratchet is patiently waiting to say “I told you so.”

@numbskulltrash y'all can thank Kimchi