Tooday iz my hooman's "borth-day." They sayed it iz coostomary to give prezents, so I gve her cuddles and mowth kisses. She seeemed to lik them. She iz a good hooman, gave me a toy tht spits out treets, and let me sit in her lapp all day. Nd whn she got presents, she gave me the Rapping Papur! Was mch fun, I thnk thy should have borth-days more oftin.