no coke only pepsi

anyways heres my personal soda tier

it’s worth noting that i fucking hate Dr Pepper but had the decency to put it in okay tier bc I accidentally drank some today & i didnt make a face also i didnt wanna be called a liar

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If I ask for Coke at a restaurant that only serves Pepsi and the server seems genuinely apologetic to me that God’s Chosen Beverage has been denied to me by this establishment in favor of Satan’s Pit Sweat then they get a bigger tip. Hopefully the extra money will help them move on with their life and get them out of a desperate immoral job that is serving Pepsi to unfortunate Coke-drinkers which they must hate themselves inside and out for unless they’re a sociopath.

I moustache you a question
  • 1. Tell me a random fact about yourself
  • 2. Does your name suit you? What would you change it to if not?
  • 3. Do you consider yourself a likable person?
  • 4. What’s the one outfit you wish you were allowed to wear every day without shame?
  • 5. Imagine what you would be like if you were the opposite gender. Would you be the same?
  • 6. Tell me about something that upsets or concerns you.
  • 7. What’s your favorite type of fabric?
  • 8. What’s your favorite part about the stars?
  • 9. Can you play chess?
  • 10. In seven sentences or less, plan your funeral.
  • 11. Would you rather live a fast paced short life or a long and slower life?
  • 12. Is there life on other planets? Are they more or less intelligent than us?
  • 13. What movie/book character could you conceivably see yourself portraying? (either by appearance or personality, your choice)
  • 14. What’s your favorite type of shoe?
  • 15. What was the smartest decision you made in the past 10 days?
  • 16. Are you happy with you last haircut? Dramatic change or just a trim?
  • 17. Would you know how to use a VCR, record player, laser disk, 8-track, rocket launcher?
  • 18. What’s something you wish you still believed in?
  • 19. Pet a kitty or play with a puppy?
  • 20. Who was the last person you said goodbye to? Will you see them soon?
  • 21. Would you make a good parent?
  • 22. What was the last reckless thing you did?
  • 23. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • 24. You’re going somewhere real fancy; design your dream dress, car or venue.
  • 25. Are you an attention hog?
  • 26. Do you consider yourself artistic? What was the last thing you drew either way?
  • 27. Is your room messy now? Is it normally messy?
  • 28. What’s your favorite brand of chocolate?
  • 29. How comfortable would you be with a stranger hugging you?
  • 30. When was the last time you cried tears of happiness?
  • 31. Do you love snow or hate it? What do you do on snow days?
  • 32. Could you honestly see yourself married within the next 8 years?
  • 33. Do you regularly read the newspaper? (online or paper)
  • 34. What’s your favorite kind of bread?
  • 35. What personality traits do you wish you had?
  • 36. Would you be willing to relocate far away for a job or a loved one?
  • 37. What’s your perfect Saturday morning?
  • 38. What’s your favorite Disney movie?
  • 39. How many people have you kissed romantically?
  • 40. What’s a TV/movie/book moment that is guaranteed to make you cry every time?
  • 41. Have you ever run away from home or at least strongly considered it?
  • 42. What would you do if your celebrity crush appeared at your door right this moment?
  • 43. What are you like when you’re angry? Is your anger red hot or icy cold?
  • 44. Would you consider yourself a passionate person?
  • 45. Have you ever purposely hit someone?
  • 46. Do you have a good relationship with your mom?
  • 47. Are you superstitious? About what?
  • 48. When was the last time you danced? What’d you dance to?
  • 49. Would you choose Coke or Pepsi products as the only soda for the rest of your life?
  • 50. What’s your favorite phrase/word in a foreign language?
  • 51. Do you think you would make a good leader for your country?
  • 52. Weather wise what do you prefer? Summer, Winter, Spring or Fall?
  • 53. Do you have someone you love more than you love yourself?
  • 54. What was the last thing you wrote?
  • 55. Have you ever encountered something you couldn’t explain? Something paranormal?
  • 56. What’s your phone ringtone?
  • 57. What’s your favorite school subject?
  • 58. Have you been to any concerts? Did you enjoy them?
  • 59. Are all four of your grandparents still alive?
  • 60. What are the pros and cons of having you as a friend?
  • 61. Are you prone to nightmares?
  • 62. Do you have a song you love and could listen to on repeat forever?
  • 63. Any good scars? Tell me their stories.
  • 64. Tell me a little bit about a political / social issue you strongly believe in.
  • 65. What’s your earliest memory?
  • 66. Do you have any weird body quirks? (Roll your tongue, double-jointed)
  • 67. Can you describe your writing style? Your drawing style? Your style?
  • 68. What’s something you’re passionate about that no one else seems to like?
  • 69. Silver or Gold?
  • 70. What do you do when you’re excited?
  • 71. What time do you normally go to bed / wake up?
  • 72. Close your eyes, point in a random direction; tell a story about whatever you’re pointing at.
  • 73. What do people call you? (nicknames and such)
  • 74. Do you have dimples? Do you think they are cute on others?
  • 75. What’s the furthest away you’ve ever traveled?
  • 76. About how many pairs of shoes do you own?
  • 77. When was the last time you were in church?
  • 78. What position do you sleep in?
  • 79. Can you dance? If yes, what style do you prefer? If no, describe your awesome skills which no one can appreciate.
  • 80. What is your favorite full album?
  • 81. At what age do you think you will die?
  • 82. Do you spend a long time getting ready in the morning?
  • 83. Do you have a Y in your name?
  • 84. If there someone on the internet you wish you could meet? What would you do together?
  • 85. Do you tell everyone how you feel or bottle up your emotions?
  • 86. What job did you want to have when you were younger? Has it changed?
  • 87. What makes the best Pizza topping?
  • 88. Big wedding, small wedding, court house or elopement?
  • 89. If I gave you a free cup of your favorite drink, would you eat a spider?
  • 90. What’s your opinion on carrots or the economy of your country?
  • 91. Could you see yourself as a soldier?
  • 92. Favorite president?
  • 93. Do you get sick often?
  • 94. Righty or a Lefty? Are there some things you can only do with your opposite hand?
  • 95. What’s the pattern on your comforter? What do you have on your bed?
  • 96. In poem form, describe your ideal boyfriend/girlfriend?
  • 97. What’s something you’d like to do but are too afraid to?
  • 98. How do you normally style your hair?
  • 99. What’s your current desktop background?
  • 100. Do you get on better with your mother or your father?
  • 101. Have you ever fallen asleep in class?
  • 102. How’s your vision? Do you need glasses/contacts?
  • 103. What’s on your desk right now?
  • 104. Would it be worse to lose an arm or a leg?
  • 105. Do you shop second hand?
  • 106. What’s the longest book you’ve ever read that you enjoyed? How long did it take to read?
  • 107. Would you make a good stripper?
  • 108. What’s your favorite smell? Bring back any memories good or bad?
  • 109. Do you read manga? What manga?
  • 110. So you’re crushing on someone, do you approach them or wait for them to make the first move?
  • 111. If your survival depended on it, could you kill someone?
  • 112. What’s that one song that you always get stuck in you head?
  • 113. Are you afraid of getting shots?
  • 114. Have you ever wish upon a star? Has it ever come true?
  • 115. What’s the longest amount of time you’ve gone without sleep?
  • 116. Have you ever been hurt by someone you loved/trusted?
  • 117. Who was the last person you gave your phone number to?
  • 118. At what time do you function best and are most alert?
  • 119. Have you ever seriously injured yourself or been really sick?
  • 120. What kind of computer do you have?
  • 121. What’s your dream dinner? Can you cook it yourself?
  • 122. Are you a leader or a follower?
  • 123. Do you find people over the age of 50 attractive?
  • 124. What language do you wish you could be totally fluent in right now?
  • 125. Have you ever stolen something?
  • 126. Do you know the story of how your parents met?
  • 127. Is all that we see or seem but a dream within a dream?
  • 128. What would you do without the internet?
  • 129. Mel Brooks or Monty Python?
  • 130. What sports team do you usually root for?
  • 131. What’re some words that you consistently cannot spell without help?
  • 132. What’s the one thing that makes you laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME?
  • 133. Darwin’s Origin of the Species or the Bible?
  • 134. Describe your unique taste in music.
  • 135. Do you get on well with your parents?
  • 136. What’s your favorite cartoon?
  • 137. What are some movies you love so much you could watch over and over?
  • 138. What would you consider comfort food?
  • 139. Can you recite all of Bohemian Rhapsody?
  • 140. Would you consider yourself competitive?
  • 141. Who was the last person you spoke to in person? How long ago was that?
  • 142. Are you someone who feels guilty a lot?
  • 143. Do you have any tattoos? If not, what’s one you would consider getting?
  • 144. When was the last time you felt you looked beautiful / handsome / pretty damn fine?
  • 145. Any vices you’d like to share?
  • 146. Only child or siblings?
  • 147. When you go out, what do you normally have on you?
  • 148. If you could live in a fictional world where would it be and why?
  • 149. Are you good at keeping secrets?
  • 150. What stores do you buy clothing from?
  • 151. If I handed you a 9 mm handgun, would you know what to do and how to use it?
  • 152. Write a short poem about Cheese.
  • 153. Do you think you need to lose weight?
  • 154. What’s your favorite TV theme song?
  • 155. Do you snore/droll/sleep talk or walk?
  • 156. Describe your best friend, what makes them the best?
  • 157. Did you sleep well last night?
  • 158. Do you have keys, what do you have on your key ring?
  • 159. What other names did your parents consider before they chose yours?
  • 160. Have you ever been in a serious accident?
  • 161. Favorite historical era?
  • 162. Do you take notes electronically or hand write them?
  • 163. Describe what you’re wearing right now.
  • 164. Give your ten year old self advice, what would you tell them?
  • 165. What’s your favorite kind of dinosaur?
  • 166. Who was your first crush (cartoon, celebrity or real?)
  • 167. Do you believe in rock and roll? Can music save your mortal soul?
  • 168. Are you a good liar?
  • 169. Any stuffed animals?
  • 170. Ever cosplayed? As who and did you do a good job? Also where were you?
  • 171. What do you think about Beethoven?
  • 172. What’s your favorite flavor tea / coffee / whatever?
  • 173. If I triple dog dared you, would you do something stupid?
  • 174. Have you ever done something against your parent’s wishes?
  • 175. Have any posters in your room? Of what?
  • 176. Last book you couldn’t put down.
  • 177. Describe the last dream that you remember.
  • 178. What’s your favorite book written in or before the 19th century?
  • 179. How do you take your eggs? Scrambled? Over Easy? On toast?
  • 180. Quick! Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind…. Now!
  • 181. Thus far, what would you consider your best year alive?
  • 182. What’s something you’re embarrassed to admit you like?
  • 183. Have you left your room today?
  • 184. What’s your real life OTP?
  • 185. Do you enjoy pickles?
  • 186. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
  • 187. Name something you studied in school that fascinates you.
  • 188. What is the capitol of Maryland (no cheating)
  • 189. One person you could imagine murdering? How would you do it?
  • 190. What’s something completely irrational that you’re afraid of, and not ‘the dark’ or ‘heights’ something really weird that scares the living daylights out of you.
  • 191. Do you collect something? If not, what would you consider collecting?
  • 192. Do you love spicy foods? How hot can you go?
  • 193. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
  • 194. Hold your breath for as long as you can… how long was that?
  • 195. Who are your role models? (real or fictional)
  • 196. What’s your favorite holiday?
  • 197. Do you still live with your parents?
  • 198. What would you do if I punched you? Would you punch back? Cry?
  • 199. Tell me something funny. A joke, a family anecdote. What do you find funny?
  • 200. What’s something you feel guilty about?
  • 201. Did anything interesting happen on the day of your birth?
  • 202. What’s your favorite type of flower?
  • 203. Do you have a pen pal? Tell me about them. If not, would you like one?
  • 204. Your favorite luxury item?
  • 205. What is your morning routine?
  • 206. Have you ever broken any bones, which ones?
  • 207. Your house is burning, you only have time to grab three items, what are they?
  • 208. Do you have any embarrassing habits/secrets you can’t quite kick?
  • 209. Do you feel like a grown-up?
  • 210. Have you ever been rushed to the hospital?
  • 211. Tell me about your day so far.
  • 212. What would you do if you were a werewolf?
  • 213. Are you an insomniac?
  • 214. If you could recommend anything, to anyone, to watch right now what would it be?
  • 215. Have you ever had alcohol? Do you like it?
  • 216. Can you recite a poem by heart?
  • 217. Are you good with children?
  • 218. Do you read comic books?
  • 219. What’s the weather like there right now?
  • 220. Write me a short story with you as the hero.
  • 221. What are the different sides to your personality?
  • 222. What do you do or say that is uniquely you?
  • 223. What’s the longest TV binge you’ve ever done in a row?
  • 224. Do you think we should continue to explore space?
  • 225. What Disney Prince or Princess best describes you? (You can combine a few if needed)
  • 226. Are you better at math or at writing?
  • 227. List three things you don’t like about your personality and what you can do about it.
  • 228. Have you ever watched porn?
  • 229. Are you a nice person?
  • 230. Do you know who Arsene Lupin is?
  • 231. What is the wind speed velocity of a coconut laden swallow?
  • 232. Describe color to someone who is blind.
  • 233. What century suits you best? Would you better off in another time?
  • 234. When was the last time you rode a bicycle?
  • 235. What’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told?
  • 236. Is there someone you really don’t like for no real reason?
  • 237. What would you do if you found out you were adopted?
  • 238. What would you do if I said I was from the future sent back to save you and hurry now we must go or the monsters will find us?
  • 239. What’s your least favorite vegetable?
  • 240. What does Carpe Diem mean to you?
  • 241. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
  • 242. Have you ever touched a giraffe?
  • 243. Do you believe world peace is possible?
  • 244. Would you rather be a squid or a koala bear?
  • 245. Who raised you as a child?
  • 246. What political party do you most identify with?
  • 247. What’s something you think you do well? And don’t you dare say nothing; you know there’s something you do that you’re proud of.
  • 248. Are you good at imitating animal noises?
  • 249. Last fictional character you cried over? What about them made you cry?
  • 250. What happens after we die?
  • 251. Sci-fi or fantasy?
  • 252. What would be your superhero name?
  • 253. Do you pray?
  • 254. Describe your first kiss or, if you’ve yet to have it, your ideal first kiss.
  • 255. Do you take any vitamins or pills?
  • 256. Have you ever been in a fist fight?
  • 257. What was your favorite childhood game?
  • 258. Do you believe we should keep or abolish the penny?
  • 259. When was the last major turning point in your life? Did you choose well?
  • 260. What’s your go to stress reliever?
  • 261. What’s your favorite board game?
  • 262. Is the hokey pokey really what it’s all about
  • 263. What’s your theme song?

anonymous asked:

buy pepsi

sorry i only drink bepis and coke mixed with hot sauce

sadrienagreste  asked:

“Oh my god you just screamed ‘SO WHAT IF I LIKE YOU WHAT’RE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?’ at the top of your lungs in a very crowded restaurant and how about for starters I take you home and get you sober???”

A/N: I didn’t know which pairing you wanted so I did heartrate?? 

And this is actually longer than I expected so it’s under the cut. Some cursing is present fyi

Enjoy! :)

The night sucked.

Because for one, Alix was stuck in a ridiculously long line just to get a freaking burger and she was tired, she was hungry, and she didn’t feel like cooking anything that her almost empty cabinets offered her in her crappy apartment.

And two, was because, who in their right mind brought their screaming children to a fast food restaurant at two in the morning when every other restaurant was closed? They should be sleeping for god sake, not licking the grease off their fingers like she, a grown ass adult of her early twenties, was about to do because she deserved doing that and the peace and quiet she thought she was going to have.

But nope.

Not at all.

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Two Smoking Guns 8

Summary: AU: First Day of your new Job, first day of class, should be all peaches and cream, except for the fact that your new Boss and your Professor are the most attractive men you’d ever met, and they won’t stop staring at you.

Author: @i4z-0892-imagines

Pairing: Sam x Reader, Dean x Reader

Word Count:2,265

Warnings: Gonna get NSFW here soon, maybe a little here too.

A/N: Hold onto your hot pants, and grab a fan. Sit back, and fantasize. AND SEND ME FEEDBACK!!!!! I literally live off of it.

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 -

Coffee. Kale Smoothie. Paperwork. Breath outside of the door. You’d fallen into a ritual or sorts, anything even slightly askew and your entire day was thrown out of whack. Charlie, one of the girls from IT had dropped off a packet without telling you about it, or emailing you, no memo nothing, just plopped it on your desk and skipped on her merry way and it threw you for a major loop. You had to make time to go over it, and schedule time to go over it with Dean, and then you had to ensure it was done by a deadline, the next day, and it was just a chaotic mess. A place for everything and everything in its place. You enjoyed having a plan.

Yet there you were dumping far too much creamer into your coffee, the blender turning the smoothie into juice, as you starred off lost in your own little world.

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When BB goes to the military 5

Military: well that was a failure. Now onto Taeyang, T.O.P, and Seungri. To prevent fatality, lets go one by one.
YB: can I go nude?
Military: no
YB: lol then no
T.O.P: can i insta my trip?
Military: of course not.
T.O.P: then bye
Seungri: can i have a coke?
Military: uhhh… I think we only carry pepsi
Seungri: can GD hold me?
Military: physically no.
Seungri: then no
Military: god.
GD: i got it.
GD: if you don’t run the course, I won’t write another song for eight years.
BB: yeah but that’s normal
GD: I’ll make us perform Fantastic Baby at the MAMA’s. Again.
BB: shit
YB: *runs course fully clothed with a scarf*
T.O.P: *leaves phone on ground*
Seungri: *holds self*
Seungri: I’d love a pepsi
Military: how?
GD: control ‘em with fear

Clyde’s general-but-oddly-specific questions for characterization

Do you love making original characters? Probably for a story or a group or just for pure fun? As a writer, character development is extremely important and extremely fun to work with! I wanted to share some of the questions I ask myself about the character in order to get an understanding of who they are. These questions aren’t extremely general and can apply to many characters, plus they’re super fun! Feel free to think about some of these questions with your original characters!

  • If they aren’t already, would your character be immortal when given the opportunity? If they are immortal, do they wish they weren’t?
  • Would your character choose to fight 1000 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?
  • If they drink soda and there was only Coke and Pepsi, what would they do? 
  • If your character reads, do they bookmark by folding a corner over or do they try and use another object as a bookmark? 
  • If your character had a playlist consisting of only 5 songs, what would the playlist be called and what are the 5 songs?
  • Does your character put bread outside or inside the fridge? 
  • What is your character’s main browser? 
  • If your character own a phone or computer, what would their screensaver be?
  • What kind of political system do they prefer and why? 
  • Does your character bring plastic water bottles or bring their own water container? 
  • When they eat oreos, do they eat it whole or break it apart first? 
  • If your character owns a car, what things would be inside their glove compartment? 

Feel free to add more or use these! 

anonymous asked:

OKAY get this ronan like really wants a kitten (don't fight me he wants a little kitten to cuddle) but Adam is allergies but he gets one any ways cause he can't help when he sees a little one all alone, so he's been hiding him from Adam and then Adam gets sick and Roman feels so bad and shows him the car and Adam wants to be mad but Ronan just loves it so much that he's willing to suffer to let him keep it

Are you THE DEVIL? I mean, ronan lynch and kittens… ARE YOU KITTEN ME RIGHT NOW???? This is too much.

  • I don’t make the rules so I should just tell you that it has been decided that the kitten is called pepper bc it’s a little black kitten and ronan thought it looked like the colour of coca cola but he didn’t wanna call it coke bc… well… and everyone knows pepsi is shite and the only place you should drink it is at kfc (when you got no other fucking choice) wait, where was I going with this? oh yeah! so he thought of dr pepper and… pepper was born 
  • now we need to address the elephant in the room first of all… CHAINSAW now tbh pepper just wants to play with her and be her friend but chainsaw wants to rip pepper up and use her fluff to make a nest :) I mean, she aint jealous or possessive over ronan or anything (she is, massively)
  • so ronan tries to keep them separated which means one day when he knows adam’s at work all day, he hangs out at st agnes up in adam’s apartment with pepper. he’s trying to keep her off the bed bc he knows adam has allergies and he doesn’t want there to be cat hair everywhere, although she keeps jumping up there anyway (he’s quietly starting to think that maybe coming here with the kitten was a bad idea)
  • but anyway she finally falls asleep curled up in the dirty laundry and ronan figures it’s fine because adam’s gonna wash it all anyway so why not?
  • but then adam comes home early… or rather, he comes home exactly when he meant to but ronan had his hours wrong
  • and he comes in all pleasantly surprised that ronan’s there and he collapses back on the bed and starts sneezing pretty much straight away and ronan’s like “are you okay? are you getting sick?” and then he realises…. it’s probably the cat hair and he’s sneaking glances at the bathroom door just waiting for pepper to come strolling out on her little fat, fluffy legs
  • “ugh, it’s just my allergies playing up” adam says and he’s rubbing his eyes but they’re getting all red and swollen and ronan doesn’t know what to do bc he feels really bad now 
  • “adam,” he says, “I have to tell you something”
  • “okay… what is it?”
  • “first of all you have to promise you’re not gonna get angry in the presence of a minor”
  • “are you referring to yourself or…?”
  • he disappears into the bathroom and pepper opens her eyes at the sound of his approach and he scoops her up and brings her into the main room
  • adam sits up “is that a cat?”
  • “yeah I found her the other day and she didn’t have a home so I- I just sort of brought her home with me but then I got attached and-”
  • “that’s why I’m sneezing”
  • “yeah and I’m really sorry, I wasn’t thinking when I brought her here. it’s just chainsaw hates her and they needed a bit of a break from each other and I knew you were out so…”
  • “you’ve already named it, haven’t you?” adam says and ronan like rolls his eyes like as if i named the kitten, ha but then he’s like “yeah, her name’s pepper”
  • and adam just starts smiling because ronan is standing there cuddling a tiny little kitten and it’s actually the cutest thing he’s ever seen
  • “you can keep it”
  • “but your allergies-”
  • “I’ll live. just do me a favour and maybe shut her in the bathroom for a bit because I’m about to kiss you a lot and I don’t think she’s old enough to be watching.”