no but srs i am going to sleep

I'm Going to Kill Someone
  • Tony: I am going to kill someone.
  • Steve: well not before dinner you won't.
  • Tony: *mouth full of food* I am going to kill someone.
  • Steve: well not before you get some sleep.
  • Tony: *in a burrito blanket* I..m..kill..some..zzzzz
81. Drunk


I know it’s a little early but if I don’t publish this, then I can’t work on anything else. Just the way my mind works. And I’m just so excited to be a part of @bucky-plums-barnes 100 Banging Kinks for Bucky’s Birthday Project!

Happy Birthday, Old Kinky Man!

Warnings: SMUT. Oral (female receiving). And swearing.

Word count: 1.6k

A/N: Guys, this is my first proper smut so any feedback would be appreciated. If it’s crap, tell me to stop. If it’s ok please tell me so!

Originally posted by hothothotgg

You woke up confused with the commotion happening in your bedroom. You lived alone and the only person who had a spare key was your boyfriend, one and only James ‘Bucky’ Barnes, Captain America’s best friend and recent villain-turned-hero. You gave him the key in case of emergency. Apparently late night shenanigans were what he considered an emergency.

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Of everything I have seen,
it’s you I want to go on seeing:
of everything I’ve touched,
it’s your flesh I want to go on touching.
I love your orange laughter.
I am moved by the sight of you sleeping.

What am I to do, love, loved one?
I don’t know how others love
or how people loved in the past.
I live, watching you, loving you.
Being in love is my nature.

—  Sr. Pablo Neruda

The 2nd scout was AMAZING. I saw 4SRs & gasped & then 1 R card actually flipped to Halloween Pana. I stared at the screen for the longest time.

I actually get to idolize Halloween Pana!!! For those of you who don’t know, I tried to get her in EN back then & blew 250 gems to get only 5 SRs.
I’m just speechless rn ;A;

I also yolo-ed twice & sold away all my rares for another 2 blue tickets. Got Circus Rin from one of the yolos & Circus Eli from the blue ticket scout!

tl;dr: I got 3 URs & 8 SRs from 3 10+1s, 2 Blue ticket scouts & 2 Yolos.

Super happy with this haul. I can go to sleep happy today.

I would just like to say a very large (10000 cubic metres) thank you to everyone who was lovely and supportive yesterday, because I read every comment and message and I haven’t replied to any because I am not in a good head space to engage directly, but I really want you all to know that I am so so so grateful and thankful and you are all cinnamon rolls and your support genuinely helped me to get off that train and go to that appointment, and you are all incredible and excellent and wonderful and I hope you have a full 8 hours of sleep tonight and then some good cereal tomorrow 

  • Me: A NaLu post here, and a Gruvia post there, a dash of Gajevy, a speck of Jerza, and a little bit of ElfEver.
  • Brain: Dude go to sleep it's 2 am.
  • Me: Don't tell me what to do!
  • Brain: Those ships are taking control of your life. You have work tomorrow, try to get some sleep. Besides, shipping is for girls, what are you gay?
  • Me: I can't believe you just said that! I'm not talking to you anymore!
  • Brain: And you shouldn't really, I'm just a personification of your subconsciousness, I don't even exist. You keep talking to yourself, those ships fried your brain (that would be me).
  • Me: Yeah whatever brain just go to sleep!