no but seriously guys why you did this

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I really like drawing the husbands being asses to each other

BONUS:

  • Millard: Did you guys hear about the italian chef that died today?
  • Jacob: He pasta way.
  • Millard: ...
  • Emma: He ran out if thyme
  • Millard: ...
  • Olive: Here today, gone tomato
  • Millard: ... Stop
  • Hugh: his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it.
  • Millard: seriously, stop.
  • Bronwyn: We never sausage a tragedy
  • Millard: Please stop it.
  • Enoch: Ashes to ashes, crust to crust
  • Millard: Guys.
  • Claire: There's just not mushroom for italian chefs these days.
  • Millard: Horace help me out here!
  • Horace: No way, this is too good.
  • Millard: I'm telling the bird.
  • Everyone: Wait, no
I’m getting pissed now

Ok Eddsworld fandom, seriously??? 

You guys, after being fucking warned milions of fucking times, still go after Matt’s wife?! She never did anything. SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH EDDSWORLD.

Now, fucking awnser me this, because I’m really fucking curious. 

Why do you go out of your fucking way to harrass someone who has nothing to do with Eddsworld and even people who work on it? Why? They never did anything wrong! 

WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING GOAL?! TO MAKE EVERYONE IN THIS FANDOM LOOK LIKE A ASSHAT?! EVEN THE PEOPLE  WHO DID NOTHING WRONG?!

The people who used to work on the show, who took time out of their fucking lifes, to work on new episodes for you to enjoy and to continue a dead man’s fucking dream and legacy, got harassed for either a ship or even NOTHING AT ALL.

And now people who have nothing to do with the show? Why are they being brought into this?! Because they’re in a relationship or maried with one of the creators?! Well looks like the creators are not allowed love someone anymore uh? 

Now let me ask you one more thing.

Do you want Matt to leave? Is that it? Do you want Eddsworld to be stopped for good? Do you want to kill Edd’s fucking death wish? Do you want Eddsworld to be known as the fandom who just attacks people who help their fans and everyone else?

Like Matt said, give up before you start.

Stop making this fandom look bad. Just. Fucking. STOP.

  • The Founders of Hogwarts:
  • Slytherin: well great job everybody!
  • Ravenclaw: yeah this place will be great for education!
  • Hufflepuff: *snickers* hey...hey guys...guess what I did?
  • S & R: *???*
  • Hufflepuff: I...haha...I charmed all the staircases in the WHOLE Castle to move and change direction whenever they feel like it!!!! *laughs hysterically*
  • Ravenclaw: :O you? You decided to do that?
  • Hufflepuff: Ahuh :D
  • Slytherin: But why? What possible reason could you have?
  • Hufflepuff: *laughs* Because it is going to mess the students schedules up sooo badly! Just imagine the looks on their faces!!! *laughs some more*
  • Ravenclaw: Seriously? You did this...what? This we expected from Slytherin...
  • Slytherin: Hey!
  • Ravenclaw: ...But you...that's totally out of character!
  • Hufflepuff: *wipes away tears* Ahhh...I know right! I'm so awesome.
  • Gryffindor: *comes around the corner panting* Hey sorry I'm late you guys, some asshole charmed the stairs to change of their own free will.
  • Hufflepuff: *rolling on the floor laughing*

1. Trump runs for president

2. Trump gets a whole bunch of unwarranted media attention and is presented like a real candidate

3. Trump wins

4. Everyone goes: “Media, why did you do that???”

5. Kellie Leitch goes: “Hey, I’m a lot like Trump!”

6. Media goes: “Hey, look how much she’s just like Trump! Let’s hope she doesn’t also win!”, giving her unwarranted media attention and presenting her like a real candidate

…SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS???? Seeeeeriouslyyyyyy???? 

Guys. Guys. The Holmes siblings.

Why isn’t anyone talking about the sibling interaction we got? Could the fandom stop being toxic for two seconds and enjoy the good things we got? Forget Johnlock and Sherlolly and let’s focus on these adorable babies.

First of all, can you believe how good of a brother Mycroft is? Can you believe he did so much for his younger siblings? He took everything upon himself to protect Sherlock and Eurus. He might not have always taken the right course of action, but he tried. He lied to be kind. Did you see the fondness in his eyes when the home videos came up during his movie at the beginning? He sent those presents to Eurus. He obviously still cared. And how he tried to make it easier for Sherlock to shoot him… That was the sweetest thing. It shows how he would do anything for his little brother. Most people would try to give reasons why they should be the one to live, but Mycroft straight up offered himself. Owned that if someone had to die it had to be him. He is a wonderful big brother.

Sherlock, there at the end? How he cared for Eurus? Did you hear the empathy in his voice? Did you see him desperately try to reach out to his little sister? Even after all she put him through, after all she did, she’s still his sister, and he still cares for her. He couldn’t shoot Mycroft. He was more willing to kill himself than his brother or best friend. You can see through the whole episode how he cared about them so much. “Look after him. He’s not nearly as strong as he thinks he is.” Sherlock Holmes is not a machine.

And Eurus. There isn’t a lot you can say for her. She did some pretty messed up things. But…She wanted love. That was her goal. She definitely had a psychopathic way of trying to get it, but that’s what she wanted. She wanted attention. Everything she did was a hurt child crying for someone to notice her. She might not be sibling of the year, but there definitely is more to her than meets the eye, and I can’t wait to know more about her.

In the end, this episode was great, as far as character interaction and the way the actors portrayed it. You can say what you want about the plot or nitpick at little details, but I think that this episode was wonderful, because it showed so much of who these people actually are.

RJ’s Best/Favorite Puns

alright, y’all asked for it

  • Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
  • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  • A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized toucan play at that game.
  • Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
  • If someone was selling drugs in this place, weed know.
  • A man just assaulted me with milk, cream, and butter. How dairy. (GET IT HAHA)
  • I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
  • How did I escape Iraq? Iran.
  • Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
  • Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.
  • When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
  • A book just fell on my head. I’ve only got myshelf to blame.
  • This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate!
  • Romaine calm! All is well! (word play)
  • You’re a peach of shit (not really a pun but good word play)
  • I love you from my had tomatoes! (also word play)
  • When making butter there is little margarine for error.
  • The British cannibal enjoyed snacking on fish and chaps (a good one)
  • The cannibal hitman preferred take-out food
  • Where do witches bake their cookies? In a coven ;))

And, one of my absolute favorites,

  • I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.

Feel free to reblog and add more!!

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did you expect something different? (engsubs credit )

They are clearly not taking this seriously, but then there’s Yu Sangdo:
Sangdo About Hojoon: he’s a guy that pursues his interests.
Sangdo About Jenissi: he’s a gentle and tender hearted hyung.
Sangdo About Yano:  he’s a cute dongsaeng. From now on, his difficulties to be look after.
 - Thats why hojoon:

Love Knows No Bounds

This is not meant to offend anyone. Everyone can have a firm grip on their sexuality but there’s nothing wrong with wanting to experiment. Please do not take offense to this work of fiction.

“I’m done with men, seriously. They’re all assholes!”

“Jungkook, sweetie, you’re a man.” You soothed, bringing your friend a cup of warm tea.

“Why did he think that breaking up with me over text message was going to be easier on me? God he’s such a dick!” You walked over and rubbed his shoulders, trying to calm him down.

“He is a dick, but you’re just letting him win by getting mad honey. Everything will work out, okay? Want to go to a club tonight? We can go and you can flirt it up with all the hot guys there. I’ll lure the straight ones in.” You smiled.

“Can we just have a movie night in, noona?” He asked, looking up at you with his puppy eyes.

“Of course! What do you want to watch, anything in particular?” You asked as you bent down to open the movie cabinet, looking through all of the plastic cases.

“Mmm, maybe a horror movie?” Jungkook said, almost laughing while he said it. Your head whipped around around and you glared at him with everything you had.

“Jungkook, you know I hate horror movies! I won’t sleep for weeks!” You whined. Jungkook crawled down onto the floor with you and interlaced his fingers in a begging position.

“Please, noona? I’ll sleep with you, we can cuddle all you want. Please? Can we please watch a horror movie?” He begged cutely, resembling a little bunny who wanted lettuce.

You sighed and looked down, “Fine, fine. A horror movie it is.” Jungkook smiled and jumped up in excitement.

“Thank you! You’re the best noona! Let’s watch Shutter Island.” He said excitedly, going to the kitchen to grab popcorn. You just chuckled at his childishness and put the movie in without complaint.

Soon you were both cuddled onto the couch eating popcorn and shaking from the fear. And also from watching Leonardo DiCaprio and Mark Ruffalo on your screen.

“Jungkook I hate you so much…” You whimpered as another horrific scream came over your screen.

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The Matchmakers - Part 1

Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

A drabble series I’m working on with @setthestarsxnfire, please enjoy! 

<    12:31    -    ZEN, MC    >

ZEN: But how did we get on this topic?
ZEN: Let’s go back to the main subject – Jumin Han
ZEN: Lately he’s been more annoying than ever

MC: Maybe you guys should talk to each other

ZEN: Hah! That would imply he actually listens

- Jumin Han has logged in -

MC: Hey Jumin!

Jumin Han: Hello MC.

ZEN: Are you seriously ignoring me?

Jumin Han: I wouldn’t be if you greeted me properly.

ZEN: Why would I have to do that just to get a simple hello?

Jumin Han: Also I see you’ve been insulting me again.
Jumin Han: If you were as productive in looking for jobs, you’d already be working full-time.

ZEN: Excuse you, I just got hired for a musical that will launch next year!
ZEN: What have you got to say about that, huh?

Jumin Han: I would say
Jumin Han: Congratulations.

ZEN: …
ZEN: Thanks.

Jumin Han: And that you should still consider my offer for the Holistic commercial.
Jumin Han: It’s good to have different options.

ZEN: UGH ISTG
ZEN: And for a moment I actually thought you were being nice
ZEN: I can feel my allergies working up
ZEN: Go bother me another time, my break is over

- Zen has logged out -

Jumin Han: …

MC: Maaaybe you guys should meet up and talk?

Jumin Han: I don’t think it’ll go anywhere with someone as stubborn as he is.

MC: Right. So, the weather’s been pretty strange lately huh?

Jumin Han: I have to get back to work.
Jumin Han: Please ask him to think about it when he comes back.

- Jumin Han has logged out -

MC: …

- Yoosung★ has logged in -
- Jaehee Kang has logged in -
- 707 has logged in -
- V has logged in -
- Saeran has logged in -

MC: See guys, I told you.

Yoosung★: Wooooow, you were right.

707: Wait hold up, lemme do this real quick~!

- Private Mode activated -

707: There, now anyone who isn’t here can’t see this chat. :D

Yoosung★: You constantly tried to change the subject and Zen kept going back!

V: I suspected it earlier – whenever we talk, all it takes is the slightest of hints for Jumin to start ranting about Zen.

Jaehee Kang: Even if I didn’t know Zen had a new musical role. ;.;

707: Jumin really wants to see Zen in those cat ears hehehe

Saeran: It’s true, they’re complete morons

MC: Does that mean you guys are all on board?

V: Yes, I believe it’ll make them happy.
V: And it’d be nice to have less fighting in the chat.

Yoosung★: Not wasting hours when planning parties sounds like a win to me
Yoosung★: I might actually not be late for LOLOL evening raids on meeting days!

707: DO YOU EVEN NEED TO ASK???

Saeran: Might as well, Saeyoung is going to force me into it anyway

707: Aww come on, I don’t want you to feel left out!

V: You’re lucky you have someone who cares so much about you, Saeran.

Saeran: Maybe you should be his brother instead

V: I’m not sure how I’d feel about that. ;;

Saeran: See, even V understands

707: (ಥ﹏ಥ)

V: Wait, that’s not what I meant.

Yoosung★: Saeran, stop picking on Saeyoung! D=

Saeran: Of course you would take his side

MC: Oi oi oi

Yoosung★: I’m not taking anyone’s side!

MC: Guys, focus!!! D:<
MC: Jaehee, you’re pretty quiet

Jaehee Kang: I don’t know
Jaehee Kang: I feel a bit awkward interfering with people’s love lives like this.

MC: Jaehee, how much more cat projects does Jumin give you whenever Zen says no?

Jaehee Kang: …Good point.

MC: At the very least, having them realize what tension there is between them will help us all out
MC: Let’s do it for everyone’s sanity!

707: My hacking skills are at your service (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

Yoosung★: I’ve got a few ideas :D

V: So do I.

Jaehee Kang: With my vast array of Zen merchandise and my job, I’m in the best position to help out.

MC: Yay Jaehee <3
MC: Then let’s get to work
MC: Operation Matchmaking has started!

Saeran: Just try not to be too obvious guys =.= 

Keith cuts his hair
  • Keith: (hair is agonizingly terrifyingly short, sits down at table like nothing has happened) Hey guys what's for lunch.
  • Lance: (eyes wide, fuming) WHAT DID YOU DO?
  • Hunk: (smug faced, obviously helped with the crime) what do you mean lance? what happened?
  • Lance: (enraged, obviously) CANT YOU SEE HIM? LOOK AT HIM!
  • Hunk: (looks at Keith) what? (Slight chuckle is stopped before escaping his lips) what's wrong lance?
  • Keith: (so nonchalant, it's like chalant never existed) Seriously, bro what's wrong?
  • Lance: (face growing redder by the second) HE SAID BRO! HUNK! WHY ARE YOU NOT WORRIED?
  • Hunk: (grinning evilly) I don't see anything wrong.
  • Lance: (about to explode) HE- HE-
  • Lance: (inhales) HE CUT HIS HAIR! WHERE IS THE MULLET? KEITH HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? YOU CRADLED ME IN YOUR ARMS! I TRUSTED YOU! AND NOW (close to tears) YOU JUST BETRAYED ME? HOW COULD YOU? YOU JUST... YOU CUT IT OFF AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME AND-
  • Keith: (snort laughing) Lance.
  • Lance: (eyes filled with rage at his obvious betrayal) YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? YOU THINK I-
  • Keith: Lance it's a wig.
  • Lance: (silent)
  • Lance:
  • Lance:
  • Lance: FUCK YOU MULLETHEAD
  • *Mom walks into room without knocking*
  • Me: When in the twenty first century did people forget how to knock?
  • Mom: Are you wearing boxer briefs?
  • Me: Why are you here again?
  • Mom: I was wondering if you have any dirty laundry.
  • Me: When did you start washing my laundry?
  • Mom: Since you were born.
  • Me: I've been doing my own laundry since like middle school.
  • Mom: So why are you wearing underwear usually made for boys?
  • Me: I don't know if you remember, but I'm gay.
  • Mom: Honey, you're a lesbian. I'm gay.
  • Me: What?
  • Mom: I like guys. I'm gay. You like girls. You're a lesbian.
  • Me: Seriously, mom?
  • Mom: Is that why you wanted to do your own laundry? Because I could never differ your flannels and underwear from your brother? I also couldn't tell who's snapbacks were whose. Speaking of which your brother's girlfriend left her flannel on the couch. It looked a bit big for her though so I thought she was just wearing your brother's until I saw your initials on the tag. And I'm pretty sure you two don't have the same initials. I also know that I've made it habit for you to put your initials on your tags since you were a kid. So please tell me why your brother's girlfriend was wearing your shirt?
  • Me: *Fidgets uncomfortably* I mean she's kind of my ex and never actually returned a couple of my flannels, but looks like I got one back huh?
  • Mom: JFC, are you for real?
Just A Kiss

Castiel x Reader

**Just a stupid little thing I thought up… so yeah. I don’t even know what it is, just cute. Haha.

“Um, I think you broke him,” Dean chuckled. Cas sat on the couch, staring straight at the wall across from him. He didn’t blink, didn’t move, nothing.

You waved your hand in front of the angel. “Hey, Cas. Oh geez, guys, I really did break him. Or I seriously stunned him.” You raised an eyebrow at the brothers.

Sam perched himself on the couch’s arm. “Y/N, I… I think you should apologize.”

You tilted your head, slightly offended. “Um, why? All I did was kiss him.”

Guys I really hate all this "try apps and get paid" like we all know that things don't work, like ever. So why do you insist on other people to do it? If you can't get a job or do something better with your life than posting that sh*t. well, let me tell you that you need help. We are here just to chill and have a good laugh not to try apps and never get paid + having a virus on our phone, thanks a lot. Bye ✌️

Originally posted by oldschoolgif

For those of you saying “why do you guys ship Jonathan and Steve? Steve basically insulted Jonathan’s family.” You’re saying that as if we haven’t watched stranger things 12 thousand times in a row.
I sit here and whole heartedly agree that what Steve said and did was absolutely fucked up and uncalled for. But!!!! Let’s not forget that after all that, he was the one who showed up at Jon’s house unannounced and was gonna beg his forgiveness. Y'all just think he did that because of Nancy, but he didn’t even know she was gonna be there. He real life wanted to right his wrongs.
Now for this ship, I believe that if and when they get past this hump of recovering from the big fight they had. They will probably get along more than anyone on the show. They have much more in common then anyone. They have shit dads (and/or parents in general) who aren’t in there life and I hope that plays a big role in their friendship. Jon feels like he’s alone although he has a mom who loves him. I know Steve is alone in that big house with no one to turn to. Also he bought Jonathan a camera after he broke his other one, and even let Nancy take credit for it.
All I’m saying is…. My ship is fucking endgame and I don’t make the rules.

Thoughts on Star vs. the Forces of Evil: “Face the Music” and ”Starcrushed”

Face the Music

  • Good lord, this song really is terrible.
  • Damn, Moon. You go, girl.
  • HOLY SHIT LUDO’S FAMILY
  • I guess the parents named the runt of the litter “Dennis” because… they ran out of rhymes?
  • Seriously, Disney XD, why did you skip this one on the mobile app?
  • Wow, I like this guy.
  • HOT DAMN, MOON
  • ROCK ON, RUBERIOT!
  • Oh. Oh, no. Ohhhh, noooo. Oh, no-no-no-no-no. Oh, wow.

Starcrushed

  • So THAT’S where those animations of Rafael and Angie in hip-hop gear from the MarcoLive live chats came from.
  • Man, when Star’s in trouble, her girlfriends can move. Look at Janna BOOK it.
  • Avengers, assemble!
  • I’m actually kind of afraid Janna’s going to become an arsonist.
  • Oskar, your new haircut looks ridiculous.
  • Woooooow. Jackie can actually be a bit of a dork. That’s adorable.
  • This show has officially reached Gravity Falls levels of real.
  • EARTH IS NOT A PRETTY GREAT PLACE ANYMORE