no but i love this show

Oh my god, in last night’s Bob’s Burgers, Bob takes Gene to a laser light rock show at the planetarium (super important to Bob, because it was his favorite when he was a teenager, and this is the last night before they’re closing the exhibit because it’s old and no one goes anymore, also it’s Bob’s birthday), and Gene has no idea what he’s in for, but he gets pumped for it anyway ‘cause Bob’s so excited about it, and finally they get in there and they’re watching it, and Gene has a sensory overload and kinda starts freaking out ‘cause he can’t handle it, so Bob takes him out and they sit in the car for a bit.  Gene’s angry because Bob didn’t tell him it would be so loud and scary, so Bob offers to play the album for Gene at a normal volume, and Gene starts to enjoy it, so he reclines the seats, takes out the cigarette lighter, tells Gene to pretend it’s a laser, and starts drawing in the air, explaining the plot to him (it’s like a full on Pink Floyd or Rush-esque rock opera about a bunch of robot overlords telling rockers that they can’t play music anymore, and one Rebel rising against them).  Gene gets really into it and decides he wants to see the finale of the laser show (which Bob regards as a life-changing experience), so they sneak back into the planetarium (there’s no re-entry allowed) with a few tricks that parallel the story from the album, and watch the climax of the show together (Bob fashions some earplugs for Gene out of a napkin).  On the way home, Bob’s asking Gene how he liked it, and Gene says “I loved it!”, Bob asks him to speak louder ‘cause his ear’s are shot, and Gene yells, “I LOVED IT, DAD”.  Bob yells back “I love you too, Gene”.

I FUCKING!!! CAN’T!!! DEAL!!!! WITH HOW GOOD THIS SHOW IS!!! I know i don’t talk about Bob’s Burgers a lot but this show is flawless and charming and gross and funny all at the same time, the characters are written like people with actual fears and anxieties, and unlike a lot of comparable shows, the comedy doesn’t come from the family being pitted against each other, it’s always the family against the world… I love it, I love it, it’s so pure and refreshing and still somehow manages to be funny without sacrificing it’s heart, and I fuckin’ love it, please watch Bob’s Burgers holy CRAP okay I’m done.

10

Doctor who + chips

10

Make me choose - @lenxlvthor asked: Supergirl or OUAT

Love bonds us all.

And now we take an oath.
Not to a glowing cloud, but to each other.
We are present, right now. All of us.
Present in this promise we make.
To speak up, when words are needed.
To be silent, and listen, when others should be heard.
To use our acts for good.
Behold the power of our love.
Love of every kind.
And now we do the gesture that means that life is not worth living unless you use your words and actions to make life better for others- I think you know it, 1, 2, 3- go!
ALL HAIL!
ALL HAIL LOVE AND ACTION!
NOT WORSHIP AND WORDS!
ALL HAIL ALL OF US!
AMEN, OR WHATEVER
—  the Welcome To Night Vale Liveshow “All Hail” written by Joseph Fink and Jeffery Cranor

good and sensible mp100 fans that didn’t trust Reigen until well after the first fight with Claw: I love that Reigen is such a complex character that subverts your expectations throughout the story without actually changing as a character, he really grows on you as you find out more about him!

me who has been in disgustingly in love with his phony, shady ass since Day One when we were still probably supposed to hate him: [sweats] haha yeah…..

with @roxeterawr like it’s nbd 😎
also, i was “am gay” 😂

7

quintis wedding countdown:
day two - favourite s2 episode: 2.18 the fast & the nerdiest

I made one last monster bet. I’m gambling that a skinny, moderately good-looking pain-in-the-neck like me can land someone like you. It’s the biggest gamble of my life.

Okay like I love Drag Race, but where’s the drama? I was expecting DRAMA and not like the Alexis Michelle accusing everyone for her being read to filth on the runway and everyone just sitting back and listening while staying calm drama, I’m talking about Season 5 Episode 1 Of Untucked Drama. WHERES MY RIVALRIES WHERES THE MADE UP FEUDS LIKE DARIENNE AND DELA, I WAS HOPING TRINITY AND EUREKA WOULD BE ALYSSA AND COCO BUT WE ONLY GET FIVE SECONDS OF SHADE AND EVERYONE TELLING EUREKA TO SHUT UP. Also, where’s Ru in the workroom shading everyone? Where’s the next Pearl Vs Ru showdown.