no beanies no baseballs

my house headcanons
  • gryffindor: bonfires with friends, heart pounding and sweaty palms, being terrified but just going for it, leather jackets, combat boots, flannel shirts, holey jeans, cutting holes in old tees, tees w/bands or things you like, baseball caps + beanies, beat up converse, tank tops when it’s too cold out, weird outfits that end up looking great or terrible (but usually great), weeds (esp. the flowery ones), four leaf clovers, going apple picking, corn mazes + scarecrows, laughing at scary movies/haunted houses, goosebumps books, going all-out for halloween, stepping on crunchy leaves, the way everything looks when all the trees are different colors in fall, really intense/fast-paced relationships, abrupt endings, angry tears, not calling first, pride, songs that pump you up + make you think you can do anything, making everything a contest, skinned knees + bloody knuckles, raw emotion, really graphic/detailed tattoos, finger/foot tattoos, not giving a shit that everyone hates something if you like it, others’ dislike making you do it more, making a ton of plans but never following them + winging it, spontaneous road trips, long night drives, jumping in a lake in the middle of winter, walking on a frozen pond, short hair/pixie cuts or always keeping it back, borrowing chapstick (and always needing it), coffee w/lots of sugar half the time and black the other, only thinking in extremes, not thinking + just doing, always knocking shit over but managing to catch it/never breaking it, reading summaries of everything for class, journals half-finished, super chocolatey ice cream, not having a plan for life but taking a chance
  • ravenclaw: passing notes in class, love letters, astronomy, sweaters, anything knitted, poor patching jobs, mismatched buttons, ironed button shirts w/the sleeves rolled perfectly, dozens of cross-outs in handwritten work, paper painted w/tea, typewriter font, forget-me-nots, rainy/gloomy days, dresses w/tights, twirling in dresses, wearing stuff with pockets just so you don’t have to carry a purse, sunhats, mary janes, knee socks, shorthand notes from writing so much, telling jokes with your friends that make no sense to others, tons of blankets, singing really loud when you think you’re alone, indie/piano music, metaphors, a bunch of small random tattoos, one or two really deep loves, either going everywhere alone or with two best friends, braids, purposely messy hair, light brown hair, hair dyed bright colors, biting/picking your nails when you’re nervous, hot tea, overthinking/worrying + regretting, ballet, either really graceful or really clumsy, tripping but acting like you didn’t, classic literature, diaries, mint chocolate chip ice cream, being born into affluent families
  • slytherin: whispering and laughing with your friends, hair always looking perfect, black lace dresses, leather boots, studded clothes, thigh-highs, wearing heels even when it’s impractical but refusing to complain, wearing stuff without pockets + then keeping stuff in your bra/boots, organized desks w/nothing out of place, cursive handwriting, ivy, pine trees, black/white roses, white candles, upside-down crosses, one whole day spent in bed + overworking the next, locking yourself away for long periods, the calm as snow falls, falling asleep not touching but waking up wrapped around each other, vultures, angry songs, either no tattoos or a lot (of words/sayings), rolling your eyes but secretly identifying with things, being the dumper, short relationships, breaking up w/someone because you’re scared when it gets serious, black hair, blonde hair that’s almost white, purple/black lipstick, black coffee, always poised/collected on the outside, breaking down for .2 seconds in front of someone and berating yourself for it, acting like an asshole because you’re insecure/uncomfortable, feeling terrible for betraying someone years after + going to them in the middle of the night to apologize, edgar allan poe stories, russian poetry, everything typed, italian ice/gelato, working your way to the top no matter what it takes
  • hufflepuff: laughing so hard you can’t breathe and your sides ache, daisies + wishy flowers, sunflower seeds, watermelon, sundresses, polka dots, bright colors, jean jackets/shorts, rompers, patterned tights, snapbacks, taking the fall for someone, underdogs, smiling when you want to cry, not complaining because someone else is having a worse day, breezy spring days, hot summer beach trips, seed-spitting contests, guilt over something that’s not your fault, hugging stuffed animals/pillows, canaries, always humming + dancing around, upbeat pop/cute acoustic, one or two really meaningful tattoos/matching tattoos with someone, trying to walk barefoot outside but regretting it (then walking carefully on your toes), messy + super curly hair, golden blonde hair, freckles, dimples, a small gap in your teeth, fruity flavored lipgloss/light pink lipstick, cold drinks, being the first to text, grouptexts, twister, reading to little kids, shel silverstein, making scrapbooks/photo albums, vanilla ice cream w/rainbow sprinkles + whipped cream, sherbet ice cream, settling for the middle if being the best means cheating
The signs as mini aesthetics
  • Aires: baseball caps, red clothes, lipstick marks
  • Taurus: plaid, beanies, silver jewellery, pyjama pants
  • Gemini: swollen lips, chipped nail varnish, dyed hair
  • Cancer: blood shot eyes, visible veins, layered jewellery
  • Leo: Denim, braided hair, lip biting, over-sized clothes
  • Virgo: writing on skin, chapped lips, laughter, coloured socks
  • Libra: oversized- glasses, paper cuts, long words, earrings
  • Scorpio: cracking knuckles, heavy clothes, leather, shades
  • Sagittarius: ball sports, track pants, maps, off-road vehicles
  • Capricorn: grey clothes, minimalist style, giggling, books
  • Aquarius: galaxy patterns, fruity drinks, gems, sparkles
  • Pisces: tear stains, high fives, trainers, healthy food

Day 65/365: March 6th 2017 | Free Pancakes + Clinical Psych Midterm 

Woke up at 8 in the frigging morning to get free pancakes in CCIS with Kristin. I was so insecure about my skin today so I piled on so much cream foundation… but because the weather was so cold and dry, my makeup ended up looking so fucking cakey and gross. Ugh. The person from ISSS who was serving the pancakes gave me THREE PANCAKES (!!!!) instead of just two like they do to everyone else because they thought that they’d given me a “fat pancake” lmao when in reality it was just two pancakes that were stuck together!!!!! Anyway, the pancakes were super yummy. I was at CCIS L-2 with Kristin studying for clinical psych from 9:30am to 3pm. It was SO cold there jshfsakjdgh like… as if we didn’t suffer enough from revising all that material, the temperature of the floor had to be negative 200 degrees too -_-” ;; Anyway, the clinical psych midterm went decently, I think. Hopefully I did ok!!!! 

After school, I went home, ate food, helped Ryan scan his transcripts + passport, went to the library and worked on my lifespan nutrition assignment on the 5th floor of Rutherford (outside of the library). It was SO cold there as well. Most of today was spent being cold. Ugh. It’s literally March and it’s going to be (feel like) -30 later this week……. wtf?!?!?!?!? Winter, you have overstayed your welcome. D:<


Nursey has an identical twin, who is just as chill as him (if not more).

Nursey never mentions his twin to anyone, so when his brother comes for a surprise visit no one knows it isn’t Derek. Which means, stupid pranks all over the college, and one of them ALWAYS finds Dex (they have a schedule), and they just walk past him saying “Chill” repeatedly.


Bonus: Dex finds out when he sees them together, and works out Nursey’s twin always wears baseball hats, while Nursey wears beanies. So anytime he sees “Baseball hat Nursey” he flirts like mad, but when he sees “Beanie Nursey” (Derek), he practically ignores him, or at least says very little, just to confuse the brothers.

Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away…forever.

Clothes Vocabulary Word List

abaya anorak apparel apron ascot tie attire balaclava ball gown bandanna baseball cap bathing suit battledress beanie bedclothes bell-bottoms belt beret Bermuda shorts bib bikini blazer bloomers blouse boa bonnet   boot bow bow  tie boxer shorts boxers bra bracelet brassiere breeches briefs buckle button button-down shirt caftan camisole camouflage cap cap and gown cape capris cardigan chemise cloak clogs clothes clothing coat collar corset costume coveralls cowboy boots cowboy hat cravat crown cuff cuff links culottes cummerbund dashiki diaper dinner jacket dirndl drawers dress dress  hirt duds dungarees earmuffs earrings elastic evening gown fashion fatigues fedora fez flak jacket flannel nightgown flannel shirt flip-flops formal  wear frock fur fur coat gaiters galoshes garb gabardine garment garters gear getup gilet girdle glasses gloves gown halter top handbag handkerchief hat Hawaiian shirt hazmat suit headscarf helmet hem high heels hoodie hook and  eye hose hosiery hospital gown houndstooth housecoat jacket jeans jersey jewelry jodhpurs jumper jumpsuit kerchief khakis kilt kimono kit knickers lab coat lapel leather jacket leggings leg warmers leotard life jacket lingerie loafers loincloth longjohns long underwear miniskirt mittens moccasins muffler mumu neckerchief necklace nightgown nightshirt onesies outerwear outfit overalls overcoat overshirt pajamas panama hat pants pantsuit pantyhose parka pea coat peplum petticoat pinafore pleat pocket pocketbook polo shirt poncho poodle skirt porkpie hat pullover pumps purse raincoat ring robe rugby shirt sandals sari sarong scarf school  uniform scrubs shawl sheath dress shift shirt shoe shorts shoulder pads shrug singlet skirt slacks slip slippers smock snaps sneakers sock sombrero spacesuit Stetson hat stockings stole suit sunbonnet sundress sunglasses sun hat suspenders sweater sweatpants sweatshirt sweatsuit swimsuit T-shirt tam tank top teddy threads tiara tie tie clip tights toga togs top top coat top  hat train trench coat trunks turtleneck tutu trench coat trousers trunks tube top tunic turban turtleneck shirt tux tuxedo tweed jacket twill twin set umbrella underclothes undershirt underwear uniform veil Velcro vest vestments visor   waders waistcoat wear wedding gown Wellingtons wetsuit white tie wig windbreaker woollens wrap yoke zipper zoris   

it’s never a bad time to bring back the fem au so who wants to talk about it w me!!!!!

  • nursey wears a lot of cute floral cloth headbands 
  • she has one of those baby pink 1-800-hotline bling hats and dex makes fun of her for it but lowkey thinks it’s cute
  • dex wears a lot of baseball caps and beanies bc she just doesn’t wanna deal with her hair
  • she has like 15 various samwell & smh baseball caps. she wears them backwards when it’s cloudy/when she’s working on the oven or fixing random shit that the girls broke around the haus
  • pls just think about dex w her hair down in a backwards cap and a big tshirt and jean shorts im in love w her and so is nursey
  • she also wears french braids a lot
  • bitty and dex are the haus handymen. you’d think the others wouldn’t be as useless but they just. are. shitty rans and holster are the ones who break everything and jack just ignores it as long as it isn’t dangerous.
  • dex keeps having to buy new hinges for the doors. she’s replaced the screen on the backdoor seven times so far. bitty fixes the washing machine and clears out the shower drain bc no, holster, there’s not supposed to be 2 inches of water in the bottom of the shower
  • there was a lightbulb in the upstairs hallway that’s been out for three years because no one ever changed it and then they all forgot it ever used to light up and just assumed it was broken
  • bitty puts a new light bulb in like the first week she lives in the haus and the girls are like whoa holy shit who fixed the light and bitty says i just???? put in a new light bulb????
  • ransom and holster have a powerpoint about sex ed that they show all the new frogs bc sex ed in schools is bs and girls aren’t really exposed to sex/porn the way boys are and they want all the kiddies to be safe in college. there are like 3 slides about vibrators and another 3 about orgasms
  • bitty turned bright red when they showed it to her but she def took mental notes bc they sure as hell didn’t teach her any of it in georgia
  • ransom keeps trying to convince them all to get goldfish. she promises she’ll be the one to feed them and that they can name one after jack’s ass and name the other one after lardo but the leading argument against it is that it’s too dangerous for the fish. someone will knock the tank over or spill beer into the water or try to feed the fish pie when they’re hammered.
  • nursey knows all the words to every lana del rey song 
  • jam sessions to old taylor swift avril lavigne and jonas brothers albums
  • nursey buys a ton of scented candles for the haus so the haus always smells like a weird but not completely terrible mix of weed, and candles
  • shitty uses the candles to light joints
  • they have one of those whiteboards that say it has been __ days since our last nonsense. it’s never said any number besides zero.
The Signs as Hats
  • Aries: Hard hat
  • Taurus: Aviator hat
  • Gemini: Sombrero
  • Cancer: Cloche hat
  • Leo: A sparkly pink fedora with pink feathers
  • Virgo: Beret
  • Libra: Beanie
  • Sagittarius: Baseball cap
  • Scorpio: Cowboy hat
  • Capricorn: Top hat
  • Aquarius: Fruit hat
  • Pisces: Fez

Jimin waved bye to Taehyung, who was already halfway out the door. Suga stayed three steps ahead of Jimin as they went to the back. There, two tattoo artists were setting up their stations for the day. They walked over to the one on the left who was sporting pink hair, both arms covered with ink.
“Namjoon.” Suga greeted. “This is Jimin, he’s going to be helping out today.”
Namjoon gave him Jimin a cheesy smile, dimples and all. “Nice to meet you kid. We’ll try not to break you.”
“Speak for yourself.” Suga smirked.
“It’s nice to meet you.” Jimin bowed. “I saw your portfolio the other day. It’s Daebak!”
Namjoon nodded his head in acknowledgement and turned back to his station. Jimin and Suga crossed the space to greet another guy who was dressed in a baseball jacket and beanie.
“Hoseok, Jimin. Jimin, Hoseok.” Suga sipped his coffee.
Hoseok turned around dramatically, lowering his voice a few notches. “I am your hope. J-hope.”
Jimin shook the hand Hoseok stuck out but was quickly pulled into a hug. “Oh my god, It’s so good to have a new face around. You’re so cute too. Isn’t he cute Suga hyung?”