nnd tweets

@soraruru まふまふ含め数人でスカイプで打ち合わせしてたらゲームしてないのにまふまふにゲームしないでくださいって言われた 理不尽 しかも本人はミュートにしてお菓子食べてたらしい

Soraru: I was having a skype call with mafumafu alongside with a few others and even though i wasn’t playing any games, mafumafu told me to ‘stop playing games’. Unreasonable. And what’s more is that the person himself was eating snacks while putting himself on mute

@uni_mafumafu:@soraruru そらるさんがいつも打ち合わせ中に携帯でこっそりゲームやってますよね!?それはゆるがない真実ですよね?!

Mafumafu: Soraru-san is always secretly playing games on his phone when we meet up, right?! That’s the unshakable truth, right?!

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@soraruru: 衣装かっこいいぜ 今日は夜中までなのでがんばるぞ
Soraru: I’ll be wearing these cool costumes from today till midnight i’ll do my best.

@chomaiyo: @soraruru 横顔うつくしいね
Chomaiyo: Your profile is really beautiful.

@soraruru: @chomaiyo メイクさんが優秀なのさ
Soraru: The makeup artist was really excellent.

Mafumafu: There’s a cat in my friend’s house, I gave it an afternoon snack

(Go watch the video, it’s really cute w)

Mafumafu: My eyes started to itch, I hate cat allergies 

@uratasama:  これが俺と志麻くんの毎日のやりとり

Urata: This is how shima and I converse everyday

Ura: mo
mojya
Shima: mojya
Ura: mojya mo-jyamo
mojya?
Shima: mojya!!
Ura: mo… mojya!!!?
mo, mojyamo!?
Shima: mo… mo…
Ura: mo..?
Shima: momo!!!

@shima_s2:  心が綺麗な人は翻訳出来るはずRT @uratasama: これが俺と志麻くんの毎日のやりとり

Shima: A person with a beatiful heart can surely understand this

[t/n: edited bc i forgot to add shima’s retweet w]

Sekihan: 昨日行ったお化け屋敷が面白かったから
みんな誘ってまた行ってきた👻
赤飯 くーらー みーちゃん Souくん そらるさんの5人。
とりあえずSouくんがずっとわしの腕にしがみついてて
終始叫びながら倒れてたので 一緒に倒れておきました👹
Sekihan: Yesterday everyone was interested in going to a haunted house.
Everyone invited came  👻  
There were five of us it’s Sekihan, Kura (Kradness), Mi-chan, Sou-kun and Soraru.
By the way sou-kun clung on to my arm.
At first we were screaming and tripping then at the end we ended up falling down together .  👹

Kradness: そしてライブの後にみんなでお化け屋敷行ってきたwwww めっっちゃ叫んでもたwwwwwwww楽しいwww
Kradness: After the event I went with everyone to the haunted house. I screamed a lot wwwwwwwwww It was fun www

Soraru: こそっと抜け出してみんなでお化け屋敷行った!souくん転げ回ってた
Soraru: After leaving this place we went to the haunted house!  Sou-kun was falling around everywhere


Mi-chan:  お化け屋敷いった!!!
Mi-chan:  Went to a haunted house!!!

Sou: そらるさんがずっと後ろから脅かしてきた💢!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sou: Soraru-san was scaring me too much from behind  💢!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sou: 呪いの子守唄
Sou: The curse of the lullaby
Note: The curse of the lullaby is the name of the Haunted House ww.

T/N: They all tweeted with photos but I just posted one! This is the haunted house they went to after XYZ tour in Nagoya.

Utaite Quotes Round 2

Fan: Who was the utaite that was touching your butt today?
Mafumafu: It was Akatin.

Soraru: Mafu’s not coming. Should I go on and reserve the namahousou or not?
Lon: Maybe I can be Mafumafu for the day
Soraru: Let’s do this together for today then

Soraru: Good morning! I’m at a wedding today.
Ryokun: Congratulations Soraru san
Soraru: It’s not me
Kogeinu: Congratulations! Hope you’re happy!
Soraru : IT’S NOT ME

Kony: Can you hear me? Kony here. I found a song called Indulging: Metabolic Syndrome. Let us sing this friend
Yuuto: Yuuto here. I told you, this is about you. And that’s not what the title is.
(While singing Indulging: Idol syndrome)

Hashiyan: I knocked on Amatsuki’s room and Kashitarou came out from the room next door saying “What?”. wat why
Amatsuki: I heard Hashiyan laughing and opened the door, what is this lol

Mafumafu: Soraru san un-blocked me…!!!!! (((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))

Hashiyan: Apparently I suck at bathing, turns out I spend much more time than average.

Itou Kashitarou: Rib san is probably the hottest(most ikeman) utaite out there.
Rib: What are you talking about…

Interviewer: What do you want to do in the future?
Amatsuki: After I do my solo live performance successfully, I want to become a power ranger!

Fan: Do you like boys or girls?
un:c: Honestly speaking, guys.

Touyu: Sorry, I ate one.
His sister: That’s fine.
Touyu: It was pretty good.
Sister: Well, it was melon.
Touyu: Wait, it wasn’t banana?

Amatsuki: When I stand here in the living room I can hear Sakata yelling “Rin Chan kaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaayooooohooooo” from the second floor and it’s pretty funny.

Lon: I’ve never met him, but Kashitarou san appeared in my dream. We were on a beach and he was desperately telling me “This cheesecake is awesome! Try it!” so I took it and it was seaweed.

Fan: Try this hashtag! #Tweetyourheightminus150letters
96Neko: Okay!
96Neko: #Tweetyourheightminus1
Soraru: That was funny
(96Neko’s height is 141.2cm so she has -9 letters)

Mafumafu: I see Soraru-san has blocked me, but I have made back up accounts in case this happens. Resistance is futile.

Fan: Does Yuuto san come with the album as tokuten this time too?
Glutamine: Wherever you buy it, Yuuto san does not come with the album!

[Below is a big chunk of tweets all related to each other from various NND uploaders.]
[This one tweet started everything off…]

Fan: You really live to sing don’t you. Do you have anything of interest other than that?
Itou Kashitarou: Umm, your happiness, maybe….?

[And NND uploaders began to tease Itou with this phrase.]

Amatsuki: Umm, your happiness, maybe…?
Amatsuki: @Itou Kashitarou Your happiness, maybe?
Amatsuki: Things of interest? Umm, your happiness, maybe…?

Mafumafu: Things of interest? Umm, your happiness, maybe…?
(->Reply)Itou kashitarou: You guys are evil

Suzumu: Umm, your happiness, maybe…?
Fan: What is Suzumu-kun’s biggest thing of interest right now?
(->Reply)Suzumu: Umm, your happiness, maybe…?

Fan: What is Osamuraisan always thinking of, what do you play the guitar for?
(->Reply)Osamuraisan: Umm, your happiness, maybe…?

Fan: Sakatan, I have a question! What snack do you like the most for your live performances?
(->Reply)Aho no Sakata: Umm, your happiness, maybe…?

Fan: Who are you uploading for?
(->Reply)LeftyMonsterP: Umm, your happiness, maybe….?

Aho no Sakata:
Q. What is your favorite food?
A. Umm, your happiness, maybe….?
Q. What is your favorite drink?
A. Umm, your happiness, maybe….?
Q. Umm, your happiness, maybe….?
A. Umm, your happiness, maybe….?

Fan: What are you interested in besides singing?
(->reply) Rib: Umm, your happiness, maybe….?
Rib: Your happiness
Rib: KIMINO☆SHIAWASE(Your happiness in japanese)
Rib: While Kashitarou-san was interested in your happiness, I arrived at Fukuoka.

Fan: Underbar-san, are you interested in anything other than singing?
(->Reply) Underbar: Umm, your happiness, maybe….?

Mafumafu: [Itou Kashitarou] Your Happiness, Maybe…? [Original PV] (Parody of video upload)

Taiyaki Store: [Language Art] Problem 1. What is Itou Kashitarou interested in?
(->Reply) Soraru: Umm, money and women, maybe….?
Fan: [Language Art] Problem 1. What is Soraru interested in?
(->Reply) Soraru: Umm, your breasts, maybe….?
Fan: [Language Art] Problem 2. What is Mafumafu interested in?
(->Reply) Soraru: Umm, his own face, maybe….?

@kashitaro_ito: いつもの場所で曲作ってたら、ふと、鳥が近くにいて、写真とってもぜんぜん逃げないな、もしかしたらこの鳥は、僕とコミュニケーション取りたがってるのかな?(とりだけに。)そう思って近づいて行ったんですよ。

@kashitaro_ito: I was at my usual place composing music when I realised there was a bird nearby. I went closer to snap a picture but it didn’t try to fly away at all, and I thought, maybe, this bird can communicate with me?(So I can only communicate with birds.) So I decided to get a closer look.

@kashitaro_ito: 結果はこれ!!!

@kashitaro_ito: Turns out this was what it was!!!

@kashitaro_ito: ね、ね??鳥に見えるよねー!!これにはオドロキ!!(木だけに。) 

@kashitaro_ito: Right, right?? It looks like a bird right!! I was shocked by this!! (by wood only.)

@kashitaro_ito: と、いうわけで、いい感じに仕上げてみました。題名は「夕陽と僕の心の闇」。 次ここに来る時まだあったら何かの縁だと思って持って帰ろうかな(笑)!

@kashitaro_ito: So I decided to give it an artistic touch. It’s titled “Sunset and the Darkness within my Heart”. If it’s still here the next time I come it’s definitely some sort of fate and maybe I’ll bring it back home (laughs)! 

@kashitaro_ito: まさにそうなんですけど、恥ずかしいからあんまり想像しないでくださいよ(笑)!!RT @yzuuus_SY: @kashitaro_ito わざわざ木の枝をここまで持ってきて、写真を撮っている歌詞さんを想像したら笑いましたwwwごめんなさいwwwww

@kashitaro_ito: It is in fact just as you said, but I’m embarrassed so please don’t imagine too much (laughs)!! RT @yzuuus_SY: @kashitaro_ito I tried imagining Kashitaro-san purposely taking the tree branch and placing it there just to take a picture and couldn’t help but laugh www I’m sorry wwwww

@kashitaro_ito: 悔しい、うますぎて笑ってしまった…!RT @_wachan72_: @kashitaro_ito トリッキーですね…(鳥と木だけに。)

@kashitaro_ito: Ah I’m frustrated, it’s a good one and I couldn’t help but laugh…! RT @_wachan72_: @kashitaro_ito: It’s tricky isn’t it… (Birds and wood only.)

(T/N: This dude actually made a really good pun and I have to admit I laughed too ww ’Bird’ in Japanese is pronounced as “tori" and ’Wood’, or ’Tree’, is pronounced ”ki“ in Japanese. The word ’Tricky’, when pronounced in Japanese is ”torikkii“, which sounds very similar to both ”tori“ and ”ki“ when joined together in one word. So in a way it’s great pun on how Kashitaro thought the tree branch was a bird. ww)

@sen_sen_sen_sen: 浦島坂田船をドラえもんに例えると

ドラえもん:センラ
のび太:坂田
ジャイアン:志麻(異論は認める)

スネ夫:うらた
スネ夫:うらた
スネ夫:うらた

Senra: If you were to compare UraShimaSakataSen to Doraemon,

Doraemon: Senra
Nobita: Sakata
Gian: Shima (I admit I object to this)

Suneo: Urata
Suneo: Urata
Suneo: Urata

@uratasama: スネ夫いすぎだろ

Urata: There’s too much Suneo you know

@uratasama: 浦島坂田船を人体で例えると

頭(頭脳) うらた
体 さかた
股間 志麻

胸毛 センラ
脇毛 センラ
すね毛 センラ
胸毛 センラ
○毛 センラ
センラ 胸毛

Urata: If you were to compare UraShimaSakataSen to a human body,

Head (brains): Urata
Body: Sakata
Groin: Shima

Chest hair: Senra
Underarm hair: Senra
Leg hair: Senra
Chest hair: Senra
○ hair: Senra
Senra: Chest hair

@uni_mafumafu 大人になってわかったことは、大人も涙を流すんだってこと。大人になっても悲しいことは悲しいし、強そうに見えてしっかり傷つくんだってこと。それと、子供の頃嫌いだった先生や大人たちも、きっとどこかで泣いたり、お腹をすかせたり、苦しいなあと思っていたのかなと思った。

Mafumafu: What i’ve learnt after becoming an adult is that even adults cry. Even when you become an adult, sad things are still sad and you’re still hurt by them despite appearing strong. And about those teachers and adults who we hated when we were young, I wondered if they too had sad and hungry times or times when they thought that it was just too painful.

@luzabs: そらるさんの公式LINEにluzって送っても、「犬」としか返ってこない!バグってるのかな?
@luzabs: I sent my name to soraru’s official line and I got a reply “Dog” ! I wonder could this be a bug?


@32624Tb: @luzabs きっとluzくんはそらるさんにとって犬なんですよ
@32624Tb: I’m sure luz would be taken as soraru’s dog!


@luzabs: @32624Tb なるほどわんわん
@luzabs: Of course woof woof


‏@trluz_O718 : @luzabs そらるさんは猫が好きって言ってました!!!@trluz_O718: Soraru said he likes cats


@luzabs: え?@trluz_O718
@luzabs: Eh?


@soraruru: @luzabs 犬も好きだよ
@soraruru: I also like dogs

@luzabs:  (*゚∀゚*)

Mafumafu: “The air conditioner started switching between hot & cold air so I thought “It’s broken down huhー”, but when I imagined this air conditioner’s gender as a girl, I started to see it as a tsundere girl that can’t help treating me coldly but sometimes fawns over me and I suddenly felt a burst of energy. But when I think that there’s also a chance of it being a guy or even worse, a middle-aged man, I can no longer forgive this world.”

Eru: “For now, let’s have the air conditioner go into repair…”

@_amatsuki_: シンガポールに5頭いる内の最大のマーライオン!目からビームが出ます

@_amatsuki_: This is the biggest Merlion out of the 5 in Singapore! There are beams shooting out of its eyes

@_amatsuki_: 許可もなく盗撮していくぅRT @kashitaro_ito: ホテルに戻って参りましたが、シンガポールを裏も表も堪能した気がします…!! 写真は大マーライオン、右下のあまつきくんで大きさが比べられるでしょうか??

@_amatsuki_: You snuck a photo without my permissionn RT @kashitaro_ito: We’ve returned to our hotel, but I feel that we are becoming more and more familiar with Singapore…!! In the photo is the big Merlion, and in the bottom right corner is Amatsuki-kun to act as a measurement, now you’ll be able to see how big the Merlion is??

@kashitaro_ito: 僕らの関係は、そういんじゃないやん?はしやん。

@kashitaro_ito: That’s our kind out relationship isn’t it? Hashiyan.

(t/n: the running joke about eeyan, hashiyan that kashitaro created. he’s still not tired of it)

@_amatsuki_: 撮った時は 「あぁ、うん。まぁこんなんだよね」みたいなテンションだった癖におい!

@_amatsuki_: Even though when you were taking it you were like “Ah, hmm. yeah it’s like that” Oi! 

@kashitaro_ito: まぁ、ライオン、って感じだよね…?

@kashitaro_ito: Well, it’s just a lion…? (t/n: maa, lion. pun on merlion explained below)

@_amatsuki_: Yeah hurry up and sleep

@kashitaro_ito: ヒィ!!

@kashitaro_ito: hii!! 

Soraru’s reply

@soraruru: おもってたよりでかい!

@soraruru: It’s bigger than I expected!

@kashitaro_ito: そう、これは大きいマーライオンです!!中くらいのやつの感動は、まぁ、ライオン…?くらいですからね!!

@kashitaro_ito: Yup, this is the big Merlion!! The kind of feeling I get from the moderate-sized Merlions are like Maa, Raion!!  (t/n: means “well, lion” in a indifferent way and is meant to pun on the pronunciation of Merlion in Japanese, which is Maaraion)

@uratasama: 人の喜ぶ顔が見たくてね(*^^*)

そらまふるす坂田の喜ぶ顔が見たかったぜ!
でも、面と向かってありがとうと言われると恥ずかしいたぬき

Urata: I want to see people’s face brimming with happiness, you know (*^^*)

I got to see SoraMafuLuzSakata’s delighted faces! But I feel shy whenever they tell me ‘thanks’ face to face-tanuki

[t/n: urata treated soramafuluzsakata to crabs but he couldn’t join them due to circumstances w]

@uni_mafumafu: まふつきうらたでランチしゃぶしゃぶしてきたしゃぶ  うまうまし( ⸝⸝⸝⁼̴́꒳⁼̴̀⸝⸝⸝)

雨の日って実は結構好きだなー
雨がしとしと降る庭の前でお茶を飲んで猫をなでるみたいなの好き  猫アレルギーだけど

Mafu: Mafu, Amatsuki and Urata ate shabu shabu for lunch. It’s so delicious ( ⸝⸝⸝⁼̴́꒳⁼̴̀⸝⸝⸝)

I actually like rainy days like this~
I like drinking tea in front of the garden as the rain gently falls while stroking a cat like this but then I remember I have cat allergy.

@soraruru: @uni_mafumafu 許さない
Soraru: I won’t forgive you.

@uni_mafumafu: @soraruru 家に着いたのでとりあえず二度寝を
Mafu: I’ve been sleeping twice ever since I got home

@_amatsuki_ そらるさんが「だいじょーぶだいじょーぶ」ってピエロ歌いながら猫に近付いていって逃げられてる ワロタ

Amatsuki: Soraru-san was singing ’daijoubu daijoubu(it’s alright, it’s alright)’ from the song ‘pierrot’ as he got closer to a cat but it ran away LOL