Proposals

KageHina

Kageyama: *Kageyama throws the tiny box containing the ring at Hinata’s head*

MARRY ME DUMBASS

Hinata: *is dead on the floor*

DaiSuga

Daichi: *Daichi gets down on one knee* Suga will you…

Suga: YES! *jumps on Daichi*

TsukiYama

*Tsukki and Yamaguchi are at practice*

Yamaguchi: *is about to serve*

Tsukki: If you get an ace I’ll marry you *walks away as he pushes up his glasses like the piece of salt he is*

Yamaguchi: *has fainted*

AsaNoya:

Nishinoya: *rolls into the room*
Asahi: ??????????

Nishinoya: *springs up onto one knee*

Asahi: ??????????????

Nishinoya: *holds open ring box*

Asahi: ????????????????????

Nishinoya: ROLLING MARRIAGE!

Asahi: ????????????????????????????????????

IwaOi:

Oikawa: Iwa-chan! Will you marry me?! *offers ring*

Iwaizumi: Shittykawa….*grabs ring*

KuroKen:

Kenma: *walks into room* Kuroo why did you put a ring in my ds???

Kuroo: *sips from coffee not bothering to turn around* You were really trying to beat that level

Kenma: ????????

Kuroo: I married us when you weren’t paying attention *sips coffee*

BokuAka:

*Akaashi walks into their house and sees rose petals everywhere, candles are lit, perfume is in the air, etc.*

Akaashi: Are you proposing to someone Bokuto?

Bokuto: You bet *begins to pull out ring box* actually….Akaashi… I-

Akaashi: I pity that person *leaves the room*

Bokuto: *deadpans*