Would you buy a Squirrel Girl game for Nintendo Switch or 3DS?
Escaping the taunts of her fellow school students regarding her physical
mutation, Los Angeles-born Doreen Green fled into the nearby woods
where she quickly discovered her affinity for squirrels. Squirrel Girl
subsequently moved to New York City to fight crime, earning quite the
reputation as Central Park’s greatest protector.
So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
I did. I broke it-
No. No, you didn’t. Spring?
Don’t look at me. Look at Ninjara.
What? I didn’t break it.
Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
No, it’s not!
If it matters, probably not… But, Twintelle was the last one to use it.
Excuse me? I don’t even drink that crap!
Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Mummy!
Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Mechanica.
No. Who broke it?
*whispering* Mechanica. Min Min’s been awfully quiet.
Mechanica, outside of the other fighters yelling:
I broke it. I burnt my hand so I punched it with my mech. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. After all, it was getting a little chummy around here.