ninjas and junk

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Sending you a ship: Gravepainters

  • Drinks all of the coffee: La Muerte is pure evil without her caffeine fix in the morning. Need I say more?
  • Brings up adopting a pet: La Muerte likes the idea of it, but she knows that she would want something like a Persian or Siamese cat but Xibalba would want a pitbull.
  • Kills the bugs: Xibalba, because La Muerte likes seeing how stupid he looks when he does it. He gets all ninja and junk, spraying the bug spray everywhere and screaming random Spanish swears.
  • Cooks the meals: La Muerte, due to the fact she’s concerned for her husband. If it were up to Xibalba, he would probably live off of nothing but churros and wine.
  • Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Surprisingly, Xibalba. Especially the gift-giving ones, because he loves spoiling his wifey :P.
  • Initiates the couple selfies: La Muerte. She has her ways to get her stubborn husband to pose in them.
  • Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: Xibalba, obviously. He always ends up a day late (which ends up with him sleeping on the couch but his wifey eventually joins him) or a day early (which causes La Muerte to get all sappy on him). 
  • Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: Xibalba has a sweet tooth BECAUSE REASONS.
  • Nicknames the other: La Muerte started it, so Xibalba got revenge.